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'AND' in a movie sentence | examples for 'AND' from movies

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is sitting in the living room and Phoebe is standing in the kitchen as the phone rings.]

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[Cut to Las Vegas, Joey is on the phone and wearing his gladiator costume.]

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[Cut to Monica and Rachel's]

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Joey: Uhh, my stunt double. Yeah, and y'know, he's getting a little too familiar for my tastes.

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Chandler: (To Phoebe) Y'know what? I have been trying to apologize to him all week! If he's not gonna let me do it on the phone, I'm gonna go down there and do it in person.

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Chandler: No-no-no-no, I've supported you one hundred percent and I want to prove that to you in person!

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Joey: Uh, Entertainment Tonight. [Cut to Chandler] Yeah, okay so, good talking to ya and don't come out here. All right. (Hangs up the phone and poses for that picture.)

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[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe is entering.]

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Monica: It was, it was really nice. We started talking and I-I ended up having lunch with him.

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Monica: The strange part was, he was really nice, umm and he looks great, but I didn't feel anything at all!

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Monica: Because it would totally freak him out and tomorrow's our anniversary. I just don't want anything to spoil that.

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Monica: (grabbing the gift from him and opening it) Okay! There you go! It's two tickets to Vegas!

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Monica: Oh, he just doesn't want us to go through any trouble. Think of how excited he'll be when we go out and surprise him! Plus we get to have our own, ani-Vegas-ary! A-Nevadaversary!

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Chandler: Y'know Pheebs, it's kinda our (His and Monica's) anniversary.

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Ross: So Rach, maybe you and I could fly out together Saturday.

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Ross: Yeah? All right I'll call the airlines. (Picks up the phone and does so)

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[Scene: An airplane cabin, Phoebe has the aisle seat, Chandler the window, and Monica's stuck in that horrible middle seat.]

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Phoebe: Ah-ha! Okay, (takes out a notepad) Las Vegas 1, London 0! I'll be right back. (Gets up and heads aft.)

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Chandler: Okay! (He grabs his carryon and starts rummaging through it.) Oh man! Don’t tell me I did this!

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Monica: Okay, I umm, I ran into Richard yesterday and he asked me if I wanted to go for a bite and I did. The only reason I didn't tell you is because I knew you'd get mad and I didn't want to spoil our anniversary.

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[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is coming out of the bathroom after a shower wearing only her bath robe, walks into the kitchen, and opens the fridge. As she bends over to grab a bottle of wine, her robe falls open (Damn this network primetime programming, we didn't see anything!) and she quickly closes it again. But then realizes she didn't have to do that. So she closes the fridge and stands next to the table, thinks about it for a little while and…]

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Rachel: (takes off her robe) Oh! Look what happened! {Don't get your hopes up guys, we only get to see her from the back or from the neck up. Its times like these I wish that the networks would broadcast some nudity other than Denis Franz's butt.} (In her head.) Huh, check me out! I'm in my kitchen…naked! I'm picking up an orange. (Does so) I'm naked! (Goes into the living room) Lighting the candles, naked, and carefully. (She backs anything that might have a point like a candle on her body away.)

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[Cut to Ross's apartment, he's sitting by his window looking at an art book. As he's turning the page, he glances up and notices something.]

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[Cut back to Monica and Rachel's apartment, Rachel is singing along with a song and dancing while facing the big picture window. Y'know, I think I'd pay real good money to be on the other side of that window!]

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Rachel: (singing) Love to love ya baby! Ow! Love to love ya baby! Ow! (There's a knock on the door, she turns off the music, puts on her robe, and goes to answer the door.) Love to love ya, baby! (There's another knock.) Darnit! (Looks through the peephole and turns on the lights.) Ugh. (She opens the door to Ross who's leaning against the door jam.)

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[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the scene is continued from where we left off before the break.]

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Rachel: And um, what-what is that Ross?

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Ross: No! No! (Grabs his coat) No! (Grabs a shoe.) No-no-no-no. (Grabs the other one and heads for the door.)

