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[Time lapse, Rachel pushes the flight attendant call button, takes Ross's drink, and spills it into his lap.]
Rachel: (to the flight attendant who appears in record time. It was only seconds after Rachel pushed the call button was she there. Once again, more proof that TV isn't real, IRL she would've been waiting for the rest of the flight and by then Ross's pants would be dry.) Hi!
The Flight Attendant: Miss? May I help you?
[Scene: That same plane cabin, Ross is working on a crossword puzzle and Rachel is asleep against his shoulder. She shifts a little bit and Ross suddenly gets an idea. An evil idea when he looks at his pen. Then we have a little time lapse, the plane has landed and everyone is disembarking. The flight attendant is saying bye-bye to everyone.]
The Flight Attendant: (to another passenger) Welcome to Las Vegas.
(Rachel approaches and we see the fruits of Ross's evil plan. He has drawn a moustache and beard on Rachel. The flight attendant just ignores it.)
The Flight Attendant: (To Rachel) Thank you! (Not sure of herself) Enjoy your flight?
The Flight Attendant: (To Ross) Hope you had a nice flight.
The Attendant: Well, there's a service in progress. Have a seat.
Attendant: (scolding them) N-No running in the chapel!
Flight Attendant: Sir? Sir? Excuse me, sir? Uh... I have a message for you.
Flight Attendant: May I see your boarding pass?
Flight Attendant: Hi!
Flight Attendant: It's from Rachel. She said that she loved the present, and she will see you when you get back.
[Cut to the Jetway, the flight attendant enters, walks past Ross, and approaches an older man with his wife who is also wearing a blue jacket.]
[Cut to the jetway, the old man who the flight attendant delivered Rachel's message to gets off the plane, his wife still upset with him.]
Flight Attendant: Alright. What's the message?
Flight Attendant: Oh, oooh. I'm sorry. You are not allowed on the jetway unless you have a boarding pass.
Phoebe: Well, maybe you wouldnt have had you (turns to the attendant) run in the chapel!
Ticket Counter Attendant: One ticket to Yemen?
Ticket Counter Attendant: (on the P.A.) This is the final boarding call for Flight 664 to Yemen.
Ticket Counter Attendant: Im sorry sir, I dont understand.
Gate attendant #2: Yes, the Philange is fixed. As a matter of fact, we put a whole lot of extra Philanges onboard, just in case.
Gate attendant #2: I'm sorry, you cannot go any further without a boarding pass.
[Scene: Airport, Ross has headphones on, and is listening to a 'How To Speak Chinese' tape. Occasionally, he makes an outburst in Chinese in accordance with the tape. He is getting on the jetway. The flight attendant is there.]
Ross: Right, I'm gonna go talk to Joey. I think this is the right time. He's always in a good mood after the flight attendant says "duty free".
Gate attendant #1: Madame, you must have your boarding pass..
(She runs up to the gate and the gate attendant standing there.)
Gate attendant #1: Your boarding pass, please.
Gate attendant #1: Madame, if you don't have your boarding pass...
(Ross sadly hangs up the phone, while Phoebe looks at him. Cut to Rachel at the gate. She gives her boarding pass to the gate attendant, and she goes onboard. The gate attendant closes the door and locks it.)
Gate attendant #2: Wow, excuse me, sir, do you have a boarding pass?
Gate attendant #2: Ma'am, I assure you, the plane is fine.
Flight Attendant: Alright!
Ticket Counter Attendant: Are you travelling with a child?
Gate attendant #2: Miss?
Gate attendant #2: Miss? Are you boarding the plane?
Gate attendant #1: (with a French accent) Madame, your passport please?
Ticket Counter Attendant: Ah, sir a ticket to Yemen is $2,100 and we dont take library cards.
Flight Attendant: No no no! Federal regulations!