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[Flashback to 716 - TOW The Truth About London] [Scene: London, Chandler's hotel room. He was getting ready for bed when Monica pays him a visit and they started talking]
(They run to the bed, sit down, and start making out again.)
Joey: Ah. (Joey walks to Chandlers bag by getting as far away from Chandlers bed as possible.)
[Scene: Richards bedroom, Monica has covered it in rose pedals and candles. We hear Richard come in to the apartment, and Monica frantically throws the rest of the pedals on the bed, and jumps onto the bed and puts a rose in her mouth, and bites a thorn.]
Joey: I hate Pottery Barn too. They kicked me out of there just because I sat on a bed!
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers bedroom, they are in bed together.]
[Scene: Joeys bedroom, its the middle of the night, hes waking up and discovers hes alone in bed.]
Monica: Okay, Ill rest. But yknow if Im going to bed, then youre coming with me.
Monica: Come on, get into bed! I want to prove to you that Im not sick! I wanna make you feel, as good as I feel. (Sneezes.)
Ross: Come on. (Helps her into bed as her phone rings.) I got it.
Phoebe: Well, Ive got to get out of this bed, Im going crazy here. Crazy!
Rachel: Everythings ruined. My bed. My clothes. Look at my favorite blue sweater. (Hold it up.)
(They both get out of bed and go get some cake.)
Monica: So Rach! Youre the first guest at Hotel Monica! Umm, youll just have to tell me how you like your eggs in the morning. And I thought I would bring them to you, yknow, in bed. Oh, you have been through so much.
Rachel: Okay! (She jumps on the bed.)
Chandler: Yknow what? Were not sad, were not sad, were just not 21 anymore. Yknow? Im 29 years old, damnit! And I want to sit in a comfortable chair, and watch television and go to bed at a reasonable hour!
Monica: (pulling the plate back) Oh-ho! But not in here! Cant eat em in bed, remember? No crumbies!
Monica: Hes with Emily at a Bed and Breakfast in Vermont!
[Scene: Hotel Monica, Phoebe is on the bed playing her guitar as Monica enters.]
(When Rachel starts to look under the bed if Joey would fit under there, Chandler opens the door inbetween the rooms, grabs Joey by his shirt and drags him to his room, and closes the door again)
Chandler: Then we will sprinkle rose pedals on the bed and make love. Not just because its romantic, but because I can!
Guy: Gotcha. (he and his helper walk in carrying the racecar bed.)
Ross: Okay. Sure. (Sits down on her bed.)
Chandler: Okay. (Goes back to bed.)
Dr. Stryker Remoray: Good morning. (He walks over to the bed, leans down, and whispers to him.) Drake, its your brother Stryker. Can you hear me?
Phoebe: Oh, Im sorry. Is that annoying? And speaking about being selfish in bed, hows Whitney?
JOEY: [sings] It may not be a bed of roses.
Joey: Hey little buddy, how are you feeling? (The duck does not get sick and Joey recoils in horror and heads for the couch.) What the hell is in that face cream? (Hes about to try out the couch but notices the bed in Rachels room. He walks into her room and feels the bed.) Thats so soft. (He pulls back the comforter.) Pillowcases! (He climbs in and groans in delight. Suddenly, he feels something under him and pulls out a little beat up paperback book. He opens it and starts to read from it.) (In his head.) Zelda looked at the chimney sweep. Her father, the vicar (Stops reading and thinks.) The vicar? (Continues reading) wouldnt be home for hours. Her loins were burning. She threw caution to the wind and reached out and grabbed his (Out loud.) Whoa! (Reads on in silence.) Whoa-ho-ho-ho! This is a dirty book! (Continues to read.)
[Cut to a hospital room set on the Days of Our Lives stage. Two nurses are standing next to a bed with a man whose face is completely covered in bandages and reading his chart.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers bedroom, Monica is sleeping and Chandlers sitting in bed, wide awake.]
