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"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Monica: Oh, and the people are so nice. There's this one guy, Geoffrey, he's the Maitre D., Chandler, you will love him. He is without a doubt, the funniest guy I have ever met. (Chandler, who was almost asleep again, sits up straight in bed in an instant and can't believe what he just heard.)

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

[Scene: Central Perk. Phoebe and Mike are on the couch, holding hands, while Phoebe puts milk in her coffee.]

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Phoebe: I know! (Phoebe picks up a little packet of sugar, shakes it, and then realises she can't open it with one hand, but doesn't want to let go of Mike's hand. She tries to tear open the packet with one hand.)

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Phoebe: Yeah, I kinda do. (Mike lets go of her hand) Well, how's this? (she takes Mike's hand and puts it on her breast, she tears open the sugar and puts it in her coffee. Mike thinks it over and nods appreciative. After that, they hold hands again. Joey now enters, and sees the two sitting on the couch, holding hands.)

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Joey: (in a very aaaaahhhhh sweeeeeet voice) Aaahhh, look at you two... holding hands... huh is this getting serious? (Phoebe and Mike, embarrassed, start babbling and look away.) Have you not talked about it yet? (They say nothing now, but smile) Am I making you uncomfortable? (smiles are becoming forced now, and he speaks to Mike) If you were bigger you'd hit me, huh...? Aaaaaahhhhhh (he turns away to the bar)

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Mike: Okay, when I got divorced, I didn't think I'd feel this way about someone for a really long time... Then again, I didn't think I'd meet someone like you... and... this may be crazy soon, but... I want you to have this... (He tries to get something from his pocket, but it's not that easy... Phoebe looks in a "what's happening" face to him. He finally has found something) No, not... that's gum. (He digs in a little more.) Ooh, five bucks... I love it when that happens, you know... Think no note's there...

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Mike: Oh, sorry. (He digs in again and finally finds what he's been looking for. A key.)

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Phoebe: (really surprised) Oh wow, ooh! Ooh, big step for Phoebe and Mike.

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Mike: Yeah, look, and I don't want you to feel like you have to give me your key just because...

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Mike: Oh, thank God. (he laughs nervously, and Phoebe gets her keychain from her bag.)

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Phoebe: Yeah... ooh... wow... Even started to think I'd never meet someone that, you know, I wanted to... do this with. Here you go. (Both Phoebe and Mike look really proud.)

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

[Scene: Ross and Rachel's apartment. Both of them sitting on the couch, interviewing a nanny candidate.]

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Prospective nanny: (in a sweet, caring voice) I think that's really smart. The easier we can make the transition for her, the better. (Ross and Rachel seem pleased with the answer.)

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Rachel: Allright. Well thank you so much for coming... (they're standing up and make their way to the door)

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Rachel: Really nice to meet you... and we'll call you.

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Rachel: Okidoki! (and she slams the door in the nanny's face while Ross crumples up the application form) Wow! We're never gonna find a nanny.

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Ross: Oh, come on Rach, we will. I promise. We have more interviews (They sit down and Rachel sighs) And worse comes to worse, we can always reconsider the uhm... the first one we met with.

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Ross: And she's a little mannish...

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

[Scene: Phoebe's apartment. There's a knock on the door, and Phoebe opens it.]

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

David: Well, just for a couple of days, uhm... I'm here to explain to the people who gave us our grant, why it's a positive thing that we spent all their money and uhm... accomplished uhm... nothing.

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

David: Well, it got me to New York anyway, and then I got on a cab at the airport, and the guy said where to? and I just... gave him your address I... I... I didn't even think about it.

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

David: Are... are you kidding? You know, when you don't see someone for a long time, a-a-and you kind of build them up in your head and you start thinking about: Come on, don't be crazy. Nobody is that beautiful, but... well, you are. (Phoebe seems very charmed) Well, so, uhm... are you seeing... anyone? (Phoebe is still up on a cloud from what David just said)

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Monica sits on the couch and Phoebe is pacing up and down the room.]

