words in movies
PHOEBE: I, I don't wanna meet my father over the phone. What am I gonna say, like 'Hi, I'm Phoebe, the daughter you abandoned. Oh, by the way, I broke your dog.'
Chandler: (in a deep voice) If I broke up with you, Id miss you.
Chandler: What are you still doing here? She just broke up with the guy, it's time for you to swoop in!
Joey: No, no, hey, no! Too late for apologies... ok? You broke my heart. You know how many women I had to sleep with to get over you? (and he leaves the apartment, leaving her shocked)
Rachel: Yeah, well it was. I, I broke a cup.
Phoebe: Oh, okay, except I broke up with Roger.
Joey: Man, I remember the first time I saw that girl Katherine, after we broke up. She was just walking with her friend Donna, just laughing and talking. God, it killed me.
MONICA: Money is so impersonal. Cookies says someone really cares. . . Alright, we're broke, but cookies do say that.
Phoebe: Well, but thats what he was for me. And she you know, kind of stole him away, and then... broke his heart... and then he wouldnt even talk to me any more. Because he said he didnt wanna be around... anything that looked like either one of us.
RACHEL: Hey Chandler. Monica just broke my seashell lamp.
Phoebe: Fine, all right, mine had a dwarf that got broke in half, but y'know whatever.
CHANDLER: I broke up with her.
Joey: The fridge broke. I have to eat everything. Cold cuts, ice cream, limesHey, what was in that brown jar?
Ross: The ride broke down. So, Carol and I went behind a couple of those mechanical Dutch children... then they fixed the ride, and we were asked never to return to the Magic Kingdom.
Phoebe: Go Charlie! But my point is, ok so she dated them but she also broke up with them. Maybe she's looking to, you know, slum it with some average Joe Phd.
PHOEBE: You name one woman that you broke up with for a real reason.
Rachel: If we broke up, and I lost you...
JOEY: He broke up with Julie. Well, go hug her, for god's sakes.
Ross: Come on you guys, we're sorry, alri...? Our subway broke down.
MNCA: Well we... we kinda broke up.
ROSS: I just wanna thank you for being there for me today. And I'm sorry I,I almost broke your hand.
MONICA: Ok, all right. It was an accident, I swear, all right. I was putting on my jacket, and the thing, and the lamp, and it broke.
RACHEL: Well not when they find out you slept with Jason Hurley an hour after he broke up with Monica.
EDDIE: That's good, that's good. So, so, so who broke up with who?
Ross: Yeah, see Mon, listen, listen. When Carol and I broke up, I went through the same thing. And you know what I did?
Rachel: Monica, you broke up with him for a reason.
Chandler: Oh, because his penis was too big. (he notices that David is not amused) Oh, I'm sorry, that's the kind of thing I do. (pause) They broke up because Mike didn't want to get married. Hey, what if you just let Phoebe know you'd be open to marriage?
Chandler: No, no, the actual cartoon character. Of course the balloon. It's all over the news. Right before he reached Macy's, he broke free and was spotted flying over Washington Square Park. I'm goin' to the roof, who's with me?
Frank: She broke my arm.
Joey: Come on man! You never want to do anything since you and Janice broke up.
Phoebe: Y'know I had a dream where Ross and Rachel were still together, they never broke up. And we were all just like hanging out, and everyone was happy....
Girl: Im not gonna tell you! Youre the bad man who broke Sarahs leg.
Monica: You broke a little girls leg?!!
Monica: Anyway, Ross and I were always captains, and um, it got kindve competitive and one year, Geller Bowl VI, I accidentally broke Rosss nose.
Rachel: No, we kinda broke up instead.
Monica: Thats okay, this is more important than fruit (pause) (angrily) on my ceiling! You broke up?!
Ross: Well, oh, Im sorry your car broke down Pheebs, but Im a little too busy with some of my real friends right now, but please call to let me know you got home safely okay?
Charlie: Actually, I'm kinda happy to be leaving... I just broke up with someeone.
Chandler: Its possible. You are very loveable, Id miss you if I broke up with you. (Ross glares at him) I was just trying to be supportive.
Phoebe: Are you asking me out? Cause it would be kinda weird since you just broke up with my sister.
Joey: Yeah, she broke up with me.
Phoebe: Well, I think I broke it. But thats all right, heres the number you can call.
Chandler: I thought I broke Joeys chair! Thats why I replaced it with mine!
Monica: Hey, Joey, I dont think that you should leave Chandler alone. I mean its only been two days since he broke up with Kathy. Maybe you can go fishing next week?
Chandler: You do know that Wham broke up?
Rachel: Uh, well, I think, I think he broke up with me.
Joey: He broke up with Julie. Well, go hug her, for god's sakes.
Phoebe: Wait, wait, remember when my water broke? (They all high-five again.)
Big Nosed Rachel: Not for me. Chip and I broke up!
Phoebe: No way! No way! You just broke with Tag a week ago.
Monica: Oh my God! You're water broke!
