words in movies
Ross: I hate Chandler, the bastard ruined my life. (Rachel starts looking around and down, with a 'What the hell is going on?' look on her face.)
Monica: (to the lobster) Lucky bastard! (Throws the lobster in and turns around to face the planets most annoying woman, next to Dr. Laura and Kathy Lee Gifford of course. Shes the most annoying female TV character however.) Janice.
Joey: Bastard!
CHANDLER: And you left the toilet seat up, you bastard. [throws water in his face]
(Sick Bastard sits down in a chair that enables him to look around the screen and stare at Rachel.)
Precious: Screw you, Mike. You're a coward and a bastard, and I hope you rot in hell.
Joey: All right, congratulations you lucky bastard! (hugs him)
Doug: Of course, you did. Forgot something else too ya bastard! (smacks him on the butt) (to Chandler) Well, what about you? Youre not feeling left out or anything are ya?
Phoebe: Oh God, I really missed that fat bastard!
Joey: Oh, that poor bastard.
Monica: That bastard taped over me! (Chandler's expression changes)
Joey: I know. It was so cool when I was up there before. Me and Jim Belushi would just be crackin up about something Then I get fired off of Days Of Our Lives and he takes me down. Now hes just laughing at me. Look at him, that smug Belushi bastard, Ill
Chandler: Mustached bastard
Conan: (to Matt) You bastard.
Bob: I want to talk to that bastard, see what his problem is.
(Ross shrugs his shoulders to Rachel and Sick Bastard closes the screen all the way.)
Evil Bitch: Dont you talk to my husband like that you stupid bastard!
Rachel: Well they have uh, some unusual pet names for each other. Including umm, evil bitch and uh, sick bastard. Oh God oh! Contraction!
Sick Bastard: No!
Sick Bastard: Honey I swear! I wasnt looking at her!
Phoebe: (yelling at the top of her voice) Go, go, go Alan! Run you, hairy bastard!
Ross: Sid you lucky deaf bastard.
Evil Bitch: Dont you look at her you sick bastard!
[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, Evil Bitch and Sick Bastard are gone and Ross has just finished talking to a nurse as Rachel stands and stretches.]
Monica: But what kind of a sick bastard wants to do it in front of a deer?
Chandler: RAT BASTARD!
Phoebe: I know but he call's and my heart goes to him. You know that bastard is one smooth talking free lance kite designer.
Robin: (starting to cry) Ooh, (to Rachel) Can I have a napkin, please? Could you please hand me a napkin? (Rachel tries to grab one, but is to slow for his tastes.) Would you--Give me this thing (grabs the napkin holder from her.) all right!! Enough! (to Billy) And you are no longer my friend! We are finished! (gets up to leave) Nada!! No more! You are a bastard for doing this!! (Billy follows him) Get away from me!!
Dr. Green: The wedding! Theres going to be a wedding. Young lady, dont you sit there and tell me my first grandchild is going to be a bastard! (Rachel pauses) Rachel Karen Green, tell me there is gonna be a wedding!!
Joey: (still very emotional) Lucky bastard!