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Joey: Fine! Take their advice. No one ever listens to me. When the package is this pretty, no one cares what's inside.
Monica: Umm, I'd love too! (She goes over and picks up the box and decides to follow Rachel's advice and holds the box up to her cheek.) Ooh, I love macaroni and cheese. I love-I love the way this box feels against my cheek.
Rachel: Yeah, well, word of advice: Bring back the comedian. Otherwise next time you're gonna find yourself sitting at home, listening to that album alone.
Chandler: David, let me stop you there 'cause I think I see where this is going. I'm not very good at giving advice. So if you want advice, go to Ross, Monica, or... Joey, if the thing you wanna advice about is pizza toppings or burning sensation when you pee.
Chandler: All right, I'm gonna do it! I'm gonna get shot down. Any advice?
Joey: You want my advice?
Ross: That's not advice!
PHOE: Well, I finally took your advice and asked him what was going on.
Joey: No-no-no-no-no-no, not her, not her. My youngest sister, Dina, shes really interested in fashion, and she wants to talk to someone successful, yknow, to give her some advice.
Richard: No I dont have a ring! (Pause) You go get her Chandler. (Pause) And can I give you a piece of advice? If you do get her, dont let her go. Trust me.
Ross: And while that was good advice, you should know that what-what she wants
Monica: See what happens when you give people advice? I hope you told him not to?
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler is getting advice from Ross and Joey.]
Joey: Oh-no-no-no, you are! You do this, you give me the great advice, and hey listen, I was thinking about what you said yesterday about focusing on one woman, Im gonna do that.
Chandler: Im not great at the advice, can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? Some cheese?
Monica: Yeah, like I dont know, maybe you have a work problem that you need his advice on.
Gavin: It's OK. I know it's probably not my place but can I give you a piece of advice?
Joey: You should see the treatment I get when Im with that car! People are friendly; they-they wanna talk, and not just about the car! One guy gave me advice about my equity investments.
Joey: OK, listen Ive been on sets before, so let me give you a little advice, alright? Its a show, but were just dancing, OK? Its no big deal. The important thing to remember stay cool.
Mr. Geller: They never did, so if ever see me giving them legal advice just nod along. Shall we?
Rachel: So, got any advice? Y'know, as someone who's recently been- dumped?
Chandler: Marriage advice? Really?!
Rachel: Okay. Great! So now that you guys all know you can help me. Give me some advice on how Im gonna tell Ross!
Rachel: (entering) Hey! Great advice on that Joey thing!
Chandler: Man, that's some bad advice!
Monica: Chandler, we have talked about this. You are not supposed to give people advice! Now couldn't you just have made some sort of inappropriate joke?
Chandler: That would be advice!!
Rachel: All right, look you guys... Look, we appreciate all the advice, but this is between Joey and me and I think we can handle it...
Amy: I took your advice, I left Myron.
Ross: Hey you guys, I need some fashion advice.
Joey: Hey bear, I need some career advice.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, another time lapse, Monica is seeking advice from Rachel and Phoebe about possible replacement earrings.]
Joey: Well because you didn't give me advice! No! You gave me a pickup line! As soon as I told her I wanted to y'know, build a foundation and be friends first. I suddenly, through no fault of my own, became irresistible to her! (Pause) And her roommate!
Mike: Yes. Yeah and thanks for all the wedding night advice. (walks away) That didn't make me uncomfortable at all! Alright, so I'll see everybody tonight?
MOnica: Ok, my husband just gave your boyfriend some very bad advice. Look, David is going to propose to you tonight.