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Ticket agent: And the destination?
Joey: (on phone) Uh huh.. uh huh... oh my God! Okay! Okay, I'll be there! (He hangs up and to all.) That was my agent. (He tosses and catches the phone.) My agent has just gotten me a job...in the new Al Pacino movie!
Joey: No, still too ethnic. My agent thinks I should have a name that's more neutral.
Phoebe: Well, I think that shirt makes you look like you should work at a Baskin Robbins... Anyway... Hey, isn't Joey's agent Estelle Leonard?
Rachel: All right, you know what? I am not leaving here, until you call that plane back!! (She pounds her hand on the counter twice. The ticket agent counters by placing the closed sign on the counter and tapping it twice.)
Joey: Wait a minute, did you just make up all that stuff just to get out of being my agent.
JOEY: Yeah, my agent just called me with an audition for Days of Our Lives!
Joey: Well, I'm doing this telethon thing on TV and my agent got me a job as co-host!
CHANDLER: Hey, what did your agent say?
Joey: Thank you all for coming. We're here today to pay respects to a wonderful agent and a beautiful woman... (Joey looks at the photograph) ..inside. As Estelle's only two clients we would like to say a few words. (Joey looks for his notes. The man next to him is chewing something.) Dude, where's my speech? (the man swallows something and looks at Joey.) That is entertaining. Al Zebooker everybody. (he applauds and Al shows that there's nothing left in his mouth.)
Ticket Agent: (Cheerfully.) Hello.
Joey: Maybe you can tell me. My agent would like to know why I didn't show up at the audition I didn't know I had today. The first good thing she gets me in weeks. How could you not give me the message?!
Joey: Yeah, well don't get me wrong, you're a better agent than she is, but at least with her I don't want to blow my pretty dumb brains out.
Joey: Hey you guys, this is my agent, Estelle.
[cut to Joey as Estelle, Joeys agent, approaches]
Joey: Ahhh! My ah, my agent said it wasn't a dancing part.
Chandler: Okay. Then I guess its just, wait here then. (Hands her the sign that says, Wait Here.") (To the ticket agent) Hi. I need one fake ticket to Yemen.
Chandler: (to the ticket agent) American Express?
[Scene: Phoebe Sr. house, she is a real estate agent and is trying to sell a house over the phone. By the way, its still raining outside.]
Ticket Agent: Im just going to need to see your passport.
(He gives the agent his ticket and walks onto the jetway. Janice walks over and looks out the window. Chandler walks back into the terminal and tries to walk right past Janice, but she sees him.)
Ticket Agent: And I do have one seat left.
Ticket Agent: (looking at her computer terminal) Theres one leaving in thirty minutes.
Ticket Agent: Well you can split it with another credit card.
Ticket Agent: The last minute fare on this ticket is twenty seven hundred dollars.
Ticket Agent: This is the final boarding call for Flight 009.
Ticket Agent: (Slides the twenty back and tosses her credit card onto the counter.)
Ticket Agent: I cant do that.
Ticket Agent: Oh Im afraid that plane has already pulled away from the gate.
Ticket Agent: Hello.
[Scene: Estelle Leonard Theatrical Agency, Joey is there to see his agent.]
[Scene: Estelle's (Joey's Agent) Office, Joey is there.]
Gate Agent: (On the P.A.) All ticketed passengers for Flight 1066 to Athens should now be on board.
Joey: All right well, I guess I gotta go get a job. Im gonna go see my agent.
Joey: What are you talkin about? I never left you! Youve always been my agent!
Ticket Agent: I cant imagine why.
Ross: Come on! (They go to the jetway, Ross hands the tickets to the gate agent.) Here.
Joey: Hey! You guys! Youre not gonna believe this! I just got off the phone with my agent
Joey: (entering from bathrooms excitedly) You guys! You guys! Youre not gonna believe what my agent just told me!
The Casting Director: Oh and your agent said you were okay with the nudity.
Ticket Agent: Oh, let me see what I can do. (Checks the computer) There are some first class seats available.
Joey: I just have to call my agent and tell her I cant do the part. (Gets up for the phone.)
Catherine: Oh hi, come on in. I'm Catherine, the listing agent.
[Scene: Richard's apartment. There's a knock on the door.The listing agent opens the door for Chandler and Joey.]
Ticket Agent: Next?
Joey: Look, my agent hooked me up with six tickets to a great play.
Ticket Agent: Im sorry, all our first class seats are taken. That couple got the last two.
Ticket Agent: Congratulations. Okay, Mr. Bing youll be in 25J and Mrs. Bing youll be in 25K.
Ticket Agent: Next?
Ticket Agent: Next?
Ticket Agent: (On the P.A.) This is the boarding call for Flight 009.
Gate Agent: (On the P.A.) This is the last call for Flight 1066 to Athens. The last call.
Joey: No, no, look. All I’m saying is that you’re my agent, ok? And you’re not getting me into any auditions and I’m tired of it.
Phoebe: Yeah, she was just an agent.
Joey: I’m just mad at my agent.
Joey: No! No, no you can't quit! You're the best agent I ever had! Look Pheebs, rejection is part being an actor, you can't take it personally.
CHANDLER: Do you have to be a Century 21 real-estate agent to get to wear those really cool jackets?
Joey: I don’t know. She’s got to be taking it hard, I was like her only client. Except for this guy who eats paper. And I’m guessing he eats more money than he makes. Look, I know she’s not a great agent, but she did stick with me for ten years. I’m gonna call her and hire her again.
Ticket Agent: Im afraid Im going to have to ask you to step aside, Miss.
Chandler: (Picks up the "Miss Congeniality" DVD) She's an FBI agent, posing as a beauty contestant.