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'YOU' in a movie sentence | examples for 'YOU' from movies

Joey: I can't believe it. When you guys come back, you're gonna have a baby! That is so weird!

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Ross: Come on, she's gonna love you guys!

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Chandler: Uhm, thank you, but we're really trying not to get our hopes up.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Phoebe: What are you gonna name the baby?

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Joey: But just think, ok? What if everything goes right? What if this woman does pick you guys?

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Monica: You know, I know that things could still go wrong but if they don't? If this works out, we're gonna have a baby Chandler, a baby!

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Monica: Oh my God, it's gonna WORK! We're gonna make it work! I'm gonna be a mummy and (to Chandler) you're gonna be a daddy! All right, I'll see you suckers. I'm gonna get me... A BABY! {she leaves)

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Phoebe: Oh, that's Sarah. No, no. Don't you get any ideas, ok? No, I'm not setting you up with any more of my friends!

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Rachel: Do you think I'm someone else?

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Phoebe: Fine, I'll give you her number.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Joey: Ok, thank you. And I promise you I will not forget this one. (he starts writing on his hand) Mandy.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Ross: Hey you guys, I need some fashion advice.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Rachel: Well, it's a little low... pick up a little... (Ross picks it up) a little bit more... (he picks it up again) a little bit more... (he takes it off) There you go! (pause) Now throw it away!

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Rachel: Ross, please, trust me. I buy 30 fashion magazines a month. Now, I don't know who's running for president or who that... NATO guy is, but I do know that you have to get as far away as you can from that hat.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Phoebe: Well, you know, if you want fashion help, Rachel and I are going shopping tomorrow. You're more than welcome to come with us, right?

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Monica: Ok, thank you.(the man leaves) Uh, well this is it. Are you OK?

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Chandler: Yeah. Just weird, you know. It's like: "Hi, I'm Chandler. May I have the human growing inside you?"

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Agency guy: (he enters with Erica) Monica, Chandler. I'd like you to meet Erica.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Monica: Hi. It is so, so nice to meet you.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Chandler: Thank you so much for agreeing to see us.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Agency guy: I'll let you get acquainted.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Erica: So, it's Monica and Chandler. I only know you as file 0W33815-D.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Erica: Gosh, you know, you're just such an amazing couple. It's... kind of intimidating.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Erica: You're kidding me? I mean, it's enough that you are a doctor. But on top of it, you're married to a reverend?

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Phoebe: What are you talking about? Sarah's great!

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Joey: Oh, really? You know what your great friend did? We're out to dinner, ok? (he starts talking about the date and we can see what happened through a flashback video) We're getting along, having a really nice time. I was thinking she was really cool. And then, out of nowhere...

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Phoebe: That’s it? That’s why you won’t go out with her again? So, she took some fries, big deal!

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Phoebe: I’m sorry, I can’t believe I set you up with such a MONSTER!

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Phoebe: Thank God you’re here. Listen to this!

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Phoebe: What? You know about the plate thing?

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Phoebe: (to Joey) You wouldn’t let her have a grape?

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Phoebe: Well, I still think that it’s a stupid reason not to call someone again. You are calling her! And if you need to, just get an extra plate of fries for the table!

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Ross: You know, we should just go, I’m not gonna find anything here! This stuff is ridiculous!

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Rachel: Yeah, down from seven hundred, you are saving like two hundred bucks!

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Phoebe (walking to Ross carrying a black leather jacket): Hey, check this out! It’s totally you!

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Rachel: No, no, no, no! Ross, wait! Come on! You know, there’s other stuff. Here’s a nice shirt, look at these nice pants...

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Rachel: Yes, they will! You know what you should do? Just go take a walk, all right? I know your size and I’m... I’m gonna pick up some really good stuff for you.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Rachel: Yes! And I know what looks sexy on guys. Please, just wear what I suggest, and she’s gonna go nuts for you.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Ross: So, you’re saying, uh, if I wear these pants I might be getting into hers?

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Chandler: So, the fact that I am a doctor, and my wife’s a reverend, that’s important to you?

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Erica: I was wondering you both have such serious jobs. (to Monica) Would you have time to take care of a baby and your flock?

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Monica: Oh, you know, my flock is good, I mean, yeah, my flock pretty much takes care of themselves at this point. Good flock. Flock, flock, flock.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Agency guy: Do you have any question for Erica?

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Chandler: Yeah, actually. So, you read a file that you liked and you gave the agency the serial number and they contacted us?

