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Joey: Yeah! Well, now that you brought it up, our fridge is broken. We have to get a new one. Now, I checked around and your half is $400. Thanks a lot.
Phoebe: Oh thats good, I guess shell have a choice between my guy and your weirdo.
Phoebe: Cause thats just your taste.
Monica: (laughs sarcastically) Rachel is not going to pick your stupid guy.
Phoebe: Have you seen your guys body?
Monica: All right fine, your guy may have a great body, but our guy is really funny.
Monica: (To Chandler) Do you want our guy to be your guy?
Elizabeth: Making out in your office.
Joey: I still havent gotten a check for your half yet.
Monica: Well, spring vacation is doing nice things with your grandparents. Spring break youre doing frat guys.
Phoebe: You ask us to find you a guy and you come traipsing in here with your own!
Rachel: Oh, but yknow, no, you didnt give me your phone number.
Phoebe: Ooh, technically you owe me $600 for sending out happy thoughts on your last ten auditions.
Ross: Sure. Sure. Look I dont, I dont know if your plans are finalized yet, but umm, hey I-I know another great way to blow off steam.
Ross: It was pretty funny when I, when I hid it for a while, huh? Anyway, umm, I-I am worried about that bathing suit, not because its revealing which Im fine with, no Im concerned about your health, sun exposure.
Rachel: (To Monica) Yeah, youre on your own.
Joey: Oh, uh... don't forget your coupon. (Tries to strike a sexy pose up against the doorway to his room. Then goes inside).
CHANDLER: What kind of scary-ass clowns came to your birthday?
Joey: They break your heart, dont they?
MRS GREEN: You didn't marry your Barry. I did.
Ross: Right. Ohh! You-you want me to be your backup.
Rachel: And sorta just put the receipt back in your pocket?
Rachel: That is so sad. Your missing out on so much, Ross. I mean, the bonding and the sharing, you know. And-and knowing that someone else is going through the same thing you are.
Ross: (under the couch) You and your ice.
Phoebe: Your own boat?
Joey: Yeah, you're gonna go up to her and say, "Here's your egg back, I'm returning your egg."
Joey: Oh, so your weekend was a total bust?
David: Are... are you kidding? You know, when you don't see someone for a long time, a-a-and you kind of build them up in your head and you start thinking about: Come on, don't be crazy. Nobody is that beautiful, but... well, you are. (Phoebe seems very charmed) Well, so, uhm... are you seeing... anyone? (Phoebe is still up on a cloud from what David just said)
Rachel: Times up, now your dead.
Chandler: Say your son never feels connected to you, as one. Say all of his relationships are affected by this.
Rachel: Tommyyyy! Say, whats your favourite thing about summer?
Mrs. Bing: Car's waiting downstairs, I just wanted to drop off these copies of my book for your friends. Anything you want from Lisbon?
Chip: Oh, like Id give up that job! Free popcorn and candy, anytime I want. I can get you free posters for your room.
Chandler: No, it's not that, I just don't want to be stuck here all night with your fat sister.
Joey: Oh, no, no, no, no, no. You just want to put it on your hand!
Phoebe: (rushing in) Okay. If youre alive you answer your phone!
Hitchhiker: This is where I get off. Well, I have your address and phone number.
Jane: (from the answering machine) Hi Joey it's Jane Rogers, can't wait for your party tonight. Listen, I forgot your address, can you give me a call? Thanks, bye.
Monica: Chandler, we still havent gotten an RSVP from your dad.
Ross: Great! Im across the street having sex with her right now. Your story sucks!
Rachel: Yeah. Ahh, heres a box of your stuff. (hands him a box)
Joey: Really?! I like your natural color. Come on man, its a great part. Look, check it out. Im the lead guys best friend and I wait for him in this bar and save his seat. Listen-listen. Im sorry, that seats saved.
Monica: Didnt your dad used to call you Pumpkin?
