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Phoebe: Y'know I had a dream where Ross and Rachel were still together, they never broke up. And we were all just like hanging out, and everyone was happy....
Rachel: You guys are gonna love meee! Okay, check it out, Thursday night, five tickets, Calvin Klein lingerie show, and you guys are coming with me. (theyre all silent and look away) Okay, I said that out loud right?
Chandler: Yes, yes, its just that we ah, we kinda all ready, made plans with Ross.
Phoebe: Why would you start again after chewing all that quitting gum?
All: Absolutely, yeah!
Ross: Yeah, thats okay, I mean if you guys all have to go away for the first weekend Im alone by myself, y'know then I totally, totally understand.
Joey: Uh, Pheebs we kinda need you to drive us all up there in your grandmothers cab, but y'know what, Ill stay.
Ross: Pity food? Y'know what thats okay, all right, I dont need any of you to stay, okay nobody stays.
All: Oh!
Monica: All right then, your bra would still be big.
Phoebe: All right, forget it, nevermind, you can have mine.
All: Oh, yeahhhhh!!!
[They all run to get in the cab, and Chandler pulls out a smoke.]
Ross: I guess it all started when Rachel got this new job. (he sits down at the table.)
Carol: Look, I-I-I am sorry that Rachel dumped you cause she fell in love with that Mark guy, and you are the innocent victim in all of this, but dont punish your friends for what Rachel did to you.
Rachel: (all excited) Op, op, car! Car!! (sees its Ross) Ugh!!!
All: No! Come on!
Rachel: All right!! Fine! Fine.
Phoebe: (to Chandler and Monica) You guys, what, what do we do about Ross who drove all the way up here? What do we do? Just like send him back and were then gonna go skiing?
Ross: All right Pheebs, your cabs ready.
Rachel: All right, lets go!
[They all turn around and look at Joey.]
[They all start fighting with each other.]
Phoebe: Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!! Hey!!! (they all stop fighting, Chandler continues to dance.) Look what youre doing to Chandler!! (Chandler finally stops) (to Ross and Rachel) Yeah, look, we know this is really, really hard for you guys. Okay? (Ross starts to leave) You dont, all right you dont have to love each other, okay? You dont, you dont even have to like each other much right now. But please, you have to figure out a way to be around each other.
Phoebe: Okay. Good, all right, lets get back in the car, cause its freezing, and my chest is unsupported.
Ross: Look, you guys, you guys should go. (Joey tries to say something, but Ross cuts him off.) No, Im, you, you planned this all out, and I dont want to ruin it, so you guys should just go.
Joey: Come on man, you drove all the way up here.
Ross: No, no, really, Ive got to take the car back anyway, Im spending all day tomorrow with Ben, Its fine, no guilt I promise.
Monica: All right, well call you when we get back.
[They all get in the cab and drive away.]
Ross: So they ah, they all took off, it was pretty hard watching them go, y'know?
Rachel: Great! We will do all of those.
Monica: All right, lets be practical, if Ross isnt willing to do it, hes not the only guy in the world you can have sex with. You can borrow ChandlerChandler is good!
Joey: All right, what else?
Rachel: Ross IWe tried all the spicy food. Its not working.
Ross: All right! (Checking his watch) Yes!! From home to the hospital in under seven minutes! We did it!!
Nurse: Im sorry. Semi-private rooms are all we have.
Nurse: Yes, I see that here. Unfortunately we cant guarantee a private room and currently theyre all unavailable.
Man: Oh no-no, not at all.
Monica: Yeah but I was just screwing with you to try to get your voice all high and weird like mine is now!
Joey: (voice all high and weird) What?! Are you crazy?!
Monica: Thats it! Right there! Is all I wanted!
Mrs. Geller: Oh thats all right, Im coming back later with your father.
Phoebe: Well, if you don't... if you don't hold it in, you don't get all the nutrients.
Rachel: Well this has story behind it! I mean they had to ship it all the way from the White Plains store.
Joey: All right.
Phoebe: All right.
Phoebe: All right, Ill see you downstairs then.
Phoebe: But lately all the guys I meet seem really nice at first, then they turn out to be the biggest jerks.
Cliff: Are all the questions this personal?
Joey: That was a test. Good response. All right, full name.
(Ross shrugs his shoulders to Rachel and Sick Bastard closes the screen all the way.)
Chandler: (in a feminine way) Oh my God! (and he jumps all around)
Ross: Um uh Were-were just having this baby together but uh, uh thats all.
Chandler: Okay. Uh, well dim the lights, dim the lights. (He goes to the light switch and finds its not a dimmer switch when he flips the lights off.) Or turn them out all together. Uh, no scented candles. Okay here. Here we go. (He sprays an aerosol air freshener above her.)
