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{Transcriber’s Note: This is an hour-long special episode. Which means that the first part of this episode is episode 615. The second part of this episode is episode 616. Since episodes 615 and 616 are combined into one file, that’s why there is no episode 616 in the season 6 table of contents and the numbers jump from episode 615 to 617.}

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: Hey, you guys! Guess what? Barry and Mindy are getting a divorce!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Phoebe: No! Barry and Mindy.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: Oh sorry, I hear divorce I immediately go to Ross. (To Rachel) Who-who’s Barry and Mindy?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: Barry was the guy that I was almost married and Mindy was my best friend.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: And what if I was still fat? (To Chandler) Well, you wouldn’t be dating me, that’s for sure.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Phoebe: Because at that time you see, I thought everything that rhymed was true. So I thought y’know that if I’d work with stocks, I’d have to live in a box, and only eat lox, and have a pet fox.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

{Transcriber’s note: This is where the opening credits are, but they’re not the usual opening credits. Oh no! These credits are based on the world that would have been created had all of the above actually happened. It starts out with all of them at the fountain sitting on the couch as Fat Monica runs up and sits on the arm of the couch, tilting the whole thing towards her. It then goes on to show Rachel’s still a shop-aholic and with Barry. Fat Monica is sweating while cooking and dancing while eating a donut. Phoebe as the Wall Street shark smoking while on two cell phones. Then they’re dancing in the fountain. Joey entering as Dr. Drake Remoray and meeting a groupie. Chandler trying to write as a bird does its business on his shoulder and falling asleep while typing. Ross doing some kara-tay and trying to get Carol into bed. And finally, some more dancing in the fountain, them all flexing, and the turning out the lamp and shutting off all the lights bit from the first season. Just remember one thing, this is an alternate universe. Everything from every other episode doesn’t apply, for instance, Ross and Rachel have no history. And in fact have not seen each other in years in this world.}

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

[Scene: A newsstand, Ross is buying a magazine and gets in line behind a woman.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: Oh really, really great! Yeah! A-actually she’s right down the street, umm, do-do you know what? You should stop bye and say hi.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: (putting the magazine back and holding the money for it) Okay.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: Uh-huh. (Steps to a random kid nearby and hands him his money.) Hey, here you go buddy. Sorry, no porn for you. (To Rachel) Okay, let’s go see Monica!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

[Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch. Monica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something. For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica's Boyfriend: (returning) Here we go, one Hazelnut Latte. (Hands it to Monica and sits down.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: No Joey! Chandler could be your assistant! See, he could answer all of your fan mail and stuff!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

(As Joey goes to the bathroom, Corporate Phoebe enters. She’s wearing a business suit and carrying a briefcase.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Phoebe: Ohh that’s so sweet! (Her cell phone rings.) Oh! Hang on! (Quickly grabs a cigarette and starts to light it as her phone rings.) Hang onnnnnn!!! (Gets the cigarette lighted and answers the phone.) (On phone.) Go!! No! No-no! I said sell when it hits 50! 5-0, it’s a number! It comes after 4-9!! No, it’s okay. It’s okay, you’re allowed one mistake. Just kidding, you are of course fired.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

(She hangs up as Ross and Rachel enter.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: (gets up and gasps) Oh my God! Rachel!! (Rachel is stunned to see that her long lost friend is still fat.) (Monica goes over and gives Rachel a big bear hug, which is quite easy for her.) You look terrific!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: You are so sweet to notice! Yes, I lost three and a half pounds!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: And, and uh, you-you remember my friend Chandler. (Points to him.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: And that’s Phoebe over there! (Points to her.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: (interrupting him and seeing Joey) Oh my God! Joey Tribbiani from Days of Our Lives, just walked in here!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: Well it’s kinda hard to be friends with Drake because of his busy schedule and the fact that he’s not real.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: (giggles and can’t look at him) Hi!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: (turning and whispering to Monica) She’s not crazy is she?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

