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(They both kiss again and fall onto the bed.)
(Joey makes a sound like a creaking bed.)
Monica: Phoebe! You're sick, you shouldn't play. You should just go home, get in bed, and stay there.
MONICA: Honey, you made the bed again. I told you, you don't have to do that. This isn't camp.
Joey: Ah. Hm. (To Kathy) Wanna go to bed?
Rachel: Ughhhh!! Forget it! (Sits down heavily on the bed.) This is, this is not how this is supposed to happen.
[Scene: The Hospital, Marcel lies on the operating table while recovering from the anaesthetic, tucked up under a sheet like an infant in a huge bed. Ross sits beside him, as a smiling Chandler, Monica and Rachel look on.]
Joey: Dude, this isnt funny! What am I gonna do?! I go to bed last night, everythings cool! I wake up this morning, the strippers gone and the ring is gone!
Phoebe: My grandmother has this new boyfriend, and they're both kind of insecure in bed. Oh, and deaf. So they're constantly, like, having to reassure each other that they're having a good time. You have no idea how loud they are!
(She laughs and opens the door to reveal Rachel sitting on the bed.)
Monica: (Scoots towards the side of the bed.) Could you not look?
(They both run to rip the covers off the bed, but are interrupted by Ross.)
Phoebe: Oh my God! You got off easy! When my friend Silvie's husband said someone else's name in bed, she cursed him and turned his thingy green.
Ross: No! For all I know, shes trying to find me but couldnt because I kept moving around. No, from now on, Im staying in one place. (He sits down on the bed.) Right here.
Monica: Does it have to do with-with Chandler and that sock that he keeps by his bed?
[Cut to Monica's room, Chandler tackles Joey onto her bed and tries to cover his mouth.]
Chandler: If you're cooking on the stove, does that mean that your new secret boyfriend is better in bed than Richard?
Chandler: (jumping on the bed) I can't believe it! We're here!
Joey: Uhh, well, she's really good in bed.
Chandler: We share a wall! So either hes great in bed, or she just likes to agree with him a lot.
Chandler: Because, I-I shouldve called! Yknow if I had just called her after our big, stupid fight, she never wouldve gone out with Nick, and they wouldve ended up in bed together. I threw her at his man nipples!
Monica: (lustily) Lets do it! (She kisses him and they fall back onto the bed.)
Monica: It is so weird, I know what I said, but uh, this morning, I was lying in bed I was, I was imagining what it would be like to say yes. (Rachel slams the magazine shut in amazement.) I know its a little sudden, and its a little rushed, and its totally not like me to do something like this, but that doesnt mean I cant. Right? I mean Im-Im crazy about Pete, and I know that we want the same things, and when I thought about saying yes, it made me really happy.
Dream Joey: Aww, me too. Now let's finish this and go to bed.
Joey: (sheepishly) I finished my book. (Chandler and Monica slowly retreat back to bed.)
Monica: (lying down on the bed) Okay mister! Fertilize me!
(Joey is bent over at the waist and is looking for something under Monica's bed.)
[Scene: Gary and Phoebe's apartment, it's morning and they're both waking up in bed.]
Rachel: Monica, you dont even have a bed, you sleep in a ball on the floor!
Phoebe: We could have breakfast in bed
(Rachel agrees with him and starts to get out of bed.)
Phoebe: (singing) I found you in my bed! Howd you whined up there? You are a mystery! Little black curly hair! Little black curly hair! Little black, little black, little black, little black, little black curly hair
Ross: (he puts it in his mouth) Nope! Something else. (Throws it back under the bed.)
Ross: Why are we in bed together?
Ross: (getting up) Tell me about it. (He sits up on the edge of the bed and has "Just Married" written on his back.)
(Joey pats him on the stomach and heads to bed.)
Ross: Monica had such a crush on him. Yeah, she used to kiss his poster every night before she went to bed.
(They run to the bed, sit down, and start making out again.)
Joey: Ah. (Joey walks to Chandlers bag by getting as far away from Chandlers bed as possible.)
[Scene: Richards bedroom, Monica has covered it in rose pedals and candles. We hear Richard come in to the apartment, and Monica frantically throws the rest of the pedals on the bed, and jumps onto the bed and puts a rose in her mouth, and bites a thorn.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers bedroom, they are in bed together.]
Joey: I hate Pottery Barn too. They kicked me out of there just because I sat on a bed!
Ross: Come on. (Helps her into bed as her phone rings.) I got it.
[Scene: Joeys bedroom, its the middle of the night, hes waking up and discovers hes alone in bed.]
Monica: Okay, Ill rest. But yknow if Im going to bed, then youre coming with me.
Monica: Come on, get into bed! I want to prove to you that Im not sick! I wanna make you feel, as good as I feel. (Sneezes.)
Monica: (pulling the plate back) Oh-ho! But not in here! Cant eat em in bed, remember? No crumbies!
Phoebe: Well, Ive got to get out of this bed, Im going crazy here. Crazy!
(They both get out of bed and go get some cake.)
Rachel: Everythings ruined. My bed. My clothes. Look at my favorite blue sweater. (Hold it up.)
Monica: So Rach! Youre the first guest at Hotel Monica! Umm, youll just have to tell me how you like your eggs in the morning. And I thought I would bring them to you, yknow, in bed. Oh, you have been through so much.
[Scene: Hotel Monica, Phoebe is on the bed playing her guitar as Monica enters.]
Rachel: Okay! (She jumps on the bed.)
JOEY: [sings] It may not be a bed of roses.
Monica: Hes with Emily at a Bed and Breakfast in Vermont!
