words in movies
Ross: Really? That would be great. I mean, I have to do something, she kinda teased me about how I dress.
Monica: I don't know about that.
Phoebe: What are you talking about? Sarah's great!
Joey: Oh, really? You know what your great friend did? We're out to dinner, ok? (he starts talking about the date and we can see what happened through a flashback video) We're getting along, having a really nice time. I was thinking she was really cool. And then, out of nowhere...
Joey: Hey, hey, look! It’s not about a few fries... it’s about what the fries represent.
Phoebe: What? You know about the plate thing?
Joey: (he thinks a little, considering the option and seems to be quite satisfied) I like that! A sharing buffer! Yeah! I’ll order some extra fries! Maybe a plate of onion rings. Yeah. And a shrimp cocktail. And some buffalo wings. Maybe an individual pizza, uh? And some mozzarella sticks. (he looks absorbed in his food thoughts) What were we talking about?
Erica: Reverend, can I ask? Does the bible say anything about adoption?
Erica: Yeah, when I read about you two, I was pretty sure I wanted you, but I just thought we should meet face to face. (to the agency guy). I've made my decision. I choose them.
Phoebe: Yeah, yeah but I am not sure about some of the bra's I got.
Monica: Well, if you think about it, I am kind of like a Reverend. I mean, as a chef, I serve God, by feeing the hungry and poor. (looks very convinced about what she just said)
Chandler: But we are not the one she chose! How can you feel okay about this?
Joey: How about those fries though, huh? (Holds the plate between Sarah’s fingers and his plate, thus blocking her from reaching his)
Joey: I really am sorry about, you know..before. I just want to make sure you know that I really do like you.
Monica: Yeah, but the important thing to know about us, is how much we would care for this little baby. (holds up the sonogram)
Monica: Well, its done about two minutes before it looks like that.
Rachel: Huh. Does Monica know about this?
Rachel: All right, yknow what? If you dont want to believe me about this, why dont you just come with me to dinner tonight and she will tell you.
Phoebe: So... now... What about with Mike's mom?
Melissa: Oh wow, Ray-ray I have no idea what youre talking about.
(Shes about to get in when )
Joey: Oh, I got it! How about saying something like, "Monica
Phoebe: I just wanted to see what all the fuss was about.
(He walks dejectedly into his apartment to find it lit with about a thousand candles and Monica standing in the living room.)
Phoebe: Well maybe you dont talk about your feelings back then. Maybe you just say something about yknow all the things that hes taught you. Like (They all try to think about one example and dont succeed.) Or all the things you taught him.
Chandler: Are you okay? I'm so sorry, he wouldn't leave. He kept asking me about chicken.
Joey: I know! I mean its not like we werent cool about it.
[Cut to Phoebe in Rosss new apartment looking at Monica and Chandler and what theyre about to do in The One Where Everybody Finds Out.]
Monica: Ohhh, oh my God! Oh my God! She knows about us!
Chandler: Phoebe knows about us!
Rachel: Well, we were just talkin about you guys gettin married and how great it is.
Phoebe: Okay, I can fix this! Okay Monica, Rachel thinks all you can talk about is the wedding. (Rachel glares at her.)
Monica: Great! Well Rachel, the reason why I wont let you drive the Porsche is because youre a terrible driver. There! That wasnt about the wedding.
Rachel: Come on Ross give me the keys! Monica does not know what shes talking about! I am an excellent driver!
Joey: Yeah, I wouldnt know about that.
Rachel: Yknow youre-youre probably wondering about the old date on there.
Joey: Yknow, Im beginning to see what Jake was talking about.
Ross: (laughs) You dont-you dont want to hear about my dream Officer Pretty?
Monica: (Interrupting) Oh, what about that guy over there? (She points at another guy and Gunther is deflated.) Remember? That is the guy you flirted with at the counter that time.
Joey: Yeah! Much! Listen uh, not that Im yknow insecure about my manhood or anything yknow, but I think I need to hook up with a woman like right now.
Ross: (To Chandler) Yknow what? Actually Im kinda glad theyre leaving cause uh, I need to talk to you about something.
Monica: Hey! What did you decide to do about the movie?
Chandler: mmm That's enough about you!
The Director: (approaching) Okay! Were about an hour away from getting the scene lit. So uh, if you guys dont mind, can we run it a couple of times?
Joey: Is there anything we should know about the apartment?
Ross: Yeah, and it was uhm... it was like a real little person laugh too. It was... it was like uhm... (Ross tries to impersonate Emma's laugh, but it comes out very squeaky, very high pitched. He laughs about himself but then looks at Rachel, realises that it sounded weird and straightens his face.) Only... only not creepy.
Monica: How about you go put on your 007 tuxedo and Ill make you a nice martini.
Rachel: Okay Phoebe, we can not tell anyone about this.
Monica: About what?
Rachel: No Monica! Im serious! Oh, maybe I should just forget about it. Become a lesbian or something.
Joey: Yeah, I-I just made up the stuff about the wedding because I didnt want you to worry about me. But, Im having surgery today.
Ross: Yknow, okay. Youre right. It is huge. So why dont we take it just a little bit at a time? Okay? Umm, forget getting married for a sec; just forget about it. Can you just come home and take a shower?
Rachel: Okay. All right. (Gets up.) Honey listen. When I tell you what Im about to tell you, I need you to remember that we are all here for you and that we love you.
Ross: Great. Hes doing great. Dont you worry about Chandler.
Ross: Youre not getting away this time mister! Unless you want that ass kicking we talked about!
Chandler: I know about Monica.
Ross: What?! What?! Talking about what?!
Chandler: (To Monica) I love you. And I know about the baby.
