words in movies
Chandler: Okay, y'know your not though. Let's go. (He starts for his bedroom.)
Hotel Clerk: I think you'll find this room more to your liking.
Ross: Rachel, this is your apartment.
Joey: How was your conference?
Joey: Oh, so your weekend was a total bust?
Joey: Hey, how was your chef thing?
Rachel: Well, of course I am! It's not gonna happen to Ross! He's your brother. (To Chandler) He's your old college roommate. Ugh, it was just a matter of time before someone had to leave the group. I just always assumed Phoebe would be the one to go.
Joey: Hey, Mr. Bing. That uh, hotel you stayed at called. Said someone left an eyelash curler in your room.
Phoebe: Oh hey, Monica, I heard you saw Donald Trump at your convention.
Monica: Hey, Rach, can I borrow your eyelash curler, I think I lost mine.
Phoebe: The most popular Phoebe in tennis is called the overhand Phoebe. And if you win, you must slap your opponent on the Phoebe and say, "Hi, Phoebe!"
Ross: (reading off his card) "A donation has been made in your name to the New York City Ballet." -- How did you know?
Joey: Why not? Youll feel better! Ill feel better, and you know you want to. I can see it in your eyes.
Phoebe: No dont tear out your eyes!!
MONICA: Please, when he left town you stayed in your pajamas for a month and I saw you eat a cheeseburger.
Policeman: Your license please.
Phoebe: (entering, quietly) Wow, you told your dad the truth.
CHANDLER: This isn't your first surprise party, is it sir?
Brenda: Oh thanks! I like your top.
MNCA: Ahhh, hey honey? Don't you have to be at your interview now?
Phoebe: Yeah, I-I cantI mean yknow I was trying to be really y'know okay and upbeat about it, I justI feel so dwarfed by your musical gift. I
Monica: Well, at least you have one thing to be happy about. That jerk Gavin from your office didn't show up (Gavin shows up at the balcony windows).
Ross: (to Phoebe) Sure, your dresser is missing but this she notices.
Monica: Youre just new at this, itll get better, think about your first day at work. I mean, that couldnt have been easy but you figured that out.
Ross: Fine! Its your life! (Starts to storm out mad about his failed attempt at the manipulation of his best friend and sister, but stops and tries one last time.) I just dont want to see you guys break up! Which you will do if you move in together, (Monica and Chandler just stare at him.) but thats what you want, theres nothing I can do. (Opens the door and tries one more time.) DONT DO IT!!!!! (Finally leaves.)
MONICA: So your first whole weekend without Ben, what're you guys gonna do?
The Teacher: Ive only met your partner Carol.
Charlie: Actually I did it Ross. You remembered shockingly little of your own speech.
The Waiter: Hey! He has a name, its Dragon. Do you wanna know your name? Check your hat. (to another waiter) We did the hat right? (The other waiter nods yes.)
Monica: Wait, no-no-no, I can go really fast! Dad, give me the keys to your Porsche!
Conan: Youve done over 150 episodes, but your favorite moments that 80 years from now youll be thinking about?
Ross: (sexily) Yes there will. (Mona leaves and Ross tries to find the same table.) Oh guess what, Molly Gilbert youve just been bumped up to table one. And if its all right with you Im gonna take your place at table sixMartin Clickclocken.
Mrs. Geller: Me? I'm fine, fine. I'm glad you're here. ...What's with your hair?
Rachel: WellReally? I thought Chandler was your best friend.
Rachel: has your girlfriend got the butt?
Ross: (pause) I think on some level, you-you sabotaged your own audition so that Ben would get the part.
Burt: (another professor) Wow! It looks like you were very generous with your grades this semester! (Ross frantically starts to change some as a female student, Elizabeth, approaches.)
Ross: Im telling you, this looks exactly like your wedding! Arent these the same flowers?
JOEY: There's my scene, there's my scene. [Joey on tv] "Mrs. Wallace, I'm Dr. Drake Ramoray, your sister's neurosurgeon.
Sandy: I realise how it's... a bit unorthodox for some people, but I really believe, the most satisfying thing you can do with your life, is take care of a child.
Ross: Ye... Yeah... Yeah... You got shellfish in your head.
Monica: Where you can make out with your assistant.
Joey: Ok all right, no, no, no, no, I do, I do, I do, I need your help, but Chandler I don�t know if I can take anymoreplucking. It hurts so bad!
Phoebe: Fine. Okay, enjoy your concert. (Starts to leave.)
Phoebe: Have you thought about what you would be giving up? You can't move out of the city, what if you want Chinese food at 5am? Or a fake Rolex that breaks as soon as it rains or an Asian hooker sent right to your door?
MONICA: Um, you guys, you know when I said before, "thank you, but I don't really need your help"?
Man At The Wedding: Uh, your finger was covering the lens.
Phoebe: (laughs) No I-I meant your costume.
Woman: I've been following your career for years, I-I can't wait for your keynote speech.
Doctor: Oh, here is your beautiful baby. Congratulations!
Chandler: Uh, Yes. Yes. Ive just been going over your data here, and little thing, youve been post-dating your Friday numbers.
Woman at door: It's your favorite sister.
Rachel: Oh, please, Ross it was so obvious! It was like you were marking your territory. I mean you might have well have just come in and peed all around my desk!
Monica: Ok, trying to turn me on by making a mess? Know your audience! Besides, tomorrow we're doing those fertility tests and until then you need to keep your tadpoles in the tank.
Mr. Geller: Im sorry we cant store your childhood things anymore.