[Scene: Monica and Phoebe's, Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there. Phoebe’s cell phone rings and she goes through her little routine of lighting a cigarette before answering the phone.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Phoebe: No! There-there was a little, a little diff in the market and I lost 13 million dollars.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Phoebe: (louder) My chest hurts! Oh, and now I-I can’t breathe.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Phoebe: Oh, if I were, would-would I have shooting pains up and down my left arm?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

[Scene: A hospital, Phoebe is recovering from her heart attack as Ross, Monica, and Chandler are there to comfort and support her.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Phoebe: Most people don’t like their jobs, I love my job! I have not been working for three hours and I’m already going crazy. I miss Joan.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Phoebe: Yeah! Or too, you could be two stockbrokers and you’re-you’re-you’re rolling around naked on the trading floor and everybody’s watching! (Ross looks at her.) It never happened.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

[Scene: A hospital hallway, Chandler is sitting on a gurney with his hands spread out behind his back. Then Monica comes and plops down on the gurney and one of his hands. Chandler immediately recoils in extreme pain.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: Oh just great. He beeps me now with codes. One is, "Bring me food." Two is, "I’m with a girl, bring us food." Three is, "I’m lost and I can’t find food."

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: All right, and over there is Brady’s Pub where I like to unwind after a long day of surgeoning.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: Well, that is a large piece of television equipment. (Points at a large piece of television equipment as an old man walks by.) And uh that is an old man! Hey old man!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: Oh my God, I’m sorry, I’m being so rude. (Turns to Rachel.) Rachel, would like a soda or something? Because Chandler would run right out and get it.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: (To Chandler) Okay look, Chandler, if this (Motions back and forth indicating the arrangement.) you have got to listen! (Tugs on his ear.) (Chandler glares at him.) You’re gonna throw that juice at me, aren’t ya?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

[Scene: Ross and Carol's, Ross is trying to talk to Carol about what Phoebe told him.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Carol: Yeah! And maybe someday we could get a place with two bathrooms.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ben: (entering) Dad!! (Runs and hugs him.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: Well I don’t know umm, (Pause) what if we were too tie each other up? (Carol’s shocked and obviously doesn’t like that idea.) Umm, some people eat stuff off one another. (Carol doesn’t like that idea either.) Nah! Umm, y’know we-we could try dirty talk? (Carol still says no.) Umm, we could, we could have a threesome.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

[Scene: Monica and Phoebe's, Monica is eating breakfast as Chandler enters.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: Wait a minute! (Quickly checks her pockets and pulls out…) My last Kit-Kat bar!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

(Chandler tries to take it, but Monica won’t let go. He tugs harder, and she still doesn’t budge.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: Are you kidding me?! I love Archie! And the whole gang!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: Well uh, Archie needs money to fix his jalopy (Joey laughs), uh but he doesn’t want Reggie to just give him the money. So Reggie hires him as his assist—as his butler. And then makes him do all these crazy things like bring him milkshakes that can’t have lumps in them.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: Ohh! And I’m one of them!! Wow! Oh, I just cannot believe this! I mean, Joey Tribbiani!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: Yeah I can! (Laughs) And don’t think I don’t, because I do! I mean all the time, you betcha! (Laughs.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: Yes!! I mean sex does not have to be a big deal! There shouldn’t be all this rules and restrictions! Y’know, people should be able to sleep with who ever they want, whenever…

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

[Scene: The hospital, Ross and Monica are in Phoebe’s room. Phoebe is in the bathroom and Monica notices smoke coming out from underneath the door.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Phoebe: Okay! Okay! (Puts it out and comes out of the bathroom.) I’m so glad you’re here.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

[Scene: Rachel and Barry’s bedroom, Rachel is watching Days of Our Lives. Of course it’s a Dr. Drake Remoray scene. It’s set in a hospital room, and Dr. Wesley and a nurse are talking about a female patient with a bandage around her head.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Dr. Wesley: Good-bye and God speed, Hope Brady.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Dr. Drake Remoray: That’s right Wesley! I just stopped by to say that, you’re not a real doctor! And that woman’s brain, is fine!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