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Phoebe: He said: Are you seeing someone? And I said no...

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Phoebe: Yeah! I mean, I don't know. I was just , I was looking, I was looking in his eyes and I was just thinking: Oh my God! It's David. David's here. He's just, he's so irresistible.

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Phoebe: I know! (points at herself) Evil! And... and... and... I like Mike so much, you know. It's just going really well. Oh my God!

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Monica: Wow, isn't it ironic that David would show up on the same day that you and Mike exchange keys?

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Phoebe: (sarcastically) Uhuh... Yeah...!, you know. And given my life long search for irony, you can imagine how happy I am.

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Chandler: So... Oklahoma is a crazy place. You know, they call it the Sooner state. Frankly I'd sooner be in any other state. (Monica looks at Phoebe, who also doesn't know what to say.) And what's with Oklahoma having a pan handle? Can all states have stuff like that? Hey yeah, I'm from the waistband, Wyoming. But when I was seven, we headed over to the crotch.

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Chandler: (laughs, but then moves to Phoebe) And don't get me started on the way that people from Tulsa talk.

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Phoebe: Okay. (and she walks away)

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Chandler: What's with the word y'all? You know, just... two words just... pushed together... Are we all allowed to do that, because if so, I say why stop there? You know, your new poodle could be your noodle. And fried chicken? Could be fricken.Waiter, waiter excuse me, I'll have the fricken? (Monica laughs) See, that's... that's funny with the fricken, right?

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

[Scene: Ross and Rachel's apartment. They're interviewing Sandy.]

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Sandy: I really do understand how hard it's gotta be to leave your child with another person. I mean, it's leaving behind a piece of your heart... (Ross has got that bored/angry/skeptic look and Rachel is very emotional)

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Sandy: Like in my last job, I met Daniel when he was three weeks old. And I got to watch him grow into this awesome person... When I left, I said: I'll see you soon... And he said to me: Skdandy... (Ross and Rachel look puzzled) That was his name for me... I'll see you every day... right in... (points at his heart, but starts to cry before he can finish his sentence. Rachel tries to comfort him, but Ross has this "you've got to be kidding me" look all over him)

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Sandy: I er... I hope you don't mind. I used some of my home-made lotion on Emma. It's a mixture of calendula and honey cream. It'll dry that rash right up. Plus... It keeps the hands young... (it makes Rachel smile)

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Rachel: (whispering and begging) Please? (Ross makes a "whatever" gesture) YES! Sandy you're hired.

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Sandy: That's great! (He gets emotional again and waves his hand in front of his face in a feminine way, like trying to dry his tears) I'm sorry. It's just... such an emotional thing when you're welcomed into a new family...

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Joey: I know, right? (Chandler has really big eyes, and nods) Wh... Wh... Why are we doing this?

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Chandler: Ye.... (stops because he realises what Joey just said, and stares at him. At this moment Monica enters)

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Joey: (sees Monica) Fire trucks! (Chandlers eyes double in size and he turns to Monica who doesn't understand what's happening. Then he turns back to Joey, who says "you're welcome" without a sound)

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

David: In fact, ehm... I going to kiss you now. (David holds Phoebe and wants to kiss her.)

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Phoebe: No, no, it's not that. (they go sit on the couch) Uhm... Remember when you asked me if I was seeing someone and I said no? Well, uhm... I am. His ... his name is Mike.

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Phoebe: Of course, yeah.(they hug and Phoebe sighs... a little after that also David sighs and makes his way to the door) You know, a kiss on the cheek wouldn't be totally inappropriate...

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Phoebe: I mean... (David kisses Phoebe on the cheek, makes his way to the door and turns around again)

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

David: ...it's uhm... i-it's two on each cheek and uhm... and one on the lips.

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Phoebe: Well, if that's what they do in Minsk... (They kiss 2 on each cheek... and then they pause... David turns to the door) In New York... it's... (and then David grabs her by her neck and kisses her full on the lips... They kiss passionately and cannot seem to stop.)

