words in movies
[Scene: Outside Central Perk, Chandler and Monica are waiting for Phoebe to arrive with the cab.]
Rachel: Well excuse me, my fashion-impaired friends, I am here to tell you that hats are back.
[Scene: At the Beach, its raining cats and dogs as the gang arrives. Chandler and Monica are taking shelter under Rachels hat.]
Phoebe: (entering) Are you ah, Phoebe Abott?
Phoebe: No-no, sorry. Cookies are good, thanks.
Monica: What are you crazy?!
Phoebe: Oh, so, how are we doing?
Ross: Whoa, hey! What are doing? Trying to get me drunk?
Bonnie: What are you guys doing?!
[Scene: The beach house, the next morning. Chandler and Monica are in the kitchen eating breakfast.]
Bonnie: Yeah, Joey and Chandler sure are funny.
Bonnie: Yeah, thank you Rachel, you are soo cool.
Phoebe: Well, are any of those people here?!
Phoebe Sr: What are you doing here?!
Phoebe: Umm, okay, okay, look. I took this picture from your fridge. Okay, because I know that this is my Father. Yeah, this is Frank Buffay and you are standing right there next to him. Now, look I deserve to know where I came from. All right? So if you can help me find my Father then you should! Otherwise, youre just mean! (pause) So, just tell me the truth!
Joey: Im telling ya, you guys are totally getting back together!
Chandler: Althea?! What are you doing?!
Chip: Here, we are.
Chandler: Are you all right?!
Hoshi: You are iron. You are steel! Let me ask you something, how come when I call your computer support line, I have to wait an hour and a half?
[Scene: Dots Spot, Chip and Monica are on there date, eating dinner. Chip is telling a story.]
RACHEL: Ooh, goooosh, ooh, these are cookies smashed in the sports section.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Rachel, Phoebe, and Julio are consoling Joey and Chandler.]
Joey: (approvingly) Oh! ok, yeah, I think I can do that. Yeah ok, there's this party scene coming up.. and Olivia and her husband are there and all Drake wants to do is grab her and kiss her, but he can't... And that makes me think about all those times when I wanted to grab you and kiss you, but you didn't know so I would just pretend everything was cool, but really, it was killing me.
Joey: Well, Chandler's old roomate was Jewish, and these are the only candles we have, so... Happy Chanukah, everyone.
Rachel: So honey, what are you gonna do about the little girl?
Joey: Hey!! We are so in luck! Treeger said that we could have all this cool stuff from the basement. Wait right there. (Goes back into the hall)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Ross, Phoebe, and Rachel are eating breakfast.]
Monica: Doing great, the quiches are coming along.
Monica: No. If you thought this mess is going to bother me, you are wrong! All right, let's go Blinky! (She ushers Rachel out the door, but before the door fully closes she sticks her head back in.) Chandler!!!! (Chandler agrees to clean up the mess.)
[Scene: Central Perk, all except Phoebe are there, Ross is telling the gang, minus Rachel whos still being retrained, about the different cookie options.]
[Scene: The delivery room, everyone except Rachel is there. Phoebe, Monica, and Ross are holding the babies.]
[Cut to Monica and Rachels apartment, all are there.]
[Scene: The Gellers Kitchen, Monica and Phoebe are still cooking.]
Monica: Then why are you laughing?
(They start kissing again, but are interrupted by the phone.
Joanna: What are you doing?
Chandler: You are, youre gonna leave me like this?
Chandler: Hi! (to Sophie) How are you?
PHOE: No, you are not, you are very attractive. You know what, I go through the exact same thing. Every time I put on a little weight, I start questioning everyting.
Rachel: Wait a minute! What are you gonna tell Joanna?
[Scene: game room, Monica and Mike are still playing ping pong]
Phoebe: Wow! My breasts are really strong. (She goes and joins Monica.)
(Chandler nods along and they enter the whirlpool room and remove their robes. Only Chandler is lacking a certain item of clothing. You see this is a coed whirlpool, which means swimsuits, and in fact there are two women already there and Chandler didnt seem to wear his. Needless to say, everyone is shocked, including Chandler.)
Chandler: Okay, heres the situation. The keys to the cuffs are on the back of the door. Could you be a doll and grab them and scoot on over and unlock me? And on a totally different subject, that is a lovely pantsuit.
[Scene: Joannas office, Rachel and Chandler are still negotiating.]
[Scene: Central Perk, all except Chandler, are there.]
Joanna: No, we are. Im sad.
Mr. Treeger:: What are you doing?
The Salesman: (Entering before Joey can say anything) Good afternoon, are you the decision maker of the house?
Chandler: Ah-ha, youre not the boss of me. (She kisses him) Yeah, you are! (She handcuffs him to the chair) Ooh, saucy.
Phoebe: Hey, you know what might help you deal with it? Think of it this way, you and Emily are in the past and you can't be mad about the past. So are you still mad about the Louisiana Purchase?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler and Monica are there and Rachel is arranging a bouquet of flowers, pricks her finger on a thorn, throws the bouquet over her head, and those you who are quicker than some already know that Monica is the one who catches it.]
[Scene: Chandlers gym, He and Ross are there to cancel his membership.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are showing a couple of guys (Tony and Peter) the entertainment center.]
Chandler: Oh. Well, hold on camper, are you sure you've thought this thing through?
Joey: No, its okay, but if Im Marge, my breasts are coming out my back.
[Cut to Joannas outer office, where Rachel and Sophie work. They are both coming back from lunch.]
