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Joey: Lets go watch it at your place.
Chandler: What? No, I want to watch this. (He turns on the television and the screen is completely covered in snow). Did your cable go out?
Chandler: Joey, why is your cable out?
Chandler: (with phone to ear, obviously hearing no dial tone) Paid your phone bill?
Phoebe: Oh, yeah. Aw, remember the days when you used to go out to the barn, lift up your shirt, and bend over?
Ross: Your joke? Well, I think the Hef would disagree, which is why he sent me a check for one hundred ah-dollars.
Gunther: Dont wink at me. And put on your apron.
Chandler: So is your apron. Youre wearing it like a cape.
Chandler: I think its great that you work here. Youre going to make a lot of money, and heres your first tip: Dont eat yellow snow. (He laughs, then picks up a pen, glares at Ross, and writes in his journal). Ah ha ha, 2:15, coffeehouse.
Joey: Really?! I like your natural color. Come on man, its a great part. Look, check it out. Im the lead guys best friend and I wait for him in this bar and save his seat. Listen-listen. Im sorry, that seats saved.
Ross: Yeah, but Im your brother. Were family. Thats the most important thing in the world.
Chandler: (to Ross) Dont try to sway her. (To Monica) (Softly) Im your only chance to have a baby. Okay, lets go.
Ross: Its your joke.
Monica: (sits next to him) Phoebe, its okay that you dont want me to be your girlfriend because I have the best boyfriend.
Rachel: How-how did you lose your job here?
Rachel: Thats right, he can have his job back. Im glad we got that all straightened out. There you go, Joey, you got your job back.
Phoebe: Hey, I never got to hear who you guys would pick to be your girlfriend.
Monica: No, but he told me, he thinks your a fox.
Monica: All right fine, your guy may have a great body, but our guy is really funny.
Mrs. Geller: This is your grandmothers engagement ring, I want you to give it to Rachel.
MRS. GELLER: Jack, give me that. Talk to your son.
Rachel: Yeah. Yknow umm, uh, umm, about that, umm, Ross I really appreciate your offer to let me move in and everything, but dont you think its gonna be weird?
Dr. Long: Okay! All your tests look fine. Now, are you two interested in knowing the sex of the baby?
Announcer: Knicks fans, please turn your attention to the big screen on the scoreboard. Someone has a special question to ask.
Ross: Hey! I just spoke to your dad, and you know what? He seems to think well be able to find a new place for the wedding.
Phoebe: Of course I can! Its just good sense to backup your backup! Look, Ive already lost Chandler!
Brenda: Look, I know it must be hard that your wife is a lesbian, but its wrong. Youre married.
Ross: No, hey, I get that, okay, I get that big time. And Im happy for ya, but Im tired of having a relationship with your answering machine! Okay, I dont know what to do anymore.
Melissa: (laughs) Oh you dont have to be (Laughs again) sorry. Im Im obviously kidding. Im not in love with you. (To Phoebe) Im not in love with her. I dont hear coconuts banging together. Yeah, I dont picture your face when I make love to my boyfriend. Anyway, I gotta go. Eh kiss good-bye? (Rachel stares at her stunned.) No? Okay. (Hurries into the cab and drives off.)
Ross: (answering the phone) Hello? (Listens) Hey Mon, hows the packing going? (Listens) Ben? Hes fine. Yeah, hes rightOh my God! (He looks over at the fake Ben and notices that the head has fallen off.) Get your head of your shirt there son! (He tries to push the pumpkin through the neck hole.) What? (Listens) Yeah, its a pumpkin. Ill come pack.
MONICA: Ya know, I was thinking. Ya know how we always stay at your apartment? Well, I thought maybe tonight we'd stay at my place.
RACHEL: I can not believe I have to walk down the aisle in front of 200 people looking like something you drink when your nauseous.
Joanna: Thats why I said all those things about your flirting and your drinking
Chandler: If that is your father calling to tell this story then the marriage is off!
Joey: (To Rachel) Well look, hey, it's all your fault!
Janice: (notices Monicas engagement ring) Ohh! What is that on your finger?! Im blind!
