words in movies
Rachel: I love how he cares so much about stuff. If I squint I can pretend hes Alan Alda.
[Scene: Rosss Classroom, he is writing on the board and Alan is coming in to see him.]
Alan: I've heard schho much about all you guyschh!
Ross: Well we-we dont know for sure. But in my head it-it sounded something like this. (He makes a high pitched noise and Alan doesnt know what to make of it.) Of course, this is just conjecture. Okay, thats uh, thats all for today. (Everyone starts to get up.) Uh Mr. Morse, can I see you for a moment?
Monica: (to Alan) Thanks. I'll call you tomorrow. (Alan exits, to all) Okay. Okay, let's let the Alan-bashing begin. Who's gonna take the first shot, hmm?
Phoebe: (yelling at the top of her voice) Go, go, go Alan! Run you, hairy bastard!
Phoebe: Good job Alan!
Phoebe-Estelle: Don’t take that tone with me. Who you think you are? Alan Lemond, the first black man to fly solo across the Atlantic?
Alan: (on the intercom) It's Alan.
Rachel: This Alan again? How's it goin'?
(She opens the door and Alan enters.)
All: Hi, Alan.
Monica: Hi. Alan, this is everybody. Everybody, this is Alan.
[Time lapse, Alan is leaving.]
Chandler: I personally could have a gallon of Alan.
Rachel: Well, no. That's impossible. You can never be too Alan.
Joey: Alan.
Alan: Hi.
Monica: ..I dunno, a little too Alan?
Rachel: (holding the phone out to Chandler) Chandler? It's Alan, he wants to speak to you.
Alan: Yeah, I'm sorry too. But, I gotta tell you, I am a little relieved.
Alan: Yeah, well, I had a great time with you.. I just can't stand your friends.
[Scene: A Restaurant, Monica is breaking the news to Alan.]
Monica: Can I ask you guys a question? D'you ever think that Alan is maybe.. sometimes..
Ross: ...So I think Alan will become the yardstick against which all future boyfriends will be measured.
Monica: Okay. It's-it's about Alan. There's something that you should know. I mean, there's really no easy way to say this.. uh.. I've decided to break up with Alan.
Alan: Wow.