words in movies
Ross: Wasn't it? And you thought it would be awkward with Joey and that you never really liked Rachel.
Rachel (awkward chuckle): Now, come on, come on, Steve. There must be something that you like about yourself.
[Scene: Chandlers hotel room. Chandler and Monica are lying in the bed together talking. Theres an awkward air between them. They are both clutching the covers in from of them.]
(An awkward silence ensues.)
Chandler: Hey listen, for the first four years of my work everybody called me Sha-la-lap. (Awkward silence ensues.) Seriously.
(An awkward silence)
Emily: Oh, no-no, yknow I absolutely adore Rachel its just that, well it might be a awkward for you. But its absolutely your decision. (Gets up.) More tea?
Phoebe: Oooh. Oh, well this is awkward.
JADE: It was just so awkward and bumpy.
Chandler: Oh, I'm glad you guys are past that little awkward phase.
Pete: Well, if that were true, Id dating my Aunt Ruth. And the two times we went out were just plain awkward. (to Rachel) Come on, you think she should go out with me, dont you?
Joanna: Awkward? Why should he feel awkward?
Chandler: Oh, no, no, no, don't go! I've scared ya'! I've said too much! I'm hopeless, and awkward, and desperate for love!! (Janice leaves, Chandler then calls Janice to leave a message on her machine) Hey, Janice! It's me. Um, yeah, I-I-I just wanna apologize in advance for having chased you down the street. (runs out the door)
Ross: Oh! Well then this is awkward. So what do you uh
(Awkward laughter follows.)
(An awkward silence follows.)
Phoebe: (to Vince) Well, that couldve been really awkward.
Minister: (Looking and feeling awkward. he looks towards Emily.) Uhh...Shall I go on?
Rachel: My boss, Joanna? Wow, that mustve been awkward.
(an awkward silence follows)
Chandler: Oh, its awkward. Its awkward. Its awkward.
Minister: (Looking and feeling awkward. he looks towards Emily.) Uhh...Shall I go on?
(There's an awkward silence then suddenly Phoebe gets an idea.)
Chandler: No! That would be so awkward! LookBesides, we work in different departments. Hes on the sixth floor yknow? So he calls me Toby once in a while. Whats the big deal? It could be worse, its not like hes calling me Muriel. (Chandler suddenly freezes into place.)
The Director: Kate Millers awkward and mannered portrayal is laughable. (Kate walks away depressed.) Badda-badda-badda. Ah-ha! Here it is! The direction by Marshal Talmant is (stops, reads it again, and throws down the paper in disgust) Thank you, boys and girls, youve ruined my life. Please, stuff your talentless faces with my Mothers crab cakes! (starts to leave) Excuse me!!
(Theres an awkward silence.)
Chandler: No, I know, but it's just so hard, you know? I mean, you're sitting there with her, she has no idea what's happening, and then you finally get up the courage to do it, and there's the horrible awkward moment when you've handed her the note.
Paul: Sure you did! You came in, you got all awkward, and you ran into the bedroom. You were shouting, "Joey! Joey!" Bye Rach. (Kisses her.)
Ross: Okay. (The girls leave.) (to Tommy) So uh, well, this-this is uh, this is awkward.
The Casting Director: Joey, this is awkward part.
Joey: No! No! No! You guys were totally right! This is so much better than the first time we went out. Yknow? That was so awkward, we were really nervous.
Monica: This is Rachel. I mean, what are you gonna do, never going to talk to her again? I mean I know its weird, its awkward, but you gotta at least try.
Ross: Well this uh, this may be a little awkward.
Chandler: And I don't wanna say this, I don't you guys to hate me, but uh, I don't think, I can be around that dog anymore. Okay, so either the dog goes, or I go. (An awkward silence ensues.) Oh my god!!
Mona: Joey cracks me up! Its like, Yeah, why dont you have your ex-wife move in with you? That wouldnt be awkward at all! (she laughs again)
Joey: No, Rach, I shouldve told you sooner. Its just that Man! That kid is going to town! (Joey makes his awkward exit.)
Joey: Huh. Okay. (Awkward silence.) So uh, I think Im gonna take off.
Monica: (interrupting) No! You have lasagnas! (Storms out and an awkward silence follows.)
Joey: Well, this is awkward. {See? I told you so.}
(An awkward silence follows.)
(He slowly walks to the other side of the couch and sits down at the table, an awkward silence follows.)
Rachel: So that we would have something to talk about! So it wouldnt be awkward!
(Awkward silence.)
(There's an awkward moment of silence)
RACHEL: Oh that's so cute:� Ross and Mike's first date.� Is that going to be awkward?� I mean, what are you guys going to talk about?
Joey: Me too. I mean I havent thought at all about how I put myself out there and said all that stuff and how you didnt feel the same way about me and-and how it was really awkward.
Rachel (feeling awkward): So, what do think you wanna order? I'm really excited about that chicken.
Phoebe: well there is no Vicrum, Ross made him up because I never really have been in a long-term relationship, I've never lived with a guy, and I've never even celebrated an anniversary so. (Pause) if that's too weird for you and you wanna leave I totally understand. In fact I'll close my eye's make it less awkward (She sits with her eyes closed and Mike kisses her, Phoebe opens her eyes and like a little child says.) You kissed me.
(More awkward silence.)
Rachel: Ok...this could be a little awkward...I'm just going to blow past it... well can't you just use that method actor thing where you use your real life memories to help you in your performance?
Rachel: Well, this is really awkward (staring at the floor) Oh, and I can leave!
Joanna: The only person that should feel awkward is you, and you didnt tell him not to call me, did you?
(An awkward silence ensues.)
Chandler: I think there may be another reason. So, awkward hug or lame cool guy handshake?
Ross: Okay, okay, awkward question. The hospital knows you took two, right?
Rachel: Okay, okay. Umm, well ah, maybe he, maybe he feels awkward because you are my boss.