Monica: Well, this is the last box of your clothes. Im just gonna label it, "What were you thinking?"
Rachel: Sure, but come on, as big as your wedding?
Judy: Yes, you’ll be all grown up by then. We’ll be... Well your grandfather and I might not be here.
Rachel: All right, all right, well you just blew your chances at dating Bob!
Mona: I dont understand. You-you give me a key to your apartment and then you change the lock.
Ross: (takes a drink) Damn, this coffees cold! Hey Rach, do you mind if I heat this up on your loins? (Joey and he both laugh.)
Ross: Just uh, brought back your videos.
Ronni: Now, y'see, most people, when their pets pass on, they want 'em sorta laid out like they're sleeping. But occasionally you get your person who wants them in a pose. Like, chasing their tail, (Demonstrates) or, uh, jumping to catch a frisbee.
Phoebe: Yes! Your honor?
Chandler: Its your mommy. Its your mommy.
JOEY: (spots the suitcase just inside the door where Chandler left it) Whoa, whoa.� Wait a minute.� Wait a minute.� If you just got back from Tulsa, how did your suitcase beat you here?
Rachel: Phoebe, hi, we�re so sorry. You�re totally right. We are here one hundred per cent and we love you and we are ready to start your birthday celebration.
Monica: That really was some of your best work.
Steve: Chandler, hi! I'm sure you've heard we filled the three positions. We just felt that with your maturity and experience, you wouldn't be happy being someone's assistant.
Chandler: Well, you can't just not see Rachel anymore, she's one of your best friends.
Chandler: Yes. Yes, thanks for letting me use your phone... and for saving my life.
Chandler: I can't smell your sandwich?
Phoebe: So how was, how was your date?
Rachel: Monica, can Phoebe borrow your green dress?
Ross: (incredulous) In your mouth?!
MONICA: Your boyfriend has been in there for over an hour. I can't believe it, it's like I'm living with him again. He's here when I go to sleep, he's here when I wake up, he's here when I want to use the shower, ughh. It's like I'm sixteen all over again .
Chandler: So she stole your pants and then she came back and wore them in front of you?
Monica: 'Cause you invited your assistant.
Ross: You take your time.
Phoebe: So, here you are. It seems like yesterday I was talking to you in that little petri dish. Everyone said labor was the hardest thing I'd ever have to do, but they were wrong this is. Oh, I had the most fun with you guys! I wish I could take you home and see you everyday. Okay, I'll settle for being your favorite Aunt. I know Alice's sister has a pool, but you lived in me. Okay, so we're cool. Yeah, we're gonna be great. Little high fives! (Imitates the high fives.) Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! (One of the babies begins to cry.) Well, if you're gonna cry. (She starts crying.)
Phoebe: Wash your hands!!!
Joey: Well I tried, but people kept coming in and then you took your breast out!
Mike: Can we at least try living together? I mean you might change your mind about marriage.
The Flight Attendant: (To Rachel) Thank you! (Not sure of herself) Enjoy your flight?
Joey: Well, dont get your hopes up, because probably not gonna happen.
Phoebe: This used to be your room? (She nods Yes) Wow! You mustve been in really good shape as a kid.
PHOEBE: Oh yes, no, Richard would never steal your wind.
Chandler: Im totally screwed. Okay, they are gonna be hot and heavy on stage every night, and then theyre gonna go to their cast parties and hes gonna try to undermine me. Y'know itll be like, "So wheres your boyfriend, whats-his-name, Chester?" And shell go, "No-no-no, its Chandler." And hell go, "Whatever. Ha-ha-ha-ha!"
Ross: This is perfect! She'll have to come back here with your pizza, and when she does, I'll turn on the Charm-O-Ross. Oh I'm so glad you don't eat meat.
PHOEBE: What about Ross?� What about your moment?� Don't you want to talk to Ross about it?
MONICA: I hope you cleaned your hair out of the drain.
