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'AND' in a movie sentence | examples for 'AND' from movies

Originally written by Michael Borkow, Mike Sikowitz & Jeffrey Astrof Transcribed by Joshua Hodge. Minor additions and adjustments by Dan Silverstein.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[Scene: In a TV commercial that the gang is watching at Monica and Rachel's.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[A guy is sitting at his desk and his boss comes in and drops a huge pile of papers on his desk. The guy looks dejected.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[A monkey jumps on the desk and hands the guy a beer. He opens the beer and is suddenly on the beach, in a hammock, with beautiful women all around.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

JOEY: Yeah, but then the guy opens his beer and those girls run at him, so, everything seems to work out OK.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

PHOEBE: I can see that, 'cause they both have those big brown eyes and, ya know, the little pouty chin. MONICA: And the fact that they're both monkeys.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ROSS: Remember when sometimes he'd borrow your hat, and, and when you got it back there'd be little monkey raisins in it.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[Scene: Central Perk. Chandler, Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe are at the couch.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

MONICA: [reading] 'Dear Dr. Remore, know that I love you and would do anything to have you.' Gosh. 'Your not-so-secretive admirer, Erica Ford.' Ooh wait, 'PS enclosed please find 14 of my eyelashes.'

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ROSS: Well, there's this, uh, paleontology conference in L.A. so I figured I'd go and then drive down to the zoo and surprise Marcel.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

CHANDLER: You know I think he will be surprised, 'till he realizes he's a monkey, and uh, you know, isn't capable of that emotion.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

PHOEBE: Oh, oh, OK, so everyone, pretend like I'm telling you a story, OK. And, and it's really funny. So everyone just laugh, now.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ROB: Anyway, I schedule performers for the childrens libraries around the city and I was just thinking, have you ever thought about playing your songs for kids?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler and Joey are standing around in the kitchen.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

CHANDLER: Well we could just stay in and cook for ourselves. [both laugh hysterically]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[They run out and knock on Monica and Rachel's door]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

JOEY: OK, we'll just leave, and when we pass her on the stairs, she won't know it's me 'cause we've never met. CHANDLER: That's how radio stars escape stalkers.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[Joey opens the door and sees Erica (Brooke Shields). Joey gets a huge smile and Chandler squeezed the dish soap in the air.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

LIPSON: Well he got sick, and then he got sicker, and then he got a little better but then he died.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

LIPSON: Yes, and come see the bird show at 4. The macaws wear hats. Well it's a lot cuter if your monkey hasn't just died.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[Scene: Library. Phoebe is getting ready to sing for the kids. Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

RACHEL AND MONICA: Yeah.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

RACHEL: And she's not crazy?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

MONICA: Ah, and I mean, he's going out with her? He can not persue this.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

PHOEBE: I'm just, I'm, I'm, I'm used to playing for grown-ups. Ya know, they just, grown-ups drink their coffee and do their grown-up thing, ya know, and kids listen. This is a huge responsibility. What? Are you gonna kiss me?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

PHOEBE: OK, um, I'm gonna play, um, some songs about grandparents, OK. [singing] Now, grandma's a person who everyone likes, she bought you a train and a bright, shiny bike. But lately she hasn't been coming to dinner, And last time you saw her she looked so much thinner. Now, your mom and your dad said she moved to Peru, but the truth is she died and some day you will too. La-la-la la la-la-la la la-la-la la...

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[Scene: A nice restraunt. Joey and Erica are dining.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[Scene: Restraunt. Joey and Erica are still there.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

JOEY: Uhh, cause, uhh, I'm a neurosurgeon and that was clearly a case of, uh, uh, foodal chokage. Alright, look, I got to tell you something.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ROB: And you know why? Because you told the truth, and nobody ever tells kids the truth.You were incredible.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[Scene: San Diego Zoo. Ross and the janitor are in the nocturnal house.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ROSS: Well, I guess I'm gonna call the beer company and try to find out where he is.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

PHOEBE: Today we're gonna start with some songs about barnyard animals. [singing] Oh, the cow in the meadow goes moo, Oh, the cow in the meadow goes moo. Then the farmer hits him on the head and grinds him up, And that's how we get hamburgers. Nooowww, chickens!