[Cut back to the TV, the cops are leading Dr. Wesley out, and as they pass Remoray and Wesley exchange evil glances.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

[Drake and Hope kiss.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: Okay! (She picks up the phone, Joey’s phone number, and starts to dial.) Here we go! Okay! (On phone.) Hi, Joey! It’s Rachel! Umm, I am free tomorrow night. Yeah, sure, sure I can bring some sandwiches.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

[Scene: Ross and Carol's, Carol is working on something at the table and Ross is reading a newspaper on the couch.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: Oh. (He takes the notepad she was using and looks at it.) Wow! (Flips to another page.) Huh. (Flips another page.) Boy! (Flips another page.) Well, someone’s been doing their homework. (Flips two more pages.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Carol: Yeah. Ooh, and I know Gail Rosten is in there twice, but she is so…

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: Yeah. Right. Save it. I can do that. (Gets up and does a little kara-tay.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

[Scene: The hospital, Chandler and Monica are there with Phoebe as Ross enters.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

[Scene: Joey's apartment, (The one he had when he was Dr. Drake Remoray, because he still is.) Rachel is there and admiring the big ceramic fake dog.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: Pat the dog. Oh! Oh! I get it!! (Laughs and finishes her drink.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: Oh, I probably shouldn’t—so I will! (Joey starts making her refill and Rachel notices that rain thing Joey has.) Oh! Wow! It’s like it’s raining!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: Pretty cool, huh? But if you’re thinking you can put a fish in there and it wouldn’t get sucked up into the mechanism, well you’d be wrong.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

[Scene: Monica and Phoebe's, Monica is pouring wine for her boyfriend, Dr. Roger.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: I hope you’re hungry, we’re starting with oysters. And y’know what they say about oysters, don’t you?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: People! People say it! Come here! (She grabs him and kisses him.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: And then we’re gonna have a little Middle Eastern cous-cous. Something we can eat, with our hands.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: Okay! (They kiss again and his beeper goes off.) Ohhh no!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

[Scene: Ross and Carol's, Ross and Carol are waiting anxiously for their new partner to arrive.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

(They start moving towards the bedroom, never taking their eyes off each other. They move past Ross and stop.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Susan: (not taking her eyes off Carol) Hello Ross. (Takes off her coat and hands it to him.) I love what you’ve done with this space.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

[Scene: Monica and Phoebe's, Chandler and Monica are eating Monica’s dinner.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: No you are not! You are sweet and wonderful and this is gonna happen for you.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

[Scene: Joey's apartment, Rachel is now three sheets to the wind and Joey is watching her.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: Joey, you’re such an amazing actor! (He smiles.) How do you know where Dr. Drake Remoray leaves off and Joey Tribbiani begins?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: Well, with Dr. Drake they always tell me what to say. And with Joey, I pretty much have to make it up on my own.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

(He takes her hands in his and kisses each one, then kisses her on the lips. When the break the kiss, Rachel starts to get nauseous and throw up. Joey backs away in horror.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

[Scene: Monica and Phoebe's, continued from earlier. Monica and Chandler are still discussing the previous question.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: Yeah! (Takes it.) If-if-if we did do this there would be a lot of pressure on me, y’know? Because you’ve been waiting a very long time and I wouldn’t want to disappoint you.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: I have no moves. (He moves in to kiss her and she laughs and backs away.) Okay, whatcha doin’ there?! (Giggles.) Oh y’know what? I’m sorry, this is just too weird.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

(She turns out the lights and in the darkened room Chandler starts to moan.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: (wakes up suddenly and realizes where she is) Oh right.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: Because I’m married. That’s right, I am a married woman! And I came to a TV star’s apartment to have an affair! Uck!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: Yeah and I’m a horrible, horrible person.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: Rachel, would you stop saying that?! Hey-hey look, remember on the show when-when Caprice was dying and she gave me…

