words in movies
Monica: Im getting married!!!! Im gonna be a bride!!!! (Someone else yells at her.) No, I will not shut up because Im engaged! (He yells again.) Ohh, big talk! Huh, why dont you come over here and say that to me?! Huh, buddy?! Yeah, my fiancee will kick your ass! (Chandler starts to look worried.) Come on, apartment 20! Apartment 20!
Chandler: Its okay, I want this to be your night too. (Raises his class.) To Monica.
Rachel: (To Monica) Yeah, youre on your own.
Rachel: Uh-hmm, uh-hmm, yeah, yeah, I really liked your hands.
Phoebe: Im sorry, but I just wrote the best dance song for your wedding. Check this out. (Gets ready to play.)
Ross: Okay! Ho-ho! We did not steal your thunder because we are not getting back together!
Phoebe: You guys kissed!!!!! What does this mean?!! Are you, are you getting back together?! Can I sing at your wedding?
Chandler: Seriously? Seriously, no! You can play your own age which is 31!
Phoebe: Okay, you said I could sing at your wedding so, Im just gonna need a small deposit.
Joey: They break your heart, dont they?
Phoebe: Yeah! And if you wanna look 19, then you You gotta do something about your eyes.
Rachel: Monica, yknow what? The only reason I did that was because your party was so boring!
Rachel: Monica, your Sweet Sixteen was like a million years ago.
Rachel: Ugh, Monica I dont want to steal your stupid thunder!
Rachel: I swear, I never wanted any part of your night!
Chandler: (To Ross) Why to save your dignity my man.
Rachel: (ignoring them) Monica, why? Why would I ever want to take away from your night?
Monica: I dont know! I dontmaybe youre feeling a little resentful. Maybe ah, maybe you thought youd get married first! Maybe you cant stand the fact that your formally fat friend is getting married before you!
Rachel: Oh wow. Thatyknow what? That is so unfair. Yknow what? Now I want to steal your thunder! Come on Ross, lets go have sex!
Monica: I just wanted to say that I hope you do have sex tonight and I hope that you guys get back together, but I must warn you, the night that you announce your engagement Im going to announce that Im pregnant!
Rachel: Anyway sweetie, I am, Im so sorry I ruined your night.
Ross: What can I say, you missed your chance. From now on the only person whos going to enjoy these bad boys (holds up his hands) is me. (Quickly realizes what he said and exits disgustedly.)
Monica: Just dont pick up your phone.
Ross: Yes. Yes. Yes! Yes, I really do! In fact, it's funny, very often, someone who you wouldn't think could-could curl your toes, might just be the one who...
Joey: Your sister stood me up the other night.
CHANDLER: Your last roommate's kidney?
Tommy: Can-can we take a look at your ticket?
Chandler: (to Bonnie) So ah, your first sexual experience was with a woman?!
Doctor Connelly: Above all, even though your chances of conceiving through natural means aren't great, you never know! So, keep having sex on a regular basis.
Chandler: Lie!!! How hard is that?! The checks in the mail! Oh your baby is so cute! I cant wait to read your book Ross!!
Phoebe: Oh, come on Will! Just take off your shirt and tell us!
RACHEL: Here are your cakes.
Joey: Oh, okay. Phoebe, do you take this man to be your husband?
Joey: How are ya? How are ya? Where are your babysitters, huh? Why's the bedroom door closed?
Monica: (holding up a small cowboy hat) This isnt mine. (Sets it down and looks at the rest of the boxes.) Hey, this isnt, this isnt my stuff! Ugh, Ross! (Grabs and holds up a doll.) These are your boxes! Where are my boxes?
Hombre Man: Your territory, huh?
Ross: C'mon, this was a pact! This was your pact!
Joey: Because its all tainted with your betrayal. From now on this apartment is empty for me! And Im not happy about you either. (The bread maker dings) Oh, and just so you know, I made that bread for you. (Joey walks into his bedroom and slams the door.)
Ross: You've never said that in your life, have you?
Rachel: Oh really? So youre saying they just slid out of your bottom drawer, crawled across the floor, then jumped on to my desk?! (I think Dogbert should have a line here.)
Chandler: You do realise that's your brother?
Rachel: Not even with your best friend.
Rachel: Hmm. (she opens the freezer) Umm, why do you have a copy of The Shining in your freezer?
