words in movies
Monica: 'Cause you invited your assistant.
Monica: (entering, to Joey and Rachel) Hey, did you guys know, that your oven doesn't work?
Chandler: Sure, and Joey; do not let Ross look at any of the maps or the globe in your apartment.
Ross: Phoebe, why is your bag moving?
Tag: I, uh, wanted to see if your offer to spend Thanksgiving with you is still good.
Rachel: Well, sure! Come in! (He enters) Well, what-what happened to your girlfriend?
Ross: Are you out of your mind?
Monica: When it's your assistant, I would say never.
Rachel: Yeah? I'm sorry about your girlfriend.
Rachel: Okay, that's gonna take them a minute. Do you have anything else you wanna get off your chest?
Phoebe: Wash your hands!!!
Chandler: Okay, I went over to Ross' apartment to bring back Clunkers. Yknow, for you, and (Clears his throat) I left the door open and she must have gotten out and I looked everywhere, all over the apartment, including the roof, which FYI Ross, one of your neighbors, growing weed. I couldn't find him, and I am so, so, so, sorry. But I do know where we could all go ease the pain. (Points up and then over to the street)
Rachel: (reading what he wrote again) "Dear Rach, youre a great person. Sorry about your tiney-wienie." (Will laughs.)
RYAN: Your face could be covered with lochs, I wouldn't care.
Chandler: Phoebe found your pregnancy test in the trash.
Gavin: I thought it was ok when you slept with your old assistant Tag.
Susan: Your son.
Mrs. Geller: (incredulous) You dont know how that happened?! Your dog thought my diaphragm was a chew toy!
Sarah: (laughing) No. If I can't have your clams, you can't have my dessert. This is a two way street.
Kathy: Not your type?! She's gorgeous!
Joey: (Hes recorded his voice on the tape) Joeys your best friEnd. You want to make him a cheese sandwich everyday. (he laughs) And you also want to buy him hundreds of dollars worth of pants.
Flight Attendant: May I see your boarding pass?
Chandler: Well, listen I ah, still have one more person to ah meet, but unless it turns out to be your sister, I think youre chances are pretty good. (Eric offers to shake hands) All right. (Chandler hugs him.)
Chandler: (to Phoebe) It must take you forever to find your keys.
Rachel: What, what, so that you can dance with the woman that stole your credit card?
Rachel: Your parents?
CHANDLER: Eddie, I didn't sleep with your ex-girlfriend.
[Scene: Central Perk. Rachel is closing up and Ross comes in. Get your Kleenex.]
Monica: Listen umm, I've been thinking, it's not fair for me to ask you to spend all of your money on our wedding. I mean, you work, you work really hard for that.
Janice: Oh my God. You listen to me, Chandler, you listen to me. One of these times is just gonna be your last chance with me. (She runs off)
Chandler: Your pants!
Mackenzie: This is what my mom was talking about. Whiners are wieners. (Joey glares at her angrily) Look, you want your friends to be happy, right?
RICHARD: No, it's been a long time since your dad and I went running.
Chandler: All right look, Im changing it to 50 bucks, or your best offer.
RADIO: The next one's dedicated to Rachel from Ross. Rachel, he wants you to know he's deeply sorry for what he did and he hopes you can find it in your heart to forgive him. (With or Without You plays)
Mr. Geller: Well, the garage flooded sweetie and it ruined everything in your boxes. Im sorry.
Roger: Actually it's, it's quite, y'know, typical behaviour when you have this kind of dysfunctional group dynamic. Y'know, this kind of co-dependant, emotionally stunted, sitting in your stupid coffee house with your stupid big cups which, I'm sorry, might as well have nipples on them, and you're like all 'Oh, define me! Define me! Love me, I need love!'.
Joey/Drake: Can you really live the rest of your life never knowing what we could have been?
Chandler: (to Monica) Take off your shirt!
Monica: You bet your ass, Im gonna fire you! Thank you.
Chandler: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What is all this pressure?! Is this some new kind of strategy? Why dont you put down your copy of The Rules huh mantrap?!
Chandler: (To Monica) Have I got a surprise for you? Pack your bags!
Monica: Well, I don't care! That-that turkey has to feed 20 people at my parent's house and they're not gonna eat it off your head!
Dr. Franzblau: So, I understand you're thinking of having a baby? Well, I see you're nine months pregnant. That's a good start. How you doing with your contractions?
Phoebe: Oh let me guess, and you wanna have them all at the same time and you wanna have them for your brother.
Ross: (I can't make it out.) The uh, your hair, before, your hair, you said you thought your looks like an 8-year-old's, and I'm just saying I like it. The hair.
David: Well, it got me to New York anyway, and then I got on a cab at the airport, and the guy said where to? and I just... gave him your address I... I... I didn't even think about it.
Ross: Mon, look at yourself. You have cookie on your neck.
JANITOR: It's about your monkey. It's alive.
Rachel: Rachel Green's office!! Give me that phone! (takes the phone) Hello, this is Rachel Green, how can I help you? Uh huh ... ok then ... I'll pass you back to your son (gives phone to Gavin)
Joey: Oh, hey, dont forget your shirt.
JANICE: And what? Missed the expression on your face? Janice likes to have her fun.
Chandler: I'd just like to say that I'm totally behind this experiment. In fact, I'd very much like to butter your head.
RYAN: Can I please see your face?
Rachel: Yeah. Your teeth? Yes, I saw them from outside. (Sitting down on the couch.) You guys are never going to believe this. But, Phoebe made out with Ralph Lauren.