Chandler: Yknow what? Were not sad, were not sad, were just not 21 anymore. Yknow? Im 29 years old, damnit! And I want to sit in a comfortable chair, and watch television and go to bed at a reasonable hour!
Guy: Gotcha. (he and his helper walk in carrying the racecar bed.)
Ross: Okay. Sure. (Sits down on her bed.)
(When Rachel starts to look under the bed if Joey would fit under there, Chandler opens the door inbetween the rooms, grabs Joey by his shirt and drags him to his room, and closes the door again)
Chandler: Okay. (Goes back to bed.)
Chandler: Then we will sprinkle rose pedals on the bed and make love. Not just because its romantic, but because I can!
Dr. Stryker Remoray: Good morning. (He walks over to the bed, leans down, and whispers to him.) Drake, its your brother Stryker. Can you hear me?
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers bedroom, Monica is sleeping and Chandlers sitting in bed, wide awake.]
Joey: Hey little buddy, how are you feeling? (The duck does not get sick and Joey recoils in horror and heads for the couch.) What the hell is in that face cream? (Hes about to try out the couch but notices the bed in Rachels room. He walks into her room and feels the bed.) Thats so soft. (He pulls back the comforter.) Pillowcases! (He climbs in and groans in delight. Suddenly, he feels something under him and pulls out a little beat up paperback book. He opens it and starts to read from it.) (In his head.) Zelda looked at the chimney sweep. Her father, the vicar (Stops reading and thinks.) The vicar? (Continues reading) wouldnt be home for hours. Her loins were burning. She threw caution to the wind and reached out and grabbed his (Out loud.) Whoa! (Reads on in silence.) Whoa-ho-ho-ho! This is a dirty book! (Continues to read.)
Phoebe: Oh, Im sorry. Is that annoying? And speaking about being selfish in bed, hows Whitney?
Chandler: (To Monica) Now all you have to do is just get through a little bit more, okay? Then we can put you in bed, okay? Just smile and dont talk to anyone.
Chandler: What?! (Monica kicks him in the shin.) Ow! (He gets out of bed and heads into the living room.)
[Cut to a hospital room set on the Days of Our Lives stage. Two nurses are standing next to a bed with a man whose face is completely covered in bandages and reading his chart.]
Joey: Have you ever slept in the same bed as a monkey?!
Rachel: You know what Im going to do? Im going to get in my sweats, and eat this in bed! (exits)
Monica: (looking at her hand) Yknow what shoes would look great with this ring? Diamond shoes! (Sees Chandler sitting on the bed.) Youre not getting dressed. (Chandler quietly folds over the comforter on the bed making a spot for her.)
Rachel: Really?! You think so? Yknow, I had just rolled out of bed.
Chandler: Hey, Im going for sushi does anybody want.. (enters and sees the bed) Whoa-whoa, somebody missed the off ramp.
Chandler: My God! You must be good in bed!
Phoebe: Hey! (Jumps on the bed with him.) Can we pick up where we left off?
[Scene: Erics Apartment, hes resting on the bed as Phoebe enters.]
[Scene: Ross and Rachel's. Emma is in her bed and Ross and Rachel are rapping and dancing for her.]
Ross: Okay look, I had a lot of water before I went to bed. Can we do this after
Rachel: All right, I gotta go to bed. Honey, I had such a wonderful time.
Rachel: Youre right. Youre right. I mean Im about to have a baby, I can tell my mother that I dont want her to just be sleeping on my couch! Oh my God! Shes gonna want to sleep in my bed with me. This cannot happen!
[Scene: Dr. Longs Office, Ross and Rachel are waiting for the doctor. Ross is drumming his fingers on the bed.]
Rachel: Oh, I know it. Youre right. Thats not sexy. Oh Oh! (Drops a fork on the floor.) Whoops! Oh, I seem to have dropped my fork. Let me just bed over and get it. (Tries too, but cant quite seem to make it.) Oh God!
(They stop when they see Ross who has to struggle to get out of the bed.)
(They run off in search of a bed.)
[Scene: Bings in bed, finished.]
[Scene: The Bings� bedroom, Chandler is undressing, Monica in bed already.]
(He hops onto the bed and they start making out.)
[Scene: The Delivery Room, Rachel is in bed as Joey enters.]
Ross: (enters from the bed room) Okay I put most of the stuff away.
Phoebe: You must be a fireball in bed.
Chandler: You tricked me to get me into bed?
Phoebe: Ok, ok, you start preparing the formula and I start changing the box and then we gotta put them straight to bed.
Ross: Ok, well, uh, I can maybe grab a sleeping bag, or...(There's one of those moments. They're staring at each other, no word uttered, and then she leans toward him in order to kiss him, but he ducks and avoids her more than once.) Oh, oh. (he then hugs her and when she tries to kiss him again, he stands up and she falls down on the bed). No, Rach! I'm sorry, I just don't think this, this, this is a good idea.
Chandler: Oh, we wanted to finish the crossword before we went to bed. Hey, do you know a six-letter word for red?
MONICA: (smiling) I arranged some pillows on the bed to look like a guy.
[Flashback to 716 - TOW The Truth About London] [Scene: London, Chandler's hotel room. He was getting ready for bed when Monica pays him a visit and they started talking]
(They run to the bed, sit down, and start making out again.)
Monica: Wouldn't kick her out of bed. No more Vodka for me! (put her glass down)
Chandler: I would never lie to get someone into bed.
Rachel: Oh, alright. The weirdest place would have to be... (sigh)... oh, the foot of the bed.