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[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there as Chandler and Monica enter. Oh, and Joey is wearing a FDNY T-shirt to make this the first nod to the tragedy that Friends have made.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

Phoebe: Oh good! (And there’s general excitement.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

Monica: And everybody has to wear costumes. (And there’s general disconcertment.) Come on! It’ll be fun!

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

Ross: That’s right! He was hitting on her, and I got her. I guess the better man won. (To Joey) Please don’t take her from me.

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

[Scene: A Street, Phoebe is walking down it and passes Ursula.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

Phoebe: Ursula! (Ursula turns, smiles, and continues walking.) Wait! Err-err, it’s me! Phoebe!

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, The Halloween party has started. Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

Rachel: I am! I am a woman who spent a lot of money on a dress and she wants to wear it, because soon she won’t be able to fit into it.

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

Rachel: (to them) Just a minute!!! (She takes the candy and opens the door to two parents, a witch, a clown, and a cowgirl.) Look at you guys! Wow! You are a very scary witch. (Gives her candy.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

Rachel: And you are a very funny clown. (Gives him candy.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

Rachel: (to the cowgirl) And you are so in style right now. Y’know, I work at Ralph Lauren and the whole fall line has got this like equestrian theme going on. I don’t suppose you saw the cover of British Vogue, but…

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

Rachel: Yeah. Sure. (Throws some in her bag and she walks away as Phoebe, dressed as Supergirl walks up and eyes Monica who eyes her back.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

Chandler: The Velveteen Rabbit was brown and white!

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

Joey: Okay. I’m Chandler (makes a growling/gurgling sound at the end and the girls laugh.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

Joey: When have I ever done that?! (And does the sound again.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

Rachel: Ohh… Oh, honey here. Take it all. (Pours the entire large bowl into her bag and closes the door.) Monica! We need more candy?

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

Ross: Remember the Russian satellite, Sputnik? (They all look at him.) Well, I’m a potato or a…spud. And these are my antennae. (Points to the colander with an old TV antenna glued on top that he’s wearing.) So Sputnik, becomes… (They’re still confused) Spud-nik. Spudnik!

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

(Joey gives him the okay symbol, and Ross rushes towards him to be stopped by Chandler. Meanwhile, Phoebe goes over to the snack table as some guy, which turns out to be Ursula's fianc�e Eric, walks in and smacks her butt.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

Eric: She, now I knew that and…now I’m sweating. Look at me, I’m really sweating—Now I’m saying, "Look at me," I’m getting even sweatier. I think I probably should go.

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

Eric: Eric. (They shake hands and he’s squinting. And, no, it’s not me.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

Eric: ‘Cause the sweat’s getting in my eyes and its burning.

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

Phoebe: Yeah! It’s so much better than first grade when you don’t know what’s going on and definitely better than third grade. Y’know with all the politics and mind games.

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

Phoebe: No I’m having fun. I’m really—And I’m really-really excited for you and Ursula.

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

Joey: But between you and Phoebe, I’d have to give the edge to Phoebe.

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

(There’s a knock on the door and Rachel opens it to a little girl.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

Rachel: Hi! Y’know what honey, we’re actually out of candy right now. But someone just went out to get some and I have been giving out money but I’m out of that too. Hey, can I write you a check?

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

Mona: And the antennae…Oh my God you’re Spudnik!

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

[Cut to Joey and Monica.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

Joey: Okay, here’s a good one for ya. Who do think would win in a fight between Ross and Chandler.

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

[Cut to Phoebe and Eric.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

Eric: Yeah, I know it sounds crazy, and it’s not like me to do something so impulsive, but she’s just so perfect, and we have so much in common.

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

Eric: And we were both in the Peace Corps.

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

Eric: In fact when we were building houses in Uruguay, we were, we were just two towns apart and we never met.

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

[Cut to Mona and Ross walking past Chandler.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

Joey: Monica and I were talking about who could kick whose ass in a fight, you or Ross?

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

(They start to fight with Ross pulling on Chandler’s ears and Chandler hitting Ross over the head with his carrot.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

Joey: Hey Monica! (Grabs her and pulls her into the living room.) People came to see a fight, let’s give ‘em what they came for!

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, the party continues with Rachel leaning on the counter as Gunther walks in carrying candy.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

Rachel: Well is it fair that all you did was put on a cape and I gotta give you free stuff?

