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[Scene: Ross's apartment, Rachel is trying to repair the thing she broke earlier, but gets interrupted by hearing Ross at the door. She panics and throws the thing into the kitchen. And runs to the couch as Ross enters.]
Phoebe: Are you asking me out? Cause it would be kinda weird since you just broke up with my sister.
Joey: Yeah, she broke up with me.
Chandler: I thought I broke Joeys chair! Thats why I replaced it with mine!
Monica: Anyway, Ross and I were always captains, and um, it got kindve competitive and one year, Geller Bowl VI, I accidentally broke Rosss nose.
Rachel: Uh, well, I think, I think he broke up with me.
Monica: Hey, Joey, I dont think that you should leave Chandler alone. I mean its only been two days since he broke up with Kathy. Maybe you can go fishing next week?
Chandler: You do know that Wham broke up?
Phoebe: Wait, wait, remember when my water broke? (They all high-five again.)
Joey: He broke up with Julie. Well, go hug her, for god's sakes.
Big Nosed Rachel: Not for me. Chip and I broke up!
Monica: Oh my God! You're water broke!
Phoebe: No way! No way! You just broke with Tag a week ago.
Rachel: See? Yeah, you told me the story. He and Monica dated when they broke up they couldn't even be in the same room together and you all promised that you would stay his friend and what happened? He got phased out!
Rachel: Yeah, he broke those too.
Phoebe: Me taking care of you is no problem, huh? You guys feel safe. Right? Okay, Im gonna take that spit bubble as, "Yeah, I do!" Okay, after I get rid of this dirty diaper Leslie, Ill set you up with a clean one. (She throws it at the garbage without looking, misses, and knocks over a vase and flowers, which fall to the floor and break.) Okay, Im sorry. I didnt mean to scare you. I just have to clean that up. Okay? Cause lets face it, were at Monicas. (She crawls over, disposes of the diaper, picks up the flowers, and the vase.) I broke it. All right. Well, thats just the way that goes. (She throws out both the flowers and the vase.) Okay, good. (She turns around and only counts two babies.) Why are there only two of you? Where is Leslie? Well, you cant answer. (She starts looking for her) Leslie? Where are you Leslie? Leslie, now would be a good time for your first words! (She turns around and finds that Leslie has managed to crawl into the bottom drawer of the TV cabinet.) Well, look at you! Hey! You are a little bit mischievous! My gosh! (She picks her up and notices a surprise is waiting in the drawer.) Oh, youre a lot mischievous! Well, itll dry. (Closes the drawer with her foot.) (To Leslie) Okay, you sit with your brother and sister nowwho arent there! (They both have disappeared as well.)
Joey: (holding a box) Well, remember when they got in that big fight and broke up and we were all stuck in her with no food or anything? Well, when Ross said Rachel at the wedding, I figured it was gonna happen again, so I hid this in here.
Chandler: I believe the foundation of our friendship was unfortunate hair. (Ross just stares at him) All right, look, if we're really gonna do this... it's not like you never broke one of the pacts.
Rachel: Hey, Chandler, don't freak out! I'm telling you something you already know! Come on, she broke up with Richard because he didn't want to have babies. And she's a woman, and she's almost 30, and y'know it's Monica.
Phoebe: He broke that.
Rachel: Ross! We broke up two years ago; you've been married since then. I think it's okay that we see other people.
Joey: In Bizarro World!! You broke the code!
Chandler: Okay, a little problem. The key broke in the lock and I cant get in!
Chandler: You slept with somebody three hours after you thought you broke up. I mean bullets have left guns slower!
Monica: I cannot believe you broke up with her just like that.
Monica: It was okay. Shes still kind of depressed because she broke up with her boyfriend.
Joey: We broke down on the Parkway, so I have to walk back and get some transmission fluid. And hey, listen could you please tell Kathy that Ill be there as soon as I can.
Ross: No, I mean, look I dont know if anything is going to happen with us, again. Ever. But I dont want to know that it-it never could. So I stopped it and she got mad and broke my projector.