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: Wow! Uh okay, well uh… (He gets up, opens a drawer, and pulls out the ring.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: (seeing the ring and gasping) Oh my God, they let you keep that stuff?!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: Sure! As long as they don’t find out you can keep whatever you want! And I want you to have it.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: Yes! Yes!! And every time you look at it, I want you to remember that you are a good person. Okay, you’ve had the chance to cheat, and with me, but you didn’t. And that’s what this ring stands for.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

[Scene: Phoebe’s hospital room, Joey and Ross enter as Phoebe comes out of the bathroom wearing her robe.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

(She goes out into the hall and when she’s there and the door is closed; she rips off her robe to reveal her work clothes.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Phoebe: Let’s go! Come on! Move it! (Grabs her coat.) Come on! (To an old man who’s holding her shoes and briefcase.) Shoes! Briefcase! (Takes them both.) Thanks Lou, good luck with the gall bladder. (She leaves.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

[Cut back to her room, Joey and Ross are sitting there waiting for her.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: (not quite sure of how to answer that) Well uh, look Ross I uh, I think Carol’s great and I’m sure you’re a very attractive man, but I….

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: Look, it’s just did, did you ever go to a party and think, "Would really anyone miss me if I weren’t here?"

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: It’s just, my part seemed to be over pretty quickly and then, and then there was a lot of waiting around.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

[Scene: Monica and Phoebe's, Monica is making a sandwich as Chandler enters.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: Oh. Oh right! Right! Because you’re still seeing him and uh, he’s a good guy. I mean, I remember a time when… (He fakes falling asleep.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: Yeah! Totally! Totally, and you?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

[Scene: Rachel and Barry’s bedroom, Rachel is returning from her disastrous attempt at an affair to find that Barry was much, much more successful with his.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Phoebe: Well, they fired me and I’m having heart attack.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: Well, if you see him, will you please tell him that I’m looking for him and that this I am not gonna throw up!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: Let me uh, let me ask you something, do wedding vows mean squat to you people?! And why is it that the second we tell you we’re going out of town, bamn there you are in bed with the neighbor’s dog walker?!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: Look I-I don’t know what’s going on with you and your husband and what is hopefully an adult dog walker, look can I just say not all men are like that.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

[Scene: Monica and Phoebe's, Monica is blowing out a candle as Chandler enters.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: Yeah! When you were talking about Roger, that was killing me! Look, things like last night they don’t just happen. Y’know? Or at least not to me. Or with the other two women, in the morning y’know I was just lying there and I couldn’t wait to just go hang out with my friends, but with you I always y’know with a friend.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: I know you probably don’t want to go out with me, y’know because I make too many jokes and I’ve never been in a serious relationship and I guess I’m not technically a "doctor…"

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

(Monica runs over and kisses him.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

It only takes two heart attacks to finally make you see… One of them won’t do it, but the second one will set you free… Tell all your hate and anger, it’s time to say good-bye… And that is just what I will do, soon as those bastards I work for die! La, la-la-la, la-la-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la……

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

<Monica and Amy turn away and walk into the living room towards the secret closet>

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Rachel: No, not really. You’re pressing the baby into my bladder and now I have to pee. Sorry. (She gets up and starts for the bathroom.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 21

(They both laugh. Ross sits down, but Rachel doesn’t move and is lost in thought.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 21

[Scene: The New School, Joey and Monica are walking down a hallway.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 21

The Acting Teacher: All right, let’s start with some basics. Can anybody tell me what the difference between upstage and downstage is?

"Friends", season 8, episode 21

Joey: I thought I did! Oh hey guess what? The premiere is next week and you’re all invited! (They all gasp.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 22

Rachel: That’s right, still no baby! (To Monica, Joey, and Chandler on the couch) Come on people! Please make some room!

