words in movies
Precious: He proposed to you? This is the worst birthday ever. (she starts to cry again)
Phoebe: Look, Precious... Mike's not worth this. You're an attractive, intelligent woman and let's face it, Mike's kind of a wang. I mean, he proposed to me while he was still seeing you... He was gonna break-up with you on your birthday? And, I don't like to kiss-and-tell, but he cheated on you a lot this weekend.
Mr. Geller: Happy birthday, sweetie! Give us a hug! (Starts to get up.)
Ross: Happy birthday!!!
Monica: Happy birthday!!!
Monica: Its your birthday!
Chandler: No Rach, its not just you. My thirtieth birthday certainly wasnt that much fun.
[Scene: Rosss birthday, Joey is now trying to get his car out while Ross is directing him.]
Phoebe: Happy thirtieth birthday! Here! (Hands her the hippity-hop.) Its for the child in you, and the woman. Happy thirtieth!
[Scene: Monicas birthday, its just after the surprise.]
[Scene: Rachels birthday, everyone is presenting their presents to Rachel.]
Chandler: For my last birthday you gave me a hug! (To Rachel) Okay, read the card! Read the card!
Ross: Hey! Look whos back! Its the birthday girl! Hows the birthday girl feeling?
[Scene: Rachels birthday, a time lapse has occurred. Rachel is coming back into the living room carrying a notepad.]
[Scene: Monicas birthday, Monica is now dressed and is being helped out by Chandler and Rachel.]
Phoebe: (clinking two glasses together) Speech! Speech! Lets hear from the birthday girl! Huh?
Monica: Phoebe, yknow why dont we just go upstairs and have some birthday cake?
[Scene: Rosss birthday, night has fallen and Joey and Ross are walking by where his car is parked to find that both cars blocking him in have left.]
[Flashback to Monica and Chandlers apartment. Chandler has a bunch of people over in formal wear to give Monica a surprise birthday party. Joey is coming out of the bathroom and removing his tie.]
Rachel: Oo! Whens her birthday?!
[Scene: Rachels birthday, she is coming into the hallway where Joey and Tag are playing with the scooter.]
Ross: You know my birthday.
Chandler: That is funny, maybe for my birthday shell murder someone.
[Scene: Phoebes birthday, shes taking the hippity-hop to Ursulas apartment as a gift. She knocks on the door and Ursula answers it.]
A Male Customer: Hey, thats weird, todays my birthday too!
Monica: Well, I�ll tell you what we�re gonna do: We are already late for Phoebe�s birthday dinner, so you point out put out that cigarette, we�re gonna put this fight on hold and go have sex.
Phoebe: (from outside) Trick or treat! (It�s obviously Halloween eve, the night of her birthday dinner.)
Monica: (entering with husband) Happy birthday!
Joey: That�s the best birthday ever.
Waiters: (with birthday cake, singing) Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear �
Joey and Chandler: (start to sing) Hey! Happy birthday ...
Waiters: � Joey, happy birthday to you.
Rachel: Phoebe, hi, we�re so sorry. You�re totally right. We are here one hundred per cent and we love you and we are ready to start your birthday celebration.
Chandler: Oh, she's at home, putting up decorations for Rachel's birthday party tonight.
Joey: Hey Rach, so can I sing happy birthday to you now?
Monica: Ready for your birthday lunch?
Rachel: Ahhhh , you brought rats to my birthday party?
[Scene: Rachel's birthday party]
Phoebe: No! It�s my first birthday with a boyfriend, and he has to work. Uch, I get mad at him, but I think it�s a little to soon to show my true colors.
Rachel: No, that day... that won't be her real birthday!
Gavin: Well, let me explain how birthday parties usually work. There are presents, and a cake, perhaps a fourth or fifth person. Ok, I ... got you the present to make up for being such a jerk to you earlier.
Rachel: N-it wasn�t easy, but it�s your birthday and I did what I got to do.
Rachel: Wait, you can't go away this weekend! It's Emma's birthday!
Rachel: Oh, good, good! We had this idea to make a birthday video for Emma and we'll give it to her when she is 18.
Chandler: Gee if only she were one and had no idea what the hell a birthday was!
Rachel: And I mean, you know, you guys... This is a big deal. I mean, how can we have her first birthday party without her aunt and her uncle!
Monica: Ok, how about this: We got wind up toys for Emma for her birthday. We can make them race, and whoever comes in last, stays!
Chandler: Hey hey! Where's the birthday girl?
Phoebe: Joey, it's a birthday party.
Judy: Hello Emma. Happy eighteenth birthday.
Rachel (on the phone): No, no, this is not what I ordered. Ok? I went all the way to New Jersey so that I could have the perfect cake for my daughter’s birthday and I need a bunny cake, right now!
Rachel: Look, I know that you guys really want to get to Vermont and this isn't a really big deal to you, but it really is to us, ok? Emma will never have a first birthday again.
Rachel: Okay. (they both look into the camera, and Ross waves.) Hi Emma. Well, your first birthday is over, and it was really...
Chandler: Emma, you even know it's your birthday today? You're one! One-year-old, that's little.
Ross: Okay, here we go! Emma's first birthday cake... Well hey... well, blow out the candle. Come on Emma.
Rachel: (shakes her head) I guess... Oh, I just had such an idea of what this day would be like, you know? Emma laughing and everybody gathered around her cake singing "Happy Birthday". Then we would all go into... HEY GET OUT OF THE ROAD YOU STUPID STUDENT DRIVER!!! (honks furiously, and Ross looks at her in disbelief and Rachel looks at him.) They have to learn!
