words in movies
Chandler: You know me sir. Oh ah, I do have a question for ya. Do you know how I get around the office computer network so I can access the really good Internet porn?
Ross: Oh ah, I think you know where I want to go.
Ross: Ah, he didnt uh, take it so well?
Chandler: Well, I'll tell ya I do enjoy guilt, but, ah, it wasn't me.
Chandler: Well, not me. But that's what's happened, and, ah, and, and there's more. We should take a trip.
Ross: Ah, the heart of every healthy relationship. Honesty, respect, and sex with celebrities.
Joey: Oh yeah. If you ah, move your hamper, you see what color the tile used to be. (Monica gasps) Yeah.
Phoebe: Ah!!
Joey: Dont you ah, dont you wanna ask me any questions?
Joey: Ah, y'know just in general people being gay, thing. Im totally cool with that.
Joey: Whoa, ah!! Were you just gonna give me some lemonade?
Rachel: Are ah, having dinner with my Dad tomorrow night, I hope thats okay.
Joey: Hey, youre ah, pretty good at this.
Ross: There never was a library. I mean there are libraries, its just that I ah, I never worked at one.
Ross: Oh, ah, you dont need that.
Rachel: Okay sir, um-mm, let see if I got this right. Ah, so this is a half-caf, double tall, easy hazel nut, non-fat, no foam, with whip, extra hot latte, right? (the guy nods) Okay, great. (she starts to walk away and under her breath) You freak.
Ross: Hey, would you ah, would you like some juice?
Chandler: Ah, I dont know, you tell me. Anything you ah, wanna tell me, because, if you ah, you should, if you, you would, tell me.
Joey: Hey! Y'know how we ah, save all those chopsticks for no reason we get when we get Chinese food?
Joey: What are you ah, what are you gonna do?
Joey: All right, youre probably not gonna want to hear this but ah, if it was me, and this is just me, (Chandler gets ready to throw another dart) I would ah, I would bow out.
Joey: They have a kid together, y'know. Theyre like, theyre like a family, and if, I dont know, theres chance they could make that work, I know I wouldnt want to be the guy who stood in the way of that. Are you okay? Do you wanna ah, come poke a nude guy?
Joey: Hey, who wants to ah, throw the ball around a little, maybe get a little three on three going?
Chandler: Yes, yes, its just that we ah, we kinda all ready, made plans with Ross.
Chandler: Y'know, I was thinking about ah, asking her for her number.
Ross: Well ah, you wanna just stay out there?
Chandler: No ah, hold on a second Joe, where do Dutch people come from?
Joey: Ah well, the ah, Pennsylvania Dutch, come from Pennsylvania.
Chandler: So ah, whatcha watching?
Chandler: Yes. Yes, and ah, ah, the trees are happy too, because for most of them, its the only chance to see New York.
Ross: Wow, you ah, you really like all this space stuff, huh?
Ross: So, this must be kinda neat for ya, huh? I mean, your Dad tells me that you get a couple of days off school, and you, you ah, dont have to sell those cookies anymore.
Chandler: Hey-hey-hey Rachel, funny thing. Actually, the ah, end zone starts at that pole, so youre five feet short, so we win!
Joey: Oh Monica, listen, I ah, I saw down at the hardware store, they got those designer tiles on sale. If you ever want to redo the bathroom floor.
Ross: Ah, well, it means that I can sell cookies, but Im not invited to sleep-overs.
Joey: Oh, thats, thats ah, one of the old ones, hes just taking it to the back.
Ross: No, but ah, theres coconut in the Hanukkah Menoreoes. I tell you what, Ill put you down for eight boxes, one for each night.
Ross: Ah, no Mon, Dad had to buy everyone of your boxes because you ate them all. But ah, y'know Im sure thats not gonna happen this time, why dont I put you down for three of the mint treasures and just a couple of the Rudolphs.
Ross: Ah, were out. I sold them all.
Ross: (to the girl sitting next to him) Hi there. How many, how many ah, did you sell?
Leader: Oh, yes Elizabeth. Ah, 871.
Guy: Im sorry, I wa, I wa, I was just ah.... (starts to laugh again)
Guy: Ah, just one other thing.
Ross: Ah, somebodys at the door on the ceiling.
Guy: I ah, I work at Bloomingdales and I might know of a job possibility if your, if your interested?
Ross: Thank you. (to Rachel) So did you ah, did you tell Mark Something about me?
Ross: Yeah. So um, I-I heard about this ah, Mark guy that ah, Rachel met today.
Ross: Oh yeah! So ah, kinda pretty, pretty good. He sounds like a nice, good guy.
Chandler: Ah, I fooled around with Joeys sister. (Phoebe gasps) Well, thats not the worst part.
Ross: Ah, which, which one?
