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'ASS' in a movie sentence | examples for 'ASS' from movies

Chandler: (laughs) Well, don�t believe everything you hear, Ken. (both turning away to files) But yeah, that�s true. Alright, let�s get started, by take a look at last quarter�s figures. (The female next to Chandler starts smoking, towards her:) Ah, Claudia, aren�t you supposed to blow smoke up the bosses� ass?

"Friends", season 9, episode 5

Phoebe: One really does have a stick up one�s ass. Doesn�t one?

"Friends", season 9, episode 5

Phoebe: (running up) Okay. Okay, here’s what we’re gonna do. Okay, I’m gonna break into this mini-van and put it in neutral. You guys push it forward so Ross can drive out of his spot. Okay? All right, here we go. (She opens her coat and reveals that thing car thieves use to break into cars as Ross jumps in behind the wheel. She inserts the device, unlocks the door, opens it, and the alarm goes off.) Haul ass!!!! (Runs off.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 14

Monica: Oh, really? So why was I busting my ass to make this delicious Thanksgiving dinner?

"Friends", season 1, episode 9

Joey: (angrily) Get your non-believer ass outta my chair! (She gets up and heads for her room.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Ross: Yeah, well excuse me for wanting to be with my girlfriend on our anniversary, boy what an ass am I.

"Friends", season 3, episode 15

Joey: Hey, that woman's got an ass like Carol's! (They turn to stare at him.) What? Thought we were trying to find stuff.

"Friends", season 1, episode 4

Monica: This Thanksgiving kicks last Thanksgiving's ass!

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Phoebe: No, I don't think this was your shot. I mean, I don't even think you just get one shot. I really believe big things are gonna happen for you, I do! You've gotta just keep thinking about the day that some kid is gonna run up to his friends and go 'I got the part! I got the part! I'm gonna be Joey Tribbiani's ass!'.

"Friends", season 1, episode 6

Steve: Well, smack my ass and call me Judy! These are fantastic!

"Friends", season 1, episode 15

Monica: Well, my breasts are going to get bigger weather you like it or not! And you know what? It's not just my breasts. My ass is going to get bigger too.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

MONICA: Yeah. I hope she can kick his ass.

"Friends", season 2, episode 6

BIG BULLY: The guy that's about to kick your ass talks like that.

"Friends", season 2, episode 21

Monica: For your information, ass munch, I've lost four pounds. Maybe even five with all the dancing. (A guy enters holding a pizza box)

"Friends", season 10, episode 11

Mr. Tribbiani: Just for a coupla days. I got a job midtown. I figure I'm better off staying with the kid than hauling my ass back and forth on the ferry. (Sees Roger) I don't know this one.

"Friends", season 1, episode 13

RACHEL: Oh, come on, would you just grab my ass.

"Friends", season 2, episode 15

PHOEBE: OK, now I'm gonna kick some ass.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

Joey: No ... the leather sticks to my ass. You know, this isn't fair. What makes you think that I'm just gonna sleep with her and then blow her off? Huh? Can't you guys open your minds to the possibility that I actally like her, and might want something real? (pause) Look, the truth is, I haven't felt this way about anyone since Rachel, ok? I didn't think I could ever love again.

"Friends", season 9, episode 12

JOEY: Alright, you're on. I can take two minutes out of my day to kick your ass.

"Friends", season 2, episode 16

Rachel: Oh not bad. Do you know that feeling when you’re trying to blow a Saint Bernard out your ass?

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Monica:: Joey I am not going to objectify woman with you (looks at the woman) but if her face is as nice as her ass woah mamma.

"Friends", season 9, episode 4

Dr. Rhodes: First of all, it's on your ass.

"Friends", season 3, episode 23

Chandler: Okay, now let’s decide who has the nicest ass.

"Friends", season 3, episode 17

Phoebe: (to Paulo) Ok, you're gonna have to not touch my ass.

"Friends", season 2, episode 1

Phoebe: God, I hope they kick his ass!

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Rachel: Oh yeah, I'm jealous. "Oh Gavin, please, please look at my ass". (Gavin starts looking) Stop looking at my ass! I mean, I just think you are totally inappropriate, ok? This is a work environment, she's your subordinate.

"Friends", season 9, episode 12

Rachel: What a jerk! You want me to kick his ass?

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Phoebe: Ow! My ass. Okay. Okay. (She manages to climb completely inside and the window slams shut.) Oh, shhh!

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

Doug: Oh, is it the swearing? I mean is it the constant swearing? Because I gotta tell ya, if it is, you can just... kiss my ass!

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Phoebe: Okay! Ooh-ahh, I'm gonna go pack. I'm gonna go pack my ass off!

"Friends", season 5, episode 2

Chandler: (standing in the door of the fridge) Well, I don’t have to break up with her this time. We’re not involved! I’m going to do a pre-emptive strike! I’m going to end it with her before it starts. My ass is like frozen! (Closes the fridge.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 15

Monica: Probably the only time I'll ever say this, but did you see the ass on her?

