words in movies
Woman at door in a sing song voice: Amy.
Rachel: Oh. <opens door preparing herself and then happily says> Amy! Happy Thanksgiving.
Amy: Do you have a hair straightener?
Amy: oh... hi.. <goes to Rachel with open arms>
<Amy grabs her arms>
Amy: Hair Straightener?
Amy: Oh, I know, I know. I've just been crazed.
Amy: I decorated Dad's office.
Amy: Listen, um about the hair straightener, honey.. I really need one. I'm going to have dinner at my boyfriend's house.
<Amy bending over fiddling with her purse when Emma cries and she hears Emma>
Amy: Oh my God!
Amy: Is this Emmett? <pointing to EMMA>
Amy: Its a girl?
Ross: Hey Amy.
Rachel: Oh Amy, you remember Ross.
Amy: Not really. But you are much cuter then that geeky guy she used to date.
Amy: No, he was this creepy guy from high school who had this huge crush on her since like the ninth grade.
Amy: No, I'm not talking about you. <to Rachel> It was your fat friends brother with that bad afro, do you remember?
Ross starts talking over her 'do you remember' line: Amy. I'm going to save you some time, ok. <spins finger around in circle> All me.
Amy with straight hair: Oh she's precious. Do you ever worry she's going to get your real nose?
Rachel: Amy! <pause> Yes I do.. I really do. <grabs Ross' hand for support>
Amy: Hello? Yeah, um. Hang on one sec. <to Ross and Rachel> Can I take this upstairs?
Amy: Seriously? Its.. its just these rooms? <moves hands around motioning 'just these rooms'> <To Ross> I thought you were a doctor.
Amy: Ew. <walks into Rachel's room, I'm guessing>
Amy storms out: Stupid Thanksgiving.
Amy: My boyfriend canceled on me. I mean.. I I finally find a real relationship. I mean, someone that I can spend this day with and then his wife comes back into town. I swear, its almost not worth dating married guys.
Amy: Oh. I was so looking forward to this. It was going to be such a beautiful Thanksgiving. We were going to have sushi.
Rachel: Oh Amy, don't cry Amy. Um.. Ross, could I talk to you in private?
Rachel: Um look I was thinking.. If its ok with Monica I would like to invite Amy to Thanksgiving.
Rachel: Hey you guys, this is my sister Amy. This is Chandler, Joey, Phoebe and you know Mon.
Amy: Oh my god. You're on Days of Our Lives.
Amy: wow. They must put a lot of makeup on you.
Monica to Amy: So. Welcome. Is this your first time you're seeing Emma?
Amy with confused look on face: Yeah I.. I think so. <sticks her hand out to shake hands with Phoebe and says to her> It's nice to meet you Emma.
Amy: Oh. That's a funny noise.
<Monica and Amy turn away and walk into the living room towards the secret closet>
Amy coming out of the bathroom: Hey. Hey where's the baby?
Amy: Oh I was just thinking. You know what would be incredible? If you guys died.
Ross first has a look of 'huh' then changes it to sarcastic happy: Thank you Amy.
Amy: no, no, then I would get the baby. I mean you know it would be just like a movie. Like at first I wouldn't know what to do with her, then I would rise to the occasion and and then I would get a makeover and then I'd get married.
Amy: Now listen, not that you guys could stop me or anything cause you know you'd be dead. I was thinking about changing her name. I'm just not really a big fan of Emily. [Transcriber note: I'm surprised that Rachel and Ross didn't say they weren't either here]
Amy turns around to Phoebe: Emma, Ross wants you.
Amy turns to Ross and Rachel: Why does she keep making that noise?
Amy: Well who would?
Amy: I don't believe this, hold on a second. You guys die and I don't get your baby?
Rachel: See look Amy, we're a lot closer to Monica and Chandler. We see them every day. And truthfully honey, you don't seem very connected to the baby.
Amy: Connected? I mean.. to what? She's.. she's a lump.
Amy: <points to Chandler> This guy? Seriously?
Amy: Its such a slap in the face. I'm your sister and you would give your baby to these strangers over me.
Amy: No, Ross' sister was really fat.
Amy: No, she was this really dorky girl in high school that used to follow Rachel around like a puppy dog.
Rachel: Hey. Amy. You've got to stop doing that.
<Amy gets pissed and starts cutting food on the fancy plate very harshly, you can hear the silveware scraping the fancy plate>
Amy: Okay, how about this, you guys die and the crazy plate lady dies, then do I get the baby?
Amy: Hurts, doesn't it?
Amy is sitting on a chair by the bay window looking mad.
Amy walks over to the couch and sits down next to Rachel: Ucch. <pauses> Uchh <louder this time> In case you hadn't noticed, I'm not talking to you.
Amy: You know.. this.. this is classic Rachel.
Amy: This might be my one chance to have a baby Rachel. I mean, you know that I have been so busy focusing on my carrer.
