words in movies
Rachel: Monica! I couldnt find him for two hours! He was having sex with Amy Welch!
Rachel: Shell be out in a second. So, Chip, hows umm, Amy Welch?
Chip: Amy Welch? Wow! I havent seen her since... So, Monica about ready?
Amy: Hair Straightener?
Amy: oh... hi.. <goes to Rachel with open arms>
Woman at door in a sing song voice: Amy.
Rachel: Oh. <opens door preparing herself and then happily says> Amy! Happy Thanksgiving.
Amy: Do you have a hair straightener?
Amy: Oh, I know, I know. I've just been crazed.
<Amy grabs her arms>
Amy: Oh my God!
Amy: I decorated Dad's office.
Amy: Listen, um about the hair straightener, honey.. I really need one. I'm going to have dinner at my boyfriend's house.
Amy: No, he was this creepy guy from high school who had this huge crush on her since like the ninth grade.
Amy: Is this Emmett? <pointing to EMMA>
Rachel: Oh Amy, you remember Ross.
Ross: Hey Amy.
Amy: Its a girl?
Amy: Oh. I was so looking forward to this. It was going to be such a beautiful Thanksgiving. We were going to have sushi.
Amy with straight hair: Oh she's precious. Do you ever worry she's going to get your real nose?
Rachel: Amy! <pause> Yes I do.. I really do. <grabs Ross' hand for support>
Amy: My boyfriend canceled on me. I mean.. I I finally find a real relationship. I mean, someone that I can spend this day with and then his wife comes back into town. I swear, its almost not worth dating married guys.
Amy: Hello? Yeah, um. Hang on one sec. <to Ross and Rachel> Can I take this upstairs?
Amy: Ew. <walks into Rachel's room, I'm guessing>
Amy storms out: Stupid Thanksgiving.
Rachel: Hey you guys, this is my sister Amy. This is Chandler, Joey, Phoebe and you know Mon.
Rachel: Oh Amy, don't cry Amy. Um.. Ross, could I talk to you in private?
Rachel: Um look I was thinking.. If its ok with Monica I would like to invite Amy to Thanksgiving.
Amy: Oh my god. You're on Days of Our Lives.
<Monica and Amy turn away and walk into the living room towards the secret closet>
Amy: wow. They must put a lot of makeup on you.
Amy with confused look on face: Yeah I.. I think so. <sticks her hand out to shake hands with Phoebe and says to her> It's nice to meet you Emma.
Monica to Amy: So. Welcome. Is this your first time you're seeing Emma?
Amy: Oh. That's a funny noise.
Amy coming out of the bathroom: Hey. Hey where's the baby?
Amy: Oh I was just thinking. You know what would be incredible? If you guys died.
Amy turns to Ross and Rachel: Why does she keep making that noise?
Amy turns around to Phoebe: Emma, Ross wants you.
Amy: no, no, then I would get the baby. I mean you know it would be just like a movie. Like at first I wouldn't know what to do with her, then I would rise to the occasion and and then I would get a makeover and then I'd get married.
Amy: Well who would?
Amy: I don't believe this, hold on a second. You guys die and I don't get your baby?
Amy: <points to Chandler> This guy? Seriously?
Amy: Hurts, doesn't it?
Amy: Its such a slap in the face. I'm your sister and you would give your baby to these strangers over me.
Amy: No, I'm not talking about you. <to Rachel> It was your fat friends brother with that bad afro, do you remember?
Amy: Okay, how about this, you guys die and the crazy plate lady dies, then do I get the baby?
Amy: No, Ross' sister was really fat.
Rachel: Hey. Amy. You've got to stop doing that.
Amy: um... listen, I couldn't help but overhear... 'cause I was trying to... Listen, let me do this alright? I really wanna help you guys out, and plus Rachel's been so wonderful to me... (looks at hem pleadingly)
Amy is sitting on a chair by the bay window looking mad.
Amy: Oh. Yeah. Well.. You didn't come see me when I was in the hospital when I was getting my lips done.
Amy: Why can't you ever be supportive?
Amy: You know.. this.. this is classic Rachel.
Amy: Um.. I'm a decorator.
Amy: This might be my one chance to have a baby Rachel. I mean, you know that I have been so busy focusing on my carrer.
Amy: Uh.. To name a few. You know.. You know.. You've just always been like this. You just have to have everything. And I couldn't have anything. Like in junior high, when you stole Timmy from me. I mean, do you even realize how much that hurt me?
Amy: Oh come on, that was 20 years ago. Get over it.
Amy: Do you want to know why you don't want me to have the baby?
Amy: How hard could it be? You do it.
Amy: Because you don't want me to be happy. You.. you have always been jealous of me.
Ross walks over: Too far, Amy. Too far.
Amy: No! What are you going to do? Make me?
Amy: So do I.
Amy: You bitch. You just think you're so perfect. With your new baby and your, your small apartment. <directs this to Ross who in turns throws the towel in his hand down on the table> Well let me tell you something. Your baby isn't even that cute.
Amy: No.
Rachel: Alright. Thats it! <Pushes Amy back>
<Amy runs towards Rachel and Rachel puts her arm out, hand on Amy's head and Amy starts trying to hit her but is missing, Rachel is moving backwards towards the table when her hand swipes the one plate left on the table on to the floor>
<Amy starts spitting on Rachel's hand and Rachel is saying ew and pushes her away>
Rachel: Look Amy, it got a little of control..Um.. and I'm sorry. You're my sister and uh.. if it really means that much to you..
Amy starting to cry: You are not going to regret this.
Amy: I do yoga.
<Amy pushes Rachel and Monica goes berserk and runs around the table>
Amy: Uh, yeah I think I did.
Amy and Rachel at same time: Sorry.
Amy: I'm sorry.
Amy: So you're going to give me the baby?
Amy: (looks confused) N-no... uhm... did I buy a falafel from you yesterday?
Amy: (yelling from outside) Rachel!! Open up!! It's your sister!! (she knocks on the door again) I have to talk to you!!
Amy walks over to the couch and sits down next to Rachel: Ucch. <pauses> Uchh <louder this time> In case you hadn't noticed, I'm not talking to you.
Ross first has a look of 'huh' then changes it to sarcastic happy: Thank you Amy.
Ross: (he opens the door) Hi Amy!
Amy: You're not Rachel.
Amy: H-Hi!!(to Ross) And you are...?
Amy: Um... Charlie, this is Rachel's sister Amy. Amy, this is Charlie.
(Ross enters the apartment with Amy)
Amy: Hi!
Amy: Yeah! Hey, sure! The "Days of Our Lives" guy!
Amy: Hey, your English is getting better!!
Amy: You're not good!
Amy: No, I was talking about your bedding.
[Scene: Rachel's room. Rachel is attending to Emma. Amy is standing behind her.]
Amy: So beautiful.
Amy: Wait, this is important! Can Ella wait? (Rachel goes to Emma)
Rachel: All right. What's your news, Amy?
Amy: This guy! He has a killer apartment.
Amy: A-And it's on Fifth. And the elevator opens up right into the living room.
Amy: Oh! He's ok. Do you remember my old boyfriend Mark?
Amy: It's his dad.
Amy: Myron. Hmm... I told you he was old!
Amy: Oh! Um... Well... I'm getting married.
Amy: Well, I have huge news.
Amy: (thinks about it) You’re right, you’re right! I’m gonna do it!
Amy: We’re gonna be roomies! (she snaps her finger and points at Joey, snaps her fingers again and points to the bags) Come on!