Chandler: (To Monica) Now all you have to do is just get through a little bit more, okay? Then we can put you in bed, okay? Just smile and dont talk to anyone.
Chandler: What?! (Monica kicks him in the shin.) Ow! (He gets out of bed and heads into the living room.)
Joey: Have you ever slept in the same bed as a monkey?!
Phoebe: Hey! (Jumps on the bed with him.) Can we pick up where we left off?
Monica: (looking at her hand) Yknow what shoes would look great with this ring? Diamond shoes! (Sees Chandler sitting on the bed.) Youre not getting dressed. (Chandler quietly folds over the comforter on the bed making a spot for her.)
Chandler: Hey, Im going for sushi does anybody want.. (enters and sees the bed) Whoa-whoa, somebody missed the off ramp.
Rachel: You know what Im going to do? Im going to get in my sweats, and eat this in bed! (exits)
Rachel: Really?! You think so? Yknow, I had just rolled out of bed.
Chandler: My God! You must be good in bed!
[Scene: Erics Apartment, hes resting on the bed as Phoebe enters.]
[Scene: Dr. Longs Office, Ross and Rachel are waiting for the doctor. Ross is drumming his fingers on the bed.]
[Scene: Ross and Rachel's. Emma is in her bed and Ross and Rachel are rapping and dancing for her.]
Rachel: All right, I gotta go to bed. Honey, I had such a wonderful time.
Ross: Okay look, I had a lot of water before I went to bed. Can we do this after
Rachel: Youre right. Youre right. I mean Im about to have a baby, I can tell my mother that I dont want her to just be sleeping on my couch! Oh my God! Shes gonna want to sleep in my bed with me. This cannot happen!
Ross: (enters from the bed room) Okay I put most of the stuff away.
(They run off in search of a bed.)
[Scene: The Delivery Room, Rachel is in bed as Joey enters.]
(They stop when they see Ross who has to struggle to get out of the bed.)
Rachel: Oh, I know it. Youre right. Thats not sexy. Oh Oh! (Drops a fork on the floor.) Whoops! Oh, I seem to have dropped my fork. Let me just bed over and get it. (Tries too, but cant quite seem to make it.) Oh God!
(He hops onto the bed and they start making out.)
Phoebe: You must be a fireball in bed.
[Scene: The Bings� bedroom, Chandler is undressing, Monica in bed already.]
MONICA: (smiling) I arranged some pillows on the bed to look like a guy.
Chandler: I would never lie to get someone into bed.
Ross: Ok, well, uh, I can maybe grab a sleeping bag, or...(There's one of those moments. They're staring at each other, no word uttered, and then she leans toward him in order to kiss him, but he ducks and avoids her more than once.) Oh, oh. (he then hugs her and when she tries to kiss him again, he stands up and she falls down on the bed). No, Rach! I'm sorry, I just don't think this, this, this is a good idea.
Chandler: Oh, we wanted to finish the crossword before we went to bed. Hey, do you know a six-letter word for red?
[Scene: Bings in bed, finished.]
Chandler: You tricked me to get me into bed?
Phoebe: Ok, ok, you start preparing the formula and I start changing the box and then we gotta put them straight to bed.
Monica: Wouldn't kick her out of bed. No more Vodka for me! (put her glass down)
Chandler: You guess I'm right? When we stayed at that bed and breakfast, you wouldn't have sex with me because you thought a deer was staring through the window.
Rachel: Oh, alright. The weirdest place would have to be... (sigh)... oh, the foot of the bed.
Joey: Oh, it was great! I mean we walked all around the village. We went to this ice cream place, split a milkshake, 70/30 but still And guess what, Im thinking about taking her upstate to one of those bed and breakfasts.
Joey: Have a seat. (Mike sits on his bed, and Joey towers over him. He starts talking in an Italian godfather-type voice) Last night, I tried to welcome you into my family... and instead, you disrespect me... (shakes his head) I cannot allow this.
