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Monica: Okay, I umm, I ran into Richard yesterday and he asked me if I wanted to go for a bite and I did. The only reason I didn't tell you is because I knew you'd get mad and I didn't want to spoil our anniversary.
Chandler: Oh yeah! Yeah, so you-you bumped into Richard! You grabbed a bite! It's no big deal. (He still ain't happy.)
(He takes a bite out of the sandwich and as he does so, Phoebe attacks the other end and starts devouring the sandwich.)
Phoebe: Shes just so cute! I just wanna bite her ear off and use it and a sucking candy.
[Once again, Chandler has a bite in his mouth and can't come back.]
Phoebe: No, no, no. It's not! It's not my mom. It belonged to mom. Yeah, no, she used to put it out every Christmas to remind us, that even though it's Christmas, people still die. And, you can put candy in it. (She grabs the skull, pulls out a stick of licorice, and takes a bite.)
Joey: I'm sorry, I'm overreacting. Okay, It's just when it comes to food, I have certain rules, okay, I mean (bends down and with his plate and his hands, scrapes the dropped dinner back onto the plate and puts it back on the table) There are things you do..and you now, things.. (takes something from the plate and blows it a little) that you don't do (He takes a bite from it).
JADE: Oh, Bob, he was nothing compared to you. I had to bite my lip to keep from screaming your name.
Phoebe: I know, I just want to bite his bottom lip. (Rachel looks at her) But I won't.
Rachel: (taking cookie) Ok, thanks Pheebs (takes bite of cookie, overwhelmed) Oh my God, why have I never tasted these before?!
[Rachel takes a bite.]
PHOEBE: (singing/screaming) You're all invited to bite me!
CHANDLER: That was there when I got here. [Takes a bite of his muffin.]
MONICA: Bite me.
Phoebe: (trying to bite into an apple) Ow! Ow! (drops the apple in disgust.)
Phoebe: (To Rachel) Shhh! Im on a call! (On phone) Umm well yeah, you can pick it up tonight, say 8:30? At-at my apartment. Its umm, its umm 5 Morton Street, Apartment 14, umm and then maybe yknow after we can grab a bite to eat or whatever. (Listens) Okay, well okay Ill see you then. (Listens) Bye. (Hangs up.)
(Phoebe takes a bite and spits it out and screams.)
Rachel: I can get a quick bite to eat, but then I have to come back up here.
Monica: So you can like, bite, and pull peoples hair and stuff?
Monica: Hmm, bite me.
(She goes for his magazine and he grabs it away before she reaches it. But she was only using the magazine as a decoy because she grabs his cookie and coffee, takes a bite out of the cookie and drinks some of the coffee.)
Rick: Ow! Did you just bite me?
Ross: I couldn't possibly eat another bite.
Monica: That really means a lot. Oh, and Mom, dont bite your nails.
Mrs. Geller: (entering) (to Monica) Honey, dont bite your nails.
[In slow motion, as some haunty demonic music plays in the background, Joey throws the ball in, Chandler quits playing and goes for his Chinese food. Joey smacks the ball really hard, shooting it down the table. Chandler slowly takes a bite, the ball bounces off of the wall, heads back up the table, and scores the goal for Chandler.]
Rachel: (taking a bite) Hmmm!
Joey: And then, then he could use his teeth, his teeth to undo her dress, and, and, and bite her!
(Chandler takes a bite.)
Joey: (taking a bite) Oh, great! Can you believe I found it on the second floor?
The Man: Bite me, blondie! (The man storms off.)
Phoebe: Yeah, not in your case Lovey Loverson. (Tries to take a bite out of Rosss cookie.)
Chandler: Hm-hmm. (Goes to take another bite.)
Ross: (entering) Hey! Okay! I got my passport, fresh socks, and a snake bite kit!
[Everyone takes a bite of their trifle.]
Joey: Yeah. With a bite! (Takes back the sandwich.) Gee-e-e-eez!
[Monica puts the pea on top of the spoonful and takes a bite.]
Ross: Yeah, ooh yeah, I think there is one from batch 17 left, uh (Grabs a cookie and takes a big bite out of it and doesnt like it.) Its batch 16! 16 people! Get out of the way! (Gets up and runs for the bathroom.)
Joey: Oh, Im sorry. You wanna bite? (Holds his piece out for him.)
(They all take a bite.)
Rachel: Oh oh oh, wait! You only got whipped cream in there! Ya gotta take a bite with all the layers!
Joey: Okay. (He grabs a jelly donut, takes a bite, and guess what he spills all over himself. He tries to clean it up and smears it all over the shirt.)
Rachel: (taking a bite) Oh, Im sorry what?
Rachel: Oh wow! (She takes a bite, but holds the sandwich vertically so that the stuff falls out.)
Rachel: (taking a bite) Oh my God! That is so good!
Joey: Yeah. Okay. (Goes to take a bite out of the previously mentioned bagel.) Whoa! (Stops.) I almost forgot this was on your
Joey: Im on it! (Takes a bite out of the sandwich.)
Rachel: Ohh! Thats so sweet of you! Oh yum! (Takes a bite out of the sandwich and starts to get sick.) Did you put pickles on this?
Joey: (getting worried) Bite me?
Ross: (picks up a cookie) Okay, okay, see... that... that is the problem. He is too sensitive. (takes a bite from the cookie)
Ross: This... this is exactly what I'm talking about. What kind of a guy makes... makes... delicate French cookies, huh? They're not even... butch, manly cookies with... with... you know with... with chunks. (takes a careful bite from the cookie)
Gavin: Exactly how contagious is this thing you have? I mean is it a cold for standing on the balcony or did a monkey bite you?
Joey: Hey, if you wanna grab a bite before work we'd better get acrimonious. No? Am I getting close?
Monica: Ugh, I knew giving you that book was gonna come back and bite me in the ass!
Charlie: (to Joey) I just left you a message! Ross and I were gonna go grab a bite, but now that you're here, maybe we can go have that dinner.
Joey: It was, yeah. I kind of don't want it to end. Hey, you wanna come in for a drink and a bite of corsage?
Joey: Ooh. (Notices the pizza, grabs a slice, and takes a bite.) So umm, I was talkin to Ross and he said you were looking for a new place.
Mrs. Geller: And the next time you cater for me, there will be nothing but ice in the freezer. (She starts to bite her nails)
(Walks out and after he closes the door Phoebe turns around and takes a bite out of what is left of his candy bar.)