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Rachel: Hey, yknow, at least you have somebody to miss that stuff with! I hate being alone this time of year! Next thing you know itll be Valentines Day, then my birthday, then bang!before you know it, theyre lighting that damn tree again. Ohh, I want somebody! (hearing this, Gunther moves in) Yknow, I want a man!! (Gunther leaves depressed) I mean, it doesnt even have to be a big relationship, yknow, just like a fling would be great.
Ross: You know my birthday.
Phoebe: (from outside) Trick or treat! (It�s obviously Halloween eve, the night of her birthday dinner.)
Monica: Well, I�ll tell you what we�re gonna do: We are already late for Phoebe�s birthday dinner, so you point out put out that cigarette, we�re gonna put this fight on hold and go have sex.
Monica: (entering with husband) Happy birthday!
Rachel: Phoebe, hi, we�re so sorry. You�re totally right. We are here one hundred per cent and we love you and we are ready to start your birthday celebration.
Waiters: (with birthday cake, singing) Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear �
Waiters: � Joey, happy birthday to you.
Joey: Hey Rach, so can I sing happy birthday to you now?
Joey and Chandler: (start to sing) Hey! Happy birthday ...
Chandler: Oh, she's at home, putting up decorations for Rachel's birthday party tonight.
Monica: Ready for your birthday lunch?
[Scene: Rachel's birthday party]
Rachel: Ahhhh , you brought rats to my birthday party?
Joey: That�s the best birthday ever.
Gavin: Well, let me explain how birthday parties usually work. There are presents, and a cake, perhaps a fourth or fifth person. Ok, I ... got you the present to make up for being such a jerk to you earlier.
Phoebe: No! It�s my first birthday with a boyfriend, and he has to work. Uch, I get mad at him, but I think it�s a little to soon to show my true colors.
Precious: He proposed to you? This is the worst birthday ever. (she starts to cry again)
Rachel: N-it wasn�t easy, but it�s your birthday and I did what I got to do.
Chandler: Gee if only she were one and had no idea what the hell a birthday was!
Rachel: No, that day... that won't be her real birthday!
Rachel: Wait, you can't go away this weekend! It's Emma's birthday!
Chandler: Hey hey! Where's the birthday girl?
Rachel: Oh, good, good! We had this idea to make a birthday video for Emma and we'll give it to her when she is 18.
Rachel: And I mean, you know, you guys... This is a big deal. I mean, how can we have her first birthday party without her aunt and her uncle!
Phoebe: Joey, it's a birthday party.
Rachel: Look, I know that you guys really want to get to Vermont and this isn't a really big deal to you, but it really is to us, ok? Emma will never have a first birthday again.
Monica: Ok, how about this: We got wind up toys for Emma for her birthday. We can make them race, and whoever comes in last, stays!
Judy: Hello Emma. Happy eighteenth birthday.
Rachel (on the phone): No, no, this is not what I ordered. Ok? I went all the way to New Jersey so that I could have the perfect cake for my daughter’s birthday and I need a bunny cake, right now!
Rachel: Okay. (they both look into the camera, and Ross waves.) Hi Emma. Well, your first birthday is over, and it was really...
Chandler: Emma, you even know it's your birthday today? You're one! One-year-old, that's little.
Ross: Okay, here we go! Emma's first birthday cake... Well hey... well, blow out the candle. Come on Emma.
Rachel: (shakes her head) I guess... Oh, I just had such an idea of what this day would be like, you know? Emma laughing and everybody gathered around her cake singing "Happy Birthday". Then we would all go into... HEY GET OUT OF THE ROAD YOU STUPID STUDENT DRIVER!!! (honks furiously, and Ross looks at her in disbelief and Rachel looks at him.) They have to learn!
Phoebe: Oooh, I love family traditions like that. When uhm... when Ursula and I were kids, on our birthday, our stepdad would sell his blood to buy us food!
MR. GELLER: C'mon Rich, it's my birthday, let me live vicariously.
Rachel: I can't believe this. This is her first birthday. She's awake. We're not even there. Everybody left. We still have this stupid obscene cake.
Rachel: You know it was you're uhm... birthday...
Phoebe: That’s right, I've prepared a song for Emma. From my heart to hers. For there’s no greater gift, than the gift of music. (she starts singing) Emma! Your name poses a dilemma. 'Cause not much else rhymes with Emma! Maybe the actor Richard Crenna, he played the commanding officer in Rambo. Happy birthday Emma!
Benjamin: Certainly. Very well. And Dr. Geller, when is my birthday?
Phoebe: Look, Precious... Mike's not worth this. You're an attractive, intelligent woman and let's face it, Mike's kind of a wang. I mean, he proposed to me while he was still seeing you... He was gonna break-up with you on your birthday? And, I don't like to kiss-and-tell, but he cheated on you a lot this weekend.
Monica: Oh yeah, I remember mine! Ohh, it was my sixth birthday, my dad took me to the park, I got it, and it bent.
Gunther: You are no longer authorized to distribute birthday muffins.
Joey: (to Ross) Hey! Here's the birthday boy! Ross, check it out: hockey tickets, Rangers-Penguins, tonight at the Garden, and we're taking you.
ROSS: Wha--? Whoa, hey, I don't want my birthday to be the source of any kind of negative--there's gonna be a hoopla?
Chandler: (Reading) "Happy Birthday Peehe."
