words in movies
Ross: (To Chandler) I thought you were my best friend, this is my sister! My best friend and my sister! I-I cannot believe this!
Ross: (happily) My best friend and my sister! I cannot believe this. (He hugs them both.) (To Joey and Rachel) You guys probably wanna get some hugs in too, huh? Big news!
Ross: (To Phoebe) Ugh, can you believe that guy!
Ross: Phoebe! I can't believe you gave them money! I thought you agreed it was totally unreasonable that they asked me for that money!
Rachel: Oh, god, I can't believe one of us actually has one of these.
Monica: I can't believe he did this.
Ross: I can't believe you'd rather go out with him than me.
Joey: Now, see, I don't believe any of that. I think once you're dead, you're dead! You're gone! You're worm food! (realises his tactlessness) ...So Chandler looks gay, huh?
Chandler: You know, I can't believe you. Linda is so great! Why won't you go out with her again?
ROSS: Whoa, whoa, whoa. What, you don't, uh, you don't believe in evolution?
ROSS: You don't believe in evolution?
ROSS: How can you not believe in evolution?
ROSS: You uh, you don't believe in gravity?
Monica: (Excited) Oh my God, can you believe we are surrounded by all this? I can barely control myself.
PHOEBE: Look, can't we just say that you believe in something, and I don't.
ROSS: Oh you guys are not gonna believe what happened.
Paul: (standing in front of a mirror and to himself) Just relax. Just relax Paul, youre doing great. (Ross moves a piece of luggage over so he can watch Paul.) She likes you. She Maybe, she likes you. She likes you. Yknow why? Because youre a (pause) neat guy. (Ross cant believe what hes hearing.) You are the man. You are (pause) the man! (He opens his shirt and looks at his chest.) I still got it. Nice and sexy. Youre just a love machine. (Starts singing) Im just a love machine and I wont work for nobody but you! Hey bab-y! (Flexes and grunts loudly.) Showtime. (Starts to leave and starts singing.) Im just a love machine, yeah ba-by! (Grunts again and Ross is stunned.)
PHOEBE: Ok, I didn't see it, because I was putting on my jacket, but I uh want to believe you.
MONICA: I can't believe you married Duncan. I mean how could you not tell me? We lived together, we told each other everything.
MONICA: I can't believe you didn't tell me.
JOEY: I can't believe you. You told me it was a nubbin.
Rachel: It was like months ago. We were walking by this antique store, and I saw this pin in the window, and I told him it was just like one my grandmother had when I was a little girl. Oh! I can't believe he remembered!
MONICA: I can't believe you're dressing up for him. I mean, you're just, you're setting yourself up all over again.
CHANDLER: I can't believe the guys missed this.
PHOEBE: Oh! I can't believe it. I can't believe this. We're just like, sitting at home, trying to guess Joey's fingers, and you guys are out like partying and having fun, and you know, all, "hey, Blowfish, suck on my neck".
ROSS: No no no, I mean, hey, why shouldn't I be happy for you? What would it say about me if I couldn't revel in your joy? I'm revelling baby, believe me!
ROSS: Believe me, I've been dreaming about me and Rachel for ten years now. But now, I'm with Julie, so it's like me and Julie, me and Rachel, me and Julie, me and... [Rachel enters, carrying a tray]... Rachel. Rachel, Rachel.
RACH: Oh my god, I can't believe you let me put this in my mouth.
CHAN: All right, Pheebs, back me up here, ok? You believe in that karma crap, don't you?
PHOEBE: Can you believe this. In, like, two hours I'm gonna have a dad. Eeeshk.
JOEY: I can't believe you're so uptight about your mom comin'.
CHANDLER: Believe me, sometimes that happens.
ROSS: I uh can't believe I'm gonna say this, but I think Susan's right.
MONICA: You heard the woman. Peel, chop, devil! I can't believe I lost 2 minutes.
ROSS: I can't believe this.
MONICA: I can't believe Joey's having lunch with his stalker. What i-, what is she like.
PHOEBE: Yeah. Ok, you don't have to believe me but um, can you think of any unfinished business she might have had, like any reason she'd be hanging around?
PHOEBE: I can't believe it. Did you tell your board about how kids want to hear the truth?
JANITOR: The zoo! Do you believe everything the zoo tells ya?
PHOEBE: Well, it's not so much that you know, like I don't believe in it, you know, it's just...I don't know, lately I get the feeling that I'm not so much being pulled down as I am being pushed.
PHOEBE: I can't believe two cows made the ultimate sacrifice so you guys could watch TV with your feet up.
CHANDLER: I can't believe we're doing this.
Chandler: I can't believe you would actually say that. I would much rather be Mr.Peanut than Mr.Salty.
CHANDLER: I can't believe it.
MONICA: I can't believe you did that.
JOEY: Can you believe this place?
Ross: Wow! It actually is in the handbook. I cant date you or have a hot plate in my office. I cant believe we have to stop seeing each other.
JOEY: Oh, can you believe they gave Stephanie skin cancer?
PHOEBE: Listen. You are not going to believe this but, that is not me singing on the video.
ROSS: I can't believe you hated me.