Ross: We had such a great time! Shes-shes incredible! I thought the-the age difference might be a problem, but it wasnt. It wasnt at all. Elizabeth is very mature for her age. (Joey makes the international sign for big boobies.) (To Monica) A concept lost on some people!
Rachel: Ooh, I miss dating. Gettin all dressed up and going to a fancy restaurant. Im not gonna be able to do that for so long, and its so much fun! I mean not that sitting at home worrying about giving birth to a sixteen pound baby is not fun.
Cliff: Im telling you! The guy from that show was here in my room, asking me all these weird questions!
Ross: You have no idea how much this hurts. (All of the women in the room turn and glare at him.) Keep going! Keep going!
Joey: All right! All right! Uh, umm, Super-Speedy Speed round!
Ross: The doctor says its completely normal with all the hormones. Plus, you-youre sleep deprived.
Ross: Oh, Im actually on my way to tell her right now. Yeah, shes been away all week visiting her parents, but shell be cool. I mean, shes been so supportive. She-she even got the baby a tiny T-shirt that says, Fossils are my friends.
Frank: Uh, no, not really, just that I was too young, y'know, but I dont see how I could all of the sudden be too young, cause Im older than I was when we first got together.
Janice: Im telling you Rachel, listen to Janice. They all say theyre gonna be there until they start their real family.
Ross: Oh what are you kidding? Shes gorgeous, its all Rachel.
Rachel: Ive just been thinking about how my baby and I are gonna be all alone.
Rachel: I just never thought I would raise this baby all by myself. Pretty dumb huh?
{Transcribers Note: As with all the cliffhangers, there was no credits scene. There will be a ninth and final season of Friends starting sometime in September. See you then, have a good summer everyone.}
Ross: Oh well yeah, actually I was going to talk to her when you guys all came in the room.
Chandler: As we all are at some point during the day.
Mrs. Geller: Can we talk to you for just a yknow Its just a little thing. Well we think its absolutely marvelous that youre having this baby out of wedlock, some of our friends are less open-minded. Which is why weve told them all that youre married.
Phoebe: Are you all right?
Nurse: Its all right honey, it takes some babies a while to get it, but dont worry. Itll happen.
Phoebe: All right, me too. (They go into her room and see that shes sleeping.) Should we wake her up?
Janice: Can I just say, I really admire what youre doing. Just raising her all alone.
Chandler: This is okay. Were all adults here; theres nothing to be ashamed of. Now, lets put our underwear in our pockets and walk out the door. (They do so and find Mr. Geller leaning against a wall stunned.)
Ross: Look. Look, my mom gave me that ring because she wanted me to propose to Rachel, but all I wanted to do is if she maybe kinda wanted ah start things up again.
Rachel: All right. (She does so and it brings the cooler closer together.) Hey-hey-hey!! (Sees whats in the cooler.) Sandwiches!
Mr. Geller: Oh, I dont think that. Before today I never thought of you two having sex at all. It was a simpler time.
Chandler: Seriously sir, my brains? All over the wall.
Ross: But I-I was going to see if yknow, maybe you uh, start dating again but thatI mean that-that was all, Rach.
Phoebe: Look at all the stuff people sent!
Ross: And I can even understand that you couldnt tell Rachel, but why couldnt you tell me, huh? You had all day to and you didnt.
Monica: Are you trying to tell me that were moving to Oklahoma, or that youre gay? All right, not that this matters, but did they at least offer you a huge raise?
Joey: Come on, Ross, that didnt mean anything! She just had the baby, she was all freaked out about doing it alone, she would have said yes to anybody.
Ross: All right I've been feeling incredibly guilty about this, because I wanna be a good friend, and damnit I am a good friend. So just, just shut up and close your eyes (kisses Joey).
Rachel: I wanna sleep, I wanna eat, I wanna take a shower, I mean before she wakes up and we gotta do this all over again.
Ross: Hey! So what's the big news you had us rush all the way over here for?
Rachel: All right, I trust you. (Continues to dial)
Phoebe: Look at you all grown up.
Ross: Rach, I promise first thing tomorrow we'll find another doctor, but I gotta get up early and I'm not feeling all that well.
Phoebe: So how is this for our big double date tonight? (She is all dressed up)
Phoebe: Well alright, looks like you guys have got it under control so Im just gonna go. (She gets up and Rachel looks at her, upset, and Monica just stares.) No! Really? Misery really does love company. All right! (She sits back down.)
Phoebe: All right, we'll se you and Mike at the restaurant in a couple hours.
Joey: Everything is gonna be fine. Just follow my lead, okay? All you have to do is pretend to be Mike.
Joey: (Laughs) Of course we do! Mike is playing a game that we used to play in high school. Yeah, where we pretend we don't know each other. We played all kinds of games. (To Mike) Hey, remember the one where I punch you in the face for not being cool?!