Phoebe: Oooh, I love family traditions like that. When uhm... when Ursula and I were kids, on our birthday, our stepdad would sell his blood to buy us food!
Rachel: I can't believe this. This is her first birthday. She's awake. We're not even there. Everybody left. We still have this stupid obscene cake.
Benjamin: Certainly. Very well. And Dr. Geller, when is my birthday?
Chandler: (Reading) "Happy Birthday Peehe."
Phoebe: That’s right, I've prepared a song for Emma. From my heart to hers. For there’s no greater gift, than the gift of music. (she starts singing) Emma! Your name poses a dilemma. 'Cause not much else rhymes with Emma! Maybe the actor Richard Crenna, he played the commanding officer in Rambo. Happy birthday Emma!
Monica: Oh yeah, I remember mine! Ohh, it was my sixth birthday, my dad took me to the park, I got it, and it bent.
MR. GELLER: C'mon Rich, it's my birthday, let me live vicariously.
Rachel: You know it was you're uhm... birthday...
Joey: (to Ross) Hey! Here's the birthday boy! Ross, check it out: hockey tickets, Rangers-Penguins, tonight at the Garden, and we're taking you.
[Flashback to Chandlers thirtieth birthday party. It is also being held in Monica and his apartment. He is about to blow out the candles on his birthday cake.]
Phoebe: Because its our thirtieth birthday.
Rachel: Okay. (Opens the card and reads it.) Happy birthday Grandma! Its better to be over the hill (starting to cry) then buried under it. (Breaks down as everyone glares at them.) All our love Monica and Chandler. (Crying) Thats funny, yeah!
Rachel: Hey, yknow, at least you have somebody to miss that stuff with! I hate being alone this time of year! Next thing you know itll be Valentines Day, then my birthday, then bang!before you know it, theyre lighting that damn tree again. Ohh, I want somebody! (hearing this, Gunther moves in) Yknow, I want a man!! (Gunther leaves depressed) I mean, it doesnt even have to be a big relationship, yknow, just like a fling would be great.
Rachel: Oh, why do you even bother? I already ruined her first birthday... And do you know how important these early experiences are Ross? Very! According to the back cover of that book that you gave me.
ROSS: Wha--? Whoa, hey, I don't want my birthday to be the source of any kind of negative--there's gonna be a hoopla?
Gunther: You are no longer authorized to distribute birthday muffins.
Chandler: Happy birthday, pal!
Ross: Wo-wo-whoa. What about Phoebe's birthday?
Rachel: Oh my God! You guys this is so great! I mean it's so unexpected! I mean Chandler's birthday is even before mine!
PHOEBE: Yes, yes, and it's, and we always have to go to, you know, someplace nice, you know? God, and it's not like we can say anything about it, 'cause, like this birthday thing, it's for Ross.
Phoebe: (getting up) Oh, for god�s sake, Judy, pick up the sock! Pick up the sock! Pick up the sock! (everybody scared) I�m sorry, was that rude? Di-did my, my li-little outburst blunt (?) the hideousness (?) that is this evening? Look, I know, you all have a lot going on, but all I wanted to do was have dinner with my friends on my birthday. And you are all so late and you didn�t even have the courtesy to call. (her cellular rings) Well, it�s too late now.
[Flashback to Joeys thirtieth birthday party. It is being held in Monica and Chandlers apartment.]
[Scene: Rosss birthday, his car is still trapped in its spot. Now Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are at the front of the car with Monica, Rachel, and Chandler at the rear of the car.]
Chandler: We used to be married, but then we missed a weekend away together and things kind of unraveled. Because of you! Happy Birthday. (Ross looks disappointed and switches the camcorder off)
MONICA: So, I'll get candles and my mom's lace tablecloth, and since it's Rachel's birthday, I mean, we want it to be special, I thought I'd poach a salmon.
Joey: Whoa-whoa, but her birthday isn't like for another month.
Ross: Funny, my birthday was seven months ago.
Rachel: Yeah, but then you spent Phoebe's entire birthday party talking to my breasts, so then I figured maybe not.
Joey: He's planning your birthday party.
Phoebe: Oh hey you guys, I couldn�t get a reservation for the night of my birthday, so we have to do dinner Thursday night instead.
Phoebe: Ooh, my first birthday present... (delightedly examining the cardigan in her lap) ..oh, this is really...
Rachel: So Pheebs, what do you want for your birthday?
Chandler: Maybe she didn't move on, you know...maybe that kiss was just an impulsive one-time birthday thing
(Betty waggles her fingers to say "Hi", but Phoebe feels her birthday has been ruined by her twin.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone but Joey is waiting for Phoebe to arrive for her surprise birthday party. Rachel and Monica is telling Chandler about Rachel's incident.]
Joey: I'm takin' Ursula tonight. It's her birthday.
ROSS: No, look, hey, it's my birthday, and the important thing is that we all be together.
Phoebe: Um, oh, I got you a birthday present.
Rachel: You know Pheebs, when I was little, on my birthday, my daddy would hide a present in every room of the house, and then he would draw a treasure map to help me find 'em all.
Monica: Hey, great skirt! Birthday present?
CHANDLER: Ok, while Ross is on the phone, everybody owes me 62 bucks for his birthday.
JOEY: 'Cause it's always somethin', you know, like Monica's new job, or the whole Ross's birthday hoopla.
Phoebe: Um, oh, I've got a birthday party, with some work people.
Ross: Hey, is Rachel here? Um, I wanted to wish her a happy birthday before I left.
ROSS: Yeah, I know, it's my birthday. We all should be here.
RACHEL: Happy birthday.