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[Scene: Carol and Susan's apartment, Susan is there. Ross enters.]
Ross: Ok. (browsing the apartment) Wow, you guys sure have a lot of books about bein' a lesbian.
(Everyone leaves the apartment.)
(They walk in. Smoke fills the apartment.)
[Scene: Chandler and Eddie's apartment. Chandler is there. There's a knock at the door. He answers it to see a young woman holding a fishtank.]
(Joey has made a little home movie that's his big scene. He braces himself against the door to his apartment and while holding a plastic gun and wearing the same sweater says )
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment. Continued from earlier.]
Mike: No, no! What I mean is, I hate going back to my apartment now... and partly because I live above a known crack den but... mostly because when I'm there, It's just, I really miss you. So.. do you want to move in together?
(The apartment manager hung up on him and he hangs up the phone and throws in on the chair. Joey motions, "What the hell was that?" Chandler makes a face to say, "Think about it." Joey tries to divide 136 by 13; he's confused. Suddenly, light dawns on yonder dunder head. He gets it.)
(Phoebe gets up and walks across the hallway, but the door to Chandler and Joeys apartment is shut. She knocks, and anxiously waits for Joey to come, but instead her identical twin sister emerges wearing one of Joeys shirts.)
[Scene: Monica's Apartment, Rachel is watching Joanne Loves Chaci.]
Rachel: Jill, honey, I think this is the best thing that couldve ever happened to you. I mean you needed to get out on your own anyway! And you know when I did it, I-I-I at first I was scared, and look at me now! Im the only daughter dad is proud of! Okay, well this is, this is what youre gonna do. Youre gonna get a job, youre gonna get an apartment, and then Ill help you and you can stay with us. Right Pheebs, she can stay with us?
Phoebe: Well speaking of chiming in, remember the time you burned down my apartment?
Monica: That's right. [Scene: Monica's Apartment, Rachel is talking on the phone and pacing.]
[Scene: Ross's Apartment, the guys are there assembling furniture.]
[Scene: Ross's Apartment; Ross is pacing while Joey and Chandler are working on some more furniture.]
[Scene: Ross's Apartment, they're all sitting around and talking.]
[Scene: Monica's Apartment, Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler.]
Monica: Wait-wait!! Okay, stop it! Stop it! Stop! (Breaks it up.) Now listen, no ones gonna fight in this apartment.
[Scene: Ross's Apartment, a locksmith has finished changing the locks on Rosss door.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment, everyone is watching the tape of the sonogram. Rachel is on the phone.]
Rachel: Ooh, I was kinda hoping that wouldn't be an issue... [Scene: Monica's Apartment, everyone is there and watching a Spanish Soap on TV and are trying to figure out what is going on.]
(Cut to Joey's apartment. Joey looks inside the cardboard box that used to be the home of Chick Jr. and Duck Jr., but they have disappeared.)
Joey: No, no, hey, no! Too late for apologies... ok? You broke my heart. You know how many women I had to sleep with to get over you? (and he leaves the apartment, leaving her shocked)
[Scene: Joey's new apartment. Everyone but Chandler is there. Joey has decorated the place with tons of tacky stuff.]
[Scene: outside Phoebe's apartment, Monica is knocking on the door.]
Rachel: Joey, God, your apartment is like a hundred degrees!
[Scene: Ross' apartment, Chandler is over.]
Phoebe: Can I borrow the phone? I want to call my apartment and check on my grandma. (to Monica) What's my number?
[Scene: Monica's apartment, Phoebe is singing.]
MONICA: This wasn't addressed to Days of Our Lives, this is, this came to your apartment. There's no stamp on it, this woman was in our building.
Monica: Ross, is he gonna live with you, like, in your apartment?
(Joey and Ross go into Monica and Rachel's apartment)
[Cut to inside the apartment.]
Rachel: (running from the guy's apartment with Joey in tow) Hey, what's-what's going on?!
(Joey runs off down the hall. Ross tries Monica and Rachel's apartment, but it is locked so he has to stand in the hall and pretend he wasn't listening. Chandler and his mom come out)
[Scene: The Hallway, Chandler is trying to get Janice out of his apartment.]
[Cut to inside the apartment, Rachel and Ross are entering.]
[Scene: Ross and Rachel's apartment. Both of them sitting on the couch, interviewing a nanny candidate.]
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment, Chandler is entering with a peace offering of a Joey Special, two pizzas.]
Ronni: Oh, uh, well, you left your good hair at my apartment, I figured you'd need it tomorrow for your meeting. (Hands him the hair)
(He leaves. Cut to Monica entering Chandler and Joey's apartment. She sneaks up to the shower door)
[Scene: Ross's new apartment, he is showing his boss, Dr. Ledbetter his new place and new outlook on life.]
[Scene: Ross' apartment. Chandler and Joey are there. Ross enters with a pizza.]
[Scene: Ross's apartment, everyone but Rachel is seated around his table. The Lion Sleep Tonight plays in the background.]
[Scene: Ross's Apartment, continued from earlier.]
Ross: OK. (closes eyes) I'm in my apartment...