Joey: Wow, Ive admired your work for years. You-youve done some really amazing stuff.
Joshua: All right, thank you so much for all your help.
Joey: Is this because I come over here without knocking and eat your food? (Walks towards the fridge) Because I can stop doing that, (looks at the fridge) I really, really think I can!
Jim: And your breasts! Hmm!!!
Chandler: Did your Dad ever dress up like Santa?
Ross: Wow! Im honored! And yknow what Im gonna do as my first act as your best friend?
Rachel: Did you tell the doctor you did it jumping up and down on your bed?
Monica: Joey, take your time with that. That's my last batch.
Monica: So wait, Rosss stuff is fine, but I have no memories because you wanted to keep the bottom two inches of your car away from water!!!
Rachel: Y'know, I gotta tell ya, I just loved your look when you were bald.
Joey: Noo! I can't take any more secrets! (To Rachel) I've got your secrets. I've got their secrets. I got secrets of my own y'know!
Ross: Look, look, theres got to be a way we can work past this. Okay, (takes a hold of one of her arms.) I cant imagine, I cant imagine my life without you. (Both of them are starting to cry.) Without, without these arms, and your face, and this heart. Your good heart Rach, (drops to his knees and hugs her around her waist) and, and....
Ross: Really?! So what would you say Pheebs? Stuff like uh, "Keep your mitts off my grub?"
Frank: Then I go feel your friend up and make you mad at me.
Joey: Hey, dont get religious on me, ok. (Ross looks a little confused.) A guy in your position needs to be a little better at relaxing. You know. Why do you think we have the comfortable chairs? Huh...come here sit down. (Ross sits down.) Ready? (Joey flips the foot rest up.) Ahh!! (He reclines the chair fully.) Ohh, yeah!! Huh?!
Richard: You too, you let uh, your hair grow long.
Ross: Heres your girlfriends button. (Holding the button.)
Parker: Isnt this the most incredible fight youve ever had in your entire life?
Ross: Oh my God, you've got a crush on your sister's stalker.
Monica: Yeah, well kinda cute, like really kinda cute, or kinda cute like your friend Spackel Back Larry?
MONICA: All right, get your coat, we're going to the hospital.
Joey: You ah, you forgot your shoes.
Phoebe: Hey! Ooh, how was your first day working at the restaurant?
ROSS: No no, no, that, that's your Christmas tip, alright. Oh, hey, do you think there's a chance you could fix that radiator now?
Chandler: Its your parents anniversary and youre going to talk about their dead pet?
Mrs. Geller: Oh thats all right, Im coming back later with your father.
Rachel: (entering) Hey! (Sees Monica, gasps, and runs over to her.) Oh my God youre here, let me see your hand!!
Monica: So umm, how was your date with Ginger?
Woman No. 2: I thought you wanted to adopt your cat.
Monica: Maybe because it's you hung your head out of the window like a dog the whole ride here.
Joey: Oh, really? You know what your great friend did? We're out to dinner, ok? (he starts talking about the date and we can see what happened through a flashback video) We're getting along, having a really nice time. I was thinking she was really cool. And then, out of nowhere...
Rachel: No, I know, I know, and I'm sure your little boy is not going to grow up to be one.
Dr. Green: No, when you put your feet up in my bed, you tugged on my catheter.
GRANDMOTHER: Is it really your fa--I can't... well of course it is.
Janine: No! I mean you're a really nice guy and I'm happy to be your roommate and your friend, I'm just y'know, I just don't feel that way about you.
Chandler: Ok, on your mark... Get set... GO!!!
Monica: Oh, Joey, please tell me you're only donating your time.
Phoebe: (In a strange heavy accent) Hello "ja", it's time for your massage, ja! Put your face in the hole.
Ross: Phoebe, why is your bag moving?
ROSS: Uh, nothing, nothing's with him. Enjoy your coffee.
Rachel: I know. (They hug.) Oh-oh, wait did you hear that-hear that? Listen, Im gettin something from your grandmother, she said that since you get to keep the one bedroom apartment you should give Rachel the purple chair?
ROSS: Oh, oh that's right, I forgot about your ability to fuse metal.