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Monica, Rachel, and the guys are watching Days of Our Lives.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

JOEY: Uh, I get Leslie out of the coma and then we make out.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ERICA: Ohh, and I see you're having a little party too. Is she here, huh, huh?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ERICA: How, how can you be here and there.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

RACHEL: Yes, yes it is true. And I know this because, because he pretended to be Drake to, to sleep with me. [throws water in his face]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

MONICA: And then he told me he would run away with me, and he didn't. [throws water in his face]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

CHANDLER: And you left the toilet seat up, you bastard. [throws water in his face]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[Scene: Central Perk. Phoebe and Rob are sitting on the couch.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ROSS: Well, I tracked down Marcel and get this, he's healthy, he's happy, and he's right here in New York filming Outbreak II - The Virus Takes Manhattan.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

JOEY: I finally get a part on TV and the monkey's makin' movies.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

PHOEBE: [singing] Sometimes men love women, sometimes men love men, and then there are bisexuals, though some just say they're kidding themselves. la la-la-la la-la-la-la-la-la-la...

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

SECURITY GUARD: Yeah, and I have a time share in the Pocanos with Flipper.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ROSS: Hey, hey buddy, Marcel. Marcel. [Marcel doesn't react so Ross starts singing] In the jungle, the mighty jungle the lion sleeps tonight. [no reaction from Marcel, Monica and Joey urge him on] In the jungle, the mighty jungle the lion sleeps tonight. [Marcel looks over and everyone joins in] a-weema-way, a-weema-way..... [Marcel runs over and hops up on Ross's shoulder]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ROSS: Good morning. Hey pal, look who I brought. It's your old friend Harry Elefante. [Marcel grabs the elephant doll and throws it to the ground]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

TRAINER: Hey don't take it personal, he's under a lot of pressure, ya know, starring in a movie and all.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

CHANDLER: Oh, right, well yeah, I graduated fourth grade and realized I wasn't a pimp.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

SUSIE: Remember the class play? You, you pulled up my skirt and the entire auditorium saw my underpants.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[cut to Monica and Rachel walking through the set]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

RACHEL: I, I don't know, um, do you think you're cute? OK, we're kinda gettin' off the track here. Um, I was supposed to come here and tell you my friend thinks you're cute. So what should I tell her?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[back to Chandler and Susie]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

SUSIE: I'll be there, and who knows, if things go well, maybe this time I'll get to see your underwear.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[back to Rachel and Monica]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

RACHEL: Agh, what a jerk. I kept talking about you and he kept asking me out. I mean, naturally, you know, I said no.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

RACHEL: He just kept asking, and asking, and asking, and asking, and asking, and asking.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[Scene: Central Perk. Joey and the girls are sitting at the couches.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

RACHEL: And then Jean-Claude took me to that place Crossroads and that's where we hung out with Drew Barrymore.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

PHOEBE: Well you know, you juist, you eat them and you can tell.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

CHANDLER: I've met the perfect woman. OK, we're sitting on her couch, we're fooling around, and then suddenly she turns to me and says, 'Do you ever want to do it in an elevator?'

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler and Susie are making out on the couch.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

CHANDLER: Well, ye, yes, actually, but, uh, they were my Aunt Edna's, and there were three of us in there.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ROSS: OK, got the music, got the dinner. Oh and check it out, I made Marcel's favorite dish, banannacake.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica and Rachel are upset with each other. Phoebe is mediating.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

RACHEL: OK, well, you wouldn't let me finish and I was jus- [Monica flicks her back] Ow. That hurt [flicks Monica]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

MONICA AND RACHEL: Ow. Ow. Ow.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

RACHEL: You want me to just call him up and tell him that you're seeing him instead? That's what you want?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[Scene: A fancy restraunt (Marcel's). Joey, Ross, Chandler, Susie, and the Director's Assistant are there.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

CHANDLER: I'm hangin in. . . and a little out.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

SUSIE: How come all I can think about is putting that ice in my mouth and licking you all over?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

CHANDLER: Because I went to an all boys high school and God is making up for it.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[In the bathroom Susie and Chandler are kissing. She backs into a stall.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[She turns him facing the toilet and sneaks out of the stall and gathers up his clothes.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

SUSIE: Well um, why don't you call me in 20 years and tell me if you're still upset about this. [she leaves with his clothes]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[Scene: Monica and Van Damme are walking down the street.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

VAN DAMME: 'Cause Rachel told me uh, you were dying to have a threesome with me and uh, Drew Barrymore. By the way, Drew has some groundrules and...

