words in movies
Rachel: Ohh, okay, Im sorry. Youre right. Yknow what? We absolutely can stay married, because I was under the impression that the boxes were far away from each other. All right, look, just please, take a moment here and think about what youre asking of me.
Ross: Yknow what? Maybe, Mrs. Green, its not absolutely vital that you live with us.
Joey: Hands! It is absolutely essential that you tell me what room the man my assistant described is staying in. Hes a patient of mine, Ive been treating him for years!
JOEY: Absolutely.� You'd do it for me.� Not that you ever have to because I know how to keep my women satisfied.
Mike: Absolutely! Or maybe just a little less pimp spit.
Sonia: Oh absolutely.
Rachel: Oh, you know what - my first impression of you was absolutely right. You are arrogant, you are pompous ... Morgan! Morgan! Tag's last name was Morgan! Huh!
Rachel: Absolutely! Absolutely. I d... it’s just a little weird, it’s you, and it’s me, it's just gonna take some getting used to.
Joey: Absolutely! He's not thinking about you.
Joey: Yeah, yeah... Absolutely. I mean, just because something's difficult doesn't mean that you quit.
Monica: Absolutely! Yes, you say to him "I'm sorry Mike I can't live without her, she means too much to me!"
Ross: Absolutely! You'll love the feeling! There's nothing like it!
Charlie: Yes, absolutely. I'll call him.
Rachel: Absolutely.
Benjamin: Charlie! My God, you look absolutely stunning!
Rachel: Absolutely.
(He starts. And well, Celebration was never meant to be played on the bagpipe, so even the best bag pipe players in the world would have trouble with that particular song. So of course, for a beginner like Ross, it sounds absolutely dreadful. The assembled audience minus Phoebe, are horrified. Phoebe, immune to bad music, seems to enjoy it.)
Charity guy: Absolutely! And when you do, make sure you ask for Brian.
Ross: Oh, absolutely!
Nurse: Absolutely.
Rachel: Yeah, you know, was I looking forward to going to Paris? Sure. You know, was I excited about working in the fashion capital of the world? Ooh, absolutely... Oh...! Yeah, but you know, this is... it's fine. I'm fine going back to a job where I've pretty much gotten everything out of that I possibly can... (she sits down, and Ross who is stunned to hear all this follows her example)
Rachel: Y'know, I know it's totally superficial and we have absolutely nothing in common, and we don't even speak the same language but Goooooooddddddd....
(Phoebe then gets possessed 'cause she starts speaking in tongues. She speaks Italian to Joey's grandmother. She is quickly exorcised and returns to speaking in English. Of course, too most people English is a strange language as well. But none of them are probably reading this and if they were they wouldn't understand it. So why am I talking about them? I have absolutely no clue. Moving on )
Phoebe: Absolutely! Just fight all your natural instincts and youll be great.
Guru Saj: (He starts moving his hands around in circles above the thing.) Ross, there is absolutely no way this is going to come off unless you start to
Ross: Oh absolutely! It has been in my family for generations, and every bride who has worn it has had a long and happy life.
Rachel: I have absolutely no idea.
Ross and Joey: Oh yeah, yeah, sure. Absolutely.
Wayne: I spent two years developing this machine, its absolutely state of the art.
Rachel: Yes! I will! Absolutely! (She takes out his license and her license and holds them face to face with each other. She then proceeds to act like Dark Helmut in Spaceballs, and mimic a conversation between the two of them.) Hello, Rachel. Hi, Joshua. I left my wallet here on purpose. Really? Yes, I just wanted to see you again. Oh, Im glad. Rachel, Id like to say something to you. Yes? How you doin?
CHANDLER: Um, absolutely. Uh, how 'bout tomorrow afternoon? Do you know uh, Central Perk in the Village, say, five-ish?
Monica: Absolutely.
All: Yes. Absolutely. A quality.
Rachel: Noooo... the interview! She loved me! She absolutely loved me. We talked for like two and a half hours, we have the same taste in clothes, andoh, I went to camp with her cousin... And, oh, the job is perfect. I can do this. I can do this well!
Ross: No, no, no, no, no, I don't want to know, absolutely not. I think, you know, I think you should know until you look down there, and say, oop, there it is! (pauses) Or isn't...
Ross: Absolutely. (Turns back to the woman next to him.) So, twins... hah! Thats like two births. (He struggles again.) Ouch.
RACHEL: Yes, absolutely. I would wait and wait. . . then I'd wait some more.
All: Oh, sure. Sure, absolutely. (They just stand there, then realise what he means and go to the other end of the room)
RACHEL and PHOEBE: Oh God, absolutely.
MONICA: Yes you did. Absolutely.
Kim: (to Nancy) So we talked about the (Chandler sneaks closer to her cigarette) whole presentation yesterday at lunch (Closer) and he wondered if one person would be enough (Closer) to get a take on the trip (Still closer) and I said, "Yeah, absolutely!" (She's interrupted by Chandler who has reached his goal and takes a drag from her cancer stick.)
ROSS: Absolutely.
CHANDLER: Absolutely.
All: Absolutely, yeah!
