words in movies
Phoebe: (to her) Hey! Dont you give me any of yourHey! (Sees Chandler and Monica standing there.)
Joey: Nah, Im too depressed to eat. Ill probably eat in like 5 minutes. So I guess Ill just fly home with you guys, what times your flight?
Joey: Oh my God! Thats huge! (Hugs him.) Wait a minute, why come I wasnt invited? And who was going to be your best man? Dont say, "Ross." Do not say, "Ross."
Phoebe: Oh-oh, thats your thing.
Phoebe: Yes you do! This is your third divorce! You love divorce so much youre probably gonna marry it! Then it wont work out and youre gonna have to divorce it, divorcing guy. (Pause) Im so drunk.
Phoebe: Well, you promised me a fun road trip! Weve been on the road six hours and youve been asleep for five and a half! We are switching at the next rest stop and you are going to drive all the way back! That will be your punishment, you greedy sleeper!
{Note: Does anyone else want to smack Ross right about now? Raise your hands. Okay, put them down before you stink out the person next to you.}
Rachel: You are asking me to be your wife!
Phoebe: No-No! You need your sleep. Night-night! Shh! (She closes the partition.)
Hitchhiker: This is where I get off. Well, I have your address and phone number.
Phoebe: And I have your name and the fact that youre a drifter, so the balls pretty much in your court.
Joey: Come on Pheebs! I cant take this anymore! Let-let me make it up to you. Huh? (Starts singing.) Ground control to Major Tom. Commencing countdown, engines on. Take your protein pills and put your helmet on!
Joey: Pheebs, I am so sorry! I know I promised you a fun road trip with your friend and I didnt deliver. But-but-but now I know that you think being awake is an important part of friendship! So, so, so I will strive to-to stay awake for as long as I know you.
Rachel: All right. Okay Chandler, enjoy your handful. (Exits.)
Monica: Then all your stuff would be here.
Monica: Heres your key (Gets him one.)
Monica: Heres your key. All right, you have to christen it! Now, go out and come back in!
Monica: Maybe. Joey: Wait. Your 'not a real date' tonight is with Paul the Wine Guy?
Joanna: Just a little gag gift somebody gave me. (Shes holding a pair of handcuffs) Put your hands together.
Rachel: Yeah. Yeah, I-I-I see the scare. Listen, Paul, I think this is really great that-that yknow, you shared your feelings. Its really, its beautiful, but umm, what do you say we go share some food?
The Woman: I told em your candy is absolutely indescribable!
Ross: All right Pheebs, your cabs ready.
Rachel: This is a very critical time right now. If you feel yourself reaching for that phone, then you go shoe shopping, you get your butt in a bubble bath. You want her back you have to start acting aloof.
Rachel: (deals new hand) Boy, you really can't stand to lose, can you? Your whole face is getting red... little veins popping out on your temple...
Cecilia: That was good, that was really good. But I-I think your hands maybe a little off, they should be maybe right like (She grabs the back of his neck and kisses him passionately causing them to fall onto the couch.)
Monica: You mean your pink shirt?
Chandler: I know. He has your eyes.
Monica: Honey you-you got to beat your scores!
Joey: Thats your move? Boy Rach, youre lucky youre hot.
RACHEL: Oh as, as opposed to your other multi-functional nipples?
Monica: Thats not your regular dry cleaners.
Rachel: Well maybe he saw your hand slip briefly from the ten and two oclock position.
Joey: Whoa!! Now look, dont be just blurtin stuff out. I want you to really think about your answers. Okay?
Woman: And also, congratulations on your wedding.
Alan: Yeah, well, I had a great time with you.. I just can't stand your friends.
Joey: Uhh, look, your eyes still popping out a little, Im gonna go get some ice.
Dr. Stryker Remoray: Good morning. (He walks over to the bed, leans down, and whispers to him.) Drake, its your brother Stryker. Can you hear me?
Ross: If you want to check your email, just ask! (Chandler tries to look offended)
Monica: Alright (shrugs). I think it's a big mistake but it's your decision.
Amy with straight hair: Oh she's precious. Do you ever worry she's going to get your real nose?
Steve: Okay, you got your free food! You ruined everyone's fun! Don't you think it's time you went home?!
Mrs. Geller: Ross, why dont you give us your toast now?
Joey: So, were walking down the street and I turn to you and I say, Hey, lets go hang out at Totally Nude Nudes, remember? And then, and then, you turn to me and say, Nah, lets just hang out at your place. Well, that was a nice move dumb ass.