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

[Scene: Ross and Rachel's apartment. Rachel and Sandy sit on the couch. Sandy holds Emma. Ross enters the apartment. Sandy and Rachel wipe their tears away with handkerchiefs]

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Rachel: (in a tearful voice) Oh... Oh boy... (she turns around and sees Ross) Hi...

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Rachel: Oh yeah, it's fine, it's fine. Sandy was just... was just telling me about how he proposed to his fiancée and it was just sooo beautiful.

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Ross: And I'm fine never having heard it... (Rachel looks at Ross in a "why do you say that" manner) Rach, can I... can I see you for a sec?

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Rachel: Yeah! (to Sandy) Excuse me... (She walks to the kitchen with Ross and sighs)

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Ross: Hey... there's sensitive... and there is too sensitive.

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Rachel: Okay, what? What is too sensitive? (There's music coming from the living room. Ross opens the door to the living room and he and Rachel see Sandy play a song for Emma on his recorder. Rachel is moved by this, but Ross only sees his point proven again, and walks back into the kitchen, angrily. The door he was holding, swings back and hits Rachel.)

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

[Scene: Phoebe's apartment. She and David are still kissing each other in the living room.]

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Phoebe: Look David, if... if you had never left, then... yeah, we'd probably still be together right now, but... you did leave, and I-I'm with Mike and I really care about him...

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

David: Uhm... uhm... Goodbye... Uh... Schto ya ztez vigul... ui... (David holds his hands gently on the back of Phoebe's neck. There's a sound of a a bunch of keys rattling, and the door opens... It's Mike)

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Phoebe: (points to David) And you thanks for the face massage. Thank you.

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Monica is in the kitchen and Ross enters.]

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Ross: Oh really? Did she tell you he plays the recorder, recites poetry and bakes Madeleines?

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Ross: Hey...! Rachel and I hired a male nanny.

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Joey: Uhm... A penis model. (Monica can't believe what's she's hearing and Ross pats Joey on the back.) Anyway, hey... Did you tell Chandler that some guy from work is the funniest guy you've ever met?

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Joey: Monica, you have to do some damage control here, okay. 'Cause he's feeling like... (the door opens and Chandler walks in with a pizza)

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Ross: Uhm... Rachel and I hired a male nanny. (Joey makes a gesture and sound like "Can you believe that?")

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Chandler: You got a man who's a nanny...? You got a manny...? (Monica starts laughing, but very exaggerated. Joey realises they also should laugh and punches Ross. Now all three of them laugh, but very fake. Chandler seems happy again.)

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Chandler: So those were pity laughs? PITY LAUGHS? (Joey and Ross walk away from the kitchen)

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Monica: Well, you're... you're different funny... I mean, you're... you're more sarcastic a-a-and... well, he does... bits... and impressions... and... and limericks...

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Monica: Honey, you know I think you're hilarious! Come on, you know that joke you told me last week? The one about Jerry Lewis and the girl with the lazy eye...? (he laughs) That slayed me.

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Ross: Hey... I made up that joke and told it to you! (He points at Chandler. Joey gestures to Ross "What are you doing?)

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Phoebe: No, uhm... David and I did use to go out... but years ago, and he lives in Minsk. He's only... he's only in town for a couple of days.

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Mike: Well... I'll... just show you what I'm gonna do about it... (he hits David's finger with his finger and they start to finger-fight using their fingers as swords saying all kinds of macho crap)

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Phoebe: Stop it! Stop it, before someone gets really hurt! (they stop and Phoebe gets David's jacket and gives it to him) Here David, you should just go.

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

David: Right-o, right-o... (to Mike) Take good care of her. (and he leaves)

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Phoebe: Right! Never! Never! I swear! (They kiss... The door opens and David comes in again.)

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

[Scene: Ross walks in the hallway to his apartment and stops in front of his own door. Now he hears two recorders playing a song. When he enters, Sandy and Joey are playing the recorder and Rachel listens.]

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Ross: (looks angrily at Joey and points at him) I swear to God...! (Joey is in shock)

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Sandy: Well, please welcome... The Snufflebumps... Who wants to be mr. Wigglemunch and who's gonna be the Grumpus?