Joey: Im not talking to you! You broke my fridge!
Joey: What? What the hell am I doing? You just broke my fridge!
Ross: So I guess you bought that book after we broke up huh?
Joey: (entering) Pheebs! There you are! Okay, you broke my fridge; you owe me 400 bucks!
Ross: I knew it! I knew it! I always knew she liked him! Y'know, shed say no, but here we are! Right? We just broke up, first thing she does!
Julie: Thats why you broke up with me?
Monica: I'm sure everything's fine. Has her water broke yet?
Monica: You broke up with a girl because she was fat?!
Richard: So Monica let me ask you a question. Yknow, since we broke up do you ever, think about me?
Joey: So, system kinda broke down huh?!
Monica: Well, you broke up with Julie Grath! How much weight could she have gained?
Monica: You actually broke her watch? Wow! The worst thing I ever did was, I-I shredded by boyfriend's favorite bath towel.
Tag: We kinda broke up this morning.
Rachel: Yeah, he thought he broke your chair so he switched the chairs!
Rachel: Now that she broke up with you?
Phoebe: David the scientist guy, David that I was in love with, David who went to Russia and broke my heart David!
Chandler: Whoa-whoa-whoa! You broke Joeys chair?
Rachel: Well, its a long story, but umm I broke Joeys chair
Eric: Uh listen, I justI thought you should know I broke up with Ursula.
Chandler: Joey you broke my chair!!
Chandler: Because you (Points to Joey) broke a chair and you (Points to Rachel) broke a chair! The only one around here that hasnt broke a chair, is me!
Rachel: Oh yeah, Joey broke it. Had to get rid of it.
Chandler: Yknow I was thinking if we had a a big fight and uh we broke up for a few hours
PHOEBE: I, I don't wanna meet my father over the phone. What am I gonna say, like 'Hi, I'm Phoebe, the daughter you abandoned. Oh, by the way, I broke your dog.'
Tag: Yknow, Im actually glad Phoebe called. (He pulls out a stool and Rachel sits down.) I know we broke up because you thought I wasnt mature enough, but Ive really grown up and think we should get back together.
Joey: No, no, no, no! Hes fine! Look, look, look! (picks up the ball) Heres your ball! Get your ball! Get your ball! (he throws the ball and it bounces right next to the dog) Get your ball! My God, what have I done to you, huh? I broke the dog! Pheebs, I broke the dog!
Phoebe: Oh, just as well, I broke this one.
Phoebe: Sure! I feel so bad for you; I broke my leg once too.
Rachel: Oh no. No-no! I think my water just broke.
Phoebe: I'm sorry, I broke down... I wanted to see him.
Ross: I broke my thumb.
Phoebe: Broke them all, huh?
Joey: Oh, you told her you broke all the plates, huh? (Chandler walks back, looking angrily at Joey)
Charlie: Actually, Alby is the guy I broke up with.
Phoebe: Mike and I broke up.
Charlie: Uh, well... Joey and I broke up.
Joey: Uh... Charlie and I broke up.
Ross: No, NO! (they're moving to the side of the bed, where they sit down) Look, I need to talk to Joey. I mean, you guys just broke up. Before anything more happens between us, I need to know he's okay with it.
Joey: Whoo, whoo. Wow, it's uhm... kinda weird that I'm sitting next to Charlie after we broke up.
RACHEL: [on phone] Hi, Mr. Treeger. Hi, it's Rachel Green from upstairs. Yes, somebody, uh, broke our knob on the radiator and it's really hot in here. Yes, it's, it's hot enough to bake cookies. Well, do you think we could have a new one by 6? Wha t, no, no, Tuesday, we can't wait until Tuesday, we're having a party tonight.
Mike: Yeah... Well, when... you and I broke up I started seeing someone.
Ross: You broke the pact!
Ross: Okay, last night after you guys broke up... so sorry to hear about that, by the way... Well, Charlie and I were talking, and..., well...