Phoebe: Umm, I lost one of your earrings. I'm sorry! I am so, so sorry!
Phoebe: Why dont take care of this one, and should I get pregnant again, Ill hold onto your card, okay?
(Cue up the music as they move in and kiss. This time I think it's Perry Como, but I'm not sure. It's Everybody loves somebody, sometime! Everybody falls in love somehow! Something in your kiss, just told me, my sometime, is now!)
Phoebe: 'Dear Ms. Buffay. Thank you for calling attention to our error. We have credited your account with five hundred dollars. We're sorry for the inconvenience, and hope you'll accept this- (Searches in her purse) -football phone as our free gift.' Do you believe this?! Now I have a thousand dollars, and a football phone!
MONICA: Yes, a relationship. For your information I am crazy about this man.
Ross: Hey there little fella! Hey, uh-hey, why dont we get some shoes on ya, huh? Hey, why dont you show dad how you can put your shoes on, in your room! Yay!!
CHANDLER: Your boyfriend is so cool.
The Producer: (walking into Macs office) So uh, heres your office set!
JOEY: I'm afraid the situation is much worse than we expected. Your sister is suffering from a..subcranial hematoma. Perhaps we can discuss this over coffee.
Amy: Hey, your English is getting better!!
Quartet: Your no God's gift to women, that's all in your headdddd. You are just a buttmunch.
MONICA: Ok people, I want you to take a piece of paper, here you go, and write down your most embarassing memory. Oh, and I do ask that when you're not using the markers, you put the caps back on them because they will dry out.
Monica: Im not your best friend?
Monica: I cant believe this. Do you think that your parents could help pay for it?
Ross: (entering) Okay Pheebs, I know how we're going to figure this out. Okay, clear your mind and answer the first thing that comes into your head. Okay?
Joey: your right! I love my life! (He gets up to go and speak to the girl and he turns back and sits down) I actually did sleep with her.
Phoebe: You can't put your cigarette out on a tree!
Phoebe: Really? It doesn't have anything coming out of it. Or maybe there is some place for her in your bedroom?
Ross: Please take your time, its an important decision. Not like, say, I know! deciding to marry someone, this is about a muffin.
Phoebe: Oh, it ate your money?
Mike: Yeah, look, and I don't want you to feel like you have to give me your key just because...
Ross: Did you tell your sister to ask me out?
Cheryl: Okay, um, don't take this the wrong way, but your place kinda has a weird smell.
Ross: I was really upset about Rachel and Paolo, and I think I had too much tequila, and Nora- um, Mrs. Mom- your Bing- was just being nice, y'know, and- But nothing happened, nothing- Ask Joey, Joey, uh, came in-
Rachel: (to Ross) Whats your problem?
Phoebe: It's your thing, and-
Judge: So based on your petition you are seeking an annulment on the grounds that Mr. Geller is mentally unstable.
Monica: Oh my God! Have you lost your mind?
Phoebe: Oh you�ll probably take care of that on your hands.
Phoebe: My songs aren't good enough for your restaurant?
Phoebe: You cant give up on your dream.
Ross: I think its coming from your bag.
Phoebe: Ohhh, I wanna come over there and give you a hug and wish you luck on your wedding, but I dontcant get up.
Rachel: No, it's all right, you can just drop the act Tommy. I know what's going on here. Your Danny's wingman right? You guys are best buds. Frat bros!
Phoebe: Hang on! Hang on! Hang on! (Answering the phone.) Go!! Whos this? (Listens) Oh okay, youre gonna like working for me. Whats your name? (Listens) What kind of name is Brendy? I Whatever Stop talking! All right, from now on your name is Joan. You can pick your own last name.
The Professor: Do you have a moment to talk about your lecture?
Ross: Oh okay, lift it straight up over your head! Straight up over your head! You can do it! You can do it! (She gets it lifted up and they make the first turn.) Okay. You got it?
PHOEBE: OK, no. For your information I'm going to see him so I can put all those feeling behind me. OK, and the reason I'm dressed like this is because I think it's nice to look nice for your gay husband.
Phoebe: Well why dont you use your key?