Phoebe: Well, I have ah, vodka and cranberry juice.
Monica: So ah, Phoebe, how was your date?
Ross: Listen, Im ah, Im sorry Ive been so crazy and jealous and, its just that I like you a lot, so...
Ross: Ah, well all go. (motions to Chandler) Come on. (the guys leave)
Ross: Ah y'know, this building is on my paper route so I... (gives her a flower)
Ross: Mark is that ah, the same Mark that helped you get the job?
Ross: Ah Joey, I don't think you get to pick the cities.
Joey: It is me! It's a musical version of Tale of Two Cities. So I think I'm gonna sing New York, New York, and ah, oh I left My Heart in San Francisco.
Ross: Ohhhhh yeah, that's, that's funny. Why ah, why isn't he goofing around in his own office?
Ross: Hi! What's ah, what's Mark doing answering your phone?
Chandler: Eh, yeah, well ah, waitress at a coffee shop and cheer squad co-captain only took up so much room.
Ross: Oh, oh, I'm, I'm, I'm sorry sweetie, I was just trying to ah, I'm dialing another number. (hangs up)
Julio: Ah actually, that is mine.
Joey: Ahhh! My ah, my agent said it wasn't a dancing part.
Man: (to Rachel) Ah, excuse me, are you Rachel Green?
Director: Ah Joey. Joey Tribbiani. Listen Joey, I got a problem, I just got a call from my dance captain, he's having a relationship crisis and can't get out of Long Island.
Joey: I wish. See, I guess another thing I probably shouldve told you about Ginger is that she kinda has a ah, artificial leg.
Rachel: So ah, did you have fun at the bachelor party last night?
Monica: Oh, um, around 8:02. We ah, talked for a little while, and then um, we went out for an innocent burger.
Joey: Ah, now Rach, these ah, these little women.
Rachel: Okay. Ah, well well just see about that, okay. I will read The Shining, (she tries to take the book away from him but he doesnt want to let it go) and you will read Little Women.
Ross: Okay. (goes over to the counter) (to Chandler) What ah, what is the matter with you? Whats going on?
Chandler: (standing up) Im up! Im up, Ive gotten up now! Anybody ah, want anything?
Rachel: But ah, youre safe from it if its in the freezer?
Chandler: (to Robert) So ah, isnt a bit cold out for shorts?
Ross: Hey! Howd the ah, basketball go?
Robert: Ah, good to meet you. Robert.
Joey: Hey Robert, could you ah, ha, pass me those cookies?
Julio: Actually I ah, I am a poet.
Richard: Ah well, this is the living room.
Leslie: Ah, yeah, umm. (singing) Home is never far away..
Joey: (to Leslie) Ah, anything we might of heard of?
Leslie: Okay, ah, see ya Pheebs. (leaves)
Chandler: (to Gunther) Y'know what Gunther, go ah, go ahead, Im-Im talking to ah, (tries to get her to say her name). (to her) This is the part where you say your name.
Joey: Ah, he cant make it, he said he had to his... (sees Ginger) Whoa-oh! (hides behind the coat rack.)
Joey: Is ah, is Chandler around?
Chandler: Nope, nope, Id just ah, Id rather talk to you. (pause) Yes, I do. Yes, I do have to go to the bathroom. (knocks on the door)
Ross: Oh well thats great, so I guess this is ah, this is good bye then. Huh? (picks a pad up off Rachels desk and tosses it into his box) Good bye.
Ross: Well, Im sorry, but ah, look if youre not working with him anymore, why do you have to still do stuff with him?
Chandler: Its kinda a ah, a third nipple kinda thing.
Ross: Oh, no, no, no, its-its not the lecture ah, I mind, umm....
Joey: Nooo. No, no, ah, are you sure it wasnt something that sounded like Ginger, like ah, Gingeer?
Monica: Sounds like shes got the ah, whole package.
Chandler: You ah, you have, you have to leave, now? How come?
Chloe: Great. Ill ah, see ya then.
Ross: What is ah, Rach in her room?
Chandler: Well ah, ........y'know.
Monica: All right ah, Ross, this is the extent of my knowledge on the subject. (holds up a notepad) Call Rachel.
Ross: Ah, thats okay, thanks.
Chandler: Right. Right. Well ah, y'know we could flip for it.
Joey: Ah!! Okay! Eyes open at all times! Oh, hey, how do we decide where we... (clears throat) y'know each would, (clears throat again) y'know (pause) be?
Ross: Okay, okay, fine, youre right. Lets ah, lets take a break, (goes to the door) lets cool off, okay, lets get some frozen yogart, or something.. (opens the door)
Rachel: And y'know what, Im gonna, Im gonna go to bed now, but ah, on my way to work tomorrow morning, Im gonna stop by around 8:30.