MONICA: Oh, absolutely. Yeah, you know I'm not even thinking about that thing that we're not supposed to think about.
Rachel: I dont know, I dont know, werent you the guy that told me to quit my job when I had absolutely nothing else to do. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!!
Pete: Uh, absolutely, yeah, sEnd her in. (Monica enters) Hi.
Chandler: Okay, absolutely!
(Chandler agrees in an absolutely bored way.)
Chandler: All right look, if you absolutely have to tell her, at least wait until the timings right. And thats what deathbeds are for.
Lauren: Absolutely!
Monica: Oh absolutely. I like it even more on you than I did on Colonel Sanders. (Ross starts to leave) Ross! Ross! Im kidding!
(Oh, I should point out that the live studio audience at this point goes absolutely wild. And I had absolutely no idea that this Will character was that popular! Maybe they should make him the seventh friend. Which would work out just fine since hes already married to one of them. Will is played by some guy named Brad Pitt, I guess hes some sort of actor.)
[Scene: Rachel's bedroom, Rachel, entering selfish mode, is thanking Ross for wrongly taking the entire blame of the breakup; as if she had absolutely nothing to do with it.]
Phoebe: Absolutely, oh I promise. Tell her what?
Joey: Oh, absolutely! Youre talented and youre good looking.
Joey: Absolutely! I could be a vegetarian. Theres no meat in beer, right?
Joey: Yeah-yeah, absolutely.
Richard: Absolutely, this will just be something we do, like racquetball.
Chandler: Absolutely!
Ross: Oh, absolutely! (Chandler mumbles something.)
Chandler: I did! I absolutely did!
Joey: Absolutely! And if it doesnt, can I get the extra ticket?
Ross: But it absolutely didnt. (Yelling towards the bathroom) It didnt!! It didnt!!
Rachel: Absolutely. Shoop, shoop, shoop. Only a hundred and two dollars to go.
Rachel: Absolutely! Absolutely!
Chandler: Oh yea yea, absolutely.
Danny: Absolutely. Some people are just into appearances.
Mrs. Waltham: Were very sad that it didnt work out between you and Emily, monkey. But, I think youre absolutely delicious.
Chandler: Oh, yeah! Absolutely! Anything you need man! But you have to promise me the second you are feeling better so that we can make fun of your hair!
Phoebe: Ooh, absolutely!
Chandler: (on phone) Laundry. Huh. Is that my new nickname? (Rachel is absolutely stunned, she opens her mouth in absolute amazement.)
Danny: (Looking at Monica) Absolutely! Is Friday okay?
Rachel: Awful, absolutely awful. (Plus other negative comments from Phoebe and Monica.)
Phoebe: Oh absolutely. Shall we say, around seven?
Chandler: Absolutely!
Joey: I'm sorry! But hey, it's over now, right? Because you can tell them that you know they know and I can go back to knowing absolutely nothing!
Nancy: Absolutely!
Rachel: No, you're right, you are absolutely right. I mean that makes, that makes everything different.
Rachel: Oh but you could. You can. Absolutely! We can help each other out! We can get--what are those--those patches! We could be like the Patch Sisters!
Monica: Dont worry about it Phoebe, well absolutely do it.
Rachel: Yes of course, absolutely! You're right. I'm sorry.
Monica: I promise you, next time I will absolutely tell you.
Monica: Oh no sweetie, no! This is my fault, I wasnt clear! Im really sorry. And listen, you take as much time as you need to move out okay? Theres absolutely no rush.
Monica: Absolutely!
Monica: Yes! Absolutely. Okay? Look, youll know its mine because on the right cup, the lacey part, theres a very noticeable rip.
Rachel: Absolutely not.
Monica: Absolutely! It would just be one friend (Points at Chandler) helping out another friend. (Points at herself.)
Ross: Oh-oh, absolutely!
Dana: Absolutely! But you-you would really feel better about me rejecting you if your actor friend can audition for my movie?
Monica: Yes you did. You absolutely sold me...
Phoebe: Yeah absolutely! (They both switch.)
The Woman: I told em your candy is absolutely indescribable!
Monica: Absolutely! (He goes to kiss her, but she stops him and rubs his head and says...) Now get out of here you!! (Pete leaves) (to the gang) Okay, Im running out of places I can touch him! Look, is there something wrong with me? I mean why am I only attracted to guys where theres no future? Either theyre too old, or theyre too young, and then theres Pete whos-whos crazy about me, and whos absolutely perfect for me, and theres like zip going on! I mean, seriously, does it sound like somethings wrong with me?!
Phoebe: You're sure? You're absolutely sure?
Rachel: No, absolutely. Yknow like it was umm
Monica: Ohh, absolutely.
Chandler: Absolutely! Yknow, because touchie can mean both ass and good worker.
Phoebe: Absolutely!
Rachel: Yknow, like the thing when you put the phone in your pants? (He starts laughing.) Tag! Im serious! This isnt funny! Those contracts absolutely had to go out today!
Cecilia: (walking up) Youre absolutely right they are writing me out of the show. They dont know exactly when its going to happen, but apparently going to be very soon and thats it.