words in movies
Joey: Question. Was ah, Egg the Gellers! the war cry of your neighbourhood?
Ross: Yknow your probably not allowed to sleep with any of your students.
Phoebe: (sees a little kid playing with a race car bed) (to kid) Hi. Y'know in England this car would be on the other side of the store. (the kid just stares at her, and she makes the that went right over your head motion) Woo!
Phoebe: Eh, Monica it, it feels so weird, y'know, Chandlers your friend... (hops onto the bed) Oh! Oh my God! Aw, all right take this bed, you can make other friends.
Phoebe: Kay, put your head back.
Ross: Yeah. (sees the bill) Op! Uh-oh! I think your Dad mustve added wrong. He only tipped like four percent.
Ross: The carbon, its messy, I mean it gets on your fingers and causes, the, the ah, night blindness.
Ross: Look sweetie, I could be the bigger man, I could be the biggest man, I could be a big, huge, giant man, and it still wouldnt make any difference, except that I could pick your Father up and say Like me! Like me tiny doctor!
Monica: (to Phoebe) Quick, take off your dress, he wont notice the bed.
Rachel: What? What? Hes interested in you. He-he likes your hair, he just wants to know how you got here.
Joey: (sadly) There will come a time in each of your careers when youll have a chance to screw over another soap opera actor. I had such an opportunity in the recent, present. And Im ashamed to say that I took it, I advised a fellow actor to play a role, homosexually. Yeah, we both auditioned for the part, and uh, as it turned out, they ah, they liked the stupid gay thing and cast him. And now, hes got a two year contract opposite Susan Luchhi, the first lady of daytime television, and me, me Im stuck here teaching a bunch of people, most of whom are too ugly to even be on TV. Im sorry, Im sorry, Im sorry. (he gets a huge round of applause from his students.) Thank you.
Ross: (reading off his card) "A donation has been made in your name to the New York City Ballet." -- How did you know?
Joey: Why not? Youll feel better! Ill feel better, and you know you want to. I can see it in your eyes.
Phoebe: No dont tear out your eyes!!
MONICA: Please, when he left town you stayed in your pajamas for a month and I saw you eat a cheeseburger.
Policeman: Your license please.
Phoebe: (entering, quietly) Wow, you told your dad the truth.
CHANDLER: This isn't your first surprise party, is it sir?
Brenda: Oh thanks! I like your top.
MNCA: Ahhh, hey honey? Don't you have to be at your interview now?
Phoebe: Yeah, I-I cantI mean yknow I was trying to be really y'know okay and upbeat about it, I justI feel so dwarfed by your musical gift. I
Monica: Well, at least you have one thing to be happy about. That jerk Gavin from your office didn't show up (Gavin shows up at the balcony windows).
Ross: (to Phoebe) Sure, your dresser is missing but this she notices.
Monica: Youre just new at this, itll get better, think about your first day at work. I mean, that couldnt have been easy but you figured that out.
Ross: Fine! Its your life! (Starts to storm out mad about his failed attempt at the manipulation of his best friend and sister, but stops and tries one last time.) I just dont want to see you guys break up! Which you will do if you move in together, (Monica and Chandler just stare at him.) but thats what you want, theres nothing I can do. (Opens the door and tries one more time.) DONT DO IT!!!!! (Finally leaves.)
MONICA: So your first whole weekend without Ben, what're you guys gonna do?
The Teacher: Ive only met your partner Carol.
Charlie: Actually I did it Ross. You remembered shockingly little of your own speech.
The Waiter: Hey! He has a name, its Dragon. Do you wanna know your name? Check your hat. (to another waiter) We did the hat right? (The other waiter nods yes.)
Monica: Wait, no-no-no, I can go really fast! Dad, give me the keys to your Porsche!
Conan: Youve done over 150 episodes, but your favorite moments that 80 years from now youll be thinking about?
Ross: (sexily) Yes there will. (Mona leaves and Ross tries to find the same table.) Oh guess what, Molly Gilbert youve just been bumped up to table one. And if its all right with you Im gonna take your place at table sixMartin Clickclocken.