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

Rachel: Uh, I think I just did. And uh-oh, here it comes again. Shut up!

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

Rachel: No! Wait no! Shut up—I mean don’t cry! Let me get my checkbook! (Grabs her checkbook and runs after him.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

[Cut to Mona and Joey clearing the dining room table for the grudge match between Chandler and Ross.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

Monica: (To Chandler) Look honey, you don’t have to do this, okay? It’s the strength you have inside that means the most to me. You’re loyal, you’re honest, and you have integrity! That’s the kind of strength that I want in the man that I love!

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

[Scene: The Hallway, Phoebe is exiting Monica and Chandler’s, and finds Ursula standing in the hallway smoking.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

Ursula: I don’t know. He said he did all this stuff and then I said I did it too and he got so excited, it was really fun.

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

Ursula: (waving the cigarette in Phoebe’s face) It’s a filthy, disgusting habit and I want you to quit now!

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

Phoebe: You too. And Ursula?! It was really nice meeting you tonight!!

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

Joey: (entering) Pheebs come on! Bunny vs. Doody! We’re waiting! (They go inside.) (To Chandler and Ross.) Okay. Okay guys, one match, winner take all. (They grasp each other’s hand in preparation for battle.) Oh wait-wait! What does the winner get?

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

Chandler: And dignity.

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

(They start wrestling, only they are unable to move either one’s arm despite a huge strain on their faces and a cheering crowd.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

[Time Lapse: the crowd has left and only Mona, Monica, Joey, and Phoebe are still watching to see who will be able to move the other’s arm first. An event that has yet to happen.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

(Basically Chandler’s face looks like he’s not all there and is staring off into the distance…)

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

Ross: Hey, at least you have a wife! I-I keep getting divorces and knockin’ people up! And I’m dressed as doody.

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

Eric: Well, I guess I’ll see you at the wedding. (Exits and Phoebe follows him into the hall.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

Eric: I think we’ll be okay. Besides it’s so perfect and (whispering) she’s been saving herself for me.

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

Phoebe: She is lying! And I bet I can prove it. Excuse me. (She grabs Ursula’s purse and starts going through it and finds some papers.) Okay. Okay. Yeah—Not a prayer chain, but what looks like a detailed drawing of a bank floor plan. (Holds up her nametag.) Okay, here’s the nametag from the restaurant where she works as a waitress! Not a teacher, a waitress. All right, here’s her driver license, this oughta be good, she always lies about this. How old did she say she was?

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

Phoebe: That’s good, you should be impulsive and you should be romantic. Just…you did it with the wrong person. (He looks at her.) What?

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

Eric: It’s just so weird, two people look so much alike, and so different.

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

(Phoebe hands Eric Ursula’s purse and he walks away.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

Joey: Come on! You’re good with kids. They’re just crazy on Halloween. Y’know, they’re all greedy and hopped up on sugar!

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

Joey: Absolutely! Halloween is the worst. Except for Christmas…and their birthdays. Kinda get a little crazy during the summer too. And anytime they’re hungry or sleepy. Y’know, kids are tough. Good luck with that. (Walks away.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler and Monica are standing in the kitchen.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

Joey: All right!! Okay, it was like four years ago. Okay, Ginger and I had gone out a few times, and then this one weekend, we went up to her Dad’s cabin. Just me, her, and her annoying little dog Pepper. Well that night, I cooked this really romantic dinner....

"Friends", season 3, episode 14

Ross: Oh well that’s great, so I guess this is ah, this is good bye then. Huh? (picks a pad up off Rachel’s desk and tosses it into his box) Good bye.

"Friends", season 3, episode 14

Chandler: Okay first of all, the impression, uncanny. And second, that was not flirting, that was just casual conversation between two people. That is all.

"Friends", season 5, episode 19

Joey: Well, ah, I’m an actor. I’m fairly neat. I ah, I got my own TV. Oh, and don’t worry I’m totally okay with the gay thing.

"Friends", season 3, episode 6

[Scene: A Strip Club, Doug and Chandler are there.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 11

Written by: Doty Abrams Transcribed by: Eric Aasen Episodes Originally Transcribed by: Eric Aasen, Mindy Mattingly Phillips, and guineapig.