Phoebe: Me taking care of you is no problem, huh? You guys feel safe. Right? Okay, Im gonna take that spit bubble as, "Yeah, I do!" Okay, after I get rid of this dirty diaper Leslie, Ill set you up with a clean one. (She throws it at the garbage without looking, misses, and knocks over a vase and flowers, which fall to the floor and break.) Okay, Im sorry. I didnt mean to scare you. I just have to clean that up. Okay? Cause lets face it, were at Monicas. (She crawls over, disposes of the diaper, picks up the flowers, and the vase.) I broke it. All right. Well, thats just the way that goes. (She throws out both the flowers and the vase.) Okay, good. (She turns around and only counts two babies.) Why are there only two of you? Where is Leslie? Well, you cant answer. (She starts looking for her) Leslie? Where are you Leslie? Leslie, now would be a good time for your first words! (She turns around and finds that Leslie has managed to crawl into the bottom drawer of the TV cabinet.) Well, look at you! Hey! You are a little bit mischievous! My gosh! (She picks her up and notices a surprise is waiting in the drawer.) Oh, youre a lot mischievous! Well, itll dry. (Closes the drawer with her foot.) (To Leslie) Okay, you sit with your brother and sister nowwho arent there! (They both have disappeared as well.)
Rachel: See? Yeah, you told me the story. He and Monica dated when they broke up they couldn't even be in the same room together and you all promised that you would stay his friend and what happened? He got phased out!
Joey: (holding a box) Well, remember when they got in that big fight and broke up and we were all stuck in her with no food or anything? Well, when Ross said Rachel at the wedding, I figured it was gonna happen again, so I hid this in here.
Rachel: Hey, Chandler, don't freak out! I'm telling you something you already know! Come on, she broke up with Richard because he didn't want to have babies. And she's a woman, and she's almost 30, and y'know it's Monica.
Phoebe: He broke that.
Chandler: I believe the foundation of our friendship was unfortunate hair. (Ross just stares at him) All right, look, if we're really gonna do this... it's not like you never broke one of the pacts.
Rachel: Yeah, he broke those too.
Joey: In Bizarro World!! You broke the code!
Monica: I cannot believe you broke up with her just like that.
Rachel: Ross! We broke up two years ago; you've been married since then. I think it's okay that we see other people.
Chandler: Okay, a little problem. The key broke in the lock and I cant get in!
Chandler: You slept with somebody three hours after you thought you broke up. I mean bullets have left guns slower!
Monica: It was okay. Shes still kind of depressed because she broke up with her boyfriend.
Joey: We broke down on the Parkway, so I have to walk back and get some transmission fluid. And hey, listen could you please tell Kathy that Ill be there as soon as I can.
Joey: Im not talking to you! You broke my fridge!
Ross: No, I mean, look I dont know if anything is going to happen with us, again. Ever. But I dont want to know that it-it never could. So I stopped it and she got mad and broke my projector.
Joey: What? What the hell am I doing? You just broke my fridge!
Joey: (entering) Pheebs! There you are! Okay, you broke my fridge; you owe me 400 bucks!
Ross: So I guess you bought that book after we broke up huh?
Ross: I knew it! I knew it! I always knew she liked him! Y'know, shed say no, but here we are! Right? We just broke up, first thing she does!
Richard: So Monica let me ask you a question. Yknow, since we broke up do you ever, think about me?
Monica: I'm sure everything's fine. Has her water broke yet?
Monica: You broke up with a girl because she was fat?!
Monica: Well, you broke up with Julie Grath! How much weight could she have gained?
Julie: Thats why you broke up with me?
Joey: So, system kinda broke down huh?!
Monica: You actually broke her watch? Wow! The worst thing I ever did was, I-I shredded by boyfriend's favorite bath towel.
Chandler: Whoa-whoa-whoa! You broke Joeys chair?
Rachel: Now that she broke up with you?
Phoebe: David the scientist guy, David that I was in love with, David who went to Russia and broke my heart David!
Rachel: Yeah, he thought he broke your chair so he switched the chairs!
Tag: We kinda broke up this morning.
Rachel: Well, its a long story, but umm I broke Joeys chair
Chandler: Joey you broke my chair!!
Eric: Uh listen, I justI thought you should know I broke up with Ursula.
Chandler: Because you (Points to Joey) broke a chair and you (Points to Rachel) broke a chair! The only one around here that hasnt broke a chair, is me!
Rachel: Oh yeah, Joey broke it. Had to get rid of it.
Chandler: Yknow I was thinking if we had a a big fight and uh we broke up for a few hours
Joey: No, no, no, no! Hes fine! Look, look, look! (picks up the ball) Heres your ball! Get your ball! Get your ball! (he throws the ball and it bounces right next to the dog) Get your ball! My God, what have I done to you, huh? I broke the dog! Pheebs, I broke the dog!
Tag: Yknow, Im actually glad Phoebe called. (He pulls out a stool and Rachel sits down.) I know we broke up because you thought I wasnt mature enough, but Ive really grown up and think we should get back together.
Phoebe: Oh, just as well, I broke this one.
Phoebe: Sure! I feel so bad for you; I broke my leg once too.
Rachel: Oh no. No-no! I think my water just broke.
Phoebe: Mike and I broke up.
Ross: I broke my thumb.
Phoebe: Broke them all, huh?
Joey: Oh, you told her you broke all the plates, huh? (Chandler walks back, looking angrily at Joey)
Phoebe: I'm sorry, I broke down... I wanted to see him.
Charlie: Actually, Alby is the guy I broke up with.
Joey: Whoo, whoo. Wow, it's uhm... kinda weird that I'm sitting next to Charlie after we broke up.