"Friends", season 4, episode 6

Rachel: Um-hmm. (Joshua turns to look in the mirror and leaves Rachel staring at his ass.) There we go. There it is.

"Friends", season 4, episode 14

Phoebe: Yeah. I'm a hard ass.

"Friends", season 4, episode 6

Monica: You bet your ass, I’m gonna fire you! Thank you.

"Friends", season 4, episode 10

Monica: You bet your ass I’m gonna fire you! Get out of my kitchen! Get out!! (Joey leaves) All right! Anybody else got a problem? How ‘bout you Chuckles? You think this is funny now?

"Friends", season 4, episode 10

Ross: Okay! You guys are getting married tomorrow and-and I couldn’t be more thrilled for both of you, but as Monica’s older brother I-I have to tell you this. If you ever hurt my little sister, if you ever cause her any unhappiness of any kind, I will hunt you down, and kick your ass! (Chandler laughs.) What? I’m-I’m-I’m serious! (Chandler laughs harder.) Come—Hey! Dude! Stop it! Okay? I’m-I’m not kidding here!

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Phoebe: Ohh! Okay, I’m going to have to kick her ass too.

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Phoebe: Hello, Hello. Ohh, OHH, she knew I could kick her ass.

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Chandler: And we just sit here. I mean if I die the only way people would even know I was here, would be by the ass print on this chair! Look, we have to do something. Okay? Something huge!

"Friends", season 4, episode 21

Phoebe: Hey!! Get your ass back here, Tribbiani!! (Joey walks back in, scared.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 22

Joey: Cut it out Ross! I hate to have to save your life and kick your ass in the same day!

"Friends", season 5, episode 20

Chandler: Hey, that monkey's got a Ross on its ass!

"Friends", season 1, episode 10

Monica: Hey, Joey's ass! What are you doing?

"Friends", season 5, episode 5

Phoebe: I may play the fool at times, but I’m a little more than a pretty blond girl with an ass that won’t quit. (She takes the sweater out of her purse.) I believe this belongs to the father of your baby.

"Friends", season 8, episode 2

Monica: Phoebe, you are a bad ass!

"Friends", season 5, episode 9

Phoebe: Yeah well, in America you're just an "ass".

"Friends", season 10, episode 3

Rachel: Nothing else worked. That girl is all about the ass...

"Friends", season 9, episode 7

Phoebe: Oh, it’s bad. It’s really bad. The only thing in there that isn’t burned is an ass. Which I do not remember buying!

"Friends", season 6, episode 18

Monica: Let’s take a walk. (They start to leave.) Y’know maybe you should consider writing for Talking Out of Your Ass magazine! (They exit.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Phoebe: (quietly) Bye, fat ass.

"Friends", season 5, episode 22

Phoebe: Yeah, from now on everyone you lurk, I'm gonna lurk first! You move on to someone else, I'm gonna be one step ahead of you, every single time! And then I'll be on your ass every hour of every day 'til Monday, because that's when I go home. When do you leave?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: (To Ross) Saved your ass.

"Friends", season 6, episode 4

Phoebe: Now, we can kick anybody’s ass!

"Friends", season 6, episode 17

Monica: I’m getting married!!!! I’m gonna be a bride!!!! (Someone else yells at her.) No, I will not shut up because I’m engaged! (He yells again.) Ohh, big talk! Huh, why don’t you come over here and say that to me?! Huh, buddy?! Yeah, my fiancee will kick your ass! (Chandler starts to look worried.) Come on, apartment 20! Apartment 20!

"Friends", season 7, episode 1

Rachel: Definitely! Phoebe, you will not find a single game show host, who’s ass I cannot kick.

"Friends", season 6, episode 17

Chandler: A face ass?

"Friends", season 6, episode 19

Phoebe: (interrupting) No, I mean I was really acting my ass off.

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Monica: No sweetie, you’ve got to win over the guy that controls C.H.E.E.S.E.! You’ve got to kiss some serious robot ass!

"Friends", season 6, episode 21

Joey: So, we’re walking down the street and I turn to you and I say, “Hey, let’s go hang out at Totally Nude Nudes,” remember? And then, and then, you turn to me and say, “Nah, let’s just hang out at your place.” Well, that was a nice move dumb ass.

"Friends", season 3, episode 18

Phoebe: OK, now I'm gonna kick some ass.

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Ross: Perhaps. Now I’m curious, at what point during those girlish screams would you have begun to kick my ass?

"Friends", season 6, episode 17

Monica: Yeah and if I had seven, maybe I would’ve said something like this, "Wow! My boyfriend’s such a wise ass—seven!"

"Friends", season 6, episode 21

Chandler: Well what… Y’know what I’m gonna do? I’m gonna go over there; I’m gonna kick his ass! (Pause) Will you help me?!