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Sandy: Actually studies have shown that the movement and colours help their cerebral development... The whimsical characters are just for us. (He winks to Joey and Rachel. Ross's face says he disapproves. Joey sees that and kind of angrily says...)

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Joey: I wanna be mr. Wigglemunch. (and makes a "there" nod to Ross)

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

[Scene: Ross and Rachel's kitchen. Ross got a beer from the refrigerator and opens the bottle. Rachel now also enters the kitchen.]

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Ross: Oh, I'm sorry. Please apologise to Sandy and the Snufflebumps for me.

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

[Scene: Living room. Joey and Sandy are talking with the Snufflebumps.]

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Monica and Joey are sitting at the dinner table. Chandler comes from the bedroom with his suitcase.]

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Chandler: I love you too. (Monica and Chandler kiss. He turns to Joey.) And... I like you as a friend. (They hug and pat each other on the back.)

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

[Scene: Ross and Rachel's apartment. Sandy is knitting baby clothes. Ross and Rachel walk into the living room.]

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Ross: Yeah, uhm... I mean, Rachel and I, think you are great... with Emma... uhm... We just feel...

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Sandy: hmmm... (and shakes his head)

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Ross: It was hard... I remember... I was in my bedroom... playing with my dinosaurs... playing and learning... and my father walks in and says... he says... "What are you doing with those things? What's wrong with you, why aren't you... why aren't you outside playing like a... like a real boy?

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Ross: I know I am! (Ross now starts to cry) ...And when it's summer, and it's hot, why can't you wear a tank top?

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

[Scene: Joey's apartment. Joey and Sandy are sitting at the kitchen counter. Joey is holding mr. Wigglemunch, and Sandy holds the Grumpus.]

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Sandy/Grumpus: And what's the one kind of boat that can never, ever sink?

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Rachel: Sure Pheebs, you know, that's what it's there for, emergencies and pretend agents.

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Doug: Come on honey, let's go drink our body weight. (They walk off leaving Chandler and Monica alone.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 12

Joey: You were amazing, could you just do me this huge favor, you see there's this one other audition that I really, really want, and Estelle couldn't get me in.

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Joey: Oh yeah, Smokey Joe here got half way to the highway and collapsed.

"Friends", season 3, episode 17

[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Janice are having dinner]

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Chandler: Okay, last night at dinner, when the meals came, she put half her chicken piccata on my plate and took my tomatoes.

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Chandler: Yes, I did. Yes, I did. Because, you're my girlfriend, and that's what girlfriends should, should get.

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

[Eddie tries his key and it won't work. He knocks and Chandler answers the door. He's got the door chained.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 19

Chandler: Yep, we're a couple and that's what couples do. And, I wanna meet your parents. We should take a trip with your parents!

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Chandler: Well, not me. But that's what's happened, and, ah, and, and there's more. We should take a trip.

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are comforting Chandler]

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Chandler: So, I finally catch up to her and she says this relationship is going to fast and we have to slow down.

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Rachel and Monica: Nooo!

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Chandler: You know what's not funny? Male Pattern Baldness (Monica stretches her neck to look behind Zack's head and then gives Chandler an "ok" sign)

"Friends", season 9, episode 22

Chandler: I know, that, (looks at her fake chest, and loses his train of thought, temporarily) that's why I don't want to go tonight, I'm afraid I'm going to say something stupid.

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Rachel and Monica: Uff.

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Ross: Okay, for instance. Let's say, Janice is coming back from a trip and she gives you two options. Option number 1 she'll take a cab home from the airport. Option 2 is you can meet her at baggage claim. Which do you do?

"Friends", season 3, episode 3

Joey and Ross: Go Joe!!!

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is still trying to get Ben to play with something other than the Barbi doll.]

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Phoebe: (entering) Helloo! Oh! (sees Joey and starts to leave)

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Phoebe: Yes! They called and you didn't get it! Okay, I mean you didn't get it, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Phoebe: Oh, now you're sad and creepy, oh. You know what, I, I'm sorry I quit, okay, I just quit.

