words in movies
Phoebe: (To Rachel) Shhh! Im on a call! (On phone) Umm well yeah, you can pick it up tonight, say 8:30? At-at my apartment. Its umm, its umm 5 Morton Street, Apartment 14, umm and then maybe yknow after we can grab a bite to eat or whatever. (Listens) Okay, well okay Ill see you then. (Listens) Bye. (Hangs up.)
Phoebe: Oh thatd be me. Sir. (Hands him the cell phone.) After you.
Joey: Yeah well, Im guessing after this shes not going to be crazy about electricity either.
(Ross resumes playing, this time accompanied by Phoebe screeching out Es in tune with Ross. While Phoebe is singing along, Rachel is having a very difficult time keeping a straight face. Thankfully, Ross gives up after a little while.)
Ross: Ok, I'll be home right after work. Ok, by Emma-Wemma-Demma, I love you - wovyou dovyou ...
Monica: Forget it. Not after your cousin who could belch the alphabet.
Chandler: ...Couldn't enjoy a cup of noodles after that. I mean, is that ridiculous? Can you believe she actually thought that?
[Scene: The cemetary, after the funeral.]
Joey: He's right, enough, already. What is the big deal about today? So you slept with her for the first time, so what? You slept with her for seven years after that.
Phoebe: Nothing, I just thought I'd stop by.. y'know, after the uh... that I.. y'know, so what are you doing here?
Ross: Disneyland, 1989, 'It's a Small World After All.'
Monica: I know, after you left the store, I chose different ones.
Joey: Yeah, I guess. It's just parents, after a certain point, you gotta let go. Even if you know better, you've gotta let them make their own mistakes.
Ross: Anyway, I figured after work I'd go pick up a bottle of wine, go over there and, uh, try to woo her.
Amanda: (noticing the bottle of wine he has) Oh, I don't mean to be a square, but I'd really appreciate it if you wait and drink your wine after the kids are asleep? Oh uh, thanks for this, I hope I can do the same for you sometime. (She leaves)
Soothing male voice: ..a sound Mom and Dad never forget. For this after all, is the miracle of birth.
Chandler: Oh no, it's terrific, it's... it's... y'know, you deserve this, after all your years of struggling, you've finally been able to crack your way into showbusiness.
Monica (as Rachel): ..well, why don't you tell them? After all it, is your ankle.
Monica: Run, Marcel, run! Run, Marcel! (Marcel runs off and Luisa runs after him. Monica goes to check up on Phoebe) Are you okay?
Phoebe: Oh, is that who the monkey's named after?
(A man carrying a box of bananas walks past them. They stare for a minute and then hobble after him)
Monica: (wandering in after her) Uh, Rach... how come you have dental floss in your hair?
Teacher: (To the class) People! Last time there were some empty yoghurt containers lying around after class. Let's not have that happen again!
(Ursula is genuinely pleased that her sister has visited her, after so many years. Phoebe hesitates over how best to begin.)
Carol: Ok, and this is Funny Clown. Funny Clown is only for after his naps, not before his naps or he won't sleep.
Joey: (Shouting after him) Chandler, I didn't kiss her, he did! (To Ross) See what happens when you break the code?
[Scene: Ross's apartment. After dinner. Chandler enters.]
Ross: That's nice... now, was that before or after you told him to stop calling, stop sending you flowers and to generally leave you alone, hmm?
Rachel: Bye. (After Julie exits.) What a manipulative bitch.
ROSS: Well, I was going to, but after I talked to you, I talked to Joey.
[Rachel gets up and opens the door, yelling after him.]
CHANDLER AND JOEY: (running after bus) Ben! Ben! Ben!
RACHEL: Basically, there's the thing, and then there's the stuff after the thing.
JOEY: Yeah right after we stole his lunch money and gave him a wedgie. What's the matter with you, he's parking the car.
RACHEL: Ok, you know what, lemme, let me just see what else I can do. All right, look, look. Why don't you just let her go on after Stephanie whatever-her-name-is. I mean, you won't even be here. You don't pay her. It's not gonna cost you anything.
PHOE: Yeah, so I said, "OK, relax please," y'know, I mean, sex can be just about two people right there in the moment, y'know, it's, if he wants to see me again he can call and if not, that's fine too. So after a looooot of talking. . . I convinced him.
MNCA: Especially the after taste, you know, I'll tell ya, that'll last ya till Christmas.
Joey: Oh, hey let me. (Opens the door for Janine and after he closes the door behind her gasps ecstatically.)
MNCA: You know, that's true. You'd be a great person to have around the day after an emergency.
CHANDLER: Hey, guys, it's after midnight, merry Christmas everyone. [Ross and Phoebe hug, Monica and Rachel hug, Chandler is left standing]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Ross, Monica, and Rachel are sitting around after the party. Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe enter.]
PHOEBE: I know. Oh, like you would drink her coffee after what you did to her with Van Damme.
JOEY: No, I'm on right after this guy shoots himself.
JOEY: But wait, wait, wait. Then, after I left her office, she caught up with me at the elevator and offered me an even bigger part.
JOEY: Yeah, she's totally good looking. I mean, if I met her in a bar, or something, I'd be buying her breakfast. [pause] You know, after having slept with her.
[Monica jumps in the shower. Right after Mrs. Geller enters the bathroom, Mr. Geller peeks his head in.]
CHANDLER: Hey Phoebs, can I have the milk after you?
Chandler: If I turn into my parents, I'll either be an alcoholic blond chasing after twenty-year-old boys, or... I'll end up like my mom.