Monica: You seriously changed your name to that?
Phoebe: Good, but wait. Okay, all right, here we go. Now I want you to relax. Take a deep breath. Clear your mind. (Quickly) Which do you like better peanut butter or egg whites?
Rachel: You know, Ross, just keep making your jokes. How are you gonna feel if we actually do win?
Monica: Phoebe, that's how it starts. I don't need to eat the cake, I'll just smell the icing... why don't I just eat a little sliver, or, okay, just a slice or two. And next thing you know, you're 210 pounds and you get wedged in going down the tunnel slide. Phoebe, honey, I know this is hard. Look, if you talk to him, you're going to wanna see him. And if you see him, you're going to want to get back together with him. I know that's not what you want. (pause) Give me your phone.
Joey: Oh, no, that's okay, I don't need your help. I worked on it myself and I gotta say, I am pretty good!
RACHEL: I'll help you throw out your purse.
Monica: Oh no, you see were on our honeymoon. So umm, can you do your little thing and bump us up to first class?
Paul: So Ross, what your problem?
Ross: Your not going.
Ross: No, because your not upset.
Phoebe: Wait a second! This is about the fourth month of your pregnancy, right?
Ross: Hello! Can I get you anything? Huh? Lens cleaner? Your battery okay? (Rachel bursts in carrying two boxes and Ross jumps up.) Rachel!
Monica: Yeah? What does she think of your little science project?
PHOEBE: I love you goddesses. I don't ever want to suck your wind again.
Phoebe: But, I need your germs! I want my cold back! I miss my sexy voice.
Monica: What happened to your rule about never sleeping with sick people?
Joey/Drake: How can I? Knowing I'll never hold you in my arms again, or touch your skin, or feel your lips, knowing I'll never make love to you? How can I accept that... I can never kiss you again when it's all I can do not to kiss you right now.
Ross: Please. This is so your fault.
Monica: Okay, heres batch 22. Ohh, maybe thesell taste a little like your grandmothers. This has a little bit of orange peel, but no nutmeg.
Roger: Oh, just seems as though that maybe you have intimacy issues. Y'know, that you use your humour as a way of keeping people at a distance.
Phoebe: Yeah, but Monica, do you actually want to be in a relationship where you can actually use the phrase, "Thats not how your dad used to do it."
Joey: Its no big deal, okay? Phoebe and I talked about it. Its just a crush! Its going to go away! (Looks down) Dude, you gotta rearrange your bubbles! Oh!
Ross: Im sorry you lost your money, but I won it fair and square.
MR. GELLER: Well, I can't say any of us were surprised. Your parents have been unhappy ever since we've known them. Especially after that incident in Hawaii.
Monica: YeahOh thats right. You, you always wanted me too. Hey, I see you got your mustache back.
Ross: Well, this is ironic. Of your last two boyfriends, Richard didnt want to have kids, and from the looks of it, now Pete cant.
Ross: Oh, please. I am not singing to your stomach, ok?
Joey: Everybody smile! (The picture is taken) Okay, thanks a lot! Enjoy your stay at Caesar's! We hope it's toga-rrific! (The family leaves.) Kill me. Kill me now.
Rachel: Yeah, I know. I had the greatest day though, I got to sit in on the meeting with the reps from Calvin Klien. I told my boss I liked this line of lingerie, she ordered a ton of it. How was your day?
Front Desk Clerk: (To Monica) Heres a copy of your bill.
Monica: (laughs sarcastically) Rachel is not going to pick your stupid guy.
Rachel: All right, come on, lets go get your coat.
Joey: Yeah, I like that. But no-no, how does that explain why Rachel found my underwear at your place?
Monica: All right thats it, I give up! Whatever you want you can have it! You wanna sing a song? You wanna do a dance? You want your mom stand at the Alter and scream racial slurs? I dont care!
Chandler: Oh yeah, but don't worry. I don't think anybody's gonna focus on that as long as your wearing that towel dress.
Woman: I would love your autograph. (hands him a notepad)
Monica: Oh, will you do the top of the cabinets? Thatll really work up your appetite for lunch.
JOEY: When I was little, I wanted to be a veteranarian, but then I found out you had to put your hands into cows and stuff.
Ross: Look, I just think you're an adult, okay? And you should get over your silly fears.
