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MONICA: Two it is. Ok, time for bed, I'm gonna go brush my teeth. [goes in the bathroom]
[later in the bathroom Monica is looking in the drawer, Rachel runs up]
MONICA: Hi. Uh, we'll be right there, we're just trying to decide something. [shuts the bathroom door]
MONICA: Sorry Joey [runs to the bathroom]
[Ross comes out of Rachel's bedroom in her bathrobe and heads for the bathroom. On his way back, Richard comes out of Monica's bedroom in her bathrobe.]
Joey: Fine! (Pause) Now, whered we land on those pancakes? (She chases him out the door as his date emerges from the bathroom.)
Monica: Yeah, in-in-in the bathroom.
Janice: Okay! (She runs for the bathroom)
Chandler: (entering in a bathrobe) I just walked in the bathroom and saw Kathy naked! It was like torture!
JOEY: Ah, I was just in the bathroom, and there's mirrors on both sides of you. So when you're in there it's like you're peein' with the Rockettes.
Chandler: (comes out of the bathroom) Here I am.
Chandler: How did you know? (Heads back into the bathroom)
Chandler: (comes out of the bathroom) Where's Monica?
(The phone rings and Monica answers it as Rachel goes into the bathroom.)
(There are three short whistle blasts from the bathroom.)
Joey: All right! Now hey, I need to use the bathroom. Since I dont need any assistance in there, take a break!
Ross: Yes. And another time after that. Boy Im getting hungry! Hey Joey, have you ever been so hungry on a date that when a girl goes to the bathroom you eat some of her food?
[Flashback to Monica and Chandlers apartment. Chandler has a bunch of people over in formal wear to give Monica a surprise birthday party. Joey is coming out of the bathroom and removing his tie.]
Joey: No, no, no! Its real! And it has been since 1998. (Rachel returns from the bathroom.) Hey Rach! Rach! Im up for a Soapie!
Ross: Hi, we have a little bathroom emergency.
Fireman #2: No, there was an appliance left on in the bathroom. Its looks like a curling iron.
(Joey throws open his door and stands there still in the Superman costume then slowly makes his way to the bathroom while keeping both eyes on the cage.)
Chandler: You dont have to stop having fun just because Im here. Kathy didnt cheat on all of you. (To Joey) Well, except you. (They hug and Chandler goes into the bathroom with the chick and duck following him.)
[Cut back to the living room. Chandler slowly exits the bathroom and gets pushed from behind by Monica and sees Phoebe closing the apartment door.]
[Cut to later in that episode. Chandler is in his bathroom with Monica, and hes panicking on how far Phoebe is pushing him.]
[Cut to the bathroom.]
Ross: Fine! Yknow what? It doesnt matter, because, if I remember correctly, there is a comb on the floor of the bathroom.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica and Phoebe are counting the invitations as Chandler exits from the bathroom.]
ROSS: Hi. Uh, I have been in the bathroom. Stay clear of the salmon mousse.
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Phoebe is working on her book at the kitchen table, Monica is on the couch, and Chandler is entering from the bathroom carrying a package of toilet paper.]
Monica: Okay. Sorry. (Monica goes into the bathroom.)
(He goes to the bathroom and after he leaves Rachel goes through his coat and grabs the keys along with a $20 bill. The woman from before watches her do this.)
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers bathroom, the scene is continued from earlier.]
Phoebe: Shhh! Stop it! Stop it Rachel! You cant do this here! (She drags her into the bathroom.)
Phoebe: Yeah. (Looks.) Oh, thats gone too. This is Monicas bathroom right?!
(Monica goes into the bathroom and Phoebe and Rachel breathe a sigh of relief.)
(Monica goes into the bathroom and Rachel thinks quickly.)
Chandler: Joey got meat sauce on the banister again! (He goes into the bathroom to wash his hands.)
[Scene: Phoebe's apartment, Phoebe is getting out linens for Cassie who is in the bathroom.]
Monica: (getting up) Im gonna go put my make up on, we have to be at the hotel in an hour! (Starts for the bathroom.)
(Monica comes out of the bathroom like a bolt, and Rachel and Joey both enter.)
Joey: Look, if Im bringing home a woman who cant stand being around a baby, then maybe I dont want to be with that woman! Or maybe well just do it in the bathroom of the club!
[Cut to Monica and Ross leaving Joey and Chandlers hotel room in London. As they exit Joey and Chandler enter from the bathroom with both of their pants down around their ankles.]
Rachel: (coming from the bathroom) Hey Pheebs?
Dr. Green: I have no idea, I went to the bathroom. So sweetie, you were starting to tell me what is uh, what is new with you.
Monica: Fine. (Brenda comes in to use the bathroom and adjusts her pink bra strap on the way.) Shes wearing my bra!
Ross: Besides, I-I think I figured out a much faster route, Im sure I can make it this time. I just I just cant be afraid to get a little bit hit by cars. (He goes to the bathroom as Joey enters.)