"Friends", season 8, episode 22

[Scene: Central Perk, time lapse, and Rachel is entering still pregnant.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 22

Ross: Of course! Uh yeah, she and I would talk all the time in-in (Rachel pokes her head in and starts to look around) the laundry room. (Pushes Rachel out of the way.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 7

Chandler: Let’s. (Everyone gets up and leaves Rachel.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 22

[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Phoebe, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are there as Rachel enters.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 22

Rachel: Well that’s gross, why don’t you just take it outside and throw it in a dumpster?

"Friends", season 8, episode 20

Rachel: (interrupting her) Oh Phoebe, that’s a great story. Can you tell it to me when you’re getting me some iced tea? (Phoebe gets up and Rachel groans.) (To the baby) Oh God, get out! Get out!! Get out!! Get out!!

"Friends", season 8, episode 22

(Joey’s cell phone rings and he answers it.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 22

Estelle: Joey! It’s Estelle! Great news, I was able to get you and one guest tickets to your premiere.

"Friends", season 8, episode 22

Rachel: Do you want me to come over there and sit on you? ‘Cause I’ll do it.

"Friends", season 8, episode 22

Joey: (to Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe) Did you hear that? I only get one extra ticket to my premiere. So some how I have to pick between you three and Ross.

"Friends", season 8, episode 22

Chandler: No-no-no! I am the king of bad Thanksgivings. You can't just swoop in here with your bad marriage and take that away from me.

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Phoebe: Joey, you pick who ever you want. Okay? You just listen to your heart. What does it tell you? (Mimicking a heartbeat and tapping her chest.) Phoebe, Phoebe.

"Friends", season 8, episode 22

MONICA: Alright, I've got a leg, three breasts and a wing.

"Friends", season 2, episode 20

(They look at each other and smile for a while.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 22

Phoebe: Fine! I’ll call Zurich and move some money around.

"Friends", season 8, episode 22

Phoebe: When she comes out, you hold her nose, I’ll blow in her mouth, and the kid will just (makes a popping sound) right out of her.

"Friends", season 8, episode 22

Joey: Do you mind crouching down a little bit, so that I look taller? (Chandler does so) There you go. (And they walk down the red carpet.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 22

[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Rachel is entering, still pregnant.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 22

Emily: I left a bra drying on the shower rod, you don’t think your son will think it’s yours and be horribly traumatised?

"Friends", season 4, episode 18

[Scene: Dr. Long’s Office, Ross and Rachel are waiting for the doctor. Ross is drumming his fingers on the bed.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 22

Ross: Well uh, y’know what? Even if she doesn’t know anything, I do! I have a son. And his mother and I didn’t live together, and whenever he was with me I took care of him all the time, by myself.

"Friends", season 8, episode 20

Rachel: What?! You mean they’re not coming to a social event where there’s no men and there’s no booze?! That’s shocking! I don’t care, as long as my mom’s here.

"Friends", season 8, episode 20

Joey: (To Chandler) Okay, this is it. It’s my big fight scene coming up. (He looks over and Chandler and notices that he’s asleep.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 22

Chandler: Not to shabby, I got this all off myself…using my wife’s tools. (He takes the door off the frame and we finally get to see what’s behind the green door! It is stacked, floor to ceiling, with junk.) Oh my God!

"Friends", season 8, episode 14

Dr. Long: …taking a long walk, and then there’s the one that’s proved most effective: sex.

"Friends", season 8, episode 22

(Rachel turns and looks at Ross.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 22

[Scene: Joey’s Premiere, the movie is ending and it takes the applause to wake up Chandler.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 22

Rachel: Thank you. (He leaves and she proceeds to plant the folder in his bottom drawer. She then picks up the phone and holds it to her breasts.) Hello? (Hangs up the phone.) I still don’t get it.

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

[Scene: Central Perk, Ross and Rachel are there as Phoebe and Monica enter.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 22

[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler is there as Joey enters.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 22

(Rachel turns her head to Ross and Phoebe and mouths, "No way.")

"Friends", season 8, episode 22

Monica: Okay fine! I keep betting Phoebe that you’re gonna have the baby and I don’t want to lose again!

