words in movies
Chandler: Okay, y'know your not though. Let's go. (He starts for his bedroom.)
Hotel Clerk: I think you'll find this room more to your liking.
Ross: Rachel, this is your apartment.
Joey: How was your conference?
Joey: Oh, so your weekend was a total bust?
Joey: Hey, how was your chef thing?
Rachel: Well, of course I am! It's not gonna happen to Ross! He's your brother. (To Chandler) He's your old college roommate. Ugh, it was just a matter of time before someone had to leave the group. I just always assumed Phoebe would be the one to go.
Joey: Hey, Mr. Bing. That uh, hotel you stayed at called. Said someone left an eyelash curler in your room.
Phoebe: Oh hey, Monica, I heard you saw Donald Trump at your convention.
Monica: Hey, Rach, can I borrow your eyelash curler, I think I lost mine.
Phoebe: The most popular Phoebe in tennis is called the overhand Phoebe. And if you win, you must slap your opponent on the Phoebe and say, "Hi, Phoebe!"
Rachel: Well hello! Welcome to Monica's. May I take your coat?
RACHEL: I know, I know, I know, I know. I was just thinking about when they were there the last time, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. OK, OK, look, woah, I promise, I'm good, I'm not gonna laugh anymore. OK put your hands back there.
Paul: I beg your pardon?
Phoebe: So, how are things going with crazy? Has she cooked your rabbit yet?
Ross: So this is your office?
Phoebe: Ooh, technically you owe me $600 for sending out happy thoughts on your last ten auditions.
Phoebe Sr: The three losers. Oh, poor Lily. (Phoebe notices a picture on the fridge, takes it, and puts it in her pocket.) Ohh, y'know I-I heard about what happened, that must have been just terrible for you, losing your mother that way.
Monica: Phoebe, it's not what you wear. It's sort of your songs... I just don't think you should play at the restaurant anymore.
Ross: Ah, no Mon, Dad had to buy everyone of your boxes because you ate them all. But ah, y'know Im sure thats not gonna happen this time, why dont I put you down for three of the mint treasures and just a couple of the Rudolphs.
Joey: Okay. All right. Umm, so uh, so how did it happen? Did your eyes meet across the room? And then the next thing yknow youre in the bathtub together and shes feeding you strawberries?
Phoebe: Hey!! Get your ass back here, Tribbiani!! (Joey walks back in, scared.)
ROSS: Monica, Monica, your guest are turning into jerky, OK.
Joey: (laughs) Yeah! Right! (points at Monica) People eat birds... Bird meat... Now do they just fly into your mouth or you go to... you go to a restaurant and you say: "Excuse me, I'll have a bucket of fried bird." (laughs again) Or... or maybe just a wing or... (realises...)
Mr. Geller: Well you gotta get at it princess! When your mother and I were trying to conceive you, whenever she was ovulating, bam, we did it. Thats how I got my bad hip.
Ross: Okay, Im gonna get your coat and then Ill-Ill put you in a cab.
Monica: What is the matter with your hand?
Phoebe: (jumps in front of Rachel) Hi! Oh yeah, uh-huh, it's me. I saw you grab your running shoes this morning and sneak out. You lied so you could run by yourself.
Monica: Of course theres another guy!! This is even more perfect! Now you have to prove your love!
Ross: A little? Your place looks like page 72 of the catalogue. Oh look at that! The ornamental bird cage! Large!
Ross: What can I say, you missed your chance. From now on the only person whos going to enjoy these bad boys (holds up his hands) is me. (Quickly realizes what he said and exits disgustedly.)
Mr. Thompson: Congratulations on your new boat, Joey Tribbiani!!
Ross: It is time for you to give your maid of honor speech.
Phoebe: (no accent) I'm trying to get your parents to like me.
Phoebe: There he goes, your fianc�e.
MONICA: This wasn't addressed to Days of Our Lives, this is, this came to your apartment. There's no stamp on it, this woman was in our building.
Earl: (exhales) Look, um I really appreciate your coming down
Tag: Id love to ask out your friend Phoebe.
KID: Hi. Uh, did I accidentally drop a condom in your case? It's kind of an emergency.
Joey: (approaching) Ross, hey, the bands ready outside for your first dance with Emily, so
Gert: Why arent you moving your feet?
Dr. Franzblau: I'm gonna go check up on your friend.
Helena: So whats your name?
Janice: But I love my husband. And I know you love your wife. Now, I don't think we should get this house now.
Tag: Like your sweater.
Joey: Thats right! I helped you guys out a lot in the start of your relationship. Huh? I helped you guys sneak around for like six months, and I looked like an idiot! And I was humiliated. And I only made 200 dollars!
Chandler: Seriously? Seriously, no! You can play your own age which is 31!
The Interviewer: So lets talk a little bit about your duties.
Monica: You know what? I don't care. I like it like this, and I'm gonna keep it. You're just jealous because your hair can't do this... (and she shakes her head more violently) OUCH!
Chandler: (with phone to ear, obviously hearing no dial tone) Paid your phone bill?
Joey: Yeah? Well look Ross, you don't have to. Okay? It's not your fault I suck. I mean what kind of an actor can't even say, "Hmm, noodle soup." (Nods his head in disgust.)
Rachel: Oh really?! Then how come all your stuff is in this box?! (Monica starts chasing Rachel around the table.)
Ross: Then you are neither of your parents!
Nurse: The doctor will be here in a minute to do your sonogram.
Phoebe: Also uhm... I just want you to know what a wonderful man your son is.
Monica: So, you wore your nightie to dinner?
DOCTOR: No, it's just a good bone bruise. And, right here is the puncture wound from your ring.