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Chandler: You should be. You’re really on top of stuff..

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Erica: Yeah, when I read about you two, I was pretty sure I wanted you, but I just thought we should meet face to face. (to the agency guy). I've made my decision. I choose them.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Monica: Oh my God, this is great! This is so great! (to Chandler, who looks bewildered). Did you hear that?

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Monica: (to Erica) Hey, thank you. Thank you so much. (they hugs). You are SO going to Heaven!

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Rachel: Oh! Really? Do you wanna try some of them on for me?

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Phoebe: oh, well, Ross probably has it, you can get it from him later.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Ross: (to Joey) So? What do you think? (Shows himself - Joey observes him with a strange look on his face.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Ross: (not getting it) Yeah! Yeah! Rachel picked it out for me. She told me to trust her and you know what? I'm glad I did! I turned quite a few heads on my way over here.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Joey: (now laughing a little) Dude, I really don't think you should be wearing that.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Ross: You're just jealous because you couldn't pull this off. Yeah, now if you'll excuse me (getting up and taking his coat) I have a date. (As he is walking out, everyone turns and stares at him) See? (To Joey) ALL eyes on ME!

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Chandler: You have gotta stop!

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Monica: Well, if you think about it, I am kind of like a Reverend. I mean, as a chef, I serve God, by feeing the hungry and poor. (looks very convinced about what she just said)

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Chandler: But we are not the one she chose! How can you feel okay about this?

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Joey: oh, I didn't know you liked French fries. Help yourself! What's mine is yours. (Sarah reaches over and takes a few fries)

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Joey: (Spotting her movements takes her hand into his own) You are beautiful, you know that?

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Joey: (Visibly annoyed) NOW look what you did!!

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Sarah: What? what is the matter with you?

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Sarah: But you just said "What's mine is yours"?

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Joey: I'm sorry, I'm overreacting. Okay, It's just when it comes to food, I have certain rules, okay, I mean (bends down and with his plate and his hands, scrapes the dropped dinner back onto the plate and puts it back on the table) There are things you do..and you now, things.. (takes something from the plate and blows it a little) that you don't do (He takes a bite from it).

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Ross: Oh! You are gonna love it! (The girl is looking in the other direction as Ross is taking off his own coat, revealing the pink and white ladies shirt) and I'm so glad, we're finally doing this.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Joey: I really am sorry about, you know..before. I just want to make sure you know that I really do like you.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Sarah: Oh, no! This is work. I should call in. Can you excuse me?

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Sarah: What are you doing? I thought you don't share food.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Sarah: (laughing) No. If I can't have your clams, you can't have my dessert. This is a two way street.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Erica: Yeah. It's a sonogram they took of the baby last week. I thought you might want to see it. (gives it to Monica, who looks at it for a long time, and then shows it to Chandler)

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

(Chandler takes Monica's hand, and gets serious) Look, before we sign anything we really have to talk...(pause) We're not who you think we are.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Chandler: I could perform an operation on you and prove it if you'd like.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Erica: So who are you?

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Erica: So you lied to me before?

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Monica: But we were hoping that since we told you the truth that you still might consider...

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Erica: Giving you my baby? You think I'd give you my child after this?

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Monica: Well, you don't have to decide right now, but if you could just look at our file...

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Erica: I've nothing to say to you. (walks a few paces)

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Chandler: You have every reason to be upset. We did lie. But only because we've been waiting and trying to have a baby for so long. Now we don't know how long it's gonna be before we can get another chance again.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Erica: Why don't you ask the reverend to pray on it?

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Erica: Oh yeah. I actually liked you guys. But it doesn't matter, because what you did was wrong. (walks away again, but Chandler catches up with her again)

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Chandler: But you did like us. And you should. My wife's an incredible woman. She's loving and devoted and caring. And don't tell her I said this but the woman's always right... I love my wife more than anything in this world. And I... It kills me that I can't give her a baby... I really want a kid. And when that day finally comes, I'll learn how to be a good dad. But my wife... she's already there. She's a mother... without a baby... Please?

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Chandler: You still want that baby?

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Monica: God bless you Chandler Bing!

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Joey: (nods) So, why are you still wearing it?

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Joey: Yeah, and you know what? We could do a lot worse.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Monica: (Tiny laugh) I am really an idiot. (Tiny laugh) you see, I was filling out my friend's form, and instead of putting her information, (tiny laugh) I put mine.