Rachel: But dont you think Rosita wouldve wanted you to move on? I mean yknow, she did always put your comfort first.
Ross: Thats it, your doing great.
Paul: Thanks for your help. (Starts to leave.)
Joey: Well. I guess you think youre pretty special huh? Sittin up here in your fancy small hall building. Makin stars jump through hoops for ya, huh? Well yknow what? (Throws the script away) This is one star whos hoop This is a star that the hoopthis hoopI was Dr. Drake Remoray!
MONICA: Damnit Ross, get your butt out of the bathroom.
Monica: Heres your tea Phoebe. (They give it to her and quickly take a step back.)
Joey: I just wanted to come by and yknow, wish you good luck on your date.
ROSS: No, um, see 'cause that, that is, that is the staging area. If you go in there, it'll ruin the whole illusion of the party. Yeah, I think you take your scotch back in there and I will get your cigarettes for you sir.
Monica: So Rach! Youre the first guest at Hotel Monica! Umm, youll just have to tell me how you like your eggs in the morning. And I thought I would bring them to you, yknow, in bed. Oh, you have been through so much.
Phoebe: I'm sorry, I'm so sorry. If you... If you want your key back, I totally understand.
Chandler: So um, Mary-Angela, whats your second favorite?
Monica: I've got a plan. I've got a plan. I'm going to ram this platter really hard into your ribs. You're gonna scream out and that'll wake her up!
Doctor Connelly: Ok, given your situation, the options with the greatest chances for success would be surrogacy, or insemination using a sperm donor.
Phoebe: Wow. So, okay, maybe that means that, youre not over Ross yet and you have issues with your father.
Ross: For what? For letting you throw me out of your office?
Ross: Of course you would, your brains are smaller than mine!! (Rachel nods) Man, I can't compete with the guys she goes out with, they are so out of my league! oh my God!
Rachel: And thank you for your time. (They both beat a hasty retreat.)
Rachel: What handsome is not your type? Smart? Kind? Good kisser? What those things arent on your list? Ross is a great guy! You would be lucky to be with him!
Susan: (Triumphantly) On your back... Mom.
Rachel: Ok, well Monica, suppose one of your "special" tickets win? How are you gonna feel when you win the lottery and you lose all your friends?
Monica: (on phone) Awww, y'know what your nickname is, Mr. Big
JOEY: Great. Then you'll be able to spend more quality time with your real friends, the spoons.
Ross: All right I've been feeling incredibly guilty about this, because I wanna be a good friend, and damnit I am a good friend. So just, just shut up and close your eyes (kisses Joey).
Chandler: I can tell from your expressions that that's the good news you were hoping for... Well, I'm gonna go continue to... spread the joy.(Chandler leaves the apartment. Joey sighs)
Mr. Tribbiani: No, it's only been six years. I just wanted to put a nice memory in your head so you'd know that I wasn't always such a terrible guy. ...Joe. Y'ever been in love?
Ross: No. No. You-you can't help. I mean, I kinda have to do this without your help.
Mr. Geller: I always thought that too. Tell me, what does your father do?
Kristen: Is your back feeling better?
Joey: Oh, want a good name, go with Joey. Joeys your pal. Joeys your buddy. "Where is everybody?" "Well, theyre hanging out with Joey."
ROSS: So don't, I don't see why we have to go to this thing anyway, it's your ex-fiancee's wedding.
Phoebe: (entering) Hey, you guys. Listen, Im sorry that I was hogging the game before(Sees the top ten list)Oh my God! Your friends have some unfortunate initials!
Phoebe: Well, you could use your position y'know as the roommate.
Rachel: Oh not bad. Do you know that feeling when youre trying to blow a Saint Bernard out your ass?
Joey: Yeah, they do! Quit being a baby and leave me alone! There, youve just had your first class!
Mr. Geller: (Forcefully.) Hey, you keep pushing me on this, my foots going to meet the middle of your ass.
Rachel: Well you couldve untied it with your hands.