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[Scene: Las Vegas, we have the typical glamour shots of Vegas, the Strip, slot machines, a couple other gaming tables all set to the tune of you guessed it, Money. Anyhoo, we finally get through that and watch Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe enter Caesar's Palace carrying their luggage.]

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Phoebe: Hey you guys wait! Guys! (Catches up to them.) This place is so much better than London! Okay? This lady dressed like Cleopatra gave me a coupon, 99 cent steak and lobster dinner. Huh!

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Phoebe: Hey! Joey! (They all head over to him, he spots them coming and panics.) Hey! Hey!! Wow! (She hugs him.)

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Joey: They uh director. Uhh, her. (Points to an old woman standing behind him. Who glares at him and walks off.) All right, all right, it's not a gladiator movie. I work here.

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Chandler: When you go lunching with hunky moustache men and don't tell me about it!

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[Scene: An aircraft cabin, Ross and Rachel are on their way to Vegas.]

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[Scene: Chandler's hotel room, he's sitting there with Joey who's talking about his helmet and running his hand through that feathery thing at the top.]

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Joey: Yeah, sure! Sure! They would uh, they would scrub the floors with it! They would use it to get the mud off their shoe. And sometimes underneath the horse would get dirty so they would stick it right…

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Joey: Yeah-yeah, he was playing blackjack for like an hour and he won $5,000. Can you believe that? $5,000!

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Chandler: Y'know, if I won $5,000 I'd join a gym, y'know build up my upper body and hit Richard from behind with a stick! (Mimics it.)

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Joey: Wait a minute! Why don't I do what that guy did? I'll take this $100 and turn it into $5,000! And then I'll turn that into enough money to get my movie going again!

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[Scene: The casino bar, Phoebe and Monica are sitting at the bar, while Wayne Newton's signature song Danke Schoen is playing in the background.]

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Phoebe: Y'know Monica you had a minor setback in your relationship with Chandler. Big deal! It's only Chandler. (Monica turns and stares at her.) I am so sorry.

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Phoebe: So go fix it! Go find Chandler! He's probably up in your room! Tell him that you're sorry and that you love him.

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[Cut to the casino, Monica is walking through it past the craps table when she notices a chip on the floor. She picks it up and heads to the table.]

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Monica: Anybody lose this? (Holds up the chip and the woman next to her shakes her head no.)

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The Croupier: Comin' out. Place your bet. (Monica does so.) Dice are out. (The woman next to Monica rolls the dice.) Double or nothin'! Pay the front line! (Monica won and doubled the chip.)

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[Scene: An airplane cabin, Ross and Rachel are both reading as a guy stops by their row.]

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(Ross keeps giggling and Rachel decides upon revenge. She gets up and kisses the rather large man in the seat in front of Ross on the back of his head. The guy turns around angrily.)

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[Time lapse, Ross is drinking something and decides to get Rachel again.]

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[Time lapse, Rachel pushes the flight attendant call button, takes Ross's drink, and spills it into his lap.]

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Rachel: (to the flight attendant who appears in record time. It was only seconds after Rachel pushed the call button was she there. Once again, more proof that TV isn't real, IRL she would've been waiting for the rest of the flight and by then Ross's pants would be dry.) Hi!

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Joey: Hit me! (He does so.) Ohh man! (Joey busts and loses all the money, but when the dealer starts to collect the cards Joey notices something.) Wait! (He holds his hand next to the dealer's hand.)

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(Joey starts to leave to embark on his genius moneymaking scheme, but is freaked out slightly when as he goes to open the door, there's a mysterious knock. He calms himself down and opens the door to reveal Phoebe.)

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Chandler: Okay. (He gets up and goes to find her.)

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Phoebe: Good. (After he leaves, she puts on Joey's gladiator helmet and checks herself out in the mirror) I should really start wearing hats!

