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Rachel: Well, apparently she caught him cheating on her with someone else. Isnt that sad? (Giggles.) God, could you imagine if I actually married him?! I mean how different would my life be?
{Transcribers note: This is where the opening credits are, but theyre not the usual opening credits. Oh no! These credits are based on the world that would have been created had all of the above actually happened. It starts out with all of them at the fountain sitting on the couch as Fat Monica runs up and sits on the arm of the couch, tilting the whole thing towards her. It then goes on to show Rachels still a shop-aholic and with Barry. Fat Monica is sweating while cooking and dancing while eating a donut. Phoebe as the Wall Street shark smoking while on two cell phones. Then theyre dancing in the fountain. Joey entering as Dr. Drake Remoray and meeting a groupie. Chandler trying to write as a bird does its business on his shoulder and falling asleep while typing. Ross doing some kara-tay and trying to get Carol into bed. And finally, some more dancing in the fountain, them all flexing, and the turning out the lamp and shutting off all the lights bit from the first season. Just remember one thing, this is an alternate universe. Everything from every other episode doesnt apply, for instance, Ross and Rachel have no history. And in fact have not seen each other in years in this world.}
Monica's Boyfriend: Yeah. Yknow, the hazelnut actually not a nut, its a seed.
Carol: Ooh, actually Ive been making a list of all the women I know who might be into doing this!
Joey: Well he actually saw you a little bit too.
Ross: Laugh all you want but uh, she actually left me a message saying shed like to go out again.
Rachel: Yeah thats actually a pretty good idea.
Ross: Actually, it wasnt that close.
Chandler: As bad as that went I actually enjoyed myself. I think that Im going to apologize for all of the stupid things I do.
Chandler: Wow thats actually pretty cool.
Monica: Well, she actually has a boyfriend yknow herself, named Clark. Uh, she also kinda invited herself to our wedding. Clark too.
Monica: Its actually going to be just family.
Chandler: Well actually uh, there was something we wanted to tell you about the wedding. Um, its going to be a small ceremony. Uh, tiny! Were not even sure why were having it.
Woman: Uh, actually I find Marions views far to progressionist.
ROSS: Yeah, but not very well, unless 14-across, 'Gershwin musical' actually is bitemebitemebitemebiteme.
Joey: No, no, no. You actually did that when you were dancing to the Chicago-soundtrack. Look, Ross, about, about Rachel and I. Listen, you don't have to worry about that, okay? Because nothing is gonna happen.
Mr. Zelner: Uh actually, Id like to speak with both of you.
Rachel: Well, yknow what? Actually, I was about to bid on this lovely trip to Paris.
Receptionist: Were actually at the end of one of our research cycles, so were not looking for applicants right now.
Ross: Uh actually, I sent the flowers before the actual date. So techincally, technically I didnt break any rules. Thanks for stopping by though.
The Waiter: Actually were out of the lobster ravioli. (Putting Joeys menu under his arm.)
Rachel: Uh Pheebs, we just actually kinda wanted to be alone.
David: Yeah, I Well I really actually wanted to say umm, that, but um, I figured I probably shouldnt because yknow, I have to leave.
Rachel: Yeah actually, I think were gonna take off too. We rented a movie.
Rachel: Uh, wait, so you guys are telling me you actually did the routine from eighth grade?
Phoebe: Yeah but the Swing Kings? Yknow they suck so much that people actually die at their concertsThey just stop living.
The Hot Girl: No, I-I actually thought it was unfair the way everyone reacted. I mean you had just moved in.
Rachel: Joey, the new chair will be here in an hour. Maybe we should actually move Rosita out of here. Yknow, start the heeling process?
Monica: Chandler, this actually bothers you?
Earl: Im actually the office manager.
Mr. Geller: Its older than that. Ross was actually conceived right near this tuxedo.
Joey: Well actually
Joey: Actually I rent the whole place and, I just got what you meant. Thank you.
Rachel: Actually, I just wanna talk to Tag.
RACHEL: No, that was his costume. See, he's actually an orthodontist, but he came as a regular dentist.
The Cute Guy: Wow! Uh, this is kind of embarrassing. I was actually coming over to talk to your friend.
Ross: The Armadillo was actually not so thrilled about that part! Okay Ben, its time to light the Hanukkah candles! (Santa, Superman, Monica, Ben, and the Holiday Armadillo go over to the menorah to light the candles.)
Rachel: Shes actually very sweet and we used to be very close.
Ross: Well thats different! Okay? Because he, he was actually in love with me!
Karin: Actually, Im dating at all anymore. See, I figured out that I was only dating guys that were like yknow bad for me, so until I work that out
The Casting Director: Actually, I tried to call to you. You didnt need to come down here today.
Rachel: Oh no-no, no! Its good! Its all good! I-I actually work at Ralph Lauren!
PHOEBE: C'mon you guys. It's a known fact that lobsters fall in love and mate for life. You know what, you can actually see old lobster couples walkin' around their tank, ya know, holding claws like. . .
Monica: All right, all right. Maybe I can fit them in if I just do some rearranging. But uh, Rachel may actually have to sit at the bar!
Monica: (the hands still there) When-when you were little you slept through the Grand Canyon. (She actually itches her nose this time.)
Ross: Actually, it looks really good. (Turns towards the window and now Phoebe starts jumping to divert his attention.)
Monica: Well actually, Ross doesn't.
Phoebe: And! Yknow what Jake says? That womens underwear is actually more comfortable. And he loves the way the silk feels against his skin.
Chandler: Actually Monica and I are engaged.
Ross: (To Chandler) Yknow what? Actually Im kinda glad theyre leaving cause uh, I need to talk to you about something.