"Friends", season 7, episode 21

Chandler: Yes. Yes, there is, they play on Sundays and Monday nights.

"Friends", season 3, episode 9

ROSS: [pulls the cigarette off his upper lip and hands it to Mr. Greene] Yeah, yes it is, I was just moistening the tip.

"Friends", season 2, episode 22

JOEY: Hey, look, since we're neighbors and all, what do you say we uh, get together for a drink?

"Friends", season 2, episode 6

Phoebe: You ask us to find you a guy and you come traipsing in here with your own!

"Friends", season 6, episode 19

Phoebe: All right. I’m gonna go to the fertility doctor and um, see if I’m ready to have Frank and Alice’s embryo transferred into my uterus.

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

Phoebe Sr: Well, yeah, mostly nudes. It combines my two passions, pottery and erotica.

"Friends", season 4, episode 11

[Cut to his bedroom, Ross is listening at the door as Paul opens the door, trapping Ross behind it. With Paul’s back turned Ross coils up like a snake and slitters underneath the bed.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 22

Rachel: Well, well, well, hop back in bucko, cause I got four sixes! (lays down cards) I won! I actually won! Oh my God! Y'know what? (collects chips) I think I'm gonna make a little Ross pile. (holds up a chip) I think that one was Ross's, and I think—oh—that one was Ross's. Yes! (Starts singing): Well, I have got your money, and you'll never see it...

"Friends", season 1, episode 18

Phoebe: No that's just me coughing! (Doing some weird coughing noises and the dog barks again. Phoebe comes out of the room.) Oh, good, there you are! Listen, um, I have a dog in my room.

"Friends", season 7, episode 8

Ross: Fine! Fine! But this break-up was not all my fault, and she, she says here, (reading from the letter) “If you accept full responsibility...” (to Chandler and Joey) Full responsibility! “...I can begin to trust you again. Does that seem like something you can do. (yells at Joey) Does it?!!”

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

Joey: And you got a 'hate' from that?! Your taking a big leap there...

"Friends", season 3, episode 1

JOEY: See after the scene, Mr. Beatty comes up to me and says 'good actor, bad kisser'. Can you believe that, me not a good kisser, that's like, like Mother Theresa, not a good mother.

"Friends", season 2, episode 24

Phoebe: I can’t. I can’t. She dumped me, I mean I totally trusted her and then one day it was ‘Okay, bye Pheebs’ gone. Y'know what the saddest part is, when we were playing together, that was like the most fun I’ve ever had in like all my lives.

"Friends", season 3, episode 14

(Phoebe gets up and walks across the hallway, but the door to Chandler and Joey’s apartment is shut. She knocks, and anxiously waits for Joey to come, but instead her identical twin sister emerges wearing one of Joey’s shirts.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 16

Chandler: (leans in and takes a sniff of Joey's sandwich) Wow! That sandwich really does smell good.

"Friends", season 5, episode 20

All: We want candy! We want candy now! (And other general commotion sounds.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 9

(Monica breaks the hug and starts for the bedroom.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 17

Mr. Geller: There was also leaves and guk and stuff.

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Chandler: And you're gonna make them all disappear.

"Friends", season 5, episode 13

Ross: (entering) Okay, okay, okay, I've got two cabs and no people. Go! Go! Go!

"Friends", season 3, episode 2

Doug: Bing! Ho! And the Bing-ette!

"Friends", season 8, episode 11

Chandler: It's "Ride of the Valkyries" from "Apocalypse Now"... See, here's the thing: The corn rose were really a solution to your frizzy hair problem. And now that we're home, we don't have that problem anymore, so if you think about it... I hate them!

"Friends", season 10, episode 1

Ross: Yeah, oh and Sarah... I'd like to introduce you to my colleague, uh, Professor Wheeler, a-and this is Joey Tribbiani.

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

PHOEBE: Please, I almost fell for that with, uh, Pride of the Yankees, I thought I was gonna see a film about Yankee pride and then, boom, the guy gets Lou Gehrig's disease.

"Friends", season 2, episode 20

Rachel: No, it's just... look, you know, when I first moved to the city I was a lot like her! I was spoiled, self-centered and you guys really took care of me.