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Phoebe: Yeah, and y’know what? I don’t give a tiny rat’s ass.

"Friends", season 7, episode 5

Chandler: Look, I figured I would try to convince him not to tell the story anymore, and I figure the best way to do that is face to face—And by face I don’t mean his lap. And by face, I don’t mean my ass. (Exits.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

Ross: Listen, you are hearing one side of the story, okay—and F.Y.I she must’ve shown Kyle over 30 paint samples before she painted that room! And his response to each one was, "I don’t give a tiny rat’s ass."

"Friends", season 7, episode 5

Monica: Limited seating my ass. Let’s see who made the cut. (To the couple sitting to her right.) Hi!

"Friends", season 7, episode 11

Phoebe: Ugh, what a kiss ass.

"Friends", season 7, episode 6

Ross: So I'm a pimp huh? It's okay! Look, I know that sometimes I can be a pain in the ass, but you just have to talk to me. Tell me if something is bothering you. Okay? And for my part I will do everything I can to keep my annoying habits just (Does the 'quiet down' maneuver).

"Friends", season 5, episode 7

Joey: Okay. Can I squeeze your ass?

"Friends", season 7, episode 18

Mr. Geller: I’ve been thinking about getting rid of it. I was driving it the other day and saw my reflection in a store window. Your mother’s right, I do look like an ass.

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Rachel: Yeah! If you don't I will! Of course your body's gonna change. Your breasts are gonna get bigger, your ass is gonna get bigger, you're gonna lose bladder control. (she starts sobbing) God! It's just such a magical time!

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Joey: No-no-no-no look no! I won’t spit, and I won’t stare at Monica’s breasts! Y’know? Everyone knows I’m an ass man!

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Chandler: Absolutely! Y’know, because touchie can mean both ass and good worker.

"Friends", season 7, episode 9

Mrs. Geller: You could kick anyone’s ass you want too.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Mr. Geller: …of course you can kick his ass son.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Joey: How is "Monica, I love your sweet ass," inappropriate?

"Friends", season 7, episode 21

Phoebe: Well let’s just say its she’s lucky she has a sweet ass, ‘cause she’s not so good at the writing.

"Friends", season 7, episode 21

Joey: Well who is this guy?! Huh? Who is he? ‘Cause I will track him down and kick his ass!

"Friends", season 8, episode 2

Richard: Is that my ass? (He’s looking at Joey’s.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Ross: You’re not getting away this time mister! Unless you want that ass kicking we talked about!

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Joey: Monica and I were talking about who could kick whose ass in a fight, you or Ross?

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

Monica: Grab my ass!

"Friends", season 8, episode 3

Ross: Well I…I told him that if he ever hurt you I would hunt him down and kick his ass! (The girls all laugh.) What?! What?! What is the matter with everybody?! I am serious! I would kick his ass! (The laugh harder.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Rachel: What? Did her ass explode?!

"Friends", season 8, episode 15

Monica: Ugh, I knew giving you that book was gonna come back and bite me in the ass!

"Friends", season 8, episode 8

Phoebe: Ugh. Come on, Mona, don’t kiss ass.

"Friends", season 8, episode 15

Rachel: That is totally different for two reasons. One - I didn't know that you knew that. And two, I wasn't some creep staring at his ass, we had a deap meaningful relationship.

"Friends", season 9, episode 12

Monica: (To Phoebe) Oh my God, my ass is sweating! (on phone) Please! Please! Can you come? It’s today at four.

"Friends", season 8, episode 20

Rachel: Oh God twenty seconds my ass!!

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Joey: (bends down to see and the cactus pricks him in the ass) AWCH! That's why.

"Friends", season 9, episode 4

Gavin: I wasn't checking her out. I'm in fashion, I was looking at her skirt. Or was it pants? I didn't really see what happened below the ass area.

"Friends", season 9, episode 12

Phoebe: So long! Don’t let the best door in the world hit you in the ass on your way out! (He exits and she slams the door behind him.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 18

Chandler: If you clear things up with Rachel then Ross never needs to find out, but you have to do it now before he hears about it and kicks your ass!

"Friends", season 9, episode 1

Chandler: Alright look, if it means that much to you, a may be able to get on more with the big boobs. But the giant ass and the big clown feet?

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Chandler: your ass?!?!?

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Phoebe: Or... maybe she has trouble loosening your knots because you're such a high maintenance tight ass!

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Rachel: Hello. (to Gavin) But you know what, hey, new day, new leaf, I am just really really happy ... (sees Gavin staring at Heather) I'm sorry, obviously Heather's ass has something more important to say so I'll just wait 'till it's finished.

"Friends", season 9, episode 12

Amy: Ass and face.

"Friends", season 10, episode 5

Phoebe: Yeah. Hard Ass and Wuss. We could fight crime!

"Friends", season 4, episode 6

Phoebe: Well, of course it smells really bad. You have your head inside a turkey's ass!

"Friends", season 10, episode 10