Rachel: Oh, with the mother, just... just constantly tell her how amazing her son is. Take it from me, moms love me. Ross's mom one time actually said I'm like the daughter that she never had.
Monica: Actually, I did!
Catherine: Actually, he is buying a much bigger place. It's got a great view of Central Pa.....
Conan: For example, I dont have to memorize lines. You guys actually have to remember what to say and you probably forget from time to time. Yes?
Conan: You could actually see him trying not to fall down.
Rachel: Oh yeah, Id actually love a blueberry muffin and a chamomile tea.
[Cut to Joey and Rachel's, its actually Joey and Rachels. Phoebe is trying to convince Rachel to switch with her and live with Monica as Joey looks on.]
Tag: Yknow, Im actually glad Phoebe called. (He pulls out a stool and Rachel sits down.) I know we broke up because you thought I wasnt mature enough, but Ive really grown up and think we should get back together.
Rachel: Hi! Yknow what honey, were actually out of candy right now. But someone just went out to get some and I have been giving out money but Im out of that too. Hey, can I write you a check?
Bitsy: Well thank you, I'll give you a tour later. It's actually three floors.
Rachel: (seeing him) Wow! H-umm! Hi! Yes, uh Im sorry the models are actually down the hall.
Bob: Its Bob actually. Hey, you work up here, can you tell me where this Chandler Bings office is?
Ross: Its from France In Europe Western Europe. Yknow umm, a few years ago I actually was backpacking across Western Europe.
Tim: Actually shes my-my boss. Sous is French for under.
Man: Well I actually, I-I really, I haven't seen her for years. But umm, well I-I was pretty tight with-with her and her daughter.
Mona: Umm, actually Im just a nurse.
Rachel: Well actually umm
Chandler: Yknow uh, I didnt actually do this.
Ross: Yknow this is actually not a great time for me.
Ross: Well I I havent actually told her yet. I dont want to scare her off, yknow?
Phoebe: There you go! Oh, you are so lucky! You might actually get to meet Sting tomorrow! Thats why you have kids!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler is watching football, and its actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit (although not this years), as Monica is getting everything ready.]
Chandler: I dont think weve actually done this before!
Phoebe: Its Lafite. The 74 Latour is actually drinking quite nicely.
Will: Yeah, I hated her. She was horrible to me in high school. But hey, it was a long time ago, Im in a good place, it might be actually fun to see her again. You got any cakes or cookies or something? (Starts looking.) No Will no!
Rachel: Ohh, theres a picture of her in the yearbook actually.
Ross: Well actually, Im picking Ben up tomorrow, maybe hell be there.
Ross: Uh, I actually havent even met him.
Rachel: Right! Right! I-I actually meant in your spare time, do you cook? Do you ski? Or do you just hang out with your wife or girlfriend?
Trudie Styler: Hi! (By the way, its actually her.)
Ross: Uh actually, there-there was also that exchange student from Thailand but I-I dont think he-he knew what it was.
Ross: Unless (Rachel groans.) You anticipated that I would figure all this out and you know that it actually is a girl, and you really do want her to be named Ruth! Well, Im not falling for that! Okay? Ruth is off the table!
Rachel: I didnt see anything! I actually changed my mind about the name.
Rachel: Yeah, actually thats my roommates.
Chandler: I never sucked, I actually didn't want you to know how good I was!
Joey: And, a brownie! (Hands her a bag with the brownie in it.) Well, half a brownie. Actually, its just bag. Its been a long walk from the flower shop and I was startin to feel faint so
Monica: Well, I actually had the weirdest conversation with Joey. He was talking about rules and right and wrong and
Rachel: Ross, we actually watched the documentary together.
Rachel: You know what? Ive been thinking about it. Im really coming around on the name Ruth. I think I would actually consider naming our child that.
Monica: Y'know, so I don't read as many important books as you do, and I don't write trick poems that seem to be about one thing but are actually about something else. And y'know what, I get excited about stupid stuff, like when I my People magazine comes on Saturday, and the new Hold Everything catalog. Y'know but that does not mean that I'm empty, I care about things. I care about my friends and family. You have no right to make that kind of judgment about me.
ROSS: No, no, I don't wanna put it off, I just, God I just, I spent last year being so unbelievably miserable, ya know, and now, now I'm actually happy. You know, I mean, really happy. I just, I just don't wanna, I don't wanna mess it up, ya know.
Phoebe: No, actually I dont eat
Ross: Ah, actually, Im sorry we-we probably should get going.
Joey: Actually uh, could you give us a second?
Ross: Hey, whatever it is, I am sure it has happened to me. Yknow, actually onceonce I got dumped during sex.
Joey: Actually, you have a little bit of an edge.
Rachel: Mrs. Kay! Oh yeah, she was sweet. She taught me Spanish. I actually think I remember some of it, tu madre es loca. (I think thats your mothers crazy.)
Joey: (laughs) Actually, I didnt know the magazine was paying for it. Wouldnt have mattered, Im doing this for the fans, not for the free food.
Rachel: Oh well actually gonna use a nanny and uh, I dont even have a housekeeper.
Woman: Its actually a bassinet.
The Cooking Teacher: Well actually, did either of you pay for this class?
Rachel: Oh yeah! Actually, thats one of the reasons why were not a couple.
Ross: Oh! Wow! Uh, yeah! That sounds great. Im just gonna put this (The money) back in my pocket, pretend that didnt happen. Uh yeah, actually Im free now. Do you wanna grab some coffee or
Katie: Oh uh I actually came here to ask you out.
Ross: that you actually