Mrs. Geller: Me? I'm fine, fine. I'm glad you're here. ...What's with your hair?
Rachel: WellReally? I thought Chandler was your best friend.
Rachel: has your girlfriend got the butt?
Ross: (pause) I think on some level, you-you sabotaged your own audition so that Ben would get the part.
Burt: (another professor) Wow! It looks like you were very generous with your grades this semester! (Ross frantically starts to change some as a female student, Elizabeth, approaches.)
Ross: Im telling you, this looks exactly like your wedding! Arent these the same flowers?
JOEY: There's my scene, there's my scene. [Joey on tv] "Mrs. Wallace, I'm Dr. Drake Ramoray, your sister's neurosurgeon.
Sandy: I realise how it's... a bit unorthodox for some people, but I really believe, the most satisfying thing you can do with your life, is take care of a child.
Ross: Ye... Yeah... Yeah... You got shellfish in your head.
Monica: Where you can make out with your assistant.
Joey: Ok all right, no, no, no, no, I do, I do, I do, I need your help, but Chandler I don�t know if I can take anymoreplucking. It hurts so bad!
Phoebe: Fine. Okay, enjoy your concert. (Starts to leave.)
Phoebe: Have you thought about what you would be giving up? You can't move out of the city, what if you want Chinese food at 5am? Or a fake Rolex that breaks as soon as it rains or an Asian hooker sent right to your door?
MONICA: Um, you guys, you know when I said before, "thank you, but I don't really need your help"?
Man At The Wedding: Uh, your finger was covering the lens.
Phoebe: (laughs) No I-I meant your costume.
Woman: I've been following your career for years, I-I can't wait for your keynote speech.
Doctor: Oh, here is your beautiful baby. Congratulations!
Chandler: Uh, Yes. Yes. Ive just been going over your data here, and little thing, youve been post-dating your Friday numbers.
Woman at door: It's your favorite sister.
Rachel: Oh, please, Ross it was so obvious! It was like you were marking your territory. I mean you might have well have just come in and peed all around my desk!
Monica: Ok, trying to turn me on by making a mess? Know your audience! Besides, tomorrow we're doing those fertility tests and until then you need to keep your tadpoles in the tank.
Mr. Geller: Im sorry we cant store your childhood things anymore.
Rachel: Okay, well then how about puberty! Come on, thats always a painful time! Yknow your friends invite you to a slumber party and then they stick your hand in warm water while youre sleeping so that you pee in your sleeping bag.
JOEY: [in a fake voice] Uhh, hello Miss Buffay. I know where your dog is. I want you to know that he'll be returned to you, almost as good as new, within, within 24 hours. Uh, goodbye. [hangs up]
Chandler: Before or after you were shot by your own troops?
Chandler: Hey, by any chance did either of pick uh Rachel for your secret Santa, cause I wanna trade for her.
Joey: Well anyway, I'm glad you're back, I really need your help.
Ross: Hey, whats behind your back?
Phoebe: I know about your feelings.
Monica: Maybe. Joey: Wait. Your 'not a real date' tonight is with Paul the Wine Guy?
Janice: (leaning in from the bedroom) Chandler! Come on, Im gonna show how to roll up your underwear and stuff it in your shoes. Its a real space saver.
Joey: Yeah, you've been avoiding her ever since we started going out. Look, I made an effort to like Janice, now I think it's your turn to make an effort to like Kathy by going out to dinner with us. Right?
Waiter: (interrupting) Your 74 Lafite sir.
Rachel: Yeah. Yeah, I-I-I see the scare. Listen, Paul, I think this is really great that-that yknow, you shared your feelings. Its really, its beautiful, but umm, what do you say we go share some food?
Joanna: Just a little gag gift somebody gave me. (Shes holding a pair of handcuffs) Put your hands together.
The Woman: I told em your candy is absolutely indescribable!
Ross: All right Pheebs, your cabs ready.