(Rachel turns and looks at the group on the couch and they move over. Chandler measures the room theyve made with his arm and decides its not enough and they all move over again.)
Chandler: Any chance you are trying to pick a fight to make all this easier?
Ross: people (shakes head, they sit) so why you all dressed up.
Ross: There isn't that's what I'm saying. (All happy)
Ross: I know and yet here you are all ready for the next date.
Phoebe: uh huh (terns to Ross) how do I look (all her make up has gone everywhere)
[Pete enters with his entourage all pumped up, and Ross and Monica are the only ones who stand up and cheer.]
Ross: now I feel terrible this is all my fault.
Monica:: is everything all right?
Joey: Im sending back all this stuff that Chandler bought out of guilt.
Rachel: so basically you've slept with all the woman in New York and now you're just going around again.
Doug: So, in conclusion, the lines all go up (points to the chart), so Im happy. Great job team! Tomorrow at 8:30. (They start to leave) Phil! Nice job. (smacks him on the butt) Stevens! Way to go! (smacks him on the butt) Joel-burg, you maniac! I love ya! (smacks him on the butt) (Chandler walks up) Bing! Good job, couldnt have done it without ya. (he shakes his hand)
Joey: Interesting. all right I'll go out with her again and try to get past it (reaches for the chips) OH SALT BLOATY!
Joey: come on, come on, search your brain all right. it was (thinks) a certain amount of time ago, I was here you were here, we had sex (starts pointing out the places) here, here, here NOT there. Anything?
Chandler: no I'm not quite sure you got the right movie that's all.
Joey: [It�s just] So spooky, that�s all.
[Scene: Central Perk. All except Chandler, plus Emma.]
Monica: What are you talking about? We�re all together right now.
Chandler: Actually, in Oklahoma smoking is legal in all commune areas and offices with fewer than fifteen people.
Rachel: (flinches) Ross! Come on! That's all right! Fine--Okay, I have a weird thing about my eye. Can we not talk about it please?
Phoebe: I�m starving. I know we were coming here tonight, I ate nothing all day.
Joey: (pulls out a fork) All right, what are we havin? (Starts digging in.)
Joey: (Realizes that he has forgotten all about the double date) Oh my God!
Donny: O-kay... Henrietta, you didn't get all the points you needed, so that means Gene, you are going to the winners circle to try for ten thousand dollars! (Gene is clapping his hands looking very happy and so is Joey) And you're gonna be going there with Joey Tribbiani (Both of their smiles fade away instantly)
Phoebe: Alright, okay, so we can all go now. That is fun. Hey, you know what? We all haven�t been together the six of us in such a long time.
Conan: Its a tradition here on Friends after every taping for me to hang out with you guys, (They all laugh) talk down the episode umm The point of this whole thing is what people see in America is: they see Friends, they love the show, it looks like a smooth running machine, but behind the scenes theres deceit, mistrust, and hate. And I thought, I thought wed actually take a look at uh, yknow some of these moments where you guys arethere are mistakes. You make mistakes.
Joey: Nah, just me. All alone. (all the food is served) Dinner for six for one, uh, you boys are about to see something really special.
Rachel: Look, Ross, he's just... Sandy is just sensitive, that's all.
Rachel: Okay, yknow what?! I know-I know how to settle this! All right here, this is what were gonna do! Im gonna write Joey on one napkin (does so) and Im gonna right Ross on the other napkin (does so) and we are going to pick one! And that person is going to be our backup! Okay?
Sandy: Like in my last job, I met Daniel when he was three weeks old. And I got to watch him grow into this awesome person... When I left, I said: I'll see you soon... And he said to me: Skdandy... (Ross and Rachel look puzzled) That was his name for me... I'll see you every day... right in... (points at his heart, but starts to cry before he can finish his sentence. Rachel tries to comfort him, but Ross has this "you've got to be kidding me" look all over him)
Ross: (speaking with his mouth full) Yeah, I mean, all things that guy... (looks at the cookie) These are amazing!
Joey all nervous and looking down and fiddling with his ear: Oh.. My sister's raccoon.
Mike: Well... I'll... just show you what I'm gonna do about it... (he hits David's finger with his finger and they start to finger-fight using their fingers as swords saying all kinds of macho crap)
Joey: Well.. hey, you know what else I could use? There's a scene where Drake sneaks into Olivia's bedroom, and she doesn't know he's there - which never happened with us! And he knows he shouldn't be there, but he just wants to look at her... you know? (In a romantic voice) And I remember all those mornings before you even put on your make-up, when I would think to myself, my God, she...is... beautiful... (Rachel looks very moved) and it hurts so much, cuz I knew I could never tell you (pauses, while looking at her with sentiment) but it was worth it just to be there looking at you.
Sandy: No, none at all. You need to be happy with whoever is in your home... Although if you don't mind telling me, what was your problem? Maybe it's something I can work on in the future.