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JADE: Hello, I'm looking for Bob. This is Jane. I don't know if you're still at this number, but I was just thinking about us, and how great it was, and, well, I know it's been three years, but, I was kinda hoping we could hook up again. I barely had t he nerve to make this call, so you know what I did?
CHANDLER: Bob here.
ROSS: Even though you do do a good Bob impression, I'm thinkin' when she sees you tomorow, she's probably gonna realize, "hey, you're not Bob."
CHANDLER: I'm hoping that when Bob doesn't show up, she will seek comfort in the open arms of the wry stranger at the next table.
ROSS: That doesn't matter. She wanted to call Bob. Hey, for all we know, Bob is who she was meant to be with. You may be destroying two people's chance for happiness.
CHANDLER: We don't know Bob, ok? We know me. We like me. Please let me be happy.
JADE: Hey, Bob, it's Jade. Listen, I just wanted to tell you that I was really hurt when you didn't show up the other day, and just so you know, I ended up meeting a guy.
CHANDLER: Bob here.
JADE: Oh, Bob, he was nothing compared to you. I had to bite my lip to keep from screaming your name.
JADE: Hi, it's me. Listen, Bob. I'm probably way out of line here. I mean, It has been 3 years, and you're probably seeing someone else now, but if we could just have one night together, just for old time's sake, one hot, steamy, wild night...
Phoebe: (sees Rachel's face) What? Did you go to a costume party? Let me guess umm Pancho Vila? (Points at Rachel) and you're Bob Saget. (An old lady has sat down at the slot machine Phoebe was just at.)
Erica: (To Chandler) We had a good time. By the way, I wanted to ask you something. It would really mean a lot to me, if the baby was a boy, that you name him after my father, Jiminy Billy Bob (Monica smiles at Chandler and his he looks shocked and scared, getting no support from his wife)
Chandler: Uhh yeah. Yeah, its (Points down the hall) right, right down there. (When he has Bob looking down the hall, he turns around and knocks his nameplate off of his door.) Right there, yeah. Can I ask you why?
Rachel: Its not random, its Bob.
Bob: Uh, Phoebe we've been getting complaints and uh, we're gonna move you to a less high-profile spot.
Bob: Cleveland.
Rachel: Ohhh well. Yknow what honey? The best thing to do to get over a guy is to start dating someone else. Oh! There is this great guy you will love at work named Bob! Hes a real up-and-comer in Human Resources.
Angela: Bob is great. He's smart, he's sophisticated, and he has a real job. You, you go on three auditions a month and you call yourself an actor, but Bob...
Joey: You know, you and Bob, and me and my girlfriend, uh, uh, Monica.
Bob: I just had a meeting, I was actually hoping to get transferred up here, but I just found out its not gonna happen. Apparently somebody thinks Im not eleventh floor material. Say uh, who the hell is this Chandler?
Angela: Forget it Joey. I'm with Bob now.
Monica: Thank you. So what does this Bob guy look like? Is he tall? Short?
Monica: You've never met Bob, have you?
Monica: (to Joey) He is so cute. (to Angela and Bob) So, where did you guys grow up?
Bob: Huh, I never really noticed.
Bob: Monica, Monica is great.
[Scene: Fancy restaurant, Joey and Bob are talking.]
Bob: Yep. Pretty much.
[Scene: A fancy restaurant, Joey and Monica are there, meeting Angela and Bob, who Monica thinks is Angela's brother.]
Monica: I've gotta tell you, Bob is terrific.
[Scene: Fancy restaurant, Monica, Joey, Angela, and Bob are seated at the table.]
Rachel: Bob Buttons?
Chandler: I happen to know a Fun Bob.
Mr. Heckles: Mmm. Bob Buttons. Here, Bob Buttons.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment, Joey is there, trying to convince Monica to pose as his girlfriend. His plan is to hook Monica up with Angela's boyfriend Bob and then take Angela back for himself.]
RACH: [looks at him] Huh, Bob Saget?
Phoebe: Yeah, yeah, first there was my aunt Mary, and then there was umm, John, my mailman, and then my, my cowboy friend Albino Bob.
(Angela and Bob walk in. Bob is good-looking.)
PHOE: Oh I do, it's.... it's Bob Saget. She hates him.