JOEY: Uh, hey, Dr. Greene, why don't you come with me, we'll put your jacket on Rachel's bed.
Monica: (as Rachel) Remember back in freshman year? (Talking fast before Rachel can catch her) Well, Billy Dreskin and I had sex on your bed.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler is still doing the hairball thing as Monica and Phoebe are watching the babies. I cant describe it, youll have to see it when it comes on in your area.]
Phoebe: Well, I heard youre having a problem with one of the boys in your class. And so I thought I would just come down here and sit you both down, have a little talk and make it all okay. Now umm, the boys name is Stings son.
Joey: Hey Monica its Joey. Listen uh, Phoebe and I smell gas comin from your apartment.
Ross: I got tenure. I didn't win the lottery... Hey Rach, so uh... how did your thing go?
Phoebe: Not great, but we can work on it at lunch. Okay, I can be at your apartment in two hours.
Chandler: We heard you play all the way from your apartment!
Phoebe: You know.. you let your guard down, you start to really care about someone, and I just- I- (starts chewing her hair)
Rachel: Yes, they will! You know what you should do? Just go take a walk, all right? I know your size and I’m... I’m gonna pick up some really good stuff for you.
Sleep Clinic Worker: Your name, please?
Monica: Oops! (Covers its eyes.) Yknow, your birthday is in a month-and-a-half, what do you say I forget to get you a present for that too?
CHANDLER: Weird world. Your kids?
Chandler: Relax your hand!
Chandler: You put your fist through the wall?
Monica: That really means a lot. Oh, and Mom, dont bite your nails.
Molly: No I'm here to take Emma to your mother's, remember?
Ross: You weren't trying to entice me with your nakedness.
MRS GREEN: The only man I've ever been with is your father.
Dana: Absolutely! But you-you would really feel better about me rejecting you if your actor friend can audition for my movie?
Phoebe: Oh, come on! Yes, remember that time on the frozen lake? We were playing chess, you said I was boring, and then you took off your energy mask and you were Cameron Diaz! (Realizes) Okay, there's a chance this may have been a dream.
Ross: (sees the chick) Ohhh, hey! All right, listen, I-I have that TV thing in like two hours, and I need your help, okay? What do you think? (takes out two suits) This blue suit, or this brown one?
Monica: (sneezes) Oh gosh, Phoebe, I think I caught your cold.
Ross: Yknow what? I think I can take care of myself, Ill talk to you later. Good-bye. (Hangs up the phone and turns to find Jill sitting really close to him.) Whoa! Uh, that was your sister actually. She-she thinks that youre just using me.
Phoebe: How can you let him talk to your crotch like that?
Monica: Wow! And you got a petticure. Your feet are all dressed up.
Chandler: I totally understand. (They both laugh.) Can I just see your bra?
JOEY: No, I don't. It's like, ya know, you work your whole life for somethin' and you think that when you get it it's never gonna be as good as you thought it would be. But this so was. Ya know, it changed everything. Like the other day, I got this credit card application, and I was pre- approved. Huh? I've never been pre-approved for anything in my life.
Joey: Oh, I know how we can decide. Phoebe, show him your game!
Monica: Oh honey, is that cause your Mom died around Christmas?
JOEY: They're ribbed for your pleasure. [Ross and Monica trade their gifts.]
Singer: (singing) Cause every time I see your face, I cant help but fall from grace. I know.....
Joey: Oh hey, don't worry. I'm still ordained from your wedding.
Phoebe: You have chalk on your face.
Ross: I-I heard about Mrs. Verhoeven passing away and Im so sorry for your loss.
Receptionist: Here's your schedule for the day. Your first client is in room No. 1.
Joey: An-an-anyway I-I just wanted to say that since Im getting your brain when you leave the show, I was wondering if there was any tips you can give me
Phoebe: Maybe your resolution is to not make fun of your friends, especially the ones who may soon be flying you to Europe for free on their own plane.
Monica: Your a poet and don't know it. (she turns away and makes a face like 'I can't believe I just said that.')
Joey: No, not really. They give you all the information, its uh, its like memorizing a script. (Making like a tour guide) "And on your left, you have Tyrannosaurus Rex, a carnivore from the Jurassic period.
Eric: Im an idiot. Uh, is your mother here? Maybe I can give her a little slap on the butt.
LITTLE BULLY: Well then here's the deal, you won't have to so long as never ever show your faces in this coffee house ever again.
Ross: (to Rachel): OK, I am calling your seventeen. What do you got?
Joey: Hey-hey, whos your friend? (Erin turns around to face Joey, startling him) Hey!!
CHANDLER: You want me to wear your panties?
Chandler: You can say that because she's not your mom.
Chandler: Oh we did, and you still have all your lamps.
Evil Bitch: You miss your girlfriend?
Phoebe: Well, of course it smells really bad. You have your head up a dead animal.
Rachel: Your fly is open, Geller. (he checks it, and zips up)
Ross: Yeah, but Im your brother. Were family. Thats the most important thing in the world.
CHANDLER: Stop talkin' to your men. [Joey scores]
Monica: Chandler, look I-I know that your dad embarrassed you. I know
Phoebe: Oh, I believe it. I think the baby can totally hear everything. I can show you. Look, this will seem a little weird, but you put your head inside this turkey, and then we'll all talk, and you'll hear everything we say.
Monica: What do you do with your money now?
Ross: Pheebs, youre talking about putting your body through an awful lot, I mean morning sickness, uhh, labour, and its all for somebody else!
Rachel: Oh! I have your key. Here you go. (Hands it to Monica.)