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

[Scene: Central Perk, Joey and Phoebe are there]

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Phoebe: Ooh! No, no, no, no, he's not like a kook, no. He's just like this, this very passionate, incredibly romantic guy, that got like a tinsy bit carried away, you know. And we just get along really well, and he's so cute.

"Friends", season 3, episode 3

Joey: All right they got water, orange juice, and what looks like cider. (takes a glass from the fridge.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 2

Chandler: And, ah, you know, your fooling around with her. And you get all these like, mental images in your brain, you know, like Elle MacPherson, or that girl at the Xerox place....

"Friends", season 3, episode 1

PHOEBE: [singing] Sometimes men love women, sometimes men love men, and then there are bisexuals, though some just say they're kidding themselves. la la-la-la la-la-la-la-la-la-la...

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

Chandler: ....And then I just, you know, threw the bag of barley at her, and ran out of the store.

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Young Ethan: Well, think about it. It's always on the news. 'A man is being held up, at gunpoint.' 'Tourists are being terrorised, at gunpoint.' And I just kept thinking: why does people continue to go there? (He checks his watch.) Oh, ah. I should go.

"Friends", season 1, episode 22

[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is laying on the counter and Rachel and Monica are comforting him again.]

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Chandler: Well, I don't know what mad him so mad, y'know? All I said was that uh, I didn't think this wasn't gonna be his big break, that this movie wasn't going to do anything for him, and that uh, y'know it didn't sound like a real movie--Okay, he should've pushed me off of the bridge.

"Friends", season 5, episode 22

Chandler: (answering phone) Hello. Hi, Janice! Can you hold on for a second? Okay. (to Monica and Rachel) Okay, what do I do?

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Rachel: No Ross!! (stands up and moves away from him) Don’t! You can’t just kiss me and think you’re gonna make it all go away, okay? It doesn’t work that way. It doesn’t just make it better. Okay?

"Friends", season 3, episode 16

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Carol and Susan are picking up Ben, while Monica is pouring chocolate syrup, lots of it, into her ice cream.]

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Rachel: Yes, and grumpy.

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Phoebe: Oh God, this is turning into the worst wedding day ever! The bride is pregnant. The groom is missing. And I’m still holding this. (She throws the test back into the trash.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Ross: Oh my God! Thank you! Thank you so much! (He grabs the ring, kisses it, and then does a double-take realising where it’s been.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 22

[Scene: It's an old home movie of the Geller's backyard, young Ross is dressed up as Bea, and pouring himself/herself some tea.]

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

[Scene: Outside Central Perk, Phoebe is pacing back and forth waiting for someone.]

"Friends", season 3, episode 5

[Scene: The Emergency Room. The officious admissions nurse is again on duty. Rachel and Monica enter, looking worried. As they approach the desk, Rachel adopts a winning smile, while Monica struggles to smile at all.]

"Friends", season 1, episode 17

Chandler: Well, we have a deal, where we each get to pick five celebrities that we can sleep with, and the other one can’t get mad.

"Friends", season 3, episode 5

Rachel: Now, you do realize that she’s a cartoon, and way out of your league?

"Friends", season 3, episode 5

Phoebe: And this is Rachel.

"Friends", season 3, episode 5

Phoebe: Oh yeah! Yeah, no, we’re gonna connect, y'know bond, and everything.

"Friends", season 3, episode 5

[Scene: Chandler and Joey’s, Joey is drilling a hole in the wall and the drill comes out the other side really close to Chandler’s head. Chandler then rushes out to talk to Joey.]

"Friends", season 3, episode 5

Chandler: Fine! (goes into his room and slams the door, then he slams the bottom half of the door.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 5

[Scene: Monica and Rachel’s, Joey is entering]

"Friends", season 3, episode 5

Phoebe: Pretty big? It’s huge! God, this guy doesn’t have a clue! He’s just walking down the street thinking, ‘I had sex with Rachel Green. I rock!’ then bam! He’s a father and everything’s different.

