words in movies
ROSS: No no no, I mean, hey, why shouldn't I be happy for you? What would it say about me if I couldn't revel in your joy? I'm revelling baby, believe me!
SUSAN: Is your finger caught in that chair?
JOEY: It's like, you got so many lines to learn so fast, that sometimes you need a minute to remember your next one. So while you're thinkin' of it, you take this big pause where you look all intense, you know, like this.
JOEY: There's my scene, there's my scene. [Joey on tv] "Mrs. Wallace, I'm Dr. Drake Ramoray, your sister's neurosurgeon.
JOEY: I'm afraid the situation is much worse than we expected. Your sister is suffering from a..subcranial hematoma. Perhaps we can discuss this over coffee.
JOEY: I can't believe you're so uptight about your mom comin'.
MRS GREEN: I'm uh, considering leaving your father.
CHANDLER: You know, it's funny when my parents got divorced, they sent me to this shrink, and she told me that all kids have a tendency to blame themselves. But in your case it's actually kinda true.
PHOEBE: I don't know how to say this, but I think when your wife's spirit left her body, it um, kind of stuck around in me.
MONICA: Um, you guys, you know when I said before, "thank you, but I don't really need your help"?
MRS GREEN: The only man I've ever been with is your father.
MRS GREEN: I mean, this is no offense to your dad, sweetie, but I was thinking there might be more.
MRS GREEN: You didn't marry your Barry. I did.
ROSS: Well then that's it. And if George and Adelaide can't accept that, then the hell with them. Look, if my parents didn't want me to marry you, no way that would have stopped me. Look, this is your wedding. Do it.
WOMAN: You know, I uh, I couldn't help but overhear what you just said, and I think it's time for you to forget about Rose, move on with your life...how 'bout we go get you a drink?
Phoebe: Yeah I know what I wanted to ask you. Um, can you roll your tongue? Because I can, and my Mom couldnt, and I thought y'know, I figured that was something I got from our Dad.
Rachel: Oh, I'm sorry, did my back hurt your knife?
Amy: No, I'm not talking about you. <to Rachel> It was your fat friends brother with that bad afro, do you remember?
Monica: Breaks your heart doesnt it
(Notices Ross looking at him and stops. Ross gives him his 'quiet down' maneuver. Okay, this may take a while to explain, so center this on you screen and place your hands about a foot apart with your fingers together and pointing straight up. Now take you fingers and point them at the other hand and making a 90-degree angle with each of your hands and the first knuckle counting up from the wrist. Now take your right hand, no your other right (that was for the dyslexics), and lower it a couple of inches, so that the fingers are pointing at your wrist. Now take your arms and keeping the elbows bent and your hands in front of you spread out your arms, kinda like making a bird's wing. Now hunch your shoulders over and move you hands up and down as if you are trying to tell some one to turn it down. That's Ross 'quiet down' maneuver. Well, there is an accompanying face, but I don't want to try and describe it as well.)
Joanna: Because if you feel uncomfortable with your friend dating someone you work for, there are always ways to fix...that.
Rachel: Joey, I think everyone saw the wine come out of your nose.
Ross: Yeah! Yes! Thank you! This is great. Thank you so much. And I swear, your kid is going to have the time of his life.
Quartet: (singing) Congratulations on your first week at your brand new job! It won't be long before your the boss.
Joey: Hey! No! Get your France-going-arms away from me. (He walks out, and Rachel follows him)
Chandler: Okay, I have news. You don't have to move to Tulsa. You can stay here and keep your job.
Monica: Have you lost your mind? Chandler, this isn't about me! This is about you and all your weird relationship commitment crap!
Mike: Hey, so are you sure your ready to go.
Ross: Come on, finish your enchilada.
Phoebe: Wow. Where is your luggage? (David thinks for a while)
PHOEBE: So your brother's straigh huh? Seriously.
Ross: O is for "oh, wow!" The V is for this very surprising turn of events, which I'm still fine with by the way. E is for how extremely normal I find it. That you two are together. And now one day you might get married and have children of your own.
