words in movies
Chandler: Hey listen, come on, Joey is having a problem! A little girl is beating him up.
(Decided that they are less than human as well, Chandler picks up a golf club and Monica a frying pan, to join in on the fun of beating their good friend to within an inch of his life!)
The Food Critic: Im torn, between my integrity and my desire to avoid a beating. But I must be honest, your soap is abysmal. (Throws down the spoon and walks out.)
(They wrestle on the couch for a little while until Monica gets the upper hand and pulls Rachel off of the couch by her sock. Monica removes Rachel's sock and starts beating her with it.)This leads to wrestling on the floor. This finally angers Phoebe.)
(Ross hands Rachel back the newspaper, and she starts beating him with it again.)
(Rachel picks up a newspaper and starts beating him with it.)
Bladder Control Problem Stop Wife Beating Hemorrhoids? Winner of 3 Tony Awards...
(Rachel picks up a newspaper and starts beating him with it.)
Monica: Oh, stop beating yourself up! People make mistakes! These things happen! There arent any message youve forgotten to give me are there? (Chandler has a disgusted look on his face.) Apparently youre not very good at it! I