words in movies
RACHEL: Ok, uh, Billy Dreskin, Pete Carney, Barry, and uh, oh, Paolo.
Billy Crystal: Im sorry. Ex-excuse us. Im sorry, its a little crowded. Do you mind if we... (motions to the couch)
Monica: Forget it. (they all turn and listen to Billy and Robin)
Robin: (starting to cry) Ooh, (to Rachel) Can I have a napkin, please? Could you please hand me a napkin? (Rachel tries to grab one, but is to slow for his tastes.) Would you--Give me this thing (grabs the napkin holder from her.) all right!! Enough! (to Billy) And you are no longer my friend! We are finished! (gets up to leave) Nada!! No more! You are a bastard for doing this!! (Billy follows him) Get away from me!!
(Robin interrupts her again by complaining loudly to Billy as the camera cuts to them.)
Joey: (to Billy) So youre the gynaecologist?
Billy: Yeah.
[cut to Billy and Robin]
Billy: So its-its not heeled yet?
Billy: Like when you go bowling and you know youre in somebody elses shoes?
Chandler: Well, I tried Billy Jean King, but... (Ross glares at him) you know, you and Monica have the same "I'm gonna kill you" look...? I can usually make it go away by kissing her... (Ross continues to glare at him and Chandler leans in as if he's going to kiss Ross)
Billy: Whats the matter?
Billy: Yeah, move over just a little bit.
Billy: Thomas, come back here! (they both leave)
Billy: (to Joey) Hey, Im trying to have a private conversation! Is that okay?!
Charlie: (smiling and thinks for a moment)... no... bu but there was my first boyfriend Billy.
Ross: Actually, Billy Tratt is gay now. So-so that ones not really our fault.
Billy: How do you know?
Billy: Its me, Ive been sleeping with your wife.
Billy: Thomas, this is gonna be hard, but I wanted it to come from me, and nobody else.
Phoebe: Oh, I know! "Oh...I slept with Billy Joel". All right, who hasn't?
Rachel: (on phone) Daddy... Daddy... Daddy, why whyyy would I sleep with Billy Dreskin? His father tried to put you out of business! (Rachel turns to Monica, clasping the receiver to her bosom so Dr.Green can't hear, while mouthing "You are...") ...dead!
Erica: (To Chandler) We had a good time. By the way, I wanted to ask you something. It would really mean a lot to me, if the baby was a boy, that you name him after my father, Jiminy Billy Bob (Monica smiles at Chandler and his he looks shocked and scared, getting no support from his wife)
Rachel: Oh no!!!! Oh my God!! This is all making so much sense to me now! This is why Adam Carter wouldnt go out with me! This is why Billy Tratt would just stay in this region! (Motions to her breasts.) (Joey has turned around.)
Monica: (as Rachel) Remember back in freshman year? (Talking fast before Rachel can catch her) Well, Billy Dreskin and I had sex on your bed.
[Two guys walk over and interrupt her. Theyre both names youve already heard. Ones Billy Crystal. Yes, that Billy Crystal from City Slickers. The other one is Robin Williams. Yes, that Robin Williams from Mrs. Doubtfire.]