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JOEY: Come on, Chandler, I want this part soo much. (Chandler ignores him) Just one kiss, I won't tell anyone.
(Gunther goes up to the guy and holds a sign that reads, "We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone.")
Joey: No ... the leather sticks to my ass. You know, this isn't fair. What makes you think that I'm just gonna sleep with her and then blow her off? Huh? Can't you guys open your minds to the possibility that I actally like her, and might want something real? (pause) Look, the truth is, I haven't felt this way about anyone since Rachel, ok? I didn't think I could ever love again.
Phoebe: Does anyone want the rest of this Pop-Tart?
Ross: which brings us back, of course, to Greelys theory of dominance. (The bell rings.) Okay, that-thats all for today. Oh, uh does anyone know where the Freeman building is?
[Scene: Caesar's Palace Casino, Chandler is looking for Monica while Tom Jones's signature song is playing in the background (Getting the theme yet? Tom Jones, Wayne Newton, casinos They're in Vegas people! Catch up!) It's Not Unusual, y'know, "It's not unusual to be loved by anyone! It's not unusual to have fun with anyone! But when I see you hanging about with anyone, it's not unusual to see me cry! I wanna die." Well, while that's playing he spots Monica playing craps and in victory hug the guy next to her. Chandler turns and walks out.]
Phoebe: Does, um, anyone wanna see?
Ross: Ah, well, in here, anyone who... stands erect... So what's new? Still, uh...
Monica: He doesn't have anyone.
Ross: Yeah, uh, except for the red sock, which is still red. I'm sorry, please don't be upset, it could happen to anyone.
Monica: Well, go over to her! She's not with anyone.
Chandler: It was unbelievable. I-I've never met anyone like her. She's had the most amazing life! She was in the Israeli army...
CHANDLER: Of course I am. I reject anyone who's crazy enough to actually go out with me, and then I bitch about the fact that there aren't any great women out there.
Rachel: I can't kiss anyone.
Phoebe: I dunno. I don't feel like kissing anyone tonight.
Barry: See, about a month ago, I wanted to hurt you. More than I've ever wanted to hurt anyone in my life. And I'm an orthodontist.
Mr. Douglas: Not you. Relax. Ever have to fire anyone?
Chandler: Does anyone else think David Copperfield is cute?
Ross: Okay. He was more embarrassed about that than anyone. Okay? And for him to have the courage to walk back in here like nothing happened...
ROSS: You know, you know, actually it's getting better. It is. It is. Let's not go. Anyone for Thcrabble?
Julie: Oh, listen you guys. I have this friend at Bloomingdale's who's quitting tomorrow and he wants to abuse his discount. So, anyone want to come with me and take advantage of it?
Dr. Franzblau: I don't know, could be an hour, could be three, but relax, she's doing great. So, uh, tell me, are you currently involved with anyone?
Joey: Look, Rach, Rach! I've been with my share of women. In fact, I've been with like a lot of people's share of women. The point is, I've never felt about anyone the way Ross felt about you.
Phoebe: No! No! Its-its uh a real thing! Anyone can get ordained on the Internet and perform like weddings and stuff!
WAITER: Oh my God! Someone, he's choking. Is anyone here a doctor?
{Note: Does anyone else want to smack Ross right about now? Raise your hands. Okay, put them down before you stink out the person next to you.}
ROSS: Hey, anyone hear from Phoebe yet?
PHOEBE: Is anyone else starting to really like him?
ROSS: No, sorry I don't. Tell me why would anyone pay someone to scar their body for life? What if it doesn't come out right Phoebe? Then it's like, I don't know, havin' a bad hair cut all the time. Why's everyone staring at me?
MRS. GELLER: Richard. Richard. Your son isn't seeing anyone is he?
CHANDLER: Well, how could anyone not be in love with Yasmine Blepe?
DR. REMORE: Well then, uh, I uhh, guess that's me. Anyone else need to go on the elevator? Dr. Horton, Dr. Wong?
Chandler: Well, thats the best kiss Ive had with anyone Ive ever met in a mens room.
RICHARD: See, if anyone overheard that, I didn't come off well.
Monica: Its okay. I suppose it could happen to anyone, not anyone I know, but... By the way I can still see it.
Ross: Here we go. (Plays one note) Yknow, Ive-Ive never played my stuff for anyone before, so its important that-that you understand its about communicating very private emotions. (Plays another note) Yknow, umm, you should-you should think of umm, my work as wordless sound poems. Thats what Im
Phoebe: (in a deep voice, imitating Ross) Um, Rachel Im really sorry. (imitating Rachel) Thats okay, do you wanna get back together? (imitating Ross) Yeah, okay. (in her normal voice) Did anyone else hear that?!
CHAN: Does anyone have one from a different paper? Ross, read yours.
Ross: Just you keep it, listen did you, did you tell anyone about us?
Joey: Anyone mind if I save this?
Monica: Would you ever be a surrogate for anyone?
Joanna: Oh no, no-no-no, is he ah, married, or involved with anyone?
Rachel: Wow! Have you ever rescued anyone from a burning building before?
Ross: So, guys, am I crazy, or does Phoebes mom remind anyone of a cat?
Chip: So you still in touch with anyone from high school?
Ross: What? Oh! I gotta tell you, I-I wasnt expecting to like her at all, I mean I actually wasnt expecting to like anyone right now, but shes really terrific.
Joey: Oh, you are the best friends anyone has ever had.
Rachel: No!! No! Hes not married, or involved, with anyone!
Phoebe: Does anyone wanna watch TV?
Joey: Yeah. Listen uh, Id prefer it if you didnt call me Joey. Since I dont know anyone here, I thought itd be cool to try out a cool work nickname.
Monica: No! Rachel, you didn't find anyone so you can't tell him.