Jill: And yknow what I said to him? "Im gonna hire a lawyer and Im gonna sue you and take all your money. Then Im gonna cut you off!"
Monica: I'm so sorry, I can't believe I did this, but I couldn't stop laughing at your Norman Mailer story.
Ross: Smooth man. Yeah, you got some chilie on your neck. (Chandler checks and runs into the bathroom.) Well, I just want to say, thanks everyone, this-this was great. And hey! See you guys Monday morning. (They museum geeks wave at him.) Thanks Joey.
Joey: Well, right after I did that sex study down at NYU. (to Chandler) Hey, Remember that sweater I gave you for your birthday?
Joey: Uh, Pheebs, about your mom...
Phoebe: Im so jealous youre all going! I cant believe I never knew that you cant fly in your third trimester!
Rachel: No, no-no, its okay, calm down. Mark and I talked, and I realised how much I love your stupid brother, and, yeah, we got our problems, but I really want to make it work.
EDDIE: It's Eddie you freak, your roommate.
Rachel: Well, sure! Come in! (He enters) Well, what-what happened to your girlfriend?
GIRL 2: Where's your baby?
Monica: Oh, right, right. How was your date, 'Chand-lrr'?
Monica: (turning around) Okay, heres your penis!
MONICA: That's your call.
Monica: Wheres your bed?
Monica: Hey, Rach, did you make your money?
Chandler: (to Joey) Is that your new walk?
Monica: God, Ross is on a date with your sister! How weird is that?!
Phoebe: Well, if you dont want your mother to move in with you, just tell her.
Joey: Put your hands together.
Mr. Waltham: I-I was wondering, my niece you see is in from Londonwell Shropshire really but yknowwell shes about your age I say. Anyway I have tickets for the opera, Die Fledermaus, and I was wondering if youd like to keep her company this evening?
MONICA: Ok, let me go check. Your mom want's to say goodbye.
Ross: (surprised, chuckling nervously) Of course it's your friend Tanya. (looks up frightenedly)
Monica: Wow! Your lip went bald. (Richard pays the clerk) Hey, thanks.
Phoebe: This is completely normal, around the fourth month your hormones start going crazy.
Ross: (exiting the bathroom) That-that-thats all right, no honey, you take your time sweetie. Ill be right out here. (She slams the door in his face, to the gang) Shes just fixing her makeup.
Stu: You hired your husband a hooker?
Rachel: Thats right, he can have his job back. Im glad we got that all straightened out. There you go, Joey, you got your job back.
Phoebe: Your welcome, oh please not the one with the turtles.
The Salesman: Actually, Im not buying. Im selling. Let me ask you one question. Do your friends ever have a conversation and you just nod along even though youre not really sure what theyre talking about?
Rachel: Im fourth! (Joey is startled.) Look at you with your little maple syrup award!
Chandler: Nah-uh! I know you! Okay? I know the thoughts that you have in the head--in your head!
Ross: OK! Last night after the party I saw Rachel kissing that jerk from her office out on your balcony.
Ross: Look, I'm sorry to hear about your tragedy, ok? But the swings are perfectly safe, and besides Emma loves them. You know what, you should come with us and you'll see!
Tag: And if that person is already in your life, you should do something about it right?
Chandler: (slides the juice across the counter which Joey catches) What do you care? You're an actor. This is your day job. This isn't supposed to mean anything to you.
Rachel: You know what, Im gonna do that, Im gonna call him up, and Im gonna ask him out. I can do that. Ask him out. (Practising) How you doin? (Calls him) Hi! Joshua? Its Rachel Green from Bloomingdales. (Listens) Yeah, umm, I was wondering if you umm, if you umm, left your wallet at the store today? Well, we found a wallet, and we(Listens) the license? Well, that is a good idea! Uh, well, lets see here this says this license belongs to a uh, uh, belongs to a mister uh, Pheebs, and umm, yeah, so sorry to bother you at home. Ill see you tomorrow. Bye. (Hangs up) (to Phoebe) Youve done that a thousand times?
Joey: Says who? Your mom?
Rachel: What if I clean your bathroom for a month?
Phoebe: (sees a little kid playing with a race car bed) (to kid) Hi. Y'know in England this car would be on the other side of the store. (the kid just stares at her, and she makes the that went right over your head motion) Woo!
Phoebe: Hey lady, your days over! Its my turn!