Amy: Um.. I'm a decorator.
Amy: Why can't you ever be supportive?
Amy: Oh. Yeah. Well.. You didn't come see me when I was in the hospital when I was getting my lips done.
Rachel turns to Ross: Oh whose side are you on? <back to Amy> I'm not giving you Emma because there is no way you could handle the responibility of a child.
Amy: How hard could it be? You do it.
Amy: Do you want to know why you don't want me to have the baby?
Amy: Because you don't want me to be happy. You.. you have always been jealous of me.
Amy: Uh.. To name a few. You know.. You know.. You've just always been like this. You just have to have everything. And I couldn't have anything. Like in junior high, when you stole Timmy from me. I mean, do you even realize how much that hurt me?
Amy: Oh come on, that was 20 years ago. Get over it.
Amy: Yeah, well you know what I cannot believe. That my so-called sister, gets a 30% discount from Ralph Lauren and I still have to pay retail.
Amy: You bitch. You just think you're so perfect. With your new baby and your, your small apartment. <directs this to Ross who in turns throws the towel in his hand down on the table> Well let me tell you something. Your baby isn't even that cute.
Ross walks over: Too far, Amy. Too far.
Amy: No.
Amy: No! What are you going to do? Make me?
Amy: So do I.
Amy: I do yoga.
<Amy pushes Rachel and Monica goes berserk and runs around the table>
Amy: Uh, yeah I think I did.
Rachel: Alright. Thats it! <Pushes Amy back>
<Rachel and Amy 'fighting'.. They're really just trying to slap each other and just keep slapping their hands>
<Amy starts spitting on Rachel's hand and Rachel is saying ew and pushes her away>
<Amy runs towards Rachel and Rachel puts her arm out, hand on Amy's head and Amy starts trying to hit her but is missing, Rachel is moving backwards towards the table when her hand swipes the one plate left on the table on to the floor>
Amy: I'm sorry.
Amy and Rachel at same time: Sorry.
Rachel: Look Amy, it got a little of control..Um.. and I'm sorry. You're my sister and uh.. if it really means that much to you..
Amy: So you're going to give me the baby?
Amy starting to cry: You are not going to regret this.
Ross: (he opens the door) Hi Amy!
Amy: You're not Rachel.
Amy: (yelling from outside) Rachel!! Open up!! It's your sister!! (she knocks on the door again) I have to talk to you!!
Amy: H-Hi!!(to Ross) And you are...?
Amy: Um... Charlie, this is Rachel's sister Amy. Amy, this is Charlie.
(Ross enters the apartment with Amy)
Amy: Hi!
Amy: (looks confused) N-no... uhm... did I buy a falafel from you yesterday?
Amy: Yeah! Hey, sure! The "Days of Our Lives" guy!
Amy: You're not good!
Amy: Wait, this is important! Can Ella wait? (Rachel goes to Emma)
Amy: Well, I have huge news.
Amy: Hey, your English is getting better!!
Amy: No, I was talking about your bedding.
[Scene: Rachel's room. Rachel is attending to Emma. Amy is standing behind her.]
Amy: So beautiful.
Rachel: All right. What's your news, Amy?
Amy: This guy! He has a killer apartment.
Amy: A-And it's on Fifth. And the elevator opens up right into the living room.
Amy: Oh! He's ok. Do you remember my old boyfriend Mark?
Amy: It's his dad.
Amy: Myron. Hmm... I told you he was old!
Amy: Oh! Um... Well... I'm getting married.
Amy: (thinks about it) You’re right, you’re right! I’m gonna do it!
Amy: I’m gonna marry Myron and keep looking for Mr Right.
Amy: I know! I'm Erin Brockovich!
Amy: Thank you! So, can I stay with you?
Rachel: Amy, hi!
Amy: I took your advice, I left Myron.
[Scene: The corridor. Amy knocks Joey’s door and Rachel opens the door.]
Rachel: Yeah... Amy kept kicking me in her sleep yelling ‘Myron, get off!’
Amy: We’re gonna be roomies! (she snaps her finger and points at Joey, snaps her fingers again and points to the bags) Come on!
Amy: Well, I’m staying with you guys!
Amy: Good morning.
Rachel: Amy, that’s what I was supposed to wear today, that’s why I hung it on the door.
Amy: Oh, sweety, you can’t pull this off.
Amy: (To Rachel) Nana is on the phone (Hands the phone over to Rachel)
Rachel: Well, uhm... whatever, I have really appreciated it, 'cause I don’t think I would be the person that I am today if it wasn’t for you guys. See, I wanna help Amy the way you guys helped me. And I know it’s gonna take patience, but that’s ok.
Rachel: (Into the phone) Hello? (announces to Amy) Oh, it's our nanny! (goes back to the phone conversation) Hi! Oh... God! I hope you feel better! Ok, bye! (Hangs up) (To Ross) That's Molly, she's sick. Can you watch Emma today?
