words in movies
Joey: Oh yeah! Amy just burned Jos manuscript. I dont see how he could ever forgive her.
Rachel: All right, okay, Laurie proposes to Jo, and she says no, even though shes still in love with him, and then he ends up marring Amy.
Amy: No, she was this really dorky girl in high school that used to follow Rachel around like a puppy dog.
Amy: Why did you change it, Ella was so much prettier!
<Amy gets pissed and starts cutting food on the fancy plate very harshly, you can hear the silveware scraping the fancy plate>
Amy: Oh! It's Ross... Hey Ross! (She says hey to the guy at the falafel stand, whose only similarity with Ross would be his black hair.) Hello-oo Ross! (to Rachel) He's rude!
Rachel: Amy, you know what? I was thinking that maybe now it'd be a good time for us to sit down and, you know, talk about your future.
Amy: Connected? I mean.. to what? She's.. she's a lump.
Written by: Jill Condon & Amy Toomin Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Part I Written by: Michael Borkow Part II Teleplay by: Shana Goldberg-Meehan & Scott Silveri Part II Story by: Jill Condon & Amy Toomin Part I Transcribed by: Eric Aasen Part II Transcribed by: Aaron D. Miller
Rachel: Shell be out in a second. So, Chip, hows umm, Amy Welch?
Chip: Amy Welch? Wow! I havent seen her since... So, Monica about ready?
Rachel: Monica! I couldnt find him for two hours! He was having sex with Amy Welch!
Rachel: See look Amy, we're a lot closer to Monica and Chandler. We see them every day. And truthfully honey, you don't seem very connected to the baby.
Teleplay by: Jill Condon & Amy Toomin Story by: Andrew Reich & Ted Cohen Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Amy: Humpf, remember him? How we used to make out all the time after you went to sleep.
Woman: Amy!
Joey: (still singing) " Amy! Happy birthday to you!"
Amy: oh... hi.. <goes to Rachel with open arms>
Woman at door in a sing song voice: Amy.
Rachel: Oh. <opens door preparing herself and then happily says> Amy! Happy Thanksgiving.
Amy: Do you have a hair straightener?
Amy: Hair Straightener?
Amy: Oh, I know, I know. I've just been crazed.
<Amy grabs her arms>
Amy: Oh my God!
Amy: Listen, um about the hair straightener, honey.. I really need one. I'm going to have dinner at my boyfriend's house.
Amy: I decorated Dad's office.
Amy: No, he was this creepy guy from high school who had this huge crush on her since like the ninth grade.
Amy: Its a girl?
Amy: Is this Emmett? <pointing to EMMA>
Rachel: Oh Amy, you remember Ross.
Ross: Hey Amy.
Amy: Hello? Yeah, um. Hang on one sec. <to Ross and Rachel> Can I take this upstairs?
Amy with straight hair: Oh she's precious. Do you ever worry she's going to get your real nose?
Amy: Ew. <walks into Rachel's room, I'm guessing>
Rachel: Amy! <pause> Yes I do.. I really do. <grabs Ross' hand for support>
Amy: Oh. I was so looking forward to this. It was going to be such a beautiful Thanksgiving. We were going to have sushi.
Amy: My boyfriend canceled on me. I mean.. I I finally find a real relationship. I mean, someone that I can spend this day with and then his wife comes back into town. I swear, its almost not worth dating married guys.
Amy storms out: Stupid Thanksgiving.
Rachel: Um look I was thinking.. If its ok with Monica I would like to invite Amy to Thanksgiving.
Rachel: Oh Amy, don't cry Amy. Um.. Ross, could I talk to you in private?
Amy: no, no, then I would get the baby. I mean you know it would be just like a movie. Like at first I wouldn't know what to do with her, then I would rise to the occasion and and then I would get a makeover and then I'd get married.
Rachel: Hey you guys, this is my sister Amy. This is Chandler, Joey, Phoebe and you know Mon.
Monica to Amy: So. Welcome. Is this your first time you're seeing Emma?
Amy: Oh. That's a funny noise.
Amy coming out of the bathroom: Hey. Hey where's the baby?