"Friends", season 1, episode 17

Woman: OH…MY…GAWD!! (Yep, you guessed it. It’s Janice.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 15

Chandler: No, there are great pictures of you standing next to a guy who’s going like this… (Makes what can only be described as a toothy frown. Henceforth, this shall be known as The Face.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 5

(She kisses him. Ross leans back for a second, and then they both kiss, more passionately this time as U2's With or Without You plays in the background.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 15

Ross: Chandler, have you ever put on a black cocktail dress and asked me up to your hotel room?

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Phoebe: Because at that time you see, I thought everything that rhymed was true. So I thought y’know that if I’d work with stocks, I’d have to live in a box, and only eat lox, and have a pet fox.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: Fine! Don't be my friends! I'll buy new friends! Yeah, and then I'll pay for their plastic surgery so they'd look just like you!

"Friends", season 9, episode 18

Mrs. Geller: Oh, she just graduated, and she wants to be something in cooking, or food, or.... I don't know. Anyway, I told her you had a restaurant-

"Friends", season 1, episode 2

David: Right. But, see, the longer I waited, the more phenomenal the kiss had to be, and now we've reached a place where it's just gotta be one of those things where I just like... sweep everything off the table and throw you down on it. And, uh, I'm not really a, uh, sweeping sorta fella.

"Friends", season 1, episode 10

MONICA: Oh, gosh, this is so weird. I mean, his whole life was in this apartment, and now it's gone. You know, I think it would be nice if we just took a few moments, for Mr. Heckles. I mean, he was kind of a pain, he was, but, he was a person. You're all going to hell.

"Friends", season 2, episode 3

Chandler: Oh, what can happen? I mean, would you… (He gestures and spills some of his coffee.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 17

Monica: No, wait, please don’t go! I’ve got porn for you too!

"Friends", season 4, episode 13

Joey: Yeah, so, uh, so, uh, what's the deal with this father guy, I mean, if someone was havin' my baby somewhere, I'd wanna know about it, you know?

"Friends", season 1, episode 23

Mona: (laughs then stops) Oh you’re serious. Sure!

"Friends", season 8, episode 5

Monica: (looking at her hand) Y’know what shoes would look great with this ring? Diamond shoes! (Sees Chandler sitting on the bed.) You’re not getting dressed. (Chandler quietly folds over the comforter on the bed making a spot for her.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 1

Ross: You gotta be at least bi...

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

ROSS: Hey, you're a doctor of gums. That's the smallest body part you can major in. It's like day one, floss. Day two, here's your diploma.

"Friends", season 2, episode 10

Phoebe: It's nothing, it's just- Okay. I'm going through my mail, and I open up their monthly, you know, STATEMENT-

"Friends", season 1, episode 3

Chandler: Oh-aw my God! Now, I understand if you never want to sleep with me again, but that would be wrong. We're too good! We owe it, to sex!

"Friends", season 5, episode 4

Phoebe: Okay! (Runs that way and hears another whistle blast.) Hey! (Heads the other way and hears another blast.) What do I do?!! (She runs in the second direction and finds that the whistling is coming from inside a rack. She moves the dresses out of the way to find Rachel curled up in a fetal position frantically blowing on the whistle.) What are you doing? (Rachel doesn’t stop.) Did you find the dress? (Rachel won’t stop so Phoebe pinches her nose shut which causes her to spit the whistle out.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 17

RACHEL: Well it's not, honey I'm sorry, I guess I'm just nervous. I mean, it's you, ya know, it's us. I mean, we're crossing that line, sort of a big thing.

"Friends", season 2, episode 15

Monica: You know what I’d love to do? I would like to go to France and eat nothing but bread and cheese—Not even bread, just cheese. No, I want the bread. Yeah. Ah, and pastries… (Breathlessly) And pate. Oh, I’m really not high, it’s just I used to be fat.

"Friends", season 8, episode 16

Ross: Alright, I'm gonna go find them... (twitches a bit, looks down) I just need a... need a before I can... you know. (gestures standing up... they sit and wait for a while) Grandma... grandma... grandma... (he tries to concentrate...) Okay, I see you later.

"Friends", season 10, episode 1

Joey: (entering) That’s my line! (He walks up the aisle and to the rabbi) I can take it from here, thanks. (To all) Dearly beloved, I’m sorry I’m a little late. You may be confused by this now, (He’s still in costume) but you won’t be Memorial Day weekend 2002. Well, let’s get started before the groom takes off again. Huh? (Monica is shocked and looks around.) We are gathered here today, to join this man and this woman in the bonds of holy matrimony. I’ve known Monica and Chandler for a long time, and I can not imagine two people more perfect for each other. And now, as I’ve left my notes in my dressing room. We shall proceed to the vows. Monica?