[Scene: Joey's apartment. Joey is sitting on his bed and the phone rings]
Rachel: Hey Joey, is this the bed where Olivia lost her virginity?
(the scene starts.Joey enters and there's a girl wearing a wedding dress near a bed)
(He punches her on her shoulder mockingly, then goes and sits down on her bed)
[Scene: Ross's room. Charlie is sitting on the bed, while Ross is walking up and down nervously]
Charlie: (sitting down on the bed) I think we need to talk...!
[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, Rachel is in bed, Ross is fooling around, and Dr. Long is checking on Rachel.]
Monica: (to Chandler) Oh, honey, can you make sure we get a King size bed!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's room. Monica and Chandler are in bed.]
Ross: No, NO! (they're moving to the side of the bed, where they sit down) Look, I need to talk to Joey. I mean, you guys just broke up. Before anything more happens between us, I need to know he's okay with it.
Ross: (knocks on door) Rach, you there? (Joey and Rachel both get up from the bed)
Rachel: Coming! Try under the bed, try under the bed!
Phoebe: YOU’RE SO GENEROUS AND KIND AND (crowd stops cheering) YOU'RE AMAZING IN BED (everyone hears it and stare at them.) (to everybody) IT’S OUR ANNIVERSARY!
Rachel: There's no room under the bed. (looks around because she can't find Joey anymore)
Rachel: Love you too... Alright, I'm going to bed.
Ross: Well, then who was on my bed?
Chandler: Oh wait... What bed did you say she was on?
Ross: No, she was definitely on my bed.
Rachel: (jumps at the chance to make that happen) Oh! There's nothing above your bed!!
Rachel: What the... DIAL IT DOWN! (Joey goes to sit on the bed) Listen, ok, and maybe they're crazy thoughts, but sometimes I do, I have, I've been thinking about... you know, us! (looks at Joey, who's totally distraught) Ok, dial it up a little!
Chandler: I'm pretty sure I put her on my bed.
Chandler: Why would I kiss a girl, and then put her on your bed?
(Time lapse. Chandler and Monica are in bed now)
Ross: Yeah, guess so. Whew! Check these out! (Hes looking at the stirrups on the other bed in the room and Rachel groans. Ross then hops into the bed and puts his legs into the stirrups.) Never done this before.
Rachel: Ok. (She sits on the bed and Ross sits near her) Thank you for coming with me today.
Chandler: (to Monica) Is it okay that I want you to wear that head set in bed tonight?
Ross: Sorry. (Rachel sits on her bed). You ok?
Chandler: Jumping on the bed?
Dr. Green: No, when you put your feet up in my bed, you tugged on my catheter.
Phoebe: Joey, you can't make someone do something they don't want to do. Believe me, there's something I've been trying to get Mike to do in bed and there's... he's just...
(Joey makes a sound imitating one person making a bed creak and Chandler turns and glares at him.)
Ross: Okay, after you told me she was passed out in our room, I went in there to make sure she was all right. She was lying on my bed, all buried in peoples coats. Well, I went to kiss her on the forehead, you know. But it was so dark, I accidentally got her lips. I started to pull away, but then I felt her start to kiss me back. It was only for a second, but... it was amazing. And now, now I find out that you kissed her first.
[Scene: Guest room. Rachel and Phoebe are sitting on the bed.]
(Monica and Chandler run back to Erica's bed.)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is sitting reading a book and hears the bed in Joey's room creaking, and does a 'Oh no, not again' look on his face.]
Janice: Oh. God, crazy Chandler. He spun me...off...the...bed!
Monica: Okay, I was thinking we should have a beautiful guest room, right? With a mahogany sleigh bed and bedside tables with flowers on them all the time! And we could have a roll top desk with comment cards on them so people could say how much they loved staying here!! Okay, whatever, I really havent thought about it that much.