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[Scene: Caesar's Palace Casino, Chandler is looking for Monica while Tom Jones's signature song is playing in the background (Getting the theme yet? Tom Jones, Wayne Newton, casinos… They're in Vegas people! Catch up!) It's Not Unusual, y'know, "It's not unusual to be loved by anyone! It's not unusual to have fun with anyone!   But when I see you hanging about with anyone, it's not unusual to see me cry!   I wanna die." Well, while that's playing he spots Monica playing craps and in victory hug the guy next to her. Chandler turns and walks out.]

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[Scene: That same plane cabin, Ross is working on a crossword puzzle and Rachel is asleep against his shoulder. She shifts a little bit and Ross suddenly gets an idea. An evil idea when he looks at his pen. Then we have a little time lapse, the plane has landed and everyone is disembarking. The flight attendant is saying bye-bye to everyone.]

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(Rachel approaches and we see the fruits of Ross's evil plan. He has drawn a moustache and beard on Rachel. The flight attendant just ignores it.)

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[Scene: The casino, Ross and Rachel are entering.]

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(A young boy sees Rachel, points, and starts laughing.)

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Rachel: Hello! (She makes a face and the kid laughs harder. Finally, his parents drag him off.) Ohh, kids love me.

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Phoebe: (sees Ross and Rachel) Hey!

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Phoebe: (sees Rachel's face) What? Did you go to a costume party? Let me guess umm Pancho Vila? (Points at Rachel) and you're Bob Saget. (An old lady has sat down at the slot machine Phoebe was just at.)

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Rachel: What are you talking about Pheebs? (Takes out her compact) I don't… (She gasps when she looks in the mirror and sees her face.) (To Ross) Oh my God, you drew on me?!

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Ross: Rach! Wait! The men's room is that way. (Points in the other direction. Rachel hits him with her purse and heads for the ladies room.)

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Ross: Okay when you're playing a machine and it hasn't paid out, a lurker waits for you to give up and then…

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Ross: No. They swoop in and steal your jackpot.

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Joey: Who's your friend? He's hot! (Ross laughs and Rachel smacks him with her purse.)

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Monica: What? Wait! Why? (He turns and heads for the door and she chases after him.) Chandler! Chandler! Wait! I’m sorry, I was just playing for one second! I was trying to find you to tell you that, look if you don't want me to see Richard again, I won't! He means nothing to me!

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Chandler: Come on! I was there! (He's propped up with his hand on a statute of a naked guy. He winces and pulls his hand away.) I know he's the love of your life.

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Monica: Really! (They hug and kiss) All right? Let's forget about this going home stuff and celebrate our anniversary. (She picks up his suitcase.) Okay, this is empty.

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[Scene: A blackjack table, it's the same one Joey's hand twin was working at, only he's not there anymore and has been replaced by a beautiful woman.]

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[Scene: Ross and Rachel's hotel room, Rachel is still trying to get the ink off and Ross is on the phone to the company. Wait a minute, why exactly are they sharing a hotel room? Didn't they like break-up or something? Did I miss a memo? Or maybe, it's just foreshadowing things to come. Who knows? Maybe the answer's at the bottom of the page. Then again, maybe it isn't and it's just one of those things TV writers just don't explain. Anyhoo…]

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Ross: (on the phone) Yes, hello. I have a question. Umm, I used your pen to draw on my friend's face. (Listens) A beard and a moustache. (Listens and laughs) Thank you. (Rachel turns around and glares at him.) No, she didn't think so. (Listens) I know it's like (turns and sees Rachel staring at him and quickly changes the subject) anyway, umm well make-up didn't cover it and we've tried everything to get it off and nothing's worked. What-what do we do? (Listens) Yeah. (Listens) Uh-huh. (Listens) Yeah. (Listens) Oh! Okay. (Listens) Okay, thank you! (Rachel gets excited at his tone.) (Hangs up the phone) Yeah, it's not coming off.

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Ross: Umm, he said he thought I was funny. So…(Rachel stares at him.) Okay, look-look umm, let's just go downstairs, we'll have some fun, and you will forget all about it.