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

MIKE: (looking at his watch) Eleven minutes.� (long pause)� And now twelve.� So, do you like the beer?

"Friends", season 9, episode 9

Monica: (entering) Hey guys! Do you wanna look at the song list for the wedding? (They ignore her.) Guys?

"Friends", season 7, episode 17

Ross: Okay, there are no stupid fights!! This isn’t about the room, this is about what the room…represents! And unfortunately, this room (Points to Rachel’s room) could destroy you!!

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Chandler: And then you click it and, uh-oh, she's naked. And then, and then you click it again and she's dressed. She's a business woman, she's walking down the street, she's window shopping, and (clicks pen) whoa-whoa-whoa, sh-she's naked! (Rachel just stares at him.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 12

JOEY: These'll go great in my new place. You know, 'till I get real ones.

"Friends", season 2, episode 16

Emily: Don’t you point your pants at me! (She throws them on the floor.) We have no choice! Anywhere that’s half-decent would’ve be booked months ago, Ross don’t you understand? This is our wedding I’m talking about.

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Mike: (not amused) Are you rehearsing for some really bad mafia movie?

"Friends", season 10, episode 12

Joey: Oh! Hey right! Not a problem. (He starts taking off his clothes.) I totally understand. You need to y’know make sure I don’t have any horrible scars or tattoos. Don’t you worry; I have nothing to hide. (He drops his pants and stands back up and looks down.) So there you go, that’s me. (We cut to a camera angle looking at the casting director and movie director through Joey’s legs.) One hundred percent natural! (Suddenly, there’s a thud as something falls off.) (Everyone is shocked.) I tell ya, that has never happened before.

"Friends", season 7, episode 19

Monica: What-what are you doing?

"Friends", season 5, episode 15

Ross: Okay, I’m going to start climb down you now.

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

Phoebe: Ok, somebody is on their way to ruin wedding okay. And I have to warn somebody, alright. So if you don’t give me that number then I’m going to come over there and kick your snooty ass all the way to New Glocken..shire.

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Rachel: Okay. All right Dina, well let’s talk about the different areas of fashion that you could get involved in. Let’s see, there’s design, but you may need a whole other degree for that. Uh, there’s-there’s sales, which is great because you get to travel…

"Friends", season 8, episode 10

Emily: (with her coat on, she’s leaving with Ross) Thank you so much for this. It was really so thoughtful of you.

"Friends", season 4, episode 16

Ross: You what? Wh what were you doing seeing her boobies?

"Friends", season 1, episode 13

MR. GELLER: Honey. Honey, have you seen my Harmon Kilerbrew bat? Bob doesn't believe I have one.

"Friends", season 2, episode 16

Will: Sure! Monica, I can’t get over how great you look! You look stunning!

"Friends", season 8, episode 9

Chandler: Yeah, that’s like the most ugliest dress I’ve ever seen. Wh-why do you to return it?

"Friends", season 7, episode 17

Chandler: Alright, Janice, that's it! Janice... Janice... Hey, Janice, when I invited you to this party I didn't necessarily think that it meant that we-

"Friends", season 1, episode 10

Janice: Oh! Okay! (To Ross) You, Mister Right Place at the Right Time, call me! (Does her famous, or is that infamous, laugh and exits.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 12

Richard: Well I know I was an idiot! And I tried to forget you, I really did! Y’know after we had lunch last year I spent six months in Africa trying to get you out of my head!

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Ross: Oh okay, lift it straight up over your head! Straight up over your head! You can do it! You can do it! (She gets it lifted up and they make the first turn.) Okay. You got it?

"Friends", season 5, episode 16

(they sit down and Roy plays "You Make Me Feel" by Sylvester on his boom box, and starts... With his back towards the girls, he starts waving his hands, then backs towards the girls slapping his butt, then swings it around, and makes thrusting pelvic movements in front of Phoebe. He dances around the tables in between all the girls, and gets back into the kitchen part of the room. He then tears off one of his sleeves and throws it towards Monica and Rachel, who fight over who gets it. He then tears off his other sleeve and moves it back and forth between his legs, getting closer to Phoebe.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 11

Rachel: Well, okay. Would-would you get me a Diet Coke?

"Friends", season 6, episode 22

Ross: Susan wanted a Chunky. We're having a baby, ok, a baby, you don't stop for Chunkys.