Phoebe: Im sorry I wont be able to make it to your imaginary wedding, but Im really busy that day. Yeah, I already have a unicorn baptism and a leprechaun bar mitzvah.
Ross: Yeah, see, we-we-we have to stop across the hall, because its my sister. But, uh, uh yknow actually, growing up with a sister was nice because it really helped me understand women. Yeah, you-you should tell your friends that.
Dina: Do you ever worry that youll be walking and your baby will just like slip out?
Chandler: Get ready to run. (Chandler walks over to the new bride.) Congratulations on your wedding. (He grabs her, kisses her, Ross takes the picture, and they both run out.)
Phoebe: (reading from the note) Good-bye Phoebe and Ursula. Ill miss you. P.S. Your Mom lives in Montauk. You just wrote this!
Judge: Now it also says here that you lied about your sexual preference before marriage?
Monica: Hey, Rach. How was it with your friends? (She and Phoebe scream.) Okay! How would you like some Tiki Death Punch? (She pours the contents of the blender into some glasses.)
Joey: Chandler, control your woman!
Joey: (to Chandler) And I ah, borrowed some of your cologne. I hope she likes it.
Director: Okay, and listen don't forget to bring your jazz shoes for the dance audition.
Phoebe: There's your movie! <claps>
Monica: Oh, well... That had been your window.
Chandler: Okay, here is the thing. We have thrown a very formal surprise party for you in there! All of your friends are in there and your parents!
Rachel: (exasperated) Yes, Chandler, that's exactly what it is. It's your hair.
RACHEL: Yes you do. You think of it as your apartment, and I'm just somebody who rents a room.
Monica: Yeah, you were, but you decided to make salmon because you had some left over at the restaurant. And then you realised if you (Points at Rachel) bitched about it, then you (Points to herself) would stop cooking, and you (Points at Rachel) would have to make your famous baked potato and Diet Coke.
Phoebe: Good for you! And hey, I thought your paper on punctuated equilibrium in the Devonian era was top notch!
Rachel: So-so, you missed a message from who? Chandler or your mom? Or Chandler? Or your mom?
Rachel: No, its Ross. Its Ross. You like Ross. (He just shakes his head.) Oh daddy, I hope youre okay with all of this. I mean think about it, this is a good thing. Youre gonnaThis is your first grandchild! Youre gonna be a poppy!
Gary: Well you're fingerprints were all over my badge so I just ran it through the computer and this was listed as your last known address so I just checked it out.
Ross: Yknow what, I dont know how comfortable I am going to see how hot the sex is between some guy and your girlfriend.
Ross: Okay. Now-now-now should I climb down your front so were face to face or-or should I climb down your back so were-were butt to face.
Rachel: Don't you have a laundry room in your building?
MR. GELLER: Your mother's right. Take her, you can wear my tux.
Charlie: Actually, you know, Joey is your friend, and you don't really know me that well; it would be weird.
Rachel: No. Not-not for me, but why dont you take off your sweater?
Chandler: OK, Pheebs, your turn.
Hums While He Pees: Me too! Im sorry that guy in the subway licked your neck.
Chandler: Honey I... I love your breasts the way they are!
Ross: C'mon, Chandler, I love your mom. I think she's a blast.
Receptionist: Phoebe, your next client's in the waiting room.
Mrs. Bing: Now Chandler dear, just because your father and I are getting a divorce it doesn't mean we don't love you. It just means he would rather sleep with the house-boy than me.
Rachel: Uh-hmm, uh-hmm, yeah, yeah, I really liked your hands.
Joey: What?! He got to do it at your first wedding!
Chandler: Your thoughts? Plural?
MRS. GREENE: Sweetheart, you obviously have a problem. You've chosen a boyfriend exactly like your father.
Parker: Why dont all of you tell me a little about your self?
Monica: Ready for your birthday lunch?
