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Ross: Right, I'm gonna go talk to Joey. I think this is the right time. He's always in a good mood after the flight attendant says "duty free".
Flight Attendant: May I see your boarding pass?
Attendant: (scolding them) N-No running in the chapel!
Flight Attendant: Sir? Sir? Excuse me, sir? Uh... I have a message for you.
Flight Attendant: It's from Rachel. She said that she loved the present, and she will see you when you get back.
Flight Attendant: Hi!
Flight Attendant: Alright. What's the message?
[Cut to the jetway, the old man who the flight attendant delivered Rachel's message to gets off the plane, his wife still upset with him.]
Flight Attendant: Oh, oooh. I'm sorry. You are not allowed on the jetway unless you have a boarding pass.
Ticket Counter Attendant: Im sorry sir, I dont understand.
[Cut to the Jetway, the flight attendant enters, walks past Ross, and approaches an older man with his wife who is also wearing a blue jacket.]
Ticket Counter Attendant: One ticket to Yemen?
The Flight Attendant: Miss? May I help you?
[Time lapse, Rachel pushes the flight attendant call button, takes Ross's drink, and spills it into his lap.]
Ticket Counter Attendant: (on the P.A.) This is the final boarding call for Flight 664 to Yemen.
The Flight Attendant: (to another passenger) Welcome to Las Vegas.
(Rachel approaches and we see the fruits of Ross's evil plan. He has drawn a moustache and beard on Rachel. The flight attendant just ignores it.)
The Flight Attendant: (To Rachel) Thank you! (Not sure of herself) Enjoy your flight?
The Flight Attendant: (To Ross) Hope you had a nice flight.
[Scene: That same plane cabin, Ross is working on a crossword puzzle and Rachel is asleep against his shoulder. She shifts a little bit and Ross suddenly gets an idea. An evil idea when he looks at his pen. Then we have a little time lapse, the plane has landed and everyone is disembarking. The flight attendant is saying bye-bye to everyone.]
Phoebe: Well, maybe you wouldnt have had you (turns to the attendant) run in the chapel!
Gate attendant #2: I'm sorry, you cannot go any further without a boarding pass.
Gate attendant #2: Yes, the Philange is fixed. As a matter of fact, we put a whole lot of extra Philanges onboard, just in case.
[Scene: Airport, Ross has headphones on, and is listening to a 'How To Speak Chinese' tape. Occasionally, he makes an outburst in Chinese in accordance with the tape. He is getting on the jetway. The flight attendant is there.]
Gate attendant #1: Madame, you must have your boarding pass..
Gate attendant #1: Your boarding pass, please.
Gate attendant #1: Madame, if you don't have your boarding pass...
(She runs up to the gate and the gate attendant standing there.)
(Ross sadly hangs up the phone, while Phoebe looks at him. Cut to Rachel at the gate. She gives her boarding pass to the gate attendant, and she goes onboard. The gate attendant closes the door and locks it.)
Rachel: (to the flight attendant who appears in record time. It was only seconds after Rachel pushed the call button was she there. Once again, more proof that TV isn't real, IRL she would've been waiting for the rest of the flight and by then Ross's pants would be dry.) Hi!
Gate attendant #2: Wow, excuse me, sir, do you have a boarding pass?
Gate attendant #2: Ma'am, I assure you, the plane is fine.
Gate attendant #2: Miss? Are you boarding the plane?
Gate attendant #1: (with a French accent) Madame, your passport please?
The Attendant: Well, there's a service in progress. Have a seat.
Ticket Counter Attendant: Ah, sir a ticket to Yemen is $2,100 and we dont take library cards.
Gate attendant #2: Miss?
Flight Attendant: No no no! Federal regulations!
Flight Attendant: Alright!
Ticket Counter Attendant: Are you travelling with a child?