"Friends", season 1, episode 23

The Casting Director: (entering) Okay uh, we have narrowed it down to Raymond, Ben, Kyle, and Joey. The rest of you, thank you very much.

"Friends", season 5, episode 18

Mona: Uh, that’s okay. You can dance with her first.

"Friends", season 8, episode 1

Chandler: Hey-hey-hey Rachel, funny thing. Actually, the ah, end zone starts at that pole, so you’re five feet short, so we win!

"Friends", season 3, episode 9

David: Uh no, I have to go in a few hours. I have to be on the red-eye. Well listen, y’know, next time you’re in Minsk umm…

"Friends", season 7, episode 11

ROSS: God, that was, that was amazing, that was incredible. You guys, you guys kicked butt.

"Friends", season 2, episode 21

Chandler: Does South Oregon have a sports-team? (Joey strikes one from his list) There you go.

"Friends", season 7, episode 8

Chandler: You are totally and completely 100% forgiven.

"Friends", season 6, episode 17

Ross: Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh, by the by, did it uh, did it ever occur to you that, I don’t know, maybe they might be having a little too much fun?

"Friends", season 4, episode 18

Joey: All right, I'll give you this, Mr. Peanut is a better dresser. I mean he's got the monocle, he's got the top hat...

"Friends", season 1, episode 20

Chandler: Hm-hmm, I told you! (Looks at the clock) I can’t believe that I’ve only got two hours before I call in sick for work.

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

RACHEL: So uh, what are you guys doing for dinner tonight?

"Friends", season 2, episode 5

ROSS: Ok, Phoebe, this is it. In this briefcase I carry actual scientific facts. A briefcase of facts, if you will. Some of these fossils are over 200 million years old.

"Friends", season 2, episode 3

Joey: Somebody opened the door to the coffee house and a raccoon came running in, went straight for your muffin and I said "Hey don't eat that-that's Phoebe's" and he said.. <pause> He said.. "Joey you stink at lying." What am I going to do?

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Joey: (to Erin) Okay, good to see you again.

"Friends", season 7, episode 7

Joey: (stomps on the footrest which pops Ross up into a sitting position) The trail from the woman you did it with to the woman you hope never finds out who did it! (slapping his hands with each word) You always have to think about the trail!

"Friends", season 3, episode 16

Joey: Come on Pheebs! I can’t take this anymore! Let-let me make it up to you. Huh? (Starts singing.) Ground control to Major Tom. Commencing countdown, engines on. Take your protein pills and put your helmet on!

"Friends", season 6, episode 1

BIG BULLY: Of course we're hitting faces, why wouldn't you hit faces?

"Friends", season 2, episode 21

Joey: Uh, if I may? Umm-umm look, Cliff, you told me a lot of personal stuff about you, right? And maybe-maybe it would if-if would help if-if you knew some personal stuff about her. Uh, she was married to a gay ice dancer. Uh, she gave birth to her brother’s triplets. Oh! Oh! Her-her twin sister used to do porn!

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Girl: You’re a big scrud.

"Friends", season 3, episode 10

Rachel: Nothing! Phoebe kinda made a mistake. But y’know you do wear that sweater a lot, are you involved in some kind of dare?

"Friends", season 8, episode 2

Rachel: Jill this is not about me being jealous of you! This is about you being a brat! Wanting what you can’t have!

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

Monica: Oh, you really want to talk about getting people to like you huh, funny man? (Joey laughs but stops when Chandler turns to glare at him.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 9

Monica: (noticing Rachel crawling behind the couch) Rach? What are you doing?

"Friends", season 5, episode 19

Phoebe: No but, why does that have to be a bad thing. Just change what it means. Y'know? Go down there and prove your Mother wrong. Finish the job you were hired to do, and we’ll call that pulling a Monica.

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

Joey: All right, look, you got to help me out, ok? Look, I have the magic marker, I want you to fill in the skinny one soI don�t look stupid for my pictures.

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Joey/Drake: Yes, you do.Yes...you do. I'm the one who doesn't have a choice because I...because I can't stop loving you.

"Friends", season 9, episode 19

Rachel: What?! I didn't have a good time in Greece! Ross abandoned me! Okay, I couldn't get a plane out, so I had to stay in their honeymoon suite with people coming up to me all the time going, "Oh, Mrs. Geller, why are you crying?" I mean, it was sooo humiliating. I felt like such an idiot! I mean, it's all my fault! And you know why, because I make very bad decisions.

