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Carol: I guess so. (Carol starts to breast feed Ben.)
Ross: Thanks Aunt Pheebs. Hey, you didn't microwave that, did you, because it's breast milk, and you're not supposed to do that.
Phoebe: Duh, I think I know how to heat breast milk. Ok. (Squirts some on her wrist and tastes it.)
Ross: It's breast milk.
Joey: What is the big deal? (Tastes the breast milk.)
Ross: Ok, would people stop drinking the breast milk?
Ross: Not even if Carol's breast had a picture of a missing child on it.
Ross: Because it's breast milk. It's gross.
Carol: My breast milk is gross?
Ross: No, no, Carol. There's nothing wrong with it. I just, I just don't think breast milk is for adults.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, another showdown is occuring, only this time its between Ross, a plate of cookies, and the breast milk. They've been eyeing each other for a while now, and Chandler and Joey are getting bored. He checks his Ross and in frustration, shoves his watch in front of Ross's eyes as if saying, "Hurry it up already!" Finally, Ross scratches his head, does that again, itches his nose, scratches his head, grabs the bottle, takes a big swig, and piles several cookies into his mouth.]
(Matthew runs in and starts patting the other breast, then walks away. Matt slowly stops patting her breast.)
Ross: (to the girls) Chandler was how old when he first touched a girl’s breast?
Joey: Well I tried, but people kept coming in and then you took your breast out!
(They move closer to together and Phoebe hesitantly puts her hand on Chandler's hip. He puts his hand on her left hip but then decides to put his hand on her left hip. Phoebe then grabs his butt. Chandler goes for her breast, but stops and puts his hand on her shoulder.)
Joey: Hey. I just saw a woman breast feeding both of her twins at the same time; it is like a freak show up here. (Notices shes wiping her eyes.) Whats the matter?
ROSS: I got bottled breast milk.
Joey: Yeah. And look, I just want you to know that with Rachel staying here and everything, all my feelings from before are totally over, okay? And even if they weren't, when you accidentally walk in on a woman using a breast pump...
Monica: You would not believe my day! I had to work two shifts, and then to top it off, I lost one of my fake boobs, (opens her coat revealing a large burn mark over her left breast.) in a grill fire.
(They move closer to together and Phoebe hesitantly puts her hand on Chandler's hip. He puts his hand on her left hip but then decides to put his hand on her left hip. Phoebe then grabs his butt. Chandler goes for her breast, but stops and puts his hand on her shoulder.)
Ross: Correct. Chandler was how old when he first touched a girls breast?
Joey: You got it! Oh-oh! (He starts patting the burned spot, which just happens to be over her breast.)
[Cut to Monicas restaurant kitchen, its the episode where Joey is working as a waiter at Monicas restaurant. Joey is patting her breast from when she set it on fire.]
MONICA: Joey they're not real. I start miles beneath the surface of these things, ok, they're fake. See [squeezes her breast] honk honk.
Nurse: Why dont we try massaging the breast to stimulate the flow. (Does so.)
Mrs. Green: Darling, thats a breast pump!
Joey: No! She had the ring on, she seemed so excited, and then she took her breast out.
Ross: Whoa! Hey! Whoa-whoa-whoa, you saw her breast?!
Rachel: Yeah! Hi Emma. Hey, why do you think she wont take my breast?
Rachel: Its just so frustrating! Why doesnt she want my breast?!
Joey: Kate Miller it is. (he picks up the Kate Miller badge and sticks it on Rachel's breast)
Phoebe: Yeah, I kinda do. (Mike lets go of her hand) Well, how's this? (she takes Mike's hand and puts it on her breast, she tears open the sugar and puts it in her coffee. Mike thinks it over and nods appreciative. After that, they hold hands again. Joey now enters, and sees the two sitting on the couch, holding hands.)
Joey: In that case should I make sure it's on real good? (he does so, repeatedly tapping on her breast and stroking it)