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[Scene: Back at Monica and Rachel's apartment. They are now fighting about what Rachel told Van Damme.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

RACHEL: OK, you wanna play? OK, let's play, let's play. [She grabs a jar of tomato sauce and Monica's purse]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[Monica pulls a thread on Rachel's sweater and Rachel dumps the tomato sauce in Monica's purse]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[Monica and Rachel start yelling at the same time]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

JOEY: Wow, talk about your bad luck, I mean, the first time you try panties and someone walks off with your clothes.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

JOEY: Alright, alright. [climbs up in the next stall and looks over at Chandler] Woah, someone's flossing.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[Back at the table. Joey and Ross return. Shortly, Chandler comes out, holding the stall door in front of him, and leaves.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[Scene: Central Perk. Ross, Phoebe, and Chandler are sitting.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

JOEY: Hey, hey, and I'm in the movie.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

JOEY: One of the virus victims called in sick, so Cathy recommended me and boom, I'm dying on the gurney. Oh Ross, Marcel just finished his last scene if you want to go down there and say goodbye.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ROSS: Ahh, oh that's OK, I mean, he's probably got, you know, parties to go to and stuff. But, ya know, he's moved on. Hey, that, that's the way it goes right.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

["Looks Like We Made It" starts playing and we enter a whole sequence of Marcel and Ross having fun in the city.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[Scene: The movie set. Monica and Rachel are saying goodbye to Jean-Claude]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

VAN DAMME: [to Rachel] I'm sorry it didn't work out between you and me, [to Monica] or you and me. Drew was very disappointed.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

MONICA AND RACHEL: Oh, no no no no no.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

MONICA AND RACHEL: No no no no.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

MONICA AND RACHEL: Bye-bye.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

<Monica and Amy turn away and walk into the living room towards the secret closet>

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Rachel: No, not really. You’re pressing the baby into my bladder and now I have to pee. Sorry. (She gets up and starts for the bathroom.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 21

(They both laugh. Ross sits down, but Rachel doesn’t move and is lost in thought.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 21

[Scene: The New School, Joey and Monica are walking down a hallway.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 21

The Acting Teacher: All right, let’s start with some basics. Can anybody tell me what the difference between upstage and downstage is?

"Friends", season 8, episode 21

Joey: I thought I did! Oh hey guess what? The premiere is next week and you’re all invited! (They all gasp.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 22

Rachel: That’s right, still no baby! (To Monica, Joey, and Chandler on the couch) Come on people! Please make some room!

"Friends", season 8, episode 22

[Scene: Central Perk, time lapse, and Rachel is entering still pregnant.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 22

Ross: Of course! Uh yeah, she and I would talk all the time in-in (Rachel pokes her head in and starts to look around) the laundry room. (Pushes Rachel out of the way.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 7

Chandler: Let’s. (Everyone gets up and leaves Rachel.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 22

[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Phoebe, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are there as Rachel enters.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 22

Rachel: Well that’s gross, why don’t you just take it outside and throw it in a dumpster?

"Friends", season 8, episode 20

Rachel: (interrupting her) Oh Phoebe, that’s a great story. Can you tell it to me when you’re getting me some iced tea? (Phoebe gets up and Rachel groans.) (To the baby) Oh God, get out! Get out!! Get out!! Get out!!

"Friends", season 8, episode 22

(Joey’s cell phone rings and he answers it.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 22

Estelle: Joey! It’s Estelle! Great news, I was able to get you and one guest tickets to your premiere.

"Friends", season 8, episode 22

Rachel: Do you want me to come over there and sit on you? ‘Cause I’ll do it.

"Friends", season 8, episode 22

Joey: (to Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe) Did you hear that? I only get one extra ticket to my premiere. So some how I have to pick between you three and Ross.

"Friends", season 8, episode 22

Chandler: No-no-no! I am the king of bad Thanksgivings. You can't just swoop in here with your bad marriage and take that away from me.

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Phoebe: Joey, you pick who ever you want. Okay? You just listen to your heart. What does it tell you? (Mimicking a heartbeat and tapping her chest.) Phoebe, Phoebe.

"Friends", season 8, episode 22

MONICA: Alright, I've got a leg, three breasts and a wing.

"Friends", season 2, episode 20

(They look at each other and smile for a while.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 22

Phoebe: Fine! I’ll call Zurich and move some money around.

"Friends", season 8, episode 22

Phoebe: When she comes out, you hold her nose, I’ll blow in her mouth, and the kid will just (makes a popping sound) right out of her.

"Friends", season 8, episode 22

Joey: Do you mind crouching down a little bit, so that I look taller? (Chandler does so) There you go. (And they walk down the red carpet.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 22

[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Rachel is entering, still pregnant.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 22

Emily: I left a bra drying on the shower rod, you don’t think your son will think it’s yours and be horribly traumatised?

"Friends", season 4, episode 18

[Scene: Dr. Long’s Office, Ross and Rachel are waiting for the doctor. Ross is drumming his fingers on the bed.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 22

Ross: Well uh, y’know what? Even if she doesn’t know anything, I do! I have a son. And his mother and I didn’t live together, and whenever he was with me I took care of him all the time, by myself.