"Friends", season 10, episode 5

Rachel: (on phone) Hi, Mindy. Hi, it-it's Rachel. Yeah, I'm fine. I-I saw Barry today. Oh, yeah, yeah he-he told me. No, no, it's okay. I hope you two are very happy, I really do. Oh, oh, and Mind, y'know, if-if everything works out, and you guys end up getting married and having kids- and everything- I just hope they have his old hairline and your old nose. (Slams the phone down.) (To everyone) Okay, I know it was a cheap shot, but I feel so much better now.

"Friends", season 1, episode 2

Phoebe: All right, betting and wagering of any kind, are, I'm sure, not permitted in the happy place. Okay. Just-just, you know, the-the lovely waterfalls, and the, the trickling fountains. And the-the calming sounds of the babbling brook....

"Friends", season 3, episode 1

Phoebe: Stating the obvious, but thank you. And it’s not weird is it.

"Friends", season 8, episode 14

Phoebe: Oh no, it is forbidden! No-no, Mrs. Potter fires people for fooling around with clients. And it’s against my oath as a masseuse.

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

Phoebe and Rachel: DANGER!!!!!

"Friends", season 6, episode 17

Ross: Wait a minute, the house was built on radioactive waste, and an ancient Indian burial ground? That would never happen.

"Friends", season 3, episode 20

Dan: And it didn't feel so girlie during the Gulf War.

"Friends", season 5, episode 3

Phoebe: Can I get you something to drink? Like a water and Valium?

"Friends", season 8, episode 18

[Scene: Phoebe's massage parlour, she has Steve on the table, and is giving him an extra-painful massage.]

"Friends", season 1, episode 15

Phoebe: Ooh, I can’t do this. My mom was right. If I can’t-if I can’t give him up, then there’s no way I can give up a baby. Ohh, God, Frank and Alice are gonna be so crushed. What-what else, what else can I give ‘em—a kidney!

"Friends", season 4, episode 11

(And with that, an era ends as Chandler moves in with Monica as Rachel moves in with Phoebe. It ‘tis a sad and happy time for Friends.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

Chandler: Oh, that's ok.I'll just try and reschedule. (on the phone) "Hi, this is Chandler Bing. I made a reservation there and I need to change it (pause) Oh, what do you mean it's not refundable? Can I just come some other time? (pause) Oh, can't you make an exception?"

"Friends", season 9, episode 19

Joey: Okay, the next situation is for Rachel. The wedding is about to start you walk into the back room and you find Monica taking a nap with Ross. (Ross lies on the floor.) I’ll be Monica. Go! (He jumps down and cuddles up with Ross.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 24

Ross: All right here. Watch me execute the three ‘P’s of championship play. Power. (swings the racquet) Precision. (swings the racquet.) and penache. (does a backswing and hits Sarah who’s started up the stairs, knocking her down, they both watch in horror.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 10

Ross: Yeah Pheebs, come on, you two have completely different styles. Y'know, she’s more..(shakes his shoulders, like he’s dancing) y'know, and you’re more (sees the look from Phoebe and stops)

"Friends", season 3, episode 14

Rachel: Yeah. And y’know who should’ve shut their drapes? Is that perverted old couple two doors over.

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

Monica: Ok, here we go. We need to sort out the tickets as quickly as possible to see if we've won. So does anybody have any ideas how to organize this? (doesn't let them answer) Ok, how about this: we divide them into 6 groups of 40, and the remaining 10 can be read by whoever finishes their pile first.

"Friends", season 9, episode 18

Chandler: Hey. I just, I just wanted to come over to-to say that I’m sorry. Y’know? I know I acted like the biggest idiot in the world, and I can completely understand why you were so upset.

"Friends", season 4, episode 13

[Scene: The moment we waited for has finally arrived. It’s time for Monica and Chandler’s wedding. We’ve got violins playing Every Breath You Take, we’ve got guests seated, and Chandler starts walking down the aisle with his parents on either arm.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Joey: (looking in the Yellow Pages) Look, maybe I need to try a real teacher! Right here! Here! Andy Cooper, he teaches guitar and look ooh, there's a nice picture of him with a little kid and THE KID'S GOT A GUITAR!!!!!! (Storms out.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 11

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are hosting a New Year's party. So the place is crowded and in a shameless promotion for NBC they're watching Jay Leno's coverage of New Year's from Time Square.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 11

(Goes to the bathroom and Chandler turns on the TV and finds a high-speed police chase.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 5

Spokeswoman: ...has become the penicillin of the twenty-first century. And so today, this hospital is about to take major steps toward leading that revolution. It is truly ironic, on one hand consider the size...