Chandler: Before or after you were shot by your own troops?
Chandler: Hey, by any chance did either of pick uh Rachel for your secret Santa, cause I wanna trade for her.
Rachel: Okay, well then how about puberty! Come on, thats always a painful time! Yknow your friends invite you to a slumber party and then they stick your hand in warm water while youre sleeping so that you pee in your sleeping bag.
JOEY: [in a fake voice] Uhh, hello Miss Buffay. I know where your dog is. I want you to know that he'll be returned to you, almost as good as new, within, within 24 hours. Uh, goodbye. [hangs up]
Ross: Hey, whats behind your back?
Phoebe: I know about your feelings.
Joey: Well anyway, I'm glad you're back, I really need your help.
Waiter: (interrupting) Your 74 Lafite sir.
Janice: (leaning in from the bedroom) Chandler! Come on, Im gonna show how to roll up your underwear and stuff it in your shoes. Its a real space saver.
Joey: Yeah, you've been avoiding her ever since we started going out. Look, I made an effort to like Janice, now I think it's your turn to make an effort to like Kathy by going out to dinner with us. Right?
Monica: Maybe. Joey: Wait. Your 'not a real date' tonight is with Paul the Wine Guy?
Joanna: Just a little gag gift somebody gave me. (Shes holding a pair of handcuffs) Put your hands together.
Rachel: Yeah. Yeah, I-I-I see the scare. Listen, Paul, I think this is really great that-that yknow, you shared your feelings. Its really, its beautiful, but umm, what do you say we go share some food?
The Woman: I told em your candy is absolutely indescribable!
Ross: All right Pheebs, your cabs ready.
Rachel: This is a very critical time right now. If you feel yourself reaching for that phone, then you go shoe shopping, you get your butt in a bubble bath. You want her back you have to start acting aloof.
Rachel: (deals new hand) Boy, you really can't stand to lose, can you? Your whole face is getting red... little veins popping out on your temple...
Cecilia: That was good, that was really good. But I-I think your hands maybe a little off, they should be maybe right like (She grabs the back of his neck and kisses him passionately causing them to fall onto the couch.)
Monica: You mean your pink shirt?
Chandler: I know. He has your eyes.
Monica: Honey you-you got to beat your scores!
Joey: Thats your move? Boy Rach, youre lucky youre hot.
Monica: Thats not your regular dry cleaners.
RACHEL: Oh as, as opposed to your other multi-functional nipples?
Rachel: Well maybe he saw your hand slip briefly from the ten and two oclock position.
Joey: Whoa!! Now look, dont be just blurtin stuff out. I want you to really think about your answers. Okay?
Woman: And also, congratulations on your wedding.
Joey: Uhh, look, your eyes still popping out a little, Im gonna go get some ice.
Alan: Yeah, well, I had a great time with you.. I just can't stand your friends.
Monica: Alright (shrugs). I think it's a big mistake but it's your decision.
Dr. Stryker Remoray: Good morning. (He walks over to the bed, leans down, and whispers to him.) Drake, its your brother Stryker. Can you hear me?
Ross: If you want to check your email, just ask! (Chandler tries to look offended)
Steve: Okay, you got your free food! You ruined everyone's fun! Don't you think it's time you went home?!
Amy with straight hair: Oh she's precious. Do you ever worry she's going to get your real nose?
Joey: So, were walking down the street and I turn to you and I say, Hey, lets go hang out at Totally Nude Nudes, remember? And then, and then, you turn to me and say, Nah, lets just hang out at your place. Well, that was a nice move dumb ass.
Mrs. Geller: Ross, why dont you give us your toast now?
Chandler: Stick to your side!
Phoebe: Oh, hey, Mon, do you still have your like old blouses and dresses from high school?
Ross: Yeah, y'know for dating, general merriment, taking back to your windmill...
LIPSON: Yes, and come see the bird show at 4. The macaws wear hats. Well it's a lot cuter if your monkey hasn't just died.
Phoebe: Okay, so Im done my part, okay. Its your responsibility now, okay. The burden is off me, right?
DR. REMORE: Amber, I want you to know that I'll always be there for you, as a friend and as your brother.
Chandler: Yeah, it's like when you're a kid, and your parents put your dog to sleep, and they tell you it went off to live on some farm.
Monica: Just out. Had some lunch, just me, little quality time with me. Thanks for your jacket.
Chandler: Stick to your side!
Monica: Is he really coming? Because I can see right into your apartment!
Ross: Your make-up!
Chandler: Hey, I didnt make up the rules. Now, after you receive the doubling bonus, you get uh, one card. Now that one card could be worth $100 bringing your total to 1,500. (Joey gets excited.) Dont get to excited because thats not gonna happen unless you getNo way! (He takes the top card, which is the two of clubs. Of course, any card wouldve won. Chandler pays him.)
Estelle: So, how did your audition go today?
Mike: OK, I don't want to freak you out or anything, but I think I just saw a rat in your cupboard.
Waiter No. 2: Is this your table?
Jessica Lockhart: Whats the matter Dina? Dont you recognize your own (Does a hair flip) mother?!
Phoebe: Yeah! And if you wanna look 19, then you You gotta do something about your eyes.
Monica: Oh my God, your mother!
Ross: Oh, no no no. Nono, this is just vintage Rachel. I mean, things just sort of happen around you. I mean, you're off in Rachel-land, doing your Rachel-thing, totally oblivious to people's monkeys, or to people's feelings...
Phoebe: Okay, this is from your friend at work.