"Friends", season 5, episode 2

Charlie: There's an indoor pool, you can swim there! (Ross agrees)

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Chandler: You roll another hard eight and we get married here tonight.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Judge: You need to get out of my chambers.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Phoebe: Oh, this is so exciting! You get your picture back up on the wall of fame! Eek!

"Friends", season 6, episode 22

Amy: You didn't want me to marry the old guy with the great apartment. Then, I tried to help your daughter to de-emphasize her flaws (frantically pointing at her nose) And suddenly I am the bad guy?

"Friends", season 10, episode 5

Ross: (Angry) I- I- I ca- I can't believe this. I mean, all I asked you to do was keep him in the apartment.

"Friends", season 1, episode 19

Bank Officer: Okay, Ms. Lambert handles all our closures. (to a beautiful woman) Would you come over here please?

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

Frank Jr.: You just don't know how hard it is, Phoebe. There's just so many of them. You know, two I can handle. Two's great. You just hold one in each hand, but what do I do when the third one runs at me with his bike helmet on. I've got no more hands to protect my area! There's three of them, Phoebe, three!

"Friends", season 10, episode 2

Joey: You’re right. You’re right. I-I’ll go tell her now before Ross finds out and I’ll be gentle. I can do that. I am a gentle person. Oh, by the way. Two people screwing in there (Points to the closet Chandler and Monica were in) if you want to check that out.

"Friends", season 9, episode 1

Chandler: You do know that Wham broke up?

"Friends", season 4, episode 19

Monica: Right. Umm, listen since we’re-we-re on that subject, umm, I just wanted to tell you that uh, well, I-I was going through a really hard time in London, what with my brother getting married and that guy thinking I was Ross’s mother…

"Friends", season 5, episode 1

Monica: Are we playing football or what? Come on you hairy-backed Marries.

"Friends", season 3, episode 9

Chandler: Ah, the "I'm sorry I rejected you" phone call. I'm not used to getting it from guys. (on the phone, getting up from the sofa) Hey, Steve.

"Friends", season 9, episode 18

Janice: A little birdie told me something about you wanting to rip your arm off and throw it at me.

"Friends", season 3, episode 1

Ross: I dunno, maybe it’s because you’re really sarcastic. Or maybe it’s cause you uh-

"Friends", season 6, episode 9

Ross: So honey, this morning was fun, huh? Me hopping in on you in the shower there.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

CHANDLER: I am here, on my knees, holding up these couch cushions as a symbol of my sorrow and regret, much like they did in biblical times. Though you may haveth anger now. . . [Joey returns to his room]

"Friends", season 2, episode 14

PHOEBE: I'm sorry, Monica, I'm really happy you got promoted, but cold cucumber mush for thirty-something bucks? No! Rachel just had that, that, that salad, and, and Joey with his like teeny pizza! It's just...

"Friends", season 2, episode 5

Ross: Yeah, yeah, I was watching. (The instructor just nods and walks away.) Umm, hey, a couple of questions though. Umm, about that-that-that last move where the woman tripped you and then pinned you to the floor, what-what-what-what would you do next?

"Friends", season 6, episode 17

Joey: Hey, did you get to the part where they’re trapped in the car and Cujo’s throwin’ himself at the windshield?

"Friends", season 8, episode 12

Joey: That’s right! I helped you guys out a lot in the start of your relationship. Huh? I helped you guys sneak around for like six months, and I looked like an idiot! And I was humiliated. And I only made 200 dollars!

"Friends", season 6, episode 11

Chandler: Well, I think it's great that you're going on a date, you know? I mean, it sounds healthy. I mean, you have needs. Embrace your womanhood!

"Friends", season 9, episode 14

Cailin: I’ll join you.

"Friends", season 3, episode 22

Phoebe: So, here you are. It seems like yesterday I was talking to you in that little petri dish. Everyone said labor was the hardest thing I'd ever have to do, but they were wrong this is. Oh, I had the most fun with you guys! I wish I could take you home and see you everyday. Okay, I'll settle for being your favorite Aunt. I know Alice's sister has a pool, but you lived in me. Okay, so we're cool. Yeah, we're gonna be great. Little high fives! (Imitates the high fives.) Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! (One of the babies begins to cry.) Well, if you're gonna cry. (She starts crying.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 3

Monica: Hey Rach, the adoption agency needs letters of recommendation and we were wondering if you would write one for us.

"Friends", season 10, episode 5