"Friends", season 8, episode 22

Joey: Okay, so that’s another five hundred. Five hundred and five hundred, that’s… (Pauses to figure it out.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 22

Phoebe: Yeah, right! See, he gave up something, but then he got those magic beans. And then he woke up, and there was this, this big plant outside his window, full of possibilities and stuff.. And he lived in a village, and you live in the Village..

"Friends", season 1, episode 4

Bitter lady: (now yelling) Well, you're not gonna get one! Because in life there are no intermissions, people. Chapter 7: Divorce is a 4 letter word. (Now standing right in front of Chandler and bending down almost to his level as if speaking to him, yelling even louder) How could he leave me?!?!

"Friends", season 9, episode 20

The A.D: Yeah, we loves ‘em. I’ve never seen him with—(He gets a whiff of Joey and starts smelling around.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 14

Ross: Okay here, have one of these peppers. Oh ha… Oh God! So…so hot! (Rubs his eyes.) Oh my—(Laughs.) By the way, you don’t want to touch the pepper and then touch your eye.

"Friends", season 8, episode 22

Rachel: Oh, I know it. You’re right. That’s not sexy. Oh…Oh! (Drops a fork on the floor.) Whoops! Oh, I seem to have dropped my fork. Let me just bed over and get it. (Tries too, but can’t quite seem to make it.) Oh God!

"Friends", season 8, episode 22

(They hug and then kiss one more time.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 22

(The phone rings and Monica answers it.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 22

[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Courtney is dancing in the fat suit and after shaking her groove thing sits down in exhaustion.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 24

(Phoebe and Monica walk in from getting some coffee.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Rachel: Ross, you stay here and talk, I’m gonna go have a baby.

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Chandler: Man, if only you’d gotten here sooner. (Ross turns and glares at him.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Rachel: Because (laughs), because, I just heard it. I heard it, and it's ridiculous! I mean, you're married. You're-you're married and it's just ridiculous, and it's like, it's like when said it, I sort of like, I floated up out of my body, y'know? And, and-and then I heard myself say it and then the floating Rachel (laughs) was like, "You are such an idiot!"

"Friends", season 5, episode 2

Nurse: Yes, I see that here. Unfortunately we can’t guarantee a private room and currently they’re all unavailable.

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, Rachel is in bed, Ross is fooling around, and Dr. Long is checking on Rachel.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Dr. Long: Well you’re only two centimeters dilated and we need to get to ten. It’ll be a while.

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Rachel: We can’t find Chandler…(Phoebe sticks her head and motions that they found Chandler)—‘s vest. We can’t find Chandler’s vest.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Ross: Yeah, guess so. Whew! Check these out! (He’s looking at the stirrups on the other bed in the room and Rachel groans. Ross then hops into the bed and puts his legs into the stirrups.) Never done this before.

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Phoebe: All right, all right, so up until ‘92-93 he was very trusting, then ’94 hit, Carol left him and bamn! Paranoid city!

"Friends", season 4, episode 18

Monica and Phoebe: No-wait-no-no!!!!!!!

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

Marc: Hey! Smile! (Points his camera at Ross and Rachel.)

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Julie: Yeah, we are going to share every moment of this with you. And I think we’re gonna have some fun.

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Chandler: Okay. I’ve been thinking about it too, and I, I think we’re ready.

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Joey: (voice all high and weird) What?! Are you crazy?!

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(Joey says nothing, but enters the room and kisses her. They are kissing passionately only to stop for a brief "oh" from Rachel. They continue their passionate kiss and Joey closes the door with his foot and it shuts in the camera's "face". And that's the end of the ninth season.)

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

[Scene: The Hallway, Ross comes out and hugs Mrs. Geller.]

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Phoebe: Ooh. Oh. It looks like, like a tiny little person drowning in your cereal. (Ross gives her this look, like 'Yeah, doesn't it', and gets up to dump it down the drain.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 1

Ross: Gimmie! (Takes the ring and puts it in his coat pocket as Rachel enters the hallway.)