Chandler: Stick to your side!
Joey: Hey, Mr. Bing. That uh, hotel you stayed at called. Said someone left an eyelash curler in your room.
Phoebe: Oh, hey, Mon, do you still have your like old blouses and dresses from high school?
Ross: Yeah, y'know for dating, general merriment, taking back to your windmill...
Phoebe: Okay, so Im done my part, okay. Its your responsibility now, okay. The burden is off me, right?
DR. REMORE: Amber, I want you to know that I'll always be there for you, as a friend and as your brother.
LIPSON: Yes, and come see the bird show at 4. The macaws wear hats. Well it's a lot cuter if your monkey hasn't just died.
Chandler: Yeah, it's like when you're a kid, and your parents put your dog to sleep, and they tell you it went off to live on some farm.
Monica: Just out. Had some lunch, just me, little quality time with me. Thanks for your jacket.
Chandler: Stick to your side!
Monica: Is he really coming? Because I can see right into your apartment!
Chandler: Hey, I didnt make up the rules. Now, after you receive the doubling bonus, you get uh, one card. Now that one card could be worth $100 bringing your total to 1,500. (Joey gets excited.) Dont get to excited because thats not gonna happen unless you getNo way! (He takes the top card, which is the two of clubs. Of course, any card wouldve won. Chandler pays him.)
Estelle: So, how did your audition go today?
Mike: OK, I don't want to freak you out or anything, but I think I just saw a rat in your cupboard.
Ross: Your make-up!
Jessica Lockhart: Whats the matter Dina? Dont you recognize your own (Does a hair flip) mother?!
Waiter No. 2: Is this your table?
Phoebe: Yeah! And if you wanna look 19, then you You gotta do something about your eyes.
Ross: Oh, no no no. Nono, this is just vintage Rachel. I mean, things just sort of happen around you. I mean, you're off in Rachel-land, doing your Rachel-thing, totally oblivious to people's monkeys, or to people's feelings...
Monica: Oh my God, your mother!
Mr. Kaplan: Ill bet your thinking, Whats an intelligent girl who wants to be in fashion, doing making coffee? Eh?
Phoebe: Okay, this is from your friend at work.
MR. GELLER: Some of your old stuff.
Receptionist: Ok well, I'll call you as soon as your massage therapist is ready.
Rachel: Well, that-thats not your choice. Happy Halloween!
Ross: Your joke? Well, I think the Hef would disagree, which is why he sent me a check for one hundred ah-dollars.
Chandler: Remember that really cold morning, you woke up and those dogs were licking your face?
Monica to Amy: So. Welcome. Is this your first time you're seeing Emma?
The Cooking Teacher: I think you should give him your star.
The Interviewer: You mustve had your hands full.
Ross: Yeah-yeah, except Apollo 8 didnt actually land on the moon. But you-you-you could write that umm, your love lets me orbit the moon twice and return safely. (Apollo 8 was the first one that orbited the moon and the one that read the Christmas Story from the orbit of the moon on Christmas Eve, 1968. They also took the famous Earthrise picture of the Earth rising over the moon.)
Mr. Geller: Oh, well, I, I guess it musta been the day after you were born. We were in the hospital room, your mother was asleep, and they brought you in and gave you to me. You were this ugly little red thing, and all of a sudden you grabbed my finger with your whole fist. And you squeezed it, so tight. And that's when I knew.
Ross: Okay! (Walks away from him.) Umm, I uh, Im your teacher. Im sorry, youre-youre a student and I-and I like women. In spite of what may be written on the backs of some of these chairs.
Estelle: Joey! Its Estelle! Great news, I was able to get you and one guest tickets to your premiere.
Ross: All right, the score is nine to eight in favor of the guys. Ladies if you miss this the game is theirs, pick your category.
Monica: Well, Im never gonna listen to you again, thats for sure! (Mimicking her.) "Yknow, harm can it do if you go and put your name down?"
Ross: (on the phone) Yes, hello. I have a question. Umm, I used your pen to draw on my friend's face. (Listens) A beard and a moustache. (Listens and laughs) Thank you. (Rachel turns around and glares at him.) No, she didn't think so. (Listens) I know it's like (turns and sees Rachel staring at him and quickly changes the subject) anyway, umm well make-up didn't cover it and we've tried everything to get it off and nothing's worked. What-what do we do? (Listens) Yeah. (Listens) Uh-huh. (Listens) Yeah. (Listens) Oh! Okay. (Listens) Okay, thank you! (Rachel gets excited at his tone.) (Hangs up the phone) Yeah, it's not coming off.