MONICA: I can't believe he has a new roommate. Who is this guy?
CHANDLER: I still can't believe they promoted her to lieutenant.
MR. GELLER: Honey. Honey, have you seen my Harmon Kilerbrew bat? Bob doesn't believe I have one.
CHANDLER: I can't believe you got us into trouble. [slaps Joey on the arm. Joey takes exception and slaps him back]
RACHEL: I can't believe this is happening.
CHANDLER: I can't believe she's married.
MONICA: You would not. I can't believe this. I hate this, you're too normal. I can't believe my boyfriend doesn't have a thing. My boyfriend doesn't have a thing.
RICHARD: Or so I would have you believe.
RYAN: Can you believe how we spent our two weeks together?
RACHEL: I can not believe I have to walk down the aisle in front of 200 people looking like something you drink when your nauseous.
Monica: He's seeing someone. I can't believe he's seeing someone.
MONICA: Oh my God, I can't believe what I'm getting ready to say. I wanna have a baby, but I don't wanna have one with someone who doesn't really wanna have one.
RACHEL: I can't believe I don't get to go to my own prom, this is so harsh.
JOEY: Incredible! I met the director this time and you'll never believe who it was.
Joey: Like you wouldnt believe. (they go into the apartment) Wow! This is a great place.
MONICA: I can't believe you guys are actually getting tattoos.
Cliff: I dont believe this. You got him to pretend he was some fake doctor?
Ross: Damn! I cant believe I took her off my list.
Monica: I'm so sorry, I can't believe I did this, but I couldn't stop laughing at your Norman Mailer story.
Chandler: I can not believe that I am going out with someone that is getting divorced. I'm such a grown up.
Phoebe: Oh my God! I dont believe it! Oh, you poor bunny.
Chandler: I cant believe you came back.
Rachel: (to Chandler) Eh, do you believe that?
Ross: Im sorry, I dont believe contestants are allowed to talk to each other.
Monica: Sush!! I cannot believe she is still up there.
Rachel: I cant believe Mark didnt call. Its Sunday night, and he didnt call.
Rachel: Joey! I cant believe you just did that!
Chandler: I cant believe she cracked your code!
Chandler: (laughs) Well, don�t believe everything you hear, Ken. (both turning away to files) But yeah, that�s true. Alright, let�s get started, by take a look at last quarter�s figures. (The female next to Chandler starts smoking, towards her:) Ah, Claudia, aren�t you supposed to blow smoke up the bosses� ass?
Monica: You would not believe my day! I had to work two shifts, and then to top it off, I lost one of my fake boobs, (opens her coat revealing a large burn mark over her left breast.) in a grill fire.
Rachel: Oh my God, I cant believe this is a real $20,000 check, oh this is just so exciting.
PHOEBE: I can't believe you caved.
ROSS: Oh look, I can't believe this. Look, homo-habilus hasn't even learned how to use tools yet and they've got him here wi, with clay pots. Why don't, why don't they just give him a microwave? I'm sorry, I'm sorry this is taking so long, ya know, I, I, it's just it's longer than I expected, we will have dinner.
Monica: Can you believe he just offered me a restaurant?
Phoebe: Wow! I cannot believe Mark asked you out.
Ross: No no no, believe me. No one has been waiting for this as much as I have, ok? And you know what the funny thing is? When this day is over, you get to go home with the baby, ok? Where does that leave me?
Kate: I cant believe we go on in, in a week.
Rachel: I cannot believe you.
Monica: I justI cant believe that you think that you and Chandler know me and Rachel better than we know you.
Janice: Oh! Youre right. Oh God. But, before I can say good-bye, theres something I really need you to know, Chandler. The way I feel about you, its like, I finally understand what Lionel Richies been singing about. Y'know, I mean what we have, its like movie love, youre my soulmate, and I cant believe were not going to be spending the rest of our lives together.
Chandler: (to Rachel) And you Ross, I believe, if you check Rachels bag you will find a half-eaten box of cookies in there.
Jason: (to Phoebe) I-I cant believe this! You-youve slept with him?!
Ross: Okay, fine, fine. You dont want to believe me? No, thats fine. (starts to leave)
Phoebe: I do, I believe you.
Monica: Youre not gonna believe this. Okay, so I go over...
Phoebe: I cant believe you didnt tell me there was a suicide note!
Rachel: I can not believe your trading me!!
PHOEBE: I'm sorry, but sometimes they need help. That's fine. Go ahead and scoff. You know, there're a lot of things that I don't believe in, but that doesn't mean they're not true.
Ross: Can we, can we just stop for a second? Who said something better would come along, huh? You didn't believe me. I told you everything was gonna work out. (gasps) You know what? This calls for a bottle of Israels finest.
Rachel: Nooo! Its not okay! I cant believe you would want to after what he did to me!
Rachel: Y'know I cant believe I even thought about getting back together again! We are so over!!
Rachel: I believe it.
Rachel: (entering) You guys, youre never gonna believe what I just found tacked up on a telephone pole! (Shes holding a flyer.) Look kinda familiar?
Monica: Ohh, Im such an idiot. I cant believe I actually thought she could change.