Wayne: Yeah. Her. All of them. Anyone.
Monica: Is anyone thankful for anything else besides a thong?
Joey: Man, if anyone asked me to give up any of you, I couldn't do it.
Dr. Leedbetter: It was a simple mistake. It could happen to anyone.
The Teacher: Well, that's sort of a given, but yes. Anyone else?
Monica: Chandler that's crazy! If you give up every time you'd have a fight with someone you'd never be with anyone longer thanOhhh! (They both realize something there.)
Chandler: The reason we didn't tell anyone was because we didn't want to make a big deal out of it.
Monica: Yes, but you cannot tell anyone! No one knows!
Rachel: Oh my God, it's so huge, but you just have to promise me that you cannot tell anyone.
Phoebe: As a masseuse and a human, I'm begging you, never do that to anyone!
Joey: I don't care, Rach! Look, I am tired of being the guy who knows all the secrets but can't tell anyone!
Ross: Well I'm sorry but you were! Okay? And besides if anyone should be hitting on her it's the guy who's single, the guy that who-who-who can do something about it.
Phoebe: You wanna be on my list too? Keep talking! Has anyone seem my list by the way?
Joey: I just said that so you wouldn't let Ben do it! Look Ross, if anyone should step aside it should be Ben!
Joey: (dejected) Yeah, all right. (Thinks of something.) Ooh! (He quickly runs out before anyone can stop him.)
Ross: (looking in the window behind them) Yknow, yknow Im lookin and I dont think anyones home here. I say we just break the window, crawl through, and-and yknow explain later.
Ross: Well, I don't know what else to do. I mean, I either keep my wife and lose one of my-my-my best friends or I keep my friend and get divorced the second time before I'm 30! So-so if anyone has-has a better suggestion, let's hear it! 'Cause I-I got nothing! All right, don't be shy, any suggestion will do. (There are none.) Okay then. Here we go. Magic 8 Ball, should I never see Rachel again? (He turns it over and reads the answer) Ask again later. Later is not good enough. (He shakes it up again and reads the answer.) Ask again later. What the hell! This is broken! It-it is broken!
Ross: Oh yeah? Have you ever dated anyone who has been divorced three times?
Joey: Oh and (Ross begins to open the door and Joey says some gibberish word to indicate to Ross that hes not done yet. Ross closes the door again.) Okay, and uh if anyone needs help pretending to like it, I learned something in acting class, try uh, rubbing your stomach (Rubs his stomach) or uh, or saying mmm and uh, oh oh! And smiling (Smiles while pretending to stir a bowl), okay?
Emily: If anyone asks, well just say Ben addressed them. (Looking through the envelopes.) Oh! So you invited Rachel then?
Chandler: So, has anyone talked to Dr. and Mrs. Geller yet?
Rachel: Yeah! Its an apothecary table. Does anyone even know what an apothecary is?
Phoebe: Okay, good. There you go. Doesnt anyone feel better?
Ross: Why does anyone have to be naked?
Rachel: I did but she doesnt think anyone would be stupid enough to confuse Kenny the copy guy with Ralph Lauren.
Ross: Anytime anything comes close to touching her eye or anyone else's she like freaks out. Watch! Watch! (He takes his finger and moves it towards his eye.)
Ross: Look, its just did, did you ever go to a party and think, "Would really anyone miss me if I werent here?"
Ross: Hey does anyone have any gum?
Phoebe: I dont know, I dont have anyone right now. Yknow?
Ross: Anyone else? Huh? Bring em on!
Dr. Leedbetter: It was a simple mistake. It could happen to anyone.
Phoebe: Now, have you told anyone else?
Phoebe: You just cant stand anyone else enjoying themselves cant you?
Rachel: Monica, what did you mean before when you said you didnt want to talk to anyone, especially me?
Monica: Wow! Thats great! Dad must really like you, he doesnt ask just anyone to play.
Phoebe: (to the students) Oh, Im sorry. Im so rude. Does anyone want to come to the movies?
Phoebe: (gasps) You wouldnt! Okay look, Rachel I know you really want to do this, but I-Ive never been maid of honor to anyone before! And I know youve done it at least twice!
Joey: Look, Chandler, I told you, never tell anyone about this dog thing. It's like Ross not likin ice cream.
Bonnie: So, anyone up for a midnight dip in the ocean?
Joey: Yeah may-maybe you dont tell anyone about this.
Chandler: (To Monica) Now all you have to do is just get through a little bit more, okay? Then we can put you in bed, okay? Just smile and dont talk to anyone.
Ross: (in his head) Say something clever! (Pause.) Okay, doesnt have to be clever, it just has to be words. Say some words. (Pause) Any words will do. (Pause) Oh my God! This is the longest that anyone has not talked ever! (Pause) There is nothing you can say to make this worse!! So just say something!! (Pause.) (To her) I-I, I uh havent had sex in a very long time. (She leaves.) (In his head) Yeah, you really shouldnt have said anything.
Monica: No, a guy would be saying, "Im never gonna get to sleep with anyone else." Oh my God! Im never gonna get to sleep with anyone else! Ive been so busy planning the wedding that I forgot about all the things that Id be giving up! I mean, I Im never gonna have a first kiss again.
Monica: Yes, but you cannot tell anyone! No one knows!
Chandler: The reason we didn't tell anyone was because we didn't want to make a big deal out of it.
Mrs. Geller: You could kick anyones ass you want too.
Monica: We didnt get anything for anyone.
Monica: Well, the good news is, I dont think anyones looking at us.
Rachel: Okay Phoebe, we can not tell anyone about this.
Ross: Hi! (To Mrs. Bing) Hi! (Mr. Bing starts rubbing his arm.) Hi. Has umm, anyone seen Chandler?