Amy: Well, I can do it.
Amy: (very excited) Oh! Great! So how much does it pay? (Ross just gives up and leaves)
(Amy approaches from behind)
Amy: She did? Who got her condo in Boca?
Amy: Ella wanted to go out, so we went shopping and got some sushi.
Amy: Hi!
(Amy comes in with Emma in a stroller)
(Rachel comes in, sees Amy and Emma)
(Amy takes off Emma's hat)
Amy: Yeah, not really. Babies are dull.
Amy: (Very excited about it) Doesn't it make her nose look smaller?
Amy: I'm fine! And, I got you a present for letting me stay with you. Ready?
Amy: Ta-daaa!
Amy: Why, did something happen to his falafel cart?
Amy: Well, if I had told you, then it wouldn't have been surprise, now would it?
Amy: Hey you know what, this kid needs me, okay? She needs to have a cool fun aunt!
Ross: Did she (points at Amy) do this to her? I told you we shouldn't have left Emma with her!
Amy: Since today... I am going to be a baby stylist.
Amy: (Sarcastically) O-Okay!
Ross: (pointing at Amy, shouting) No more falafel for you!
Amy: Enter Amy!
Amy: What? What are you gonna do?
Rachel: (looks at Ross and then at Amy again in disbelief) What?
(Amy looks at Ross, angrily. Rachel clearly doesn't understand what he meant and looks at Ross who gestures "later".)
Amy: Well, I don't need you to help me, because I already know what I'm going to do with my life.
Amy: You're kicking me out?
Ross: (very angry) Amy, I ju... I just... I just wanna...
(Rachel and Amy enter)
Amy: You know what? Ever since I got here, you have been nothing but negative.
Amy: You didn't want me to marry the old guy with the great apartment. Then, I tried to help your daughter to de-emphasize her flaws (frantically pointing at her nose) And suddenly I am the bad guy?
Amy: hm-mmm... Mom said she gained like fifteen pounds.
Amy: Yeah well, at least now people will know she is a girl!
Amy: You know what? When I moved in here I thought: This is gonna be so great. Just us sisters, back together again like when we were kids, except without that stupid Jill... Oh! Who has gotten fat by the way...
Amy: Ass and face.
Amy: You can?
Amy: Ugh, I'm sorry... Ella.
Amy: She was. Carbs found her... See, this is what I wanted. Two sisters, talking about real stuff.
Amy: (touched) Thank you. I've got to admit, Emma does look cute.
[Scene: The street in front of Central Perk. Rachel and Amy are walking on the sidewalk.]
Amy: Not that great. It's almost if people don't want to hear that their babies are ugly.
Amy: Well, it should be. I'm gonna help babies learn how to accessorize, what colors to wear, what clothes are slimming...
Rachel: Amy! Hi! Oh-oh-hoh! (they hug) Wow! You remember Joey?
Ross: Hi Rachel! Here's your sister Amy! She thinks I need pec implants!
Rachel: I know, I know, and you were right Ross. (To Amy) You are soo irresponsible I am never letting you baby-sit ever again!
Amy: Old? Yeah! But he travels a lot, so he's hardly ever there.
(Joey comes out of Monica’s apartment and sees Rachel and Amy but does not notice the huge amount of bags)
Written by: Jill Condon & Amy Toomin Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
(Amy walks in carrying a phone handset)
Ross: Well, for one thing, she keeps calling her Ella! Rachel: (Defends Amy) Wha.. well, Ella's a nice name!
Amy: Oh, I can’t, honey. I’m gonna go get my eyebrows shaped. (points at her eyebrows) I am not happy. (to Joey who has a pizza box in his hands) Oh... sure you wanna eat that?
Joey: Oh, come on! Last night I was finishing off a pizza and she said (aping Amy badly) "Uoh oh oh, a moment on the lips, forever on the hips!" I don’t need that kind of talk in my house!
Rachel: All right, okay, Laurie proposes to Jo, and she says no, even though shes still in love with him, and then he ends up marring Amy.
Amy: Why did you change it, Ella was so much prettier!
Amy: Oh! It's Ross... Hey Ross! (She says hey to the guy at the falafel stand, whose only similarity with Ross would be his black hair.) Hello-oo Ross! (to Rachel) He's rude!
Rachel: Amy, you know what? I was thinking that maybe now it'd be a good time for us to sit down and, you know, talk about your future.
Joey: Oh yeah! Amy just burned Jos manuscript. I dont see how he could ever forgive her.
Rachel: Shell be out in a second. So, Chip, hows umm, Amy Welch?
Chip: Amy Welch? Wow! I havent seen her since... So, Monica about ready?
Rachel: Monica! I couldnt find him for two hours! He was having sex with Amy Welch!
Woman: Amy!
Joey: (still singing) " Amy! Happy birthday to you!"