Ross: It was 5:30 in the morning, and you had rambled on for 18 pages. Front and back!! (they go into the living room, trapping Monica, Chandler, and Joey in the kitchen) (to Rachel) Oh-oh-oh, and by the way, Y-O-U-apostrophe-R-E means you are, Y-O-U-R means your!
Chandler: Well, I umm, I mean this is just off the top of my head now, umm but I have this friend. This actor friend and he would kill me if he thought I was doing this umm, but umm would it be possible for him to get an audition for your movie say on Thursday?
CHANDLER: Your little men are gonna get scored on more times than your sister.
Rachel: What, because thats your answer to everything?
Joey: Chandler. Will you see if your mom can give my resume to Dennis Phillips? Cause if I can get in a Broadway show then I wouldve done it all, film, television, and theater. The only think left would be radio, and thats just for ugly people.
WOMAN: You know, I uh, I couldn't help but overhear what you just said, and I think it's time for you to forget about Rose, move on with your life...how 'bout we go get you a drink?
Chandler: Well maybe it was all of your questions.
Joey: All right, put your 20 bucks down. First one to find the tasty treat wins. Okay?
Tom: What? You... You... Oh! Can I ask you a personal question? Ho-how do you shave your beard so close?
Phoebe: Oh my God!!! Monica!! Hes the stripper from your bachelorette party!!
JOEY: What is with your nose?
Tim: I like your necklace.
PHOEBE: I, I don't wanna meet my father over the phone. What am I gonna say, like 'Hi, I'm Phoebe, the daughter you abandoned. Oh, by the way, I broke your dog.'
Rachel: Richard? I'm not gonna go see your ex-boyfriend!
Ross: 'Kay, wait a minute, are you sure she didn't say "When are you gonna grow up and realise I am your mom?"
Rachel: Oh, well thank you for taking your tongue out of my sisters mouth long enough to tell me that.
Monica: Come on! I really need your help!
Mr. Geller: (filming this) Hey Chandler, you cant keep your hands off her for one second!
Chandler: (smiling) Hey, I hear what your saying, okay? And, thanks for the warning.
PHOEBE: Hey is this true, that you write a lot of your own lines?
Rachel: Oh my God! Did you check your entire desk! Did you check all the drawers!
Rachel: I ah, will buy and wrap all of your Christmas gifts.
ROSS: Yeah, yeah I mean, you get your money and you learn a little something, what's wrong with that?
Ross: Well, because y'know there are certain rules about this kind of stuff. You don't uh, you don't fool around with your uh, friend's ex-girlfriends or possible girlfriends or girls they're related to.
Phoebe: So long! Dont let the best door in the world hit you in the ass on your way out! (He exits and she slams the door behind him.)
Joey: If you wanna get back in the car, we need the wire, your call.
Rachel: Oh, hi! I would check your hand but... I'm sure you don't want to get my chicken disease!
Monica: What about your breath?! (Breathes on him.)
Phoebe: No, I know what a silent is I meant, whats going on with your hair?
Phoebe: Yeah, you are. And I'm so glad that you fought your way back in, because I don't know what I would do without you.
Janice: You seek me out. Something deep in your soul calls out to me like a foghorn. Janice, Janice. You want me. You need me. You can't live without me. And you know it. You just don't know you know it. See ya.
Chandler: No no! I just love the way you look, I am warm, for your form.
Joey: How could someone get a hold of your credit card number?
Rachel: Oh.. yeah? Well unless you pushed a desk out of your vagina, <shakes head no> not the same thing.
Chandler: No! Ok, this is not good. You are a guy. Ok? This is a guys place. If you let this go, youre going to be sitting around with your fingers soaking in stuff.
MR. GELLER: I may not know any of your flash dances but I'm no slouch on the dance floor.
Ross: (reading off his card) "A donation has been made in your name to the New York City Ballet." -- How did you know?
Phoebe: No dont tear out your eyes!!
Joey: Why not? Youll feel better! Ill feel better, and you know you want to. I can see it in your eyes.
MONICA: Please, when he left town you stayed in your pajamas for a month and I saw you eat a cheeseburger.
Policeman: Your license please.
CHANDLER: This isn't your first surprise party, is it sir?
Phoebe: (entering, quietly) Wow, you told your dad the truth.
Brenda: Oh thanks! I like your top.
MNCA: Ahhh, hey honey? Don't you have to be at your interview now?
Monica: Youre just new at this, itll get better, think about your first day at work. I mean, that couldnt have been easy but you figured that out.
Phoebe: Yeah, I-I cantI mean yknow I was trying to be really y'know okay and upbeat about it, I justI feel so dwarfed by your musical gift. I
Monica: Well, at least you have one thing to be happy about. That jerk Gavin from your office didn't show up (Gavin shows up at the balcony windows).
Ross: (to Phoebe) Sure, your dresser is missing but this she notices.
Ross: Fine! Its your life! (Starts to storm out mad about his failed attempt at the manipulation of his best friend and sister, but stops and tries one last time.) I just dont want to see you guys break up! Which you will do if you move in together, (Monica and Chandler just stare at him.) but thats what you want, theres nothing I can do. (Opens the door and tries one more time.) DONT DO IT!!!!! (Finally leaves.)
MONICA: So your first whole weekend without Ben, what're you guys gonna do?
Monica: Wait, no-no-no, I can go really fast! Dad, give me the keys to your Porsche!
Charlie: Actually I did it Ross. You remembered shockingly little of your own speech.
The Waiter: Hey! He has a name, its Dragon. Do you wanna know your name? Check your hat. (to another waiter) We did the hat right? (The other waiter nods yes.)