words in movies
Waiter in Drag: Youre straight. I get it. (Walks away.)
Policeman: And you promise youll get this taken care of right away?
[Scene: Phoebe and Rachel's, Rachel is putting away her new clothes as Phoebe enters.]
(The band starts to play, and the recessional starts. Ross tries to take Emilys hand, but she snatches it away from him.)
Ross: (Stepping in between them.)Okay! Okay! Thats it!! Parents!! Parents!! Back away!! All right, this is our wedding day! From now on everyone gets along, and if I hear one more word. NO GRANDCHILDREN! (Pointing at his mother.) Thats right!!
The Director: Kate Millers awkward and mannered portrayal is laughable. (Kate walks away depressed.) Badda-badda-badda. Ah-ha! Here it is! The direction by Marshal Talmant is (stops, reads it again, and throws down the paper in disgust) Thank you, boys and girls, youve ruined my life. Please, stuff your talentless faces with my Mothers crab cakes! (starts to leave) Excuse me!!
Phoebe: Yeah, ok. I guess you're right. Allright, so we should just give them away. But to nice families, with children, and reduced fat wheat thins. They're Bob's favorites.
Ross: No, she kept kicking me away!
Barry: You-you-you said you were gonna be away all weekend!
Ross: Yknow what (Moves away as Chandler enters, panicked.)
(They both scream and jump away.)
Chandler: No! Youre the sweetest! (He tries to kiss her but Monica backs away with a look that could kill on her face.)
Phoebe: No!! No way! No! And stop using my name! And shame on you! (Yells into the apartment) And shame on all of you! Youre disgusting! Especially you (points to someone) with that! (Storms away.)
(He goes and sits down next to Rachel and puts a cigarette in his mouth, which Rachel takes away from him. He puts another cigarette in his mouth, and Rachel takes it away again.)
Ross: Oh thank you. Thanks very much. (Leans up against the board and on a thumbtack.) Ow! (He pulls away.)
Joey: Hey-hey listen (Chandler waves him away.)
Gunther: That guy (points) has been waiting for his coffee for ten minutes! Hes complained about you three times! (He hands the coffee cup to Joey, assuming that Joey will deliver it and walks away.)
Ross: (quickly jumping away from Elizabeth) Yes, professor Feesen-sen-stenlger Ill be with you in one moment. (To Elizabeth) So, I will take one box of the Thin Mints. (And he ushers Elizabeth out of the office.)
Ross: You-you-you-you (trying to remain in control) threw my sandwich away!
Dr. Leedbetter: Well, it was quite large. I-I-I-I-I had to throw most of it away.
Ross: MY SANDWICH!!!!!! (Ross's scream scares a flight of pigeons away.)
Joey: (slaps Wayne on his cheek) How do you do there, Wayne? (Backs away.)
The Woman: Could you guys help me? (Chandler shyly exhales and looks away.)
Rachel: And the chicken pooped in her lap. Oh, I'm so sorry. I just gave away the ending, didn't I? Oh! It's just, I just heard this story in the cab, and it is all I can think about.
Paul: She passed away.
The Producer: Ill let you two guys get acquainted, huh? (Walks away.)
Paul: No, unfortunately Lizzies mom passed away shortly after she was born. I raised her by myself.
Rachel: Why would a charity give away a free boat?!
Chandler: Okay! (Pushes him away.)
Rachel: So, does this (The dress) come in another color or (The store owner walks away.)
Mr. Thompson: Thats good. Very good! (Walks away.)
Joey: Okay, fine, I will bring you a tape, huh? (Walks away)
Paul: Let me just see if I got this straight. I tell you to stay away from my daughter or Ill have you fired. What you heard was, "Take my daughter, come up to my country house, and ruin my weekend with Rachel!"
Richard: I know. (Backs away.)
Richard: Okay thats fine, Ill walk away. And Ill never bother you again, but only if you tell me Chandlers willing to give you everything I am.
(She turns her head away and when shes not looking, Phoebe shakes her head and mouths, "No, Im not." Both Joey and Ross smile, look at each other, and then stop smiling.)
Phoebe: Well, I dont think Monica is gonna take this away.
Monica: (grabs the guitar away from her) No, Phoebe, Ill tell you what, if you get ready now Ill let you play it at the wedding.
Chandler: (pushing her away from another hug) Next time?
Chandler: Okay, dont say anything, you might scare it away.
Chandler: All right!! (Gets out and Joey speeds away.) Wait! Wait, there's no sidewalk! Yeah, I'm gonna die here.
Rachel: (ignoring them) Monica, why? Why would I ever want to take away from your night?
Joey: Yeah. Sorry about that. (He walks away and knocks on the next door which is answered by a little girl.) Oh, hey little girl. Uhh, is-is your mommy, or sister, or babysitter by any chance a hot girl?
Woman: Great! (Calls down the hall) Dad! (Her old father walks in.) Thank you so much, Ill be back to pick him up in an hour. (She walks away.)
(Rachel walks away, pleased with her self.)
Rachel: Fine. (They start to walk away.)
Monica: Oh, Rach! Rach! Umm hey, could you do me a favor and would talk to Chandlers dad and try to keep him away from Chandlers mom?
Phoebe: (interrupts him) No, no, we don't really have time for this right now. Okay, we have to keep Chandler away from my bedroom.
Monica: Please, don't listen to Joey, okay. Would you look at him? He-hes obviously depressed. He's away from his family; he's spending Thanksgiving with strangers. What he needs right now is for you to be his friend.
Phoebe: Oh really? She said she wants to go away with you?
Monica: I mean, I realize that his feelings may never completely go away, but you can.