Rachel: Chandler, dont worry! This doesnt make you any less of a guy! (Chandler starts blowing on his fingernails like women do.) That does! (Chandler stops blowing.) What am I sitting on? (She looks and finds a huge nail.) I hate to think what this woman was scratching when this broke off.
Chandler: (pause) No, were still together. Yeah we went out for two summers, and then I broke up with her.
Mr. Geller: Worse than when he broke up with Barbara.
Charlie: Benji isn't in love with me. I mean, he broke up with me. And besides, he's a very ethical man.
Chandler: All right, think about it. Now remember when you were going out with that girl Donna and you guys broke up. Remember how horrible it was when you guys bumped into each other at the supermarket?
Ross: Umm, candles, champagne, yeah anniversaries are great. Cause you know love lasts forever, y'know. Nothing like it in this lifetime, money in the bank, so Rachel and I broke up.
Phoebe: You mean the time you broke the ketchup bottle and cleaned it up with Monicas guest towels?
CHANDLER: What're you kidding? I broke up with her. She actually thought that Sean Penn was the capital of Cambodia.
Joey: The fridge broke. I have to eat everything. Cold cuts, ice cream, limesHey, what was in that brown jar?
Ross: I dont know. I mean I-I guess I could. Its just that we didnt really end things such good terms. And if I go over there Id be ignoring the one thing she asked me to do when we broke up, jump up my own ass and die. (Walks away.)
Phoebe: Ok, good! (pause) You guys were so scared! There was no way I was gonna dump this...(a pigeon swoops down, scaring Phoebe who drops the bowl on the street) Oh God, no! (pause) I think I broke your bowl.
Mr. Geller: Honey, relationships are hard. Like with your Mom and me. You know after we graduated college we broke up for a while. It seems her Father, your Grandfather, wanted her to travel around Europe, like he did. Of course, he got to do it on Uncle Sam's nickel, because he was also strafing German troop trains at the time. However, (turns around and sees that Monica is sleeping and puts a blanket around her, kisses her, picks up the cigar, and starts watching the video)
Tim: But we broke up.
Chandler: (in a deep voice) If I broke up with you, Id miss you.
Michelle: It�s so amazing I met you the same day that Eric broke up with me, because it�s like you lose a boyfriend,you get a boyfriend.
Phoebe: Oh, okay, except I broke up with Roger.
Rachel: Yeah, well it was. I, I broke a cup.
Joey: No, no, hey, no! Too late for apologies... ok? You broke my heart. You know how many women I had to sleep with to get over you? (and he leaves the apartment, leaving her shocked)
Chandler: What are you still doing here? She just broke up with the guy, it's time for you to swoop in!
Joey: Man, I remember the first time I saw that girl Katherine, after we broke up. She was just walking with her friend Donna, just laughing and talking. God, it killed me.
Phoebe: Well, but thats what he was for me. And she you know, kind of stole him away, and then... broke his heart... and then he wouldnt even talk to me any more. Because he said he didnt wanna be around... anything that looked like either one of us.
MONICA: Money is so impersonal. Cookies says someone really cares. . . Alright, we're broke, but cookies do say that.
RACHEL: Hey Chandler. Monica just broke my seashell lamp.
Joey: The fridge broke. I have to eat everything. Cold cuts, ice cream, limesHey, what was in that brown jar?
Phoebe: Fine, all right, mine had a dwarf that got broke in half, but y'know whatever.
Phoebe: Go Charlie! But my point is, ok so she dated them but she also broke up with them. Maybe she's looking to, you know, slum it with some average Joe Phd.
Ross: The ride broke down. So, Carol and I went behind a couple of those mechanical Dutch children... then they fixed the ride, and we were asked never to return to the Magic Kingdom.
Ross: Come on you guys, we're sorry, alri...? Our subway broke down.
Rachel: If we broke up, and I lost you...
CHANDLER: I broke up with her.