Monica: You mean your pink shirt?
Rachel: This is a very critical time right now. If you feel yourself reaching for that phone, then you go shoe shopping, you get your butt in a bubble bath. You want her back you have to start acting aloof.
Rachel: (deals new hand) Boy, you really can't stand to lose, can you? Your whole face is getting red... little veins popping out on your temple...
Cecilia: That was good, that was really good. But I-I think your hands maybe a little off, they should be maybe right like (She grabs the back of his neck and kisses him passionately causing them to fall onto the couch.)
RACHEL: Oh as, as opposed to your other multi-functional nipples?
Chandler: I know. He has your eyes.
Monica: Honey you-you got to beat your scores!
Joey: Thats your move? Boy Rach, youre lucky youre hot.
Woman: And also, congratulations on your wedding.
Rachel: Well maybe he saw your hand slip briefly from the ten and two oclock position.
Joey: Whoa!! Now look, dont be just blurtin stuff out. I want you to really think about your answers. Okay?
Monica: Thats not your regular dry cleaners.
Dr. Stryker Remoray: Good morning. (He walks over to the bed, leans down, and whispers to him.) Drake, its your brother Stryker. Can you hear me?
Alan: Yeah, well, I had a great time with you.. I just can't stand your friends.
Joey: Uhh, look, your eyes still popping out a little, Im gonna go get some ice.
Mrs. Geller: Ross, why dont you give us your toast now?
Ross: If you want to check your email, just ask! (Chandler tries to look offended)
Monica: Alright (shrugs). I think it's a big mistake but it's your decision.
Amy with straight hair: Oh she's precious. Do you ever worry she's going to get your real nose?
Steve: Okay, you got your free food! You ruined everyone's fun! Don't you think it's time you went home?!
Chandler: Stick to your side!
Joey: So, were walking down the street and I turn to you and I say, Hey, lets go hang out at Totally Nude Nudes, remember? And then, and then, you turn to me and say, Nah, lets just hang out at your place. Well, that was a nice move dumb ass.
Joey: Hey, Mr. Bing. That uh, hotel you stayed at called. Said someone left an eyelash curler in your room.
Phoebe: Oh, hey, Mon, do you still have your like old blouses and dresses from high school?
DR. REMORE: Amber, I want you to know that I'll always be there for you, as a friend and as your brother.
Phoebe: Okay, so Im done my part, okay. Its your responsibility now, okay. The burden is off me, right?
Ross: Yeah, y'know for dating, general merriment, taking back to your windmill...
Chandler: Stick to your side!
Monica: Just out. Had some lunch, just me, little quality time with me. Thanks for your jacket.
Monica: Is he really coming? Because I can see right into your apartment!
LIPSON: Yes, and come see the bird show at 4. The macaws wear hats. Well it's a lot cuter if your monkey hasn't just died.
Chandler: Yeah, it's like when you're a kid, and your parents put your dog to sleep, and they tell you it went off to live on some farm.
Phoebe: Yeah! And if you wanna look 19, then you You gotta do something about your eyes.
Estelle: So, how did your audition go today?
Ross: Your make-up!
Jessica Lockhart: Whats the matter Dina? Dont you recognize your own (Does a hair flip) mother?!
Waiter No. 2: Is this your table?
Chandler: Hey, I didnt make up the rules. Now, after you receive the doubling bonus, you get uh, one card. Now that one card could be worth $100 bringing your total to 1,500. (Joey gets excited.) Dont get to excited because thats not gonna happen unless you getNo way! (He takes the top card, which is the two of clubs. Of course, any card wouldve won. Chandler pays him.)
Mike: OK, I don't want to freak you out or anything, but I think I just saw a rat in your cupboard.
Ross: Oh, no no no. Nono, this is just vintage Rachel. I mean, things just sort of happen around you. I mean, you're off in Rachel-land, doing your Rachel-thing, totally oblivious to people's monkeys, or to people's feelings...
Monica: Oh my God, your mother!