"Friends", season 3, episode 19

Phoebe: Okay, umm, question 2) Umm, did that marriage end A. Happily, B. Medium, or C. In the total abandonment of her and her two children?

"Friends", season 5, episode 13

Rachel: I’m funny? Oh thank God! Well hey, I’ve got a ton of these! Umm, oh hear—Do you want a good one? Here’s a good one. Umm, you uh, you take a quarter, take a quarter and, and you blacken the edge. Right? (Does so.) And then you say to person, I bet you can’t roll this quarter from your forehead to your chin without it leaving your face. And then when they do it, they’re left with a big black pencil line right down the center of their face.

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Chandler: Okay! (He grabs his carryon and starts rummaging through it.) Oh man! Don’t tell me I did this!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Chandler: Will you marry me? Will you marry me? (Makes like a gun with his fingers.) Hey, you marry me! (He gives up as Joey, Rachel, Phoebe, and Ross slink in all excited.) What’s going on little elves?

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Monica: No-no, wait! Just let me finish, okay? This isn’t something that we just, we just impulsively decided in-in Vegas, this is something we both really want. And it is going to happen.

"Friends", season 6, episode 2

Professor Spafford: I'm also allergic to peanuts, and cashews, and almonds, and filberts...

"Friends", season 9, episode 20

Monica and Phoebe: Hugh! Hugh Grant!

"Friends", season 1, episode 19

Rachel: (on phone) Hello, Mark? Hi, it’s Rachel Green. (listens) Oh no, don’t you apologize. (listens) Yeah, I’ll hold. (to Monica and Ross) He left my number at work, but he was helping his niece with her report on the pioneers.

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Chandler: Y'know what, I know what will cheer you guys up! (he starts spreading envelopes among them) I had a little talk with the boys in New York, told 'em about all the hard work you've been doing and that a little Christmas bonus may be in order.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Well, I like that idea. Obviously! I was thinking maybe-maybe-maybe it could be a game room, y’know? I mean you can buy old arcade games like uh, like Space Invaders and Asteroids for $200, the real ones! The big-big ones!

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Chandler: Phoebe and Rachel! So the people that knew about our wedding before me were you, Phoebe and Rachel, Heldi, and apparently some band called Starlight Magic 7 who are available by the way!

"Friends", season 6, episode 22

Joey: Oh well, they’re killing off one of the characters on the show, and when she dies her brain is being transplanted into my body.

"Friends", season 7, episode 15

RICHARD: Ooh, then I guess the panty raid last night was totally uncalled for. Ok, I am going to take a shower and today I will be singing Jim Crochee's Leroy Brown.

"Friends", season 2, episode 23

David: Oh, certainly. That's a combination of Bernoulli's principle and Newton's third law of motion.

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

PHOEBE: And they were serving franks which is his first name minus the s at the end. And there was a rotisserie with spinning chicken.

"Friends", season 2, episode 21

Ross: You got it! (Monica leaves, Ross closes the door). All right, she's right, we gotta get serious. (He grabs a bag of styrofoam peanuts) Let's put styrofoam peanuts down his pants and kick him!

"Friends", season 10, episode 16

Monica: No, there is no way! It can not be Ross! (She looks through the window and sees Ross practicing and fumbling around with the pipes.) Unbelievable! Why is your family Scottish?!

"Friends", season 7, episode 15

Chandler: (realizes what Ross just said and the implications to him) I am mad! But you know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna forgive you! Because that's what friends do! They forgive their friends when they do everything you just said, all on the list there. Well, but I want you to remember that I forgave you.

"Friends", season 5, episode 12

Chandler: So Steve said he had to go to the doctor. And Steve’s doctor’s name is Doctor Muppy. So I said, ‘Doctor Monkey?’ And that is how the whole Doctor Monkey thing came up. (He slams his feet up on the table to emphasize his point.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 12

[Scene: Beatrice Bridal Shop, Monica and Phoebe are there to pick up Emily’s dress.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 20

Mr. Geller: I understand completely, there’s nothing more horrifying than embarrassing yourself in front of your in-laws. As a matter of fact, when I started dating Judy I was unemployed, and her father asked me what I did for a living and I told him I was a lawyer.