MR. GELLER: Honey. Honey, have you seen my Harmon Kilerbrew bat? Bob doesn't believe I have one.
Phoebe: Oh, yeah, Bob said there might be flood damage.
(Angela is eating chicken wings and making the weasel-like noise Joey had told Bob about.)
Bob: Look, either you leave, or we remove you.
Bob: Umm, Ginger's gonna take over this corner.
Chandler: Hey Bob.
Rachel: (changing the subject) Yknow Bob in Human Resources
Joey: Bob? Who the hell's Bob?
Bob: Hey Toby! Have a good night. (Walks by.)
Chandler: You like the Purple Rain display! (A guy walks up.) Hey Bob.
Bob: Hey! Hows my pal Toby doing today?
[Scene: Chandlers Office Building, Chandler is walking by the elevators and sees Bob standing there.]
Chandler: Bob? Ooh, working here with us? Everyday? Yeah, I dont know if he has what it takes.
Bob: (laughs) Toby!
Mr. Franklin: Okay, I hear you loud and clear. Bob will stay put.
Monica: Hi honey. We just got a wedding gift from Bob and Faye Bing; they dont like us do they? (They gave them a pok-a-dotted punch bowl.)
Rachel: All right, all right, well you just blew your chances at dating Bob!
DR. BURKE: No no, it, it's fine, believe me. I do it too. I always answer with the 'I'm OK' head bob. [demonstrates] 'I'm OK.' [tilts head] 'You sure?' [bobs head] 'Yeah, I'm fine.' Hey listen, I've got to set up the music. I got a new CD changer, of course the divorce only left me with 4 CD's to change.
Mr. Franklin: Hey-hey! Bing? Was that Bob from six you were just talking too?
Bob: Hey Toby!
Bob: Its Bob actually. Hey, you work up here, can you tell me where this Chandler Bings office is?
Bob: I want to talk to that bastard, see what his problem is.
[Scene: Outside Chandlers Office, Chandler is just about to go into his office when Bob calls for him from behind.]
Chandler: Okay Bob listen uhh, Im the reason you didnt get the job up here.
Bob: Toby dont.
Chandler: Bob!
[Scene: Chandlers Office, Bob is ransacking Chandlers office.]
Bob: Toby! Im not gonna let you cover for him. Anything you say right now will just get me more upset with Chandler!
Chandler: (entering) Bob. Bob! Bob!!! (He turns around) What the hell are you doing?!
Bob: I just found out this is Chandlers office! Come on Toby, give me a hand!
Bob: Hey Toby, you got a sec?
[Scene: Chandlers Office Building, Bob is standing at the elevators and sees Chandler walk up.]
Phoebe: (relived) Oh, whew, no, that's Bob.
Charlton Heston: (tosses him a towel, motions for him to get out of the shower and sits down on the couch) Every actor at one time or anotheropp! (Joey tries to sit down next to him and Heston makes him sit somewhere else.) Every actor thinks he stinks, even Lawrence Oliver at sometimes thought he stank, Bob Redford wont even watch himself.
Phoebe: Whoa-whoa-whoa! No drinks near the bucket! Set it down over there and then you can make a contribution! (The guy starts to walk away with a hurt look on his face.) And you can leave the hurt bunny look over there too! (Her boss and a co-worker walk up.) Hi Bob! (The same old lady from before walks bye.) (To the old lady.) I thought I told you to get outta here!
Phoebe: OK, fine, if it means that much to you I'll get rid of Bob.
Phoebe: Oh my god, we killed Bob!
Mike: Maybe it wasn't Bob, maybe it was a mouse.
Phoebe: I don't know, I kinda like Bob for a girl.
Phoebe: To kill Bob??
Phoebe: I'll find Bob, I'll get him. Bob? (starts looking) Bob! Robert! (looks at cabinet under sink) Oh wait, I think I hear him. Oh - Oh my god! Bob had babies! Bob's a mom!
Joey: Oh, Bob, get off the guy!
(The elevator doors opens, Bob boards the elevator, Chandler walks away, and Mr. Franklin steps out of the elevator.)
Joey: Come on. This guy's great. His name's Bob. He's Angela's... brother. He's smart, he's sophisticated, and he has a real job. Me, I go on three auditions a month and call myself an actor, but Bob is...
Monica: What does the red X next to Bob Greenmore's name mean?