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Ross: Look, just because some idiot drew on your face doesn't mean you shouldn't have any fun! Okay? And besides, hey-hey-hey no one is even gonna look at you. Okay? This is Vegas! Hello! There are tons of other freaks here! (Rachel turns around and glares at him.) There are tons…of…freaks here. No other. No. Come on! No one will notice, I swear!

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Ross: Okay, there was some staring and pointing.

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Ross: Oh, hey y'know, they-they really overcharge you for that stuff. (Rachel glares at him.) But who cares?! Because it's all on me! (Rachel reaches into the fridge and pulls out two handfuls of those mini booze bottles.) (Watching her.) That is, one big drink!

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Rachel: Nope! (She puts one in her mouth and spits it out, then does it again in another direction.)

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[Scene: The Men's room, Joey is entering and sees his hand twin washing his hands.]

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Joey: Oh-oh-oh, yeah! (He grabs some towels and takes them to him.) That's right, you take good care of those babies!

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Joey: Look, you and I have been given a gift. Okay? We have to do something with it. Like-like, hand modeling! Huh? Or-or magic! And you know NASA's gonna wanna talk to us!

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[Scene: Ross and Rachel's room, Ross is drinking a beer while Rachel is examining herself in the mirror.]

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Ross: (gets up) All right. Y'know what? We don’t have to go downstairs! We can bring Vegas up to us! (He grabs a deck of cards and pulls up a chair.) All right, come on, come on, we'll play some blackjack. Here we go. (Deals the cards.) 13.

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[Scene: The Craps Table, Monica is still on her roll, only this time Chandler's with her and she has a huge crowd of people around.]

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Chandler: Thank you, Mister Drunken Gambler! Okay, you get this and uh, we get the biggest suite in the place! (Everyone cheers) Wait-wait-wait-wait! We (motions to Monica and him.) get the biggest suite in the place.

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Chandler: Okay, okay, I tell you what. You roll another hard eight; (pause) and we get married here tonight.

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Chandler: You roll another hard eight and we get married here tonight.

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Chandler: Okay, so if an eight comes up, we take it as a sign and we do it! {Whoa! Where have I heard that before? Matthew Perry talking about signs in Las Vegas. I guess it must've been some movie I saw.} What do you say?

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Chandler: (spots one) Okay! That's a four! And where-where's the other one?

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(He searches to his right; she searches to her left. They're both on their hands and knees when they spot the die. It's propped up against the table leg, and it's not lying flat. Both the four and the five are showing.)

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(Cue up the music as they move in and kiss. This time I think it's Perry Como, but I'm not sure. It's Everybody loves somebody, sometime! Everybody falls in love somehow! Something in your kiss, just told me, my sometime, is now!)

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Phoebe: Oh well, lost again. (She gets up and slowly moves away. The lurker scurries in and takes her spot, only this time Phoebe set a trap for her and catches her in the act.) That's it! You and me, outside!

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Phoebe: Yeah, from now on everyone you lurk, I'm gonna lurk first! You move on to someone else, I'm gonna be one step ahead of you, every single time! And then I'll be on your ass every hour of every day 'til Monday, because that's when I go home. When do you leave?

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[Scene: Ross and Rachel's room, they've pretty much consumed the entire mini-bar. Needless to say, they're feeling no pain and are still playing blackjack.]

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Rachel: Yeah, and also we need more umm, drinks. Hold on a second. (Gets up but stumbles a little bit.) Whup, okay. (She makes it to the phone and picks it up, without dialing.) Hello! Vegas? Yeah, we would like some more alcohol, and y'know what else? We would like some more beers. Hello? Ohh, I forgot to dial!

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Ross: That must be our alcohol and beers! (Gets up to answer it.)

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Rachel: Ohh, I love Joey! Joey lives with a duck! (Goes and hugs Joey.)

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Ross: I'll do it. Hey, whatever you need me to do, I'm your man. (He starts to sit down on the bed. There's one problem though, he's about two feet to the left of it. Needless to say, he misses and falls on his butt.) (Looking up at Joey.) Whoa-oh-whoa! Are you, are you okay?