Chandler: Monica's all upset, because I sent Clunkers away.
Ross: Because you sent away the dog!
(Joey hurriedly stands up, arms akimbo, gives her an embarrassed look and walks away)
Rachel: (makes some unintelligible sound to stop her from leaving) Obviously you know how to haggle, so I'm not gonna try and take you on. Okay? So $800 and I don't call the cops because you're robbing me blind! Blind! (Covers her eyes) Just take cat, leave the money, and run away! Run away! (Uncovers her eyes and sees that the woman has fled) Damnit! (To the cat) Cat, can't you at least smile or something?! (The cat hisses at her again, it sounds like Rachel) Okay, did anybody just hear that? Anybody?
Monica: (pulling Chandler away from the Maitre d') You need to give him money.
Ross: Oh Donald that-that would be great. I am totally ready to come back to work. IWhat? (He notices something through the window.) No! Wh What are you doing?!! (Dr. Ledbetter is slowly backing away.) GET OFF MY SISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ross: Yeah, thats okay, I mean if you guys all have to go away for the first weekend Im alone by myself, y'know then I totally, totally understand.
Joey: Yknow what Ross? Im not gonna let you get away with this!
Mr. Geller: I think I accidentally used Monicas boxes to keep the water away from the Porsche.
Joey: (nervously backing away) I-I-I-I did? (He puts a stool in front of her.)
Chandler: Look, uh, just come later, we'll get everything squared away and you can come back later.
Mr. Geller: I dont know. They-they must be your mothers, but please, please dont ask her. Ill throw these away. (He puts them in his pocket as Ross finds something of interest in one of his boxes.)
Monica: I cant! I spent so much money on them and I told Chandler that Id wear them all the time, I just cant give them away!
RACHEL: Well then uh, we better make this night count. [He starts to carry her out.] Oh wait, I forgot to turn off the cappucino machine. [He carries her over to turn it off.] Anchors away. Oh no no, my purse, my purse, my purse, my purse, my purse, my pu rse. [He carries her to the counter to pick up her purse.] Oh, you know what. I forgot to turn off the bathroom light.
Chandler: (entering) Look, maybe I got carried away before. But there's something you gotta know. If I'm the best, it's only because you've made me the best.
Ross: Look, I (He has trouble sitting in his chair.) Look, Im having a great time with you and I just dont want us to move to fast or put to much pressure on us. So, Im sorry I just dont think we should go away together yet. Its-its too soon.
Mr. Geller: Well, I used your boxes to divert water away from the Porsche.
Monica: So wait, Rosss stuff is fine, but I have no memories because you wanted to keep the bottom two inches of your car away from water!!!
(Joey walks away and Mr. and Mrs. Geller walk up. Mr. Geller is wearing this ancient velvet tuxedo.)
Joey: (screaming) And now Chandler! Were all gettin so old! (Looking up) Why are you doing this to us?! (Turns away crying.)
Chandler: Look, I may have jumped the gun here. (she tries to kiss him, but he ducks it and moves away) Um, I just got out of a relationship and Im not really in a, in a commitment kind of place.
Ross: No-no-no! Its mine! Its-its mine. (The woman walks away.)
Chandler: I think its necessary. (Backs away anyhow.)
Rachel: Oh-oh, Pottery Barn! (Grabs the aforementioned catalog and holds the rest back out to Chandler.) You can throw the rest away.
Phoebe: Oh! (Phoebe walks away smiling.)
(Joey starts to walk away, but stops.)
Monica: (breaks away) Oh wait, just one more thing! One more minute! (To Cecilia) Umm, youre a stupid bitch.
(Just as they are about to pull away, a big, fat, bald guy pulls up in the exact same car as Ross and stops next to him.)
Joey: See you in 2003. (She walks away.)
Cecilia: I really cant slap you. (Monica walks away angrily)
Phoebe: (yelling back) I miss you too!!!! (He walks away.)
(Ross gets fed up with Joeys banging and stops him by pulling him away from the door.)
Joey: (opening his door) If I cant have it you cant have it! (Rachel walks away angrily.)
Phoebe: Well thats only two days away. What is the other option?
Rachel: Wh(Turns and looks at the gang whos staring)Why dont I tell you over here? (She walks Melissa away from the gang.)
Joey: Well maybe we just take that one away. (Picks it up and throws it away.)
Rachel: (moving away) Whoa! Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Rachel: Oh, get out of here! (Jumps back and walks away.)
Chandler: Please, dont take away my cool thing. Please?! Pretty please?!
Monica: Oh! (Gets up) Lets see, well if this is the wedding hall then umm (Walks away) youre parents will be at home in Queens.
Joey: Why are you taking this away from me?
Rachel: What?! Wait a minute! No wait a minute! (She does so.) Okay? Look, that night was the one wild thing I have ever done in my entire life, and Im not gonna let you take that away from me! Okay, so if you dont remember that, maybe you will remember this! (She grabs Melissa and kisses her on the lips.)
(Mr. and Mrs. Geller start to walk away.)
[Chandler can't find his money in the pocket. In the meantime, another couple shows up, and Chandler turns away to look for his money]
Phoebe: Ross, please! My make-up! (He walks away angrily.)
Ross: Thanks you guys. (Walks away happily and his parents smile.)
Ross: Marcel is an illegal exotic animal. I'm not allowed to have him in the city. If they find him, they'll take him away from me.
Ross: Please don't take her away from me!
Chandler: Mr. and Mrs. Bing! (Walks away.)
Chandler: Oh my God! (He and Monica walk away.)
(The AD walks away wiping his face.)