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers, Chandler is sitting on the couch watching TV as Monica comes out of the bathroom.]
Joey: Oh yeah, sure. (She gets up, walks towards the bathroom, and Joey watches her go.) Ehhh.
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers, Monica comes from the bathroom as Chandler enters.]
(Chandler runs into the bathroom)
Chandler: Im in the bathroom, can you come in here? I think theres something wrong.
Monica: Oh. (She goes into the bathroom.) Whats wrong?
(As soon as Monica leaves the room, Chandler takes off his jacket and runs to the bathroom. Monica enters the bathroom to find Chandler in the bathtub.)
Phoebe: Were in the bathroom!
Joey: (from outside the bathroom) Hello?
Phoebe: (from outside the bathroom) You guys?
(Phoebe enters the bathroom)
Joey: (entering the bathroom) What are you guys doing in here?
Ross: (from outside the bathroom) Hello?
[Scene: Chandler and Monicas bathroom. Both are sitting on opposite ends of the bathtub.]
Chandler: How about the closet by the bathroom? (The secret green door by the bathroom.)
Rachel: Oh Ross!! (Runs to the bathroom and closes the door.)
Rachel: No, not really. Youre pressing the baby into my bladder and now I have to pee. Sorry. (She gets up and starts for the bathroom.)
Mrs. Green: Im going to the bathroom.
Joey: I have to go to the bathroom too, but I dont want him complimenting my thing.
Mrs. Green: (entering from bathroom) Hi Ross!
Ross: (interrupting her) Okay. Okay. If uh, if youre gonna do this, then Im gonna do that. (Points to the bathroom.) So (Starts for the bathroom.)
Ross: The bathroom?
Rachel: Right! (Heads for the bathroom.)
Rachel: Oh, I have to pee. If I dont come out in five minutes its because Ive choked to death on the potpourri stink. (Goes into the bathroom.)
Rachel: (calling from the bathroom) All right, whos turn is it to help me get up!
Amy coming out of the bathroom: Hey. Hey where's the baby?
Monica: Shes in the bathroom.
Rachel: Oh, I have to go pee. Apparently this baby thinks that my bladder is a squeeze toy. (Goes to the bathroom.)
Joey: But it happens? (waiter leaves) I�m gotta go to the bathroom.
Monica: It is going to be okay! (Mrs. Green glances over her shoulder and glares at Monica while she heads for the bathroom.) It was worth a shot.
Rachel: I have to go to the bathroom. (Goes to the bathroom)
(Ross gets out of the bathroom, sees Chandler)
Joey: The big deal is that it is the exact equal distance from the bathroom to the kitchen and its at the perfect angle so you dont get any glare coming of off Stevie.
RACHEL: Well then uh, we better make this night count. [He starts to carry her out.] Oh wait, I forgot to turn off the cappucino machine. [He carries her over to turn it off.] Anchors away. Oh no no, my purse, my purse, my purse, my purse, my purse, my pu rse. [He carries her to the counter to pick up her purse.] Oh, you know what. I forgot to turn off the bathroom light.
Mike: I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Monica emerges from the bathroom.]
Phoebe: Oh no! He's not getting away that easy! (Phoebe and Joey run towards the bathroom and enter)
Rachel: Oh, oh thanks. Alright well, now that I'm up I'm going to go to the bathroom.
(phone starts ringing and Chandler comes running out of the bathroom)
Phoebe: (coming back from the bathroom) What's up? (she sees the gift certificate in Rachel's hands) Hey, Rachel!!
Charlie: Come on, he's still in the bathroom! I'm begging you!
Phoebe: Oh... then I overpaid. (she goes to the bathroom)
Zack: Oh! I'm gonna go wash up first. (Chandler points him the bathroom) Thanks!
(Charlie now also enters the room, Chandler walks to the bathroom)
(Charlie comes out the bathroom)
[Cut back to the living room. Chandler slowly exits the bathroom and gets pushed from behind by Monica and sees Phoebe closing the apartment door.)
(She runs to the bathroom, while Chandler starts acting like a chicken in front of Emma. Emma is silent, however.)
(Zack comes out of the bathroom. They all sit down at the table.)
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's. Only Chandler is in the living room and walks to the bathroom.]
Monica: Why? What did you do in the bathroom?
Colleen: The bathroom is down the hall, to your left.
(Chandler enters the bathroom, and Monica is standing there in a towel, with her hair stuck in the shower curtain.)
(Chandler enters from the bathroom)
JOEY: All right.� All right.� Then, maybe you won't mind if me and my friend take a look around, huh?� (He checks the bathroom shaking the bat.� Then he proceeds to their bedroom.)� Bwa-ah-ah!
Chandler: To the bathroom!
Mike: Going go to the bathroom.
Mike: Do I have a minute to go to the bathroom?
Rachel: Ok-dokey, Joey, listen. This is gonna be bridesmaid central, all right? We're gonna have hair and make-up going on in the bathroom and oh, I had to move a couple of things in the fridge to make room for the corsages.