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Joey: Yeah! I'm fine! Thanks! (He starts to leave, but gets an idea and stops.) Hey Rach, how you doin'?

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[Cut to the casino, a very drunk and doodled on Rachel is walking arm in arm with an equally drunk and doodled on Ross are walking through the casino and greeting people on their way through. Ross has some whiskers and his nose colored in, along with his name on his forehead.]

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Ross: Excuse me sir, you've got a little something right here. (He points to the corner of his mouth and they both laugh.)

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Ross and Rachel: (bowing) Hello!

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(They both continue on and Ross meows like a cat.)

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[Scene: The slot machines, we see some guy not having any luck. Both Phoebe and the Lurker are lurking him and each stick their heads around the corner at different times This is all set to that Pink Panther song. Finally the guy gives up and walks past the lurker's position, thus giving her the advantage. She scurries in and quickly drops a coin in the slot before Phoebe gets there. Phoebe arrives slightly later and pulls the arm just after the lurker deposits the coin and wins.]

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[Scene: The Gift Shop, Monica and Chandler are entering.]

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Monica: Okay, come on, I can't get married until I get something old, something new, something borrowed, and something blue.

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Chandler: Okay, all right, all right, all right! Okay! (Picks up a blue sweater.) Okay, here's something, here's something blue and new.

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(She does so and it makes her look pregnant.)

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[Scene: A blackjack table, Joey is moving in to try and get his hand twin (who's dealing) to join him in his evil plot to rule the world! "Join me, and together we'll rule the universe as father and son!" (Sorry, I had a little Star Wars creep in there—Ooh, I have a big spoiler for The Phantom Menace, Yoda lives at the end! Ha-ha, spoiled it! Now you don't have to see it!)]

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Joey: (throws down a small wad of money, and as his hand twin starts to unfold it, Joey once again brings attention to their special gift to the world. {Y'know, looking at it now, they really don't have that similar of hands. Joey's are bigger.}) Ooh-ho-ho! (The dealer stares at him and he stops.)

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Phoebe: (entering and sitting down at the table.) Hello. My name is Regina Phalange. I'm a businesswoman in town on business. Would you like to see my card? (Looks down) Ooh, what did I do with my file-a-facts? I must've left it in conference room B.

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Joey's Hand Twin: (To Joey) If you leave now, I will chop off my hand and give it too you!

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(The security guard from before approaches and Phoebe tries to turn her back on him.)

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[Scene: A Little White Chapel, Chandler and Monica are entering.]

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Chandler and Monica: All right.

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(Suddenly the doors burst open, and ROSS AND RACHEL COME OUT ARM-IN-ARM!!!!! And Rachel's carrying a bouquet!!! THEY GOT MARRIED!!!!)

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(She goes one way; he goes the other. The camera pans back to Chandler and Monica, and needless to say, they're standing there dumbstruck as The King's (Elvis Presley to the yougin's) Viva, Las Vegas begins to play. Sing along with me now, "Viva! Las Vegas! Vivaaaaaa! Vivaaaaa! Las Vegassssss!!" Fade to Black.)

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[That's all folks, no teaser; just the big cliffhanger for season 6. Yes, there will be a season 6, and it'll start again in September. Have a good summer everyone!]

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[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there.]

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

(Chandler waits until Jill is looking, then starts to blow a bubble. But instead of blow one, he accidentally spits the gum out of his mouth and hits the wall.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 7

Chandler: Yeah, but its not who I am. Everything they said was exaclty why I was worried about having a kid. And its true. And look everybody knows it.

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Joey: I know, and only one layer of jam?! What is up with that?

"Friends", season 6, episode 9

Monica: And they weren't looking at you before?!

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Ross: I just feel like someone reached down my throat, grabbed my small intestine, pulled it out of my mouth and tied it around my neck...

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Chandler: Then I look down, and I realize there's a phone... there.

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Chandler: Finally, I figure I'd better answer it, and it turns out it's my mother, which is very-very weird, because- she never calls me!