Mr. Geller: Of course. Ill always be your dad.
Phoebe: No, what's more important, your friends or money?
Ross: He is saving your butt, ah, unless of course Im stepping on some toes here, in which case I can just mosey on, Ive got plenty of people to help on the Interstate.
Joey: Hey, I need your help.
Monica: Ross, is he gonna live with you, like, in your apartment?
Chandler: No-no, wait! There's got to be a better explanation. You can tell them you had to make an adult film for your (Thinks) adult film class.
Chandler: Joe, I don't think this is going to be your big break.
Guy: I ah, I work at Bloomingdales and I might know of a job possibility if your, if your interested?
Rachel: It's impossible to find a good doctor. I mean, how do you know the good ones from the ones who are gonna push their penis against your knee?
Monica: (joining him and taking the taco shells) You know that? You don't want to spoil your appetite.
Chandler: your ass?!?!?
Mr. Geller: Your mother just added him to her list.
Ross: Oh, don't worry about it! Just use your travel insurance.
Tim: I got your page, is everything okay?
Monica: Oh, then bring it on! Oh, unless of course your afraid you might lose to a bunch of girls.
JOEY: [peeks back out] Ok, now that your coat is safely in the bedr-, [sees that the coast is clear] oh, ok we can come back out in the living room.
Monica: ...And then we throw your body in the water... Gee, that does sound fun.
Monica: It's so unfair, you don't even like your job!
Rachel: Pheebs, this guy has been obsessed with your sister, for God knows how long, okay, you don't just give up something like that.
Ross: Hey! Guess what I got for your wedding! (Holding up his garment bag.)
Chandler: Your family name is Tribbiani.
Mr Campbell: So... your resumé is quite impressive. (Mr Zellner who sits behind Rachel shrugs)
Ronni: Yeah, uh, Joey said I could use your shower, since, uh, Chandler's in ours?
Monica: This is your cellphone?
BILL: "Spuds" is your grandmother?
Monica: And now your cell.
Monica: Phoebe, where's your purse?
Chandler: Yeah, oh, but I just keep picturing you rolling around with him with your cowboy boots in the air...
Phoebe: So go fix it! Go find Chandler! He's probably up in your room! Tell him that you're sorry and that you love him.
Chandler: No no no! Look, Carol, can I call you Carol? (Pause) Wh-why would I when your name is Elaine? Oh what a great picture of your son, strapping! (She glares at him.) Thats a picture of your daughter, isnt it, well shes lovely. I like a girl with a strong jaw. Ill call you from Tulsa. (Exits.)
Joey: Nooooo! Being funny is your thing!
Monica: Oh wow wow wow!! Make room for your friend! (sits herself down between them)
Phoebe: Chandler, your being here is the best Christmas present I could have ever imagined.
Joey: Err...Well I...Know how much you used to make and I know how much your rent is. (shrugs)
Julie: Hi. Is this your first?
RACHEL: Phoebe, I thought your dad was in prison.
Monica: Chandler! Hes your father; he should be at the wedding.
Rachel: So Pheebs, what are you going to do with your $3?
Monica: (answering phone) Hello? Hold on. It's your boss.
Chandler: (smiling, surprised) Oh yeah? (looks towards the kitchen, worried) Listen, don't tell Monica, she'll rip your heart right out.
Monica: (gets up) Okay, y'know what, Im not fine, Im not. I mean how can I be fine, hearing you come in with her, she wants to see your bedroom.... (pause) Y'know what, what if were friends who dont see other people?
CHANDLER: So, whaddya say boys, should I call him? [squeezes the ear of one of the slippers and it barks] Well, ya know what they say. Ask your slippers a question... you're going crazy.
Joey: Mmmm hmm! For your boob job!
Chandler: Oh no, it's terrific, it's... it's... y'know, you deserve this, after all your years of struggling, you've finally been able to crack your way into showbusiness.
Monica: Two in a row! Youve got to use your tongues now! (They kiss again.)