Ross: That's it. I'm in my apartment, you're not there, we're not having this conversation. (gets up, walks across room)
Steve: It's a lovely apartment.
(Rachel comes out of the apartment holding a pot. Joey holds in anticipation and Rachel opens it)
Joey: Man, we gotta do something about that guy. This morning, I caught him looking into our apartment. It creeps me out! I feel like I can't do stuff!
Ross: (Angry) I- I- I ca- I can't believe this. I mean, all I asked you to do was keep him in the apartment.
Ross: That's right, I.. 'cause I didn't expect you were gonna invite them to the apartment!
(Rachel comes out from their apartment with a mirror and a lipstick in her hands)
(Chandler struts out from his apartment)
(Monica enters from their apartment, crying)
Joey: All right, all right. (he comes out from their apartment with a huge sandwich in his hand)
[Scene: Ross's apartment. Ross is holding Ben.]
MR. BOYLE: All right, kids. Here's the deal. According to my client's will, he wants to leave all his earthly possessions to "the noisy girls in the apartment above mine".
Rachel: At his apartment. Is this juice?
[Scene: Ross' apartment, Girl, You'll Be A Woman Soon (the original, not that cruddy Urge Overkill version) is playing. Ross and Celia are kissing passionately.]
RACHEL: You still think of it as your apartment, don't you?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment, Joey is trying to turn the sofabed back into a sofa. Someone knocks on the door and it rears up at him.]
[Scene: Ross's apartment. Ross and Julie are setting the table.]
MONICA: No. Um, I know you like this, and I want you to have it. I think it'll look good in our apartment.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Rachel is on the phone.]
Joey: Yeah. Yeah, so what? (On phone) Look, I live across the street, (walking to the window) and I know all about you and your little telescope, and I don't appreciate it, okay? (Listens) Yeah, I can see you right now! (Listens) Hello! (Listens) If I wanna walk around my apartment in my underwear, I shouldn't have to feel like(Listens)Thank you, but... that's not really the point... (Listens) The point is that... (Listens) Mostly free weights, but occasionally..
[Scene: Ross's apartment. After dinner. Chandler enters.]
Monica: You guys are always hanging out in my apartment! Come on, I'll only use my left hand, huh? Come on, wussies! (Joey and Chandler pick her up) All right, ok, I gotta go. I'm going, (they throw her out) and I'm gone.
[Scene: Ross's apartment. Everyone is sitting around. Monica enters from bathroom.]
ROSS: Ohh. . . Thanks Rach, goodnight. [goes back in apartment]
[Scene: Ross's apartment. Julie is telling her live story.]
CHAN: And we're changing. [jogs back in his apartment]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Everyone is sitting at the couches, Chandler enters.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler is on the phone with a computer hotline.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Ross is up in arms about the Rachel/Julie situation.]
[She goes into her apartment and slams the door.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Rachel is sitting on the couch, eating candy. It is raining out. Ross climbs up the fire escape and is knocking on the window.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Carol and Susan are dropping off Ben.]
[Scene: Ross' apartment. Ross, Chandler, and Joey are there eating pizza.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica has made food for Phoebe and Rachel to taste.]
[Ross is at his apartment.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica and Rachel are there.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Ross, Monica, and Rachel are sitting around after the party. Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe enter.]
[Rachel seems touched. She pauses for a moment, then picks up the phone and starts to dial. Cut to Ross at his apartment.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica, Rachel, Ross, and Phoebe are there. Phoebe is looking out the window.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica is preparing for the party with Ross questioning her.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Rachel, Chandler, and Joey are decorating the Christmas tree.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. They are having their party. All the guests are stripped down because of the heat.]
[Scene: Chandler, Phoebe, Rachel, Monica comforting Joey at Monica and Rachel's apartment.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler and Joey are standing around in the kitchen.]
[Scene: Ross, Phoebe, Rachel, and Chandler at Monica and Rachel's apartment.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Joey is making marinara sauce and filling every container in sight. Chandler enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica answers the door and lets her parents in. They are carrying boxes.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica and Richard are there. Phoebe enters.]
[Both run back in their apartment. There's a knock at the door.]
PHOEBE: What, what's about to happen? [starts watching] I've never seen this part before. Hey, Travis, watcha doin' with that gun? Oh no, no no Travis, put down the gun. No no no no, he he's your buddy, he's your Yeller, no, no no, the end, THE END. [hear the gunshot from the TV] [Scene:Monica and Rachel's apartment. Richard is on the balcony smoking and Monica is on the phone.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Monica, Rachel, and the guys are watching Days of Our Lives.]
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment. Phoebe and Joey are "updating" Joey's resumé.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler and Susie are making out on the couch.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler is playing foosball by himself, Joey enters]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Chandler and Phoebe are sitting at the couch. Ross is sitting at the table and answers the phone.]
MONICA: Oh, gosh, this is so weird. I mean, his whole life was in this apartment, and now it's gone. You know, I think it would be nice if we just took a few moments, for Mr. Heckles. I mean, he was kind of a pain, he was, but, he was a person. You're all going to hell.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler is there. Joey enters.]