Jennifer: Lisas laugh though TheresIts so infectious. Its one of those things just forget about it. Once it starts, its all gone.
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Monica is throwing a party. Joey is talking to Ross about the bad audition he just had while pouring booze onto a snow cone.]
[Reset, Joey is about to pour more booze on.]
Joey: Bikini, French cut, thong! And-and the fabrics! Youve got cotton, silk, lace! And yknow what Ive always wondered about?
[Reset, theyre about to start the scene when Katie suddenly jumps up startling Jennifer.]
Joey: Oh yeah, and shes really nice too! She taught me about yknow, how to work with the cameras and smell-the-fart acting.
Conan: Youve done over 150 episodes, but your favorite moments that 80 years from now youll be thinking about?
Ross: Oh the bands ready! And wellI-Iwe gotta do what the band says, right? I dont care about the stinkin band!!
Monica: (To Joey) Oh, about that. Joey, you have to change before the party.
Monica: What are you talking about?
Chandler: What?! What are you talking about?
Phoebe: How about just the bridemaids?
(They go around the last row of bookshelves and find a couple doing what college coeds do in secluded corners of university libraries. For those of you who dont know what Im talking about, lets just say that clothing is undone. Ross gasps and the couple gets up and runs away.)
Phoebe: So, are you ready to talk about it?
Phoebe: Okay, well talk about something else then.
Mona: Really?! Well see? I never knew about her.
Bitsy: Phoebe, come sit. Tell us a little bit about yourself... So where are you from?
Rachel: Oh yknow what honey? Lets not talk about that right now?
Rachel: (changing the subject) Anyway, speaking of drinking too much. I was uh, tellin Phoebe about that one crazy night after the Sigma Chi luau where you and I uh, we made out.
Rachel: Uh-hmm. Im just thinking about Phoebe; poor knocked up Phoebe.
Ross: Oh umm, well uh, maybe-maybe later. Right now, Im about to dance with this lady.
Chandler: Yes, I told him how talented you were. I told him all about Days Of Our Lives.
Joey: Hey! Did you talk to Dennis about me yet?
Phoebe: Now you know how you really feel about it.
Joey: Tell me about it, I feel like Im holding down the fort all by myself.
Ross: What about the chairs?
Phoebe: Oh, well what are you doing here? Are you about to do it? (Gasps) Is it Gunther?
Ross: Im just thinking about your new bride at home. Okay? Do-do you really want to start your life together by letting her down?
Rachel: I know, but I was just thinking about how huge this is for me. I didnt even go to how huge this was going to be for the father.
Joey: About a month ago this guy spent the night with Rachel, I didnt see who it was but (He walks out and closes the door.)
[Scene: Outside Central Perk, Rachel and Phoebe are about to go inside.]
Phoebe: Look, I feel really bad about how I freaked you out before, so I called the father and asked him to meet you here so you can tell him. Go!
Chandler: (entering) Hey, what was that all about?
Joey: Uh yeah. Pheebs, listen about that. I only offered
Tag: So, whats this about?
Monica: Look, I'm not happy about this either, but y'know if-if Ross says he's happy then we're just gonna have to keep our feelings about Emily to ourselves. Are you cool with that?
Tag: Oh, its crazy about Rachel huh?
Woman: Well you can have the suite if you want. We dont care about where we stay. Were here to celebrate our love together. We dont have to get free stuff. We just want to be together.
Rachel: Hi. (He helps her up.) Umm, I think theres something that we really need to talk about.
Chandler: Thank you. Thank you. Thank you! (To his girlfriend) And you are about to marry a wonderful man! (She stunned and hes horrified.) Hey! Im marrying a dead woman!
Ross: I think I might know what this is about.
Rachel: Okay Ross come on lets just forget about the condoms.
Chandler: (to him) Hi! Hi. Okay, there was a slight mix-up at the jewelry store, the ring youre about to propose with was supposed to be held for me. So, Im gonna need to have that back. (The guy isnt sure.) But, in exchange Im willing to trade you this beautiful, more expensive ring. (Looking at the ring.) Ew.
Ross: What? Oh yeah. (He moves next to her head.) Im sorry. I mean I-I think I went a little crazy. I mean I was thinking about myself when I (Wanders towards Rachels feet) reallyI should have been thinking about you Rach
Rachel: Well it happened about six weeks ago, and uh I had just got home from work and Ross was already there cause I guess he had been hanging out with Joey.
Monica: It was great! It was great! How about you?! I mean youre having a baby!
Phoebe: Oh, look look look. The last candle's about to burn out. 10, 9, 8, 7... (time lapse)... negative 46, negative 47, negative 48.... (someone blows it out, the room gets completely dark)
Joey: Yknow what? Dont worry about it, you still got me and Phoebe.
Ross: About about sex? (Joey looks at him confused) That I hadnt had sex in months?
Ross: Do you have a minute? Id like to talk to you about something Im, Im really uncomfortable talking about.
Joey: Sure. What? About uh, you showering with your mom?
Joey: (laughs) Yeah I knew what you were talkin about.
Ross: Fine. Fine, but I want the record to show that I tried to take the high road, because in about five minutes Im gonna be saying (He laughs and points at Rachel sarcastically.)
(In the rooms next door, Joey, Rachel, Ross and Charlie stop kissing and try to understand what the yelling was about. After a while they continue kissing. We're back in Chandler and Monica's room. Monica has some of her own hair stuffed in her mouth by Chandler.)
Monica: What about my questions?
Rachel: Thank you. (She sets it on the floor and is about to stomp on it with her shoe when the rest of the gang jumps up and yells simultaneously.) What? (They all yell again.) You dont want to see this do you?
Rachel: (on tape) I-I knowI had put them in in-in my desk at work and I completely forgot about them until today.