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Ross: I told mom and dad last night, they seemed to take it pretty well.

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Gavin: You hear a key in the hole and you jump like a young bronco coming out of a chute for the first time. I used to be arodeo clown.

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Joey: And you never knew she was a lesbian...

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: And I just want a million dollars! (He extends his hand hopefully.)

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(He walks up onto the altar and notices the rabbi.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Ross: Because he called here looking for you. So don�t tell me this...this kissing this guy from work is a one time thing,ok? You�ve been out there in bars and on balconies for over a month now. And you didn�t even have the courtesy to tell me.

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Rachel: All right, okay, Laurie proposes to Jo, and she says no, even though she’s still in love with him, and then he ends up marring Amy.

"Friends", season 3, episode 13

TV Announcer: Uh-oh, Bruiser has Becker on the canvas and is going for his favourite area.

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(Phoebe, Monica, and Rachel enters.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 21

Phoebe: (grins and walks to the kitchen and says to Chandler and Joey.) I helped!

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Monica: Now I'm guessing that he bought her the big pipe organ, and she's really not happy about it.

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(The door buzzer sounds and Chandler gets it.)

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(There's a knock on the door and it's Paul.)

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(They all groan and hit him..)

"Friends", season 1, episode 20

Phoebe, Ross, Chandler, and Joey:  Push her down the stairs! Push her down the stairs! Push her down the stairs!

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: (deadpan) Yes, and we're very excited about it.

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(Joey and Chandler are finishing assembling the bookcase.)

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[Scene: A Restaurant, Monica and Paul are eating.]

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Monica: That's right. [Scene: Monica's Apartment, Rachel is talking on the phone and pacing.]

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(Marcel is put in a cage and taken away.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 21

[Scene: Ross's Apartment; Ross is pacing while Joey and Chandler are working on some more furniture.]

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(He goes up on stage, mimes like he's giving the speech, and Chandler takes his picture. However, before he gets down everyone starts clinking their glasses for a real speech.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 2

Paul: I know, I know, I'm such an idiot. I guess I should have caught on when she started going to the dentist four and five times a week. I mean, how clean can teeth get?

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Ross: I'm divorced!  I'm only 26 and I'm divorced!

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Ross: Okay, each team will answer ten questions. The first team that answers the most questions wins. Okay, the categories are, Fears and Pet Peeves, Ancient History, Literature, and It’s All Relative. Now, the coin toss to see who goes first. (He flips the coin and they all watch it hit the table and stop. Then they all look up at him, to see who goes first.) Okay, somebody call it this time.

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

Phoebe: Oh okay, it’s P as in Phoebe, H as in hoebe, O as in oebe, E as in ebe, B as in bee-bee and E as in (In an Australian accent) ‘Ello there mate!

"Friends", season 8, episode 19

Chandler: You must stop! (Chandler hits what he is working on with a hammer and it collapses.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Ross: You know what the scariest part is? What if there's only one woman for everybody, y'know? I mean what if you get one woman- and that's it? Unfortunately in my case, there was only one woman- for her...

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Ross: Why? Why? I know it's a little weird, but hey, he's a great doctor, okay? He knows my medical history, and every time I go in there, he makes a big deal. 'Ah look, it's my favorite patient!'

"Friends", season 9, episode 3

Chandler: Stay out of my freezer! [Scene: A Restaurant, Monica and Paul are still eating.]

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Joey: Here's a little tip, she really likes it when you rub her neck in the same spot over and over and over again until it starts to get a little red.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Rachel: Ohh! (walking away from the window) Phoebe, this is all your fault! Now he loves her, he’s gonna marry her, and this is all your fault.

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

[Scene: Ross's Apartment, they're all sitting around and talking.]

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

[Scene: Monica's Apartment, Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler.]

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

(Monica and Paul walk to the door and talk in a low voice so the others can't hear.  The others move Monica's table closer to the door so that they can.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Ross: Y'know if we ever go to war and you’re captured, you’re in for a big surprise.