Amy: Oh my god. You're on Days of Our Lives.
Amy: wow. They must put a lot of makeup on you.
Amy with confused look on face: Yeah I.. I think so. <sticks her hand out to shake hands with Phoebe and says to her> It's nice to meet you Emma.
<Monica and Amy turn away and walk into the living room towards the secret closet>
Amy: Oh I was just thinking. You know what would be incredible? If you guys died.
Amy turns around to Phoebe: Emma, Ross wants you.
Amy: Its such a slap in the face. I'm your sister and you would give your baby to these strangers over me.
Amy turns to Ross and Rachel: Why does she keep making that noise?
Amy: Well who would?
Amy: I don't believe this, hold on a second. You guys die and I don't get your baby?
Amy: <points to Chandler> This guy? Seriously?
Amy: No, Ross' sister was really fat.
Rachel: Hey. Amy. You've got to stop doing that.
Amy: No, I'm not talking about you. <to Rachel> It was your fat friends brother with that bad afro, do you remember?
Amy: Hurts, doesn't it?
Amy: Okay, how about this, you guys die and the crazy plate lady dies, then do I get the baby?
Amy: um... listen, I couldn't help but overhear... 'cause I was trying to... Listen, let me do this alright? I really wanna help you guys out, and plus Rachel's been so wonderful to me... (looks at hem pleadingly)
Amy: Uh.. To name a few. You know.. You know.. You've just always been like this. You just have to have everything. And I couldn't have anything. Like in junior high, when you stole Timmy from me. I mean, do you even realize how much that hurt me?
Amy: Why can't you ever be supportive?
Amy: You know.. this.. this is classic Rachel.
Amy: Um.. I'm a decorator.
Amy: This might be my one chance to have a baby Rachel. I mean, you know that I have been so busy focusing on my carrer.
Amy: Do you want to know why you don't want me to have the baby?
Amy: I do yoga.
<Amy pushes Rachel and Monica goes berserk and runs around the table>
Amy: Uh, yeah I think I did.
Amy is sitting on a chair by the bay window looking mad.
Amy: Oh. Yeah. Well.. You didn't come see me when I was in the hospital when I was getting my lips done.
Amy: How hard could it be? You do it.
Rachel: Alright. Thats it! <Pushes Amy back>
<Amy runs towards Rachel and Rachel puts her arm out, hand on Amy's head and Amy starts trying to hit her but is missing, Rachel is moving backwards towards the table when her hand swipes the one plate left on the table on to the floor>
<Amy starts spitting on Rachel's hand and Rachel is saying ew and pushes her away>
Amy: Oh come on, that was 20 years ago. Get over it.
Rachel: Look Amy, it got a little of control..Um.. and I'm sorry. You're my sister and uh.. if it really means that much to you..
Amy and Rachel at same time: Sorry.
Amy: Because you don't want me to be happy. You.. you have always been jealous of me.
Amy: I'm sorry.
Amy starting to cry: You are not going to regret this.
Ross walks over: Too far, Amy. Too far.
Amy: No! What are you going to do? Make me?
Amy: So you're going to give me the baby?
Amy: So do I.
Amy: You bitch. You just think you're so perfect. With your new baby and your, your small apartment. <directs this to Ross who in turns throws the towel in his hand down on the table> Well let me tell you something. Your baby isn't even that cute.
Amy: No.
Amy walks over to the couch and sits down next to Rachel: Ucch. <pauses> Uchh <louder this time> In case you hadn't noticed, I'm not talking to you.
Ross first has a look of 'huh' then changes it to sarcastic happy: Thank you Amy.
Amy: (yelling from outside) Rachel!! Open up!! It's your sister!! (she knocks on the door again) I have to talk to you!!
Amy: (looks confused) N-no... uhm... did I buy a falafel from you yesterday?
Ross: (he opens the door) Hi Amy!
Amy: You're not Rachel.
Amy: Yeah! Hey, sure! The "Days of Our Lives" guy!
Amy: You're not good!
Amy: Wait, this is important! Can Ella wait? (Rachel goes to Emma)
Amy: Well, I have huge news.
Amy: H-Hi!!(to Ross) And you are...?