[Flashback to Chandlers thirtieth birthday party. It is also being held in Monica and his apartment. He is about to blow out the candles on his birthday cake.]
Phoebe: Because its our thirtieth birthday.
Rachel: Okay. (Opens the card and reads it.) Happy birthday Grandma! Its better to be over the hill (starting to cry) then buried under it. (Breaks down as everyone glares at them.) All our love Monica and Chandler. (Crying) Thats funny, yeah!
Chandler: Maybe she didn't move on, you know...maybe that kiss was just an impulsive one-time birthday thing
Chandler: We used to be married, but then we missed a weekend away together and things kind of unraveled. Because of you! Happy Birthday. (Ross looks disappointed and switches the camcorder off)
MONICA: So, I'll get candles and my mom's lace tablecloth, and since it's Rachel's birthday, I mean, we want it to be special, I thought I'd poach a salmon.
PHOEBE: Yes, yes, and it's, and we always have to go to, you know, someplace nice, you know? God, and it's not like we can say anything about it, 'cause, like this birthday thing, it's for Ross.
Joey: Whoa-whoa, but her birthday isn't like for another month.
Joey: He's planning your birthday party.
Rachel: Yeah, but then you spent Phoebe's entire birthday party talking to my breasts, so then I figured maybe not.
Rachel: Oh, why do you even bother? I already ruined her first birthday... And do you know how important these early experiences are Ross? Very! According to the back cover of that book that you gave me.
Ross: Wo-wo-whoa. What about Phoebe's birthday?
Rachel: Oh my God! You guys this is so great! I mean it's so unexpected! I mean Chandler's birthday is even before mine!
Phoebe: (getting up) Oh, for god�s sake, Judy, pick up the sock! Pick up the sock! Pick up the sock! (everybody scared) I�m sorry, was that rude? Di-did my, my li-little outburst blunt (?) the hideousness (?) that is this evening? Look, I know, you all have a lot going on, but all I wanted to do was have dinner with my friends on my birthday. And you are all so late and you didn�t even have the courtesy to call. (her cellular rings) Well, it�s too late now.
[Flashback to Joeys thirtieth birthday party. It is being held in Monica and Chandlers apartment.]
[Scene: Rosss birthday, his car is still trapped in its spot. Now Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are at the front of the car with Monica, Rachel, and Chandler at the rear of the car.]
Chandler: Happy birthday, pal!
Ross: Funny, my birthday was seven months ago.
Phoebe: Oh hey you guys, I couldn�t get a reservation for the night of my birthday, so we have to do dinner Thursday night instead.
Rachel: So Pheebs, what do you want for your birthday?
(Betty waggles her fingers to say "Hi", but Phoebe feels her birthday has been ruined by her twin.)
Phoebe: Ooh, my first birthday present... (delightedly examining the cardigan in her lap) ..oh, this is really...
Joey: I'm takin' Ursula tonight. It's her birthday.
Phoebe: Um, oh, I got you a birthday present.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone but Joey is waiting for Phoebe to arrive for her surprise birthday party. Rachel and Monica is telling Chandler about Rachel's incident.]
Rachel: You know Pheebs, when I was little, on my birthday, my daddy would hide a present in every room of the house, and then he would draw a treasure map to help me find 'em all.
Ross: Hey, is Rachel here? Um, I wanted to wish her a happy birthday before I left.
Phoebe: Um, oh, I've got a birthday party, with some work people.
Monica: Hey, great skirt! Birthday present?
JOEY: 'Cause it's always somethin', you know, like Monica's new job, or the whole Ross's birthday hoopla.
CHANDLER: Ok, while Ross is on the phone, everybody owes me 62 bucks for his birthday.
ROSS: Yeah, I know, it's my birthday. We all should be here.
RACHEL: Happy birthday.
Chandler: Man, if you tried something like that on my birthday, you'd be starin' at the business end of a hissy fit.
ROSS: No, look, hey, it's my birthday, and the important thing is that we all be together.
MONICA: Happy birthday dad.
MONICA: Ross, come sign this birthday card for dad. Rich is gonna be here any minute.
RICHARD: Happy birthday.
[Scene: The Gellers' house. Monica, Ross, and Richard are arriving to Mr. Gellers birthday party.]
MONICA: Yeah. It's my dad's birthday, I decided to give him a stroke.
MR. GELLER: C'mon, it's my birthday.
MR. GELLER: Am I supposed to stand here and listen to this on my birthday?
MR. GREENE: Happy birthday sweetpea.
[Everyone else enters and all start singing Happy Birthday.]
MONICA: Ok, we're not having birthday cake, we're having birthday flan.
[Scene: Mr. Geller's birthday party. Mr. and Mrs. Geller enter looking particularly refreshed. Monica follows looking rather pale.]
Gavin: Well I don't mind, I'll cancel. I would never miss my secretary's birthday. (leaves)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday.]
MR. GREENE: What? The father can't drop by to see the daughter on her birthday?
PHOEBE: Ok, here are the birthday candles. Where's the birthday cake?
MRS. GREENE: Happy birthday sweetie.
Chandler: It's okay, the duck's using our bathroom anyway. (Kathy goes into the bathroom.) Hey Joe! What are you getting Kathy for her birthday?
ROSS: You know what, this is ridiculous, ok. This is your birthday, this is your party. I say we just put 'em all together and if they can't deal with it, who cares.
CHANDLER: Well, actually just one birthday flan.
MRS. GREENE: Happy birthday sweetie.