"Friends", season 4, episode 7

Monica: Shut up, and put my table back.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Rachel: Oh, I know, I know, the odds are against us, but somebody has to win, and it could be us! And then how you gonna feel? You know, we're gonna be all like "oh everybody, let's take our helicopters up to the cape" and you're gonna be all like "oh, I can't guys, I'll meet you guys up there, I gotta gas up the Hyundai"

"Friends", season 9, episode 18

(Rachel unlocks and opens the door to reveal a half-naked Chandler handcuffed to the chair. They both gasp and Chandler stares at them in shock and surprise.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

Monica: I can’t do that either! The soles’ are already a little scuffed up and the insides are filled with my blood.

"Friends", season 8, episode 10

Joey: I will not take this abuse. (Walks to the door and opens it to leave.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Rachel and Fake Monica are there.]

"Friends", season 1, episode 21

Monica: I know, he's just so, so... Do you remember you and Tony DeMarco?

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

(She is pushed down the stairs and everyone cheers.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

(The passenger in the seat next to Rachel looks at her and seems a little nervous.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Rachel: You would be too if you found John and David boots on sale, fifty percent off!

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: And yet you're surprisingly upbeat.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Joey: Noo, (whispering) more like a notebook... Damn it! (next word appears: "blueprint") Oh, if I'm building an house, the plan isn't called the 'shmoo-print'... Can't say that either? Woha... hey... (the last word is "Football field" and there are 5 seconds left) In high school, I once had sex with a girl right in the middle of the...

"Friends", season 10, episode 11

Monica: All right, that's a little sketch of the cake, umm some sample menus, umm y'know what I thought we would start out with Tuscan style finger food, and for music, here's an alphabetized list of all my CDs! I've highlighted the ones that would go really good with the food.

"Friends", season 5, episode 18

Monica: And who pays for that?

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Ross: Come on, you made coffee!   You can do anything! (Chandler slowly tries to hide the now dead plant from that morning when he and Joey poured their coffee into it.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Dr. Baldhara: You're making a big mistake here. I mean, San Diego's all well and good, but if you give him to me, I'll start him off against a blind rabbit and give you twenty percent of the gains.

"Friends", season 1, episode 21

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone is sitting around the kitchen table.   Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors.]

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

All: Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut... (She cuts one of them and they cheer.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

(She finishes cutting them up and they all cheer.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Ross and Rachel: Goodnight.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Rachel: Oh God Monica hi! Thank God! I just went to your building and you weren't there and then this guy with a big hammer said you might be here and you are, you are!

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

(Rachel goes into her room and Monica enters the living room as Ross is leaving.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Ross: I just grabbed a spoon. (Ross exits and Monica has no idea what that means.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Joey: Oh, you wouldn't know a great butt if it came up and bit ya.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Joshua: I invested in this night-club and it’s opening tonight, would you like to come?

"Friends", season 4, episode 14

Fake Monica: So once they caught on to the fact that we're, y'know, short and have breasts...

"Friends", season 1, episode 21

(Carol, Ross's ex-wife, has entered behind them and is standing outstide the exhibit.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 2

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company.]

"Friends", season 1, episode 2

Erica: Yeah, you know, maybe I ate too much. I keep getting these stomach aches. They come and go like every few minutes.

"Friends", season 10, episode 16

Chandler and Joey: Oh! Yeah!

"Friends", season 1, episode 2

Rachel: I know I had it this morning, and I know I had it when I was in the kitchen with...

"Friends", season 1, episode 2

Phoebe: Yeah, I dreamt that he saved me from a burning building and he was so brave and so strong! And it’s making me look at him totally differently. Y’know, I mean he used to be just, y’know “Jack Geller Monica and Ross’s dad” and now he’s he’s “Jack Geller, dream hunk."

"Friends", season 6, episode 9

Rachel: (looks at the lasagne and realizes something) Ohhhhh, don't be mad...