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Colleen: Everything is broken down into categories, and then cross-referenced, and then colour-coded to correspond with the forms in the back.

"Friends", season 10, episode 2

ROSS: I, I don't know, it's got all this stuff about wind and trees and there's some kind of sacred pool in it. I mean, I don't really get it but she's, she's pretty upset about it.

"Friends", season 2, episode 19

Ross: …she came and dragged me out of the labor room to ask me why I’m not with Rachel.

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Chandler: No, no, no, guys. She's right. We should get to work. I'll take stuff out of the closet, Joey you pack 'em and Ross you re-pack whatever Joey packs.

"Friends", season 10, episode 16

Phoebe: Right. And with who again? (Ross exits.)

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Mrs. Green: Now don’t worry! Everything’s gonna be okay. (Hugs Rachel while she is standing and Rachel is sitting, seeing this Monica decides to join in on the hugging by hugging Mrs. Green from behind her back.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 20

Rachel: Well they have uh, some unusual pet names for each other. Including umm, evil bitch and uh, sick bastard. Oh God oh! Contraction!

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Ross: No-no, I’m…I’m sure no one was looking. Just want some privacy. (He closes the screen and stares wide-eyed at Rachel.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Rachel: What?! She just called and said that she was gonna be working late! She keeps lying to me! That's it! Y'know what? I'm just gonna go over there and confront them right now!

"Friends", season 5, episode 12

(Ross shrugs his shoulders to Rachel and Sick Bastard closes the screen all the way.)

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Monica: And it’s so clean!!

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Phoebe: Because, I'm just, I'm incredibly anal and an unbelievable control freak.

"Friends", season 2, episode 1

Joey: Nope-op! I insist! (He hugs Chandler again and whispers to him.) You get the wine right?

"Friends", season 6, episode 11

Man: Well umm, if you have sometime y’know and maybe you might want to visit someone else…

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Amy turns to Ross and Rachel: Why does she keep making that noise?

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

[Scene: Another Waiting Room, Phoebe and Joey are trying to find out where the guy with the broken leg is.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

PHOEBE: Bye you. [Ryan's cab drives off. As Phoebe is going back in, she sees the Central Perk sign in the window and laughs.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 23

Phoebe: (coming back for Joey) No! (Grabs Joey and drags him away.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Monica: Listen uh, I-I’ve been doing some thinking, and I don’t know whether it’s because we’re here or Rachel’s giving birth but umm, I think we should try to have a baby.

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Joey: And what is his name?

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(He hops onto the bed and they start making out.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

[Scene: An Empty Hospital Room, Chandler and Monica enter.]

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Phoebe: Yeah! How would you like it if I sent you to Lee Majors’ house and told you that he liked you, and you went down there and you found out that he didn’t like you? How would you feel?

"Friends", season 8, episode 13

Phoebe: No not you, Dr. Drake Remoray. You can ask him questions and see what’s he like. People tell doctors everything.

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Monica: Okay. Let’s hurry—Oh wait! Do we have a condom? (He looks at her.) Oh right! (Laughs and they resume making out when a nurse catches them in the act.)

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Rachel: Honey, I don't know how to tell you this, but um, if something were to happen to Ross or to myself <Ross and Rachel knock on wood> um you wouldn't get the baby.

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

(Another woman with a nurse and doctor enter, the woman is screaming.)

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Dr. Long: We are moving along, just slowly. (Rachel lies back and sighs.) Don’t worry, you’re doing great. I’ll be back soon. (Exits.)

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Joey: Okay. And uh, are you married.

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Doctor: And here it is! (The baby cries.)

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Joey: Excellent! Excellent! And uh, finally, are you into any weird stuff y’know, sexually?

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Joey: Hmm. Do you sleep with women and never call them again?

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Joey: Oh really? So, 33 and still single, would you say you have commitment issues?

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