Chandler: No, we'll-we'll bring it back! Just put it under your dress.
Monica: Is your team winning hon?
Joey: Uh, for your information, since they hired a very hot weather girl.
SUSIE: I'll be there, and who knows, if things go well, maybe this time I'll get to see your underwear.
Rachel: Hey-hey-hey thats funny! Your funny Chandler! Your a funny guy! You wanna know what else is really funny?!
Joey: (staring at the ice sculpture) How bad do you want to stick your tongue on that? (They all glare at him)
Mr. Thompson: Your generous contribution brings us a big step closer to building the youth center.
Phoebe: Yeah, not in your case Lovey Loverson. (Tries to take a bite out of Rosss cookie.)
Ross: No! No! LookHey, enough is enough! Look, I am sorry that you feel guilty or whatever about spending time with your new mom, but this is not your old mom. This is a cat! Okay, Julio the cat! Not mom! Cat!
Chandler: Why is there jelly on your shoe?
Phoebe: Cliff, do you really believe that a character from a TV show was here in your room?
Amy: I don't believe this, hold on a second. You guys die and I don't get your baby?
Phoebe: Oh, I thought this was your party and it turns out its a party for Howard. He's just the sweetest little man! (A guest walks up to her.)
Joey: Oh-no, dont try and talk all normal with that thing in your ear.
Chandler: Wow! You look just like your son Mrs. Tribbiani!
Chandler: Your parents caught Ross smoking pot in college and he blamed it on me!
Joey: That's right, mister, and I don't care how old you are, as long as you're under my roof you're gonna live by my rules. And that means no sleeping with your girlfriend.
Monica: Damnit! Damnit!! Heres your fifty bucks! (Pays Phoebe.)
Monica: Because your all gonna make up fake specials and make me cook them like you did the other night?
Chandler: Yeah or also when you don't have somebody breathing down your neck ALL THE LIVE LONG DAY!!
Rachel to Emma: Oh Emma. This is going to be your first Thanksgiving. What are you thankful for? Mommy's bobbies.
Rachel: Will you stop calling it your apartment!
Ross: I'll do it. Hey, whatever you need me to do, I'm your man. (He starts to sit down on the bed. There's one problem though, he's about two feet to the left of it. Needless to say, he misses and falls on his butt.) (Looking up at Joey.) Whoa-oh-whoa! Are you, are you okay?
Joey: Cut it out Ross! I hate to have to save your life and kick your ass in the same day!
Rachel: Ross, you guys went out once. You took your kids to Chucky Cheese, and you didn't even kiss her.
Rachel: Oh, I'm sorry, did my back hurt your knife?
Rachel: Hey! Oh right, tonight was your party.
Phoebe: Yeah I know what I wanted to ask you. Um, can you roll your tongue? Because I can, and my Mom couldnt, and I thought y'know, I figured that was something I got from our Dad.
Amy: No, I'm not talking about you. <to Rachel> It was your fat friends brother with that bad afro, do you remember?
(Notices Ross looking at him and stops. Ross gives him his 'quiet down' maneuver. Okay, this may take a while to explain, so center this on you screen and place your hands about a foot apart with your fingers together and pointing straight up. Now take you fingers and point them at the other hand and making a 90-degree angle with each of your hands and the first knuckle counting up from the wrist. Now take your right hand, no your other right (that was for the dyslexics), and lower it a couple of inches, so that the fingers are pointing at your wrist. Now take your arms and keeping the elbows bent and your hands in front of you spread out your arms, kinda like making a bird's wing. Now hunch your shoulders over and move you hands up and down as if you are trying to tell some one to turn it down. That's Ross 'quiet down' maneuver. Well, there is an accompanying face, but I don't want to try and describe it as well.)
Monica: Breaks your heart doesnt it
Quartet: (singing) Congratulations on your first week at your brand new job! It won't be long before your the boss.
Joanna: Because if you feel uncomfortable with your friend dating someone you work for, there are always ways to fix...that.
Rachel: Joey, I think everyone saw the wine come out of your nose.
Ross: Yeah! Yes! Thank you! This is great. Thank you so much. And I swear, your kid is going to have the time of his life.
Joey: Hey! No! Get your France-going-arms away from me. (He walks out, and Rachel follows him)
Monica: Have you lost your mind? Chandler, this isn't about me! This is about you and all your weird relationship commitment crap!