Monica: (laughing harder) You know the words! You are so into this!
Rachel: You are soo enjoying this.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Monica are sitting at the table as Joey enters.]
Rachel: What are you ever gonna use that for?!
Monica: Okay, looks like Ross and I are captains. Okay, so um, I bunnied first so that means I get to pick first. Joey.
[Cut to the roof, where Joey and Mr. Treeger are dancing happily to ^Night and Day^.]
[Scene: Central Perk, the next morning. Chandler, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there.]
Kathy: Wow! You are really good at this.
Monica: You guys are dead, I am so good at lighting rounds.
Ross: No, look, uh. You are upset about your father and you're feeling vulnerable and I just don't feel it would be right, I'd feel like I'd be, you know, taking advantage of you.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe and Monica are there.]
Rachel: (entering, with a guy) Hi guys! This is Josh. Josh, these are my friends, and that's Ross.
Joey: (in a very aaaaahhhhh sweeeeeet voice) Aaahhh, look at you two... holding hands... huh is this getting serious? (Phoebe and Mike, embarrassed, start babbling and look away.) Have you not talked about it yet? (They say nothing now, but smile) Am I making you uncomfortable? (smiles are becoming forced now, and he speaks to Mike) If you were bigger you'd hit me, huh...? Aaaaaahhhhhh (he turns away to the bar)
Kathy: Hey, Chandler! What are you doing here?
Ross: Pheebs, what are you doing?
Ross: Are you serious?
Chandler: No, I just always see guys doing this when they get handcuffs taken off them. (He runs over to where his pants are hanging) Hello sweet pants!
Monica: What are you doing with those?!
Chandler: No-no-no-no, no, its a good thing. Why must we dial so speedily anyway? Why must we rush through life? Why cant we savor the precious moments? (to one of Joeys sisters) Those are some huge breasts you have.
Joey: Yeah. And look, I just want you to know that with Rachel staying here and everything, all my feelings from before are totally over, okay? And even if they weren't, when you accidentally walk in on a woman using a breast pump...
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are there.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is watching TV as Joey and Kathy are laughing in Joey's bedroom. They get to be pretty loud so Chandler turns the TV way up.]
Gunther: So umm, are we cool?
Phoebe: Hey what are you guys looking at?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's. Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there. Chandler enters.]
PHOEBE: Ohh, ok, I see what you did there. Aren't you afraid though, that the writers are gonna be kinda mad when they read this?
Chandler: It's okay, the duck's using our bathroom anyway. (Kathy goes into the bathroom.) Hey Joe! What are you getting Kathy for her birthday?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the next morning, they are all there eating breakfast.]
Joey: Look, we are not gonna
[Scene: A kitchen where Phoebe and Monica are finishing up a catering job]
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross and a beautiful blonde (Cheryl) are standing outside. The rest of the gang is watching from inside.]
JOEY: Angela? Joey Tribiani. Listen, what are ya doing tonight. I know your seeing that guy I was thinking maybe you could bring him.....Hello? Hello? (picks up a statue of an Indian and walks into his room)
Ross: Uh-uhWow! Uh, I thought you guys were just like making jokes, I had no idea. What you know what? You guys are wrong. Uh yes, there is a chronological age difference but I never notice it. You know why? Because she is very mature. Besides, it doesnt really matter to me what you guys think. I mean, Im the one dating Elizabeth, not you!
Chandler: (shocked) Joey, what-wh-wh-wha-wh-wha-wh-wha-wh-wha-what are you doing here?
Chandler: The cushions are the essence of the chair!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone except Joey and Chandler are there eating breakfast.]
Joey: No, things are fine with Kathy. Im having a late dinner with her tonight, right after my early dinner with Casey.
Joey: Yeah. Why are you getting so upset?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Monica are sitting on the couch playing cards, and Phoebe is working on a new song.]
Monica: No! Steady as a rock! Now, are you with me.
Ross: No, you guys, I mean my keyboards are all the way up inNo, yeah, okay. (Runs out.)
Phoebe: What are you guys talking about, I loved it! It was soo moving. Oh, plus its just, its so different from the stuff you usually hear.
Joey: He said that he wasnt gonna apologize because you guys are living here illegally, so instead what hes gonna do is have you evictedIll see you later.
(They lean in to kiss and are interrupted by the phone.)
(Suddenly Rachel clears her throat and the camera cuts to the rest of the gang staring at them. Needless to say Joey and Ross are shocked and slowly turn their heads to see the gang.)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, continued from earlier. Chandler and Kathy are still kissing, then they stop suddenly.]
CHANDLER: Which is why geese are so relaxed this time of year.
Joey: Oh, you are the best friends anyone has ever had.
Monica: Are you serious?
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel and Monica are sitting on the couch and Phoebe is getting coffee as Chandler enters. Ross is also there.]
Chandler: Oh man, I am so sorry. Are, are you okay?
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is playing his music. Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are sitting on the couch.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving.]
Rachel: So are things with you and Joey any better?
[Scene: Outside Cheryl's apartment, Ross and Cheryl are kissing]
Rachel: (standing in her doorway) People are trying to sleep in here!
Ross: Really?! Wow! Thats-thats so nice, what are you gonna get me?
Hypnosis Tape: You do not need to smoke. Cigarettes dont control you. You are a strong, confident woman, who does not need to smoke. A strong, confident woman, who does not need to smoke. (Joey walks out smiling to himself.)