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

Male Jeweler: This ring is from the 1920s, it’s a one and a half carat diamond with sapphires on either side.

"Friends", season 6, episode 23

{Y'know, sometimes I think the script writers throw in a line like that to try to trip me up. But it won't work. I'll always have the last laugh! <manical_laugh.wav> Okay, so maybe I'm a little deluded, it's probably just my spellchecker. But, I must admit I did get Mesozoic and Paleozoic on the first attempt. Yay me! Anyhoo…}

"Friends", season 5, episode 21

Chandler: Pheebs! (He goes over and kisses Phoebe, who is also stunned.) Always a pleasure. (And he struts out leaving the girls to stare at each other.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 2

Chandler: Oh, and don’t get me wrong, I appreciate the sentiment. It’s just that I, I have a rather, sensitive posterior, and ah, besides, it’s making all the other guys jealous.

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Phoebe: Yeah, I like Vince a lot, y'know? But, it’s just Jason’s so sensitive, y'know? And in the long run, I think sensitive it’s just better than having just like a really, really, really nice (pause) butt. (Her eyes glaze over thinking about the butt.) (pause) Jason! Definitely Jason! Okay, wish me luck!

"Friends", season 3, episode 23

[Scene: The Emergency Room, Joey is miming hockey pucks kitting foreheads.  Chandler realises it's getting tense and goes to the receptionist again.]

"Friends", season 1, episode 4

Ross: Well, maybe the crazy fog has lifted and she realises that life without me.... a-sucks.

"Friends", season 3, episode 19

Chandler: It doesn’t matter because nothing beats a three and a six. That my friend is D-Cup. Okay, now much have you won so far?

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

Ross: Yeah! And! And, it was the easiest 400 bucks I’ve ever made.

"Friends", season 8, episode 18

Monica: Maybe because you used to be aloof, or that you’re really sarcastic, or that, y’know, you joke around all the time. Or that you take off your clothes and throw them on the couch.

"Friends", season 6, episode 9

(Monica, Phoebe and Joey release their wind-up toys.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 4

Monica: Chandler! I have to tell you, you smell so smokey I have to get up. I'm not kidding. (She's not; she stands and walks away. Chandler moves closer.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 18

Phoebe: Alright. I looked all over the building and I couldn't find the kitty anywhere.

"Friends", season 1, episode 7

Rachel: Ohh-ho-hooohhh. The hair comes out, and the gloves come on.

"Friends", season 1, episode 3

[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, first season, Monica is making a giant sub-sandwich and is talking to Rachel. I think it’s The One With Fake Monica.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 24

Joey: It wasn’t my ring! It fell out of Ross’s jacket! And when I knelt down to pick it up Rachel thought I was proposing!

"Friends", season 9, episode 1

Ross: Ugh, between the traffic that time of day and all the one-way streets it’ll take me twice as long. Besides, I teach the class three times a week, who am I? Rockefeller?

"Friends", season 8, episode 12

Chandler: You got it. (Starts looking at the pad, while Ross got the turkey out of the fridge and starts to unwrap and it) You got Nevada twice.

"Friends", season 7, episode 8

PHOEBE: I, I don't, I don't understand, how can you be straight? I mean, you're, you're so smart and funny and you throw such great Academy Award parties.

"Friends", season 2, episode 4

(He starts the car and surprisingly in fires right up and comes to a nice idle. (Both can be rarities with British sports cars with their lovely Lucas ignition systems, which tend not to work especially in the rain.) Anyway, this being New York he is parallel parked on a street with the car in front of him only inches ahead of his bumper, likewise with the car behind him. He’s completely boxed in and can’t move more than two inches. He tries to get out several times by bumping the bumpers of both cars to no avail.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 14

[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there.]

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Joey: I know, and only one layer of jam?! What is up with that?

"Friends", season 6, episode 9

Monica: And they weren't looking at you before?!

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Ross: I just feel like someone reached down my throat, grabbed my small intestine, pulled it out of my mouth and tied it around my neck...

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: Then I look down, and I realize there's a phone... there.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1