"Friends", season 8, episode 20

Rachel: What?! You mean they’re not coming to a social event where there’s no men and there’s no booze?! That’s shocking! I don’t care, as long as my mom’s here.

"Friends", season 8, episode 20

Joey: (To Chandler) Okay, this is it. It’s my big fight scene coming up. (He looks over and Chandler and notices that he’s asleep.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 22

Chandler: Not to shabby, I got this all off myself…using my wife’s tools. (He takes the door off the frame and we finally get to see what’s behind the green door! It is stacked, floor to ceiling, with junk.) Oh my God!

"Friends", season 8, episode 14

Dr. Long: …taking a long walk, and then there’s the one that’s proved most effective: sex.

"Friends", season 8, episode 22

(Rachel turns and looks at Ross.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 22

[Scene: Joey’s Premiere, the movie is ending and it takes the applause to wake up Chandler.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 22

Rachel: Thank you. (He leaves and she proceeds to plant the folder in his bottom drawer. She then picks up the phone and holds it to her breasts.) Hello? (Hangs up the phone.) I still don’t get it.

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

[Scene: Central Perk, Ross and Rachel are there as Phoebe and Monica enter.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 22

[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler is there as Joey enters.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 22

(Rachel turns her head to Ross and Phoebe and mouths, "No way.")

"Friends", season 8, episode 22

Monica: Okay fine! I keep betting Phoebe that you’re gonna have the baby and I don’t want to lose again!

"Friends", season 8, episode 22

Joey: Okay, so that’s another five hundred. Five hundred and five hundred, that’s… (Pauses to figure it out.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 22

Phoebe: Yeah, right! See, he gave up something, but then he got those magic beans. And then he woke up, and there was this, this big plant outside his window, full of possibilities and stuff.. And he lived in a village, and you live in the Village..

"Friends", season 1, episode 4

Bitter lady: (now yelling) Well, you're not gonna get one! Because in life there are no intermissions, people. Chapter 7: Divorce is a 4 letter word. (Now standing right in front of Chandler and bending down almost to his level as if speaking to him, yelling even louder) How could he leave me?!?!

"Friends", season 9, episode 20

The A.D: Yeah, we loves ‘em. I’ve never seen him with—(He gets a whiff of Joey and starts smelling around.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 14

Ross: Okay here, have one of these peppers. Oh ha… Oh God! So…so hot! (Rubs his eyes.) Oh my—(Laughs.) By the way, you don’t want to touch the pepper and then touch your eye.

"Friends", season 8, episode 22

Rachel: Oh, I know it. You’re right. That’s not sexy. Oh…Oh! (Drops a fork on the floor.) Whoops! Oh, I seem to have dropped my fork. Let me just bed over and get it. (Tries too, but can’t quite seem to make it.) Oh God!

"Friends", season 8, episode 22

(They hug and then kiss one more time.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 22

(The phone rings and Monica answers it.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 22

[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Courtney is dancing in the fat suit and after shaking her groove thing sits down in exhaustion.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 24

(Phoebe and Monica walk in from getting some coffee.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Rachel: Ross, you stay here and talk, I’m gonna go have a baby.

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Chandler: Man, if only you’d gotten here sooner. (Ross turns and glares at him.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Rachel: Because (laughs), because, I just heard it. I heard it, and it's ridiculous! I mean, you're married. You're-you're married and it's just ridiculous, and it's like, it's like when said it, I sort of like, I floated up out of my body, y'know? And, and-and then I heard myself say it and then the floating Rachel (laughs) was like, "You are such an idiot!"

"Friends", season 5, episode 2

Nurse: Yes, I see that here. Unfortunately we can’t guarantee a private room and currently they’re all unavailable.

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, Rachel is in bed, Ross is fooling around, and Dr. Long is checking on Rachel.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Dr. Long: Well you’re only two centimeters dilated and we need to get to ten. It’ll be a while.

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Rachel: We can’t find Chandler…(Phoebe sticks her head and motions that they found Chandler)—‘s vest. We can’t find Chandler’s vest.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Ross: Yeah, guess so. Whew! Check these out! (He’s looking at the stirrups on the other bed in the room and Rachel groans. Ross then hops into the bed and puts his legs into the stirrups.) Never done this before.

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Phoebe: All right, all right, so up until ‘92-93 he was very trusting, then ’94 hit, Carol left him and bamn! Paranoid city!

"Friends", season 4, episode 18

Monica and Phoebe: No-wait-no-no!!!!!!!

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

Marc: Hey! Smile! (Points his camera at Ross and Rachel.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Julie: Yeah, we are going to share every moment of this with you. And I think we’re gonna have some fun.