"Friends", season 8, episode 2

Phoebe: Yeah I know what I wanted to ask you. Um, can you roll your tongue? Because I can, and my Mom couldn’t, and I thought y'know, I figured that was something I got from our Dad.

"Friends", season 3, episode 5

RACHEL: Well, well um, you know, these movies are offensive and uh, degrading to women and females. And uh, and the lighting's always unflattering. And, Monica help me out here.

"Friends", season 2, episode 4

Phoebe: Oh right, yeah okay, my Mom could, and I can’t. We don’t have that....

"Friends", season 3, episode 5

Ross: And!! Isabella Rosselini.

"Friends", season 3, episode 5

[Scene: Monica and Rachel’s, Phoebe is eating breakfast with Monica while Frank is playing with num-chucks on the balcony]

"Friends", season 3, episode 5

Joey: Nothing. It’s just old and dingy, that’s all.

"Friends", season 3, episode 5

Phoebe: So far, it kinda blows. I don’t know, I just thought y'know that he’d feel more like a brother y'know, like you and Ross, just like close and connected and....

"Friends", season 3, episode 5

[Scene: Phoebe’s, Phoebe and Frank are watching TV.]

"Friends", season 3, episode 5

Chandler: Oh, just this! (turns around and has a paint lid stuck to the back of his pants.) Y’know what it’s my fault really, because the couch is usually where we keep the varnish.

"Friends", season 3, episode 5

Rachel: Okay, well then how about puberty! Come on, that’s always a painful time! Y’know your friends invite you to a slumber party and then they stick your hand in warm water while you’re sleeping so that you pee in your sleeping bag.

"Friends", season 6, episode 23

Phoebe: Oh! I’m a masseuse. I give people massages and stuff.

"Friends", season 3, episode 5

Frank: Yeah! Hey, do Monica and Rachel work there?

"Friends", season 3, episode 5

[Scene: Monica and Rachel’s bathroom, Joey and Monica are admiring the new floor.]

"Friends", season 3, episode 5

Monica: And who laminated it?

"Friends", season 3, episode 5

Frank: Oh, wait, no your right, no it was perfect and I can’t believe that I screwed it up so bad.

"Friends", season 3, episode 5

Jasmine: Fine. (starts to leave, and points at Frank) I don’t like you!! (leaves)

"Friends", season 3, episode 5

Phoebe and Girl: Ewww!!!

"Friends", season 3, episode 5

Frank: How-how I like to melt stuff, and how I dislike stuff that doesn’t melt.

"Friends", season 3, episode 5

Phoebe: (turns around and hits Frank) So that’s what you thought I did!! God! That’s not what I do!

"Friends", season 3, episode 5

[Scene: Chandler and Joey’s, everyone is there, helping to lift the entertainment center into place]

"Friends", season 3, episode 5

Frank: Then I go feel your friend up and make you mad at me.

"Friends", season 3, episode 5

Receptionist: We already got the results back on that on, and they’re not good. (Joey beats a hasty retreat.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 17

Chandler: Hey, look, this name has been holding me back my entire life. Okay, it’s probably why kids picked on me in school, and why I never do well with women… So, as of 4 o’clock tomorrow, I’m either gonna be Mark Johnson or John Markson.

"Friends", season 4, episode 18

[Scene: Monica and Chandler's Apartment, everyone's there; Phoebe recites the last verse of a poem to Joey. This poem is known as "The Night Before Christmas" by Clement Clarke Moore, but it seems that it's rather "Account of a visit from St. Nicholas" by Henry Livingston.]

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

[Scene: Chandler and Joey’s, they are admiring the entertainment center]

"Friends", season 3, episode 5

(Joey successfully enters the entertainment center, and Chandler closes the door on Joey.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 5

ROSS: No, um, see 'cause that, that is, that is the staging area. If you go in there, it'll ruin the whole illusion of the party. Yeah, I think you take your scotch back in there and I will get your cigarettes for you sir.