"Friends", season 1, episode 2

Rachel: Well of those things that you said in the interview, I mean if you believe any of them, I must not be a very good assistant. Y’know what? I am just gonna pack up my desk, (She goes over to get all of her belongings from the desk, which amount to a muffin and a pen) and I will be gone by the end of the day! (Realizes she has nothing.) Well, I guess there’s no use to me sticking around ‘til the end of the day! (Starts to leave.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 9

Ross: Well, Carol says she and Susan want me to be involved, but if I'm not comfortable with it, I don't have to be involved.. basically it's entirely up to me.

"Friends", season 1, episode 2

(Joey starts to eat the rest of the lasagne and everyone turns and stares at him.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 2

[Scene, Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Ross are pouring wine for their parents.]

"Friends", season 1, episode 2

Ross: Oh, okay, y’know what this is? This is a difference of opinion. And when that happens in a marriage...

"Friends", season 6, episode 1

Monica: Ross, could you come and help me with the spaghetti, please?

"Friends", season 1, episode 2

Ross: (pulls his hand away) Okay! Okay. (To his parents) Look, I, uh- I realise you guys have been wondering what exactly happened between Carol and me, and, so, well, here's the deal. Carol's a lesbian. She's living with a woman named Susan. She's pregnant with my child, and she and Susan are going to raise the baby.

"Friends", season 1, episode 2

Mrs. Geller: (To Monica) And you knew about this?!

"Friends", season 1, episode 2

(Joey turns off the lights, and they all leave as Rachel starts to clean up.  Ross enters from the bathroom.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 2

Rachel: Uh.. okay, sure! Thanks! (She hands him the broom and sits down.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 2

Monica: This switch thing has been driving me crazy. So I turned it off and checked every outlet. Now, four of them don’t work. Which means, one of them has to be controlled by the switch. So, I plugged in things in all four of the outlets that-that make noise, so that way, when I turn it on I just follow the noise and find out which one it is.

"Friends", season 4, episode 15

<Joey's eyes become large and he stands up>

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

JOEY: [walks out of his room] Hey, this is ridiculous. I'll tell you what. After I get back from my neice's christening, I'll go down to the coffee house with you and we'll all have a nice cup of coffee alright. No problem, Joey's there.

"Friends", season 2, episode 21

Joey: You got it! And the rabbi’s beard, 100% horsehair. Nice catch C.H.E.E.S.E.! (Pauses as he waits for C.H.E.E.S.E.’s next line.) It’s your line C.H.E.E.S.E.! (Suddenly C.H.E.E.S.E. goes crazy and starts flinging it’s arms and advancing on Joey behind the desk.) Wayne! Wayne!!

"Friends", season 6, episode 21

The Man: (To Ross) Excuse me. (He puts up a flyer that has a sketch drawing of Joey and it reads, "Warning! Intruder! If you see this creep - call the cops!") You should check this out, tell the other tenants. Apparently he's running around looking for some kind of a hot girl.

"Friends", season 5, episode 17

Ross: ..Dr. Oberman. Okay. And is he-

"Friends", season 1, episode 2

Carol: Yes, and she's very supportive.

"Friends", season 1, episode 2

Barry: (answering the intercom) Be right there. (To Robbie and Rachel) Be back in a sec.

"Friends", season 1, episode 2

MNCA: Now, in some of these recipes, the quantities may seem just a little unusual, uh, like these coconut mockolate holiday nut bars. I've indicated four cups of coconut, and four cups of crushed nut, and only, uh, one tablespoon of mockolate.

"Friends", season 2, episode 8

Rachel: Ooh, I was kinda hoping that wouldn't be an issue... [Scene: Monica's Apartment, everyone is there and watching a Spanish Soap on TV and are trying to figure out what is going on.]

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

(Barry and Rachel look at each other.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 2

Rachel: Anyway, um, (Gets the ring out of her purse.) I guess this belongs to you. And thank you for giving it to me.

"Friends", season 1, episode 2

Monica: (entering, to herself) Oh good, Lenny and Squigy are here.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1