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Chandler: Okay. I’ve been thinking about it too, and I, I think we’re ready.

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Joey: (voice all high and weird) What?! Are you crazy?!

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

(Joey says nothing, but enters the room and kisses her. They are kissing passionately only to stop for a brief "oh" from Rachel. They continue their passionate kiss and Joey closes the door with his foot and it shuts in the camera's "face". And that's the end of the ninth season.)

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

[Scene: The Hallway, Ross comes out and hugs Mrs. Geller.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Phoebe: Ooh. Oh. It looks like, like a tiny little person drowning in your cereal. (Ross gives her this look, like 'Yeah, doesn't it', and gets up to dump it down the drain.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 1

Ross: Gimmie! (Takes the ring and puts it in his coat pocket as Rachel enters the hallway.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Colleen: Everything is broken down into categories, and then cross-referenced, and then colour-coded to correspond with the forms in the back.

"Friends", season 10, episode 2

ROSS: I, I don't know, it's got all this stuff about wind and trees and there's some kind of sacred pool in it. I mean, I don't really get it but she's, she's pretty upset about it.

"Friends", season 2, episode 19

Ross: …she came and dragged me out of the labor room to ask me why I’m not with Rachel.

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Chandler: No, no, no, guys. She's right. We should get to work. I'll take stuff out of the closet, Joey you pack 'em and Ross you re-pack whatever Joey packs.

"Friends", season 10, episode 16

Phoebe: Right. And with who again? (Ross exits.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Mrs. Green: Now don’t worry! Everything’s gonna be okay. (Hugs Rachel while she is standing and Rachel is sitting, seeing this Monica decides to join in on the hugging by hugging Mrs. Green from behind her back.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 20

Rachel: Well they have uh, some unusual pet names for each other. Including umm, evil bitch and uh, sick bastard. Oh God oh! Contraction!

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Ross: No-no, I’m…I’m sure no one was looking. Just want some privacy. (He closes the screen and stares wide-eyed at Rachel.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Rachel: What?! She just called and said that she was gonna be working late! She keeps lying to me! That's it! Y'know what? I'm just gonna go over there and confront them right now!

"Friends", season 5, episode 12

(Ross shrugs his shoulders to Rachel and Sick Bastard closes the screen all the way.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Monica: And it’s so clean!!

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Phoebe: Because, I'm just, I'm incredibly anal and an unbelievable control freak.

"Friends", season 2, episode 1

Joey: Nope-op! I insist! (He hugs Chandler again and whispers to him.) You get the wine right?

"Friends", season 6, episode 11

Man: Well umm, if you have sometime y’know and maybe you might want to visit someone else…

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Amy turns to Ross and Rachel: Why does she keep making that noise?

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

[Scene: Another Waiting Room, Phoebe and Joey are trying to find out where the guy with the broken leg is.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

PHOEBE: Bye you. [Ryan's cab drives off. As Phoebe is going back in, she sees the Central Perk sign in the window and laughs.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 23

Phoebe: (coming back for Joey) No! (Grabs Joey and drags him away.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Monica: Listen uh, I-I’ve been doing some thinking, and I don’t know whether it’s because we’re here or Rachel’s giving birth but umm, I think we should try to have a baby.

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Joey: And what is his name?

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

(He hops onto the bed and they start making out.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

[Scene: An Empty Hospital Room, Chandler and Monica enter.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Phoebe: Yeah! How would you like it if I sent you to Lee Majors’ house and told you that he liked you, and you went down there and you found out that he didn’t like you? How would you feel?

"Friends", season 8, episode 13

Phoebe: No not you, Dr. Drake Remoray. You can ask him questions and see what’s he like. People tell doctors everything.

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Monica: Okay. Let’s hurry—Oh wait! Do we have a condom? (He looks at her.) Oh right! (Laughs and they resume making out when a nurse catches them in the act.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Rachel: Honey, I don't know how to tell you this, but um, if something were to happen to Ross or to myself <Ross and Rachel knock on wood> um you wouldn't get the baby.

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(Another woman with a nurse and doctor enter, the woman is screaming.)

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Dr. Long: We are moving along, just slowly. (Rachel lies back and sighs.) Don’t worry, you’re doing great. I’ll be back soon. (Exits.)

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Joey: Okay. And uh, are you married.

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Doctor: And here it is! (The baby cries.)

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Joey: Excellent! Excellent! And uh, finally, are you into any weird stuff y’know, sexually?

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Joey: Hmm. Do you sleep with women and never call them again?

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Joey: Oh really? So, 33 and still single, would you say you have commitment issues?

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