"Friends", season 2, episode 22

Joey: Thank you. Cha-ching! (Chandler starts to leave) Oh, well hello Mr. Lincoln. Better luck next time buddy. (Chandler leaves and closes the door) And the drinks are on me!

"Friends", season 3, episode 5

PHOEBE: I didn't watch the ending, I was too depressed. It just kept getting worse and worse, it should have been called, "It's a sucky life and just when you think it can't suck any more it does."

"Friends", season 2, episode 20

Janice: Come on over the years none of you ever y'know, got drunk and stupid.

"Friends", season 3, episode 6

Monica and Rachel: What?!!

"Friends", season 3, episode 6

Joey: Well, there was that one time that Monica and Rachel got together.

"Friends", season 3, episode 6

Rachel (on the phone): No, no, this is not what I ordered. Ok? I went all the way to New Jersey so that I could have the perfect cake for my daughter’s birthday and I need a bunny cake, right now!

"Friends", season 10, episode 4

[Scene: Monica and Phoebe’s, three years earlier, Phoebe, Monica, and Ross are there]

"Friends", season 3, episode 6

[Cut to Living Room, Rachel is sleeping on the couch, Ross is gone, the rest of them can finally emerge from their cell. They all wave good bye, and start to walk quietly out, as Monica goes and puts a blanket on Rachel. Joey starts walking all hunched over and bobbing his shoulders as he goes.]

"Friends", season 3, episode 16

{Transcriber's Note: Rachel has two friends that are not named, so I referred to them as Friend No. 1 and Friend No. 2.}

"Friends", season 3, episode 6

Ross: Phoebe, she doesn’t know that you sneak out every night, she doesn’t know that you sneak back every morning, and she doesn’t know that you’ve been living with your Grandmother’s for a week now.

"Friends", season 3, episode 6

(Chandler smiles and nods then realizes what he’s agreed to.)

"Friends", season 9, episode 2

Chandler: Yeah, you got me. (picks up a 2x4 and puts it through the handles so that the doors won’t open) I’m out five big ones! (puts the money in the crack between the door and frame) Here you go.

"Friends", season 3, episode 5

Mr. Zelner: Yeah, it’s not like I don’t have a sense of humor, huh? Hell, I even enjoy a naughty limerick now and then. But there’s a time and a place, huh?! Unless you uh, have a limerick right now? (They both nod no.) No? Okay, well uh, you’ve (Grabs the chocolates.) got my fax number. (Exits.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 9

Chandler: (running around the apartment pointing out things) Bedroom. Bathroom. Living room. This right here is the kitchen, and thanks for coming by, (opens door) Bye-bye.

"Friends", season 3, episode 6

(Joey leaves and Monica mouths to Chandler ‘Oh my God!’)

"Friends", season 3, episode 6

(Joey is leaving and notices Monica, as Monica notices him)

"Friends", season 3, episode 6

Chandler: Oh yes, and that’s what I want a roommate that I can walk around with and be referred to as the funny one.

"Friends", season 3, episode 6

Chandler: (enters the room wearing an "I love New York" t-shirt, a "Statue of Liberty" hat and carrying bags) New York is awesome!

"Friends", season 10, episode 13

Chandler: (picks it up) And now I’ve picked it up again. (walks over to Monica.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 6

[Scene: Monica and Phoebe’s, Ross is on the phone, as Phoebe is walking by carrying a lamp.]

"Friends", season 3, episode 6

Joey: I know, but I’m a neurologist. And just to be on the safe side, Dr. Wells wanted a more comprehensive overview of you status so he sent me.

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

The Dry Cleaner: Russians! It showed them as terrorists and villains!

"Friends", season 6, episode 22

(inside Chandler’s apartment, Chandler is coming in from his bedroom, sees Mr. Heckles, and screams.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 6

(Joey comes back into the hallway and starts to pick up a heavy box)

"Friends", season 3, episode 6

Mr. Heckles: Well, I’m going to go into my new apartment now. (goes over to the door and opens it) Ehh! (Eric leaves)

"Friends", season 3, episode 6