[Monica enters from bathroom after taking a shower]
JOEY: Listen, uh, I don't know when I'm gonna see you again. CHANDLER: Well, I'm guessing uh, tonight at the coffee house. JOEY: Right, yeah. OK. Um, take care. CHANDLER: Yeah. [Joey walks out and after a few seconds comes back in and gives Chandler a big hug. He then leaves for good and Chandler is left alone in his apartment.] CLOSING CREDITS
[they all run off after the guy]
Ross: Look, our table is down in front, okay, my boss is gonna be there, everyone will see if we arrive after it starts.
RACHEL: Well not when they find out you slept with Jason Hurley an hour after he broke up with Monica.
CHANDLER: Because sometimes, Phoebe after you sleep with someone, you have to kill the fish.
EDDIE: I got a little surprise, look. There's a new fishie. I named him uh, Chandler, you know, after, after you.
[Scene: Central Perk. The four guys are returning after getting the hat back.]
(Monica stares longingly at the door, after Richard leaves)
JOEY: Becasue at first he thought it was Joseph. But after he asked Joseph about it, turns out it was you. Anyway, I just thought you should know.
JOEY: Yeah, but after Denise DeMarco, I had to promote it.
[Scene: The hallway after the party. Rachel is sitting there.]
RACHEL: Okay, I'll see you after the thing.
[Scene: after the wedding, Ross and Rachel are in the lobby]
MINDY: Well uh, after you ran out on your wedding, Barry's parents told people that you were sort of....insane.
JOEY: See after the scene, Mr. Beatty comes up to me and says 'good actor, bad kisser'. Can you believe that, me not a good kisser, that's like, like Mother Theresa, not a good mother.
ROSS: (runs after her) No, Rach!
Ross: And this girl is making eyes at Chandler, okay? So after awhile he-he goes over to her and uh, after a minute or two, I see them kissing. Now, I know what youre thinking, Chandlers not the type of guy who just goes to bars and makes out with girls, and youre right, Chandlers not the type of guy who just goes to bars and makes out with girls.
Monica: Well, do you think he was waiting 'til after you left, so he could cry?
Phoebe: No, I'm just gonna help him, you know, get 'de-Ursula-ized', like you know, like I did for Joey after he went out with her.
[They gang all lean back to listen better, and this starts another series of flashbacks. The first one is from Episode 214: The One With The Prom Video, Rachel has just found the bracelet that Joey gave Chandler, which is after he bought one to replace it.]
Phoebe: Yeah, after this, I think he'll be doing that himself.
[Scene: After dinner.]
Janice: Wait! Wait! I wanna see this. After I divorce him, half of that kingdom is gonna be mine.
Joey: Well, right after I did that sex study down at NYU. (to Chandler) Hey, Remember that sweater I gave you for your birthday?
Monica: After the snap!
Joey: After!!
Chandler: (to Joey) Well hes probably mad after you called him this morning to borrow his goggles.
Gunther: ...and after youve delivered the drinks, you take the empty tray....
Phoebe: Why would you start again after chewing all that quitting gum?
CHANDLER: Ya know Phoebs, don't feel so bad for 'em. After they're done playing, I break out the little plastic women and everybody has a pretty good time.
Phoebe: Whered you get too? We lost you after you opened up all the presents.
[Scene: A lobby, Ross is waiting for Rachel, after her interview.]
Joey: Well, you might wanna make a little extra, y'know youll probably be hungry after the sex.
Ross: Come on! All the cool kids are eating em! (chases after her.)
JOEY: [walks out of his room] Hey, this is ridiculous. I'll tell you what. After I get back from my neice's christening, I'll go down to the coffee house with you and we'll all have a nice cup of coffee alright. No problem, Joey's there.
Phoebe: (reading from the instructions) After applying the Waxine and linen strips to leg number one,
Monica: Oh my God! Joey, what did you do after you threw her leg on the fire?
Chandler: Hey, this isnt like swimming after you eat, pick up the phone!!
[Scene: The Restaurant, after dinner.]
Joey: Yeah, maybe its like y'know, that jock thing. Y'know how football players pat each other after touchdowns. (pats Ross on the butt)
Chandler: Yeahhh. Im tellin ya something, that ah, first smoke after nap time....
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, its after Ross and Joeys talk with Frank, and Phoebes is finding out what happened.]
Phoebe: Y'know what, you should like, you should buy a state and then just name it after yourself.
Chandler: Look, you cant call somebody after this long just to say, In case you didnt notice, I dont like you!
Joey: Man, I remember the first time I saw that girl Katherine, after we broke up. She was just walking with her friend Donna, just laughing and talking. God, it killed me.
Joey: Oh, it was so amazing. After the (pause) love making...
Phoebe: (running after him) Wait-wait-wait! Wait!!
[Scene: The Theatre, after the party. Joey is trying to comfort Kate.]
Kate: By the way, he dumped me tonight after he read my review.
Joey: Oh! Maybe they'll name yours after you! Y'know, they'll call it, The Ross. And then people would be like, "Awww, he's got a Ross."
Chandler: So um, after you put the suggestion in the box, how long did it take for the roller skating thing to happen.
Rachel: (After he closes the door) See ya.
[The next flashback is from The One After The Superbowl, Part II. Monica and Rachel are fighting over who gets to see Jean-Claude Van Damme.]
Phoebe: Wow! Youre good! After this, we should solve crimes.
Lauren: Oh, yeah! I-I ran into you in the hallway in your building. It was right after I slept with Joey. He dumped me the next day.