words in movies
Monica: Hey, Joey, I dont think that you should leave Chandler alone. I mean its only been two days since he broke up with Kathy. Maybe you can go fishing next week?
Julie: Thats why you broke up with me?
Monica: Well, you broke up with Julie Grath! How much weight could she have gained?
Joey: So, system kinda broke down huh?!
Monica: You actually broke her watch? Wow! The worst thing I ever did was, I-I shredded by boyfriend's favorite bath towel.
Tag: We kinda broke up this morning.
Rachel: Now that she broke up with you?
Phoebe: David the scientist guy, David that I was in love with, David who went to Russia and broke my heart David!
Chandler: Whoa-whoa-whoa! You broke Joeys chair?
Rachel: Well, its a long story, but umm I broke Joeys chair
Chandler: Joey you broke my chair!!
Rachel: Yeah, he thought he broke your chair so he switched the chairs!
Chandler: Because you (Points to Joey) broke a chair and you (Points to Rachel) broke a chair! The only one around here that hasnt broke a chair, is me!
Rachel: Oh yeah, Joey broke it. Had to get rid of it.
PHOEBE: I, I don't wanna meet my father over the phone. What am I gonna say, like 'Hi, I'm Phoebe, the daughter you abandoned. Oh, by the way, I broke your dog.'
Chandler: Yknow I was thinking if we had a a big fight and uh we broke up for a few hours
Eric: Uh listen, I justI thought you should know I broke up with Ursula.
Phoebe: Oh, just as well, I broke this one.
Tag: Yknow, Im actually glad Phoebe called. (He pulls out a stool and Rachel sits down.) I know we broke up because you thought I wasnt mature enough, but Ive really grown up and think we should get back together.
Charlie: Actually, Alby is the guy I broke up with.
Joey: No, no, no, no! Hes fine! Look, look, look! (picks up the ball) Heres your ball! Get your ball! Get your ball! (he throws the ball and it bounces right next to the dog) Get your ball! My God, what have I done to you, huh? I broke the dog! Pheebs, I broke the dog!
Rachel: Oh no. No-no! I think my water just broke.
Phoebe: Sure! I feel so bad for you; I broke my leg once too.
Phoebe: I'm sorry, I broke down... I wanted to see him.
Ross: I broke my thumb.
Phoebe: Broke them all, huh?
Joey: Oh, you told her you broke all the plates, huh? (Chandler walks back, looking angrily at Joey)
Joey: Whoo, whoo. Wow, it's uhm... kinda weird that I'm sitting next to Charlie after we broke up.
Charlie: Uh, well... Joey and I broke up.
Ross: No, NO! (they're moving to the side of the bed, where they sit down) Look, I need to talk to Joey. I mean, you guys just broke up. Before anything more happens between us, I need to know he's okay with it.
Phoebe: Mike and I broke up.
Joey: Uh... Charlie and I broke up.
Mike: Yeah... Well, when... you and I broke up I started seeing someone.
Rachel: Chandler, dont worry! This doesnt make you any less of a guy! (Chandler starts blowing on his fingernails like women do.) That does! (Chandler stops blowing.) What am I sitting on? (She looks and finds a huge nail.) I hate to think what this woman was scratching when this broke off.
Ross: Okay, last night after you guys broke up... so sorry to hear about that, by the way... Well, Charlie and I were talking, and..., well...
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Rachel is trying to repair the thing she broke earlier, but gets interrupted by hearing Ross at the door. She panics and throws the thing into the kitchen. And runs to the couch as Ross enters.]
Ross: You broke the pact!
Mr. Geller: Worse than when he broke up with Barbara.
RACHEL: [on phone] Hi, Mr. Treeger. Hi, it's Rachel Green from upstairs. Yes, somebody, uh, broke our knob on the radiator and it's really hot in here. Yes, it's, it's hot enough to bake cookies. Well, do you think we could have a new one by 6? Wha t, no, no, Tuesday, we can't wait until Tuesday, we're having a party tonight.
Charlie: Benji isn't in love with me. I mean, he broke up with me. And besides, he's a very ethical man.
Ross: Umm, candles, champagne, yeah anniversaries are great. Cause you know love lasts forever, y'know. Nothing like it in this lifetime, money in the bank, so Rachel and I broke up.
Chandler: (pause) No, were still together. Yeah we went out for two summers, and then I broke up with her.
Phoebe: Ok, good! (pause) You guys were so scared! There was no way I was gonna dump this...(a pigeon swoops down, scaring Phoebe who drops the bowl on the street) Oh God, no! (pause) I think I broke your bowl.
Chandler: All right, think about it. Now remember when you were going out with that girl Donna and you guys broke up. Remember how horrible it was when you guys bumped into each other at the supermarket?
Phoebe: You mean the time you broke the ketchup bottle and cleaned it up with Monicas guest towels?
CHANDLER: What're you kidding? I broke up with her. She actually thought that Sean Penn was the capital of Cambodia.
Joey: The fridge broke. I have to eat everything. Cold cuts, ice cream, limesHey, what was in that brown jar?
Ross: I dont know. I mean I-I guess I could. Its just that we didnt really end things such good terms. And if I go over there Id be ignoring the one thing she asked me to do when we broke up, jump up my own ass and die. (Walks away.)
Tim: But we broke up.
Mr. Geller: Honey, relationships are hard. Like with your Mom and me. You know after we graduated college we broke up for a while. It seems her Father, your Grandfather, wanted her to travel around Europe, like he did. Of course, he got to do it on Uncle Sam's nickel, because he was also strafing German troop trains at the time. However, (turns around and sees that Monica is sleeping and puts a blanket around her, kisses her, picks up the cigar, and starts watching the video)
Chandler: (in a deep voice) If I broke up with you, Id miss you.
Michelle: It�s so amazing I met you the same day that Eric broke up with me, because it�s like you lose a boyfriend,you get a boyfriend.
Rachel: Yeah, well it was. I, I broke a cup.
Joey: No, no, hey, no! Too late for apologies... ok? You broke my heart. You know how many women I had to sleep with to get over you? (and he leaves the apartment, leaving her shocked)
Joey: Man, I remember the first time I saw that girl Katherine, after we broke up. She was just walking with her friend Donna, just laughing and talking. God, it killed me.
Chandler: What are you still doing here? She just broke up with the guy, it's time for you to swoop in!
Phoebe: Oh, okay, except I broke up with Roger.
Phoebe: Well, but thats what he was for me. And she you know, kind of stole him away, and then... broke his heart... and then he wouldnt even talk to me any more. Because he said he didnt wanna be around... anything that looked like either one of us.
RACHEL: Hey Chandler. Monica just broke my seashell lamp.
MONICA: Money is so impersonal. Cookies says someone really cares. . . Alright, we're broke, but cookies do say that.
PHOEBE: You name one woman that you broke up with for a real reason.
Phoebe: Fine, all right, mine had a dwarf that got broke in half, but y'know whatever.
Joey: The fridge broke. I have to eat everything. Cold cuts, ice cream, limesHey, what was in that brown jar?
Phoebe: Go Charlie! But my point is, ok so she dated them but she also broke up with them. Maybe she's looking to, you know, slum it with some average Joe Phd.
Rachel: If we broke up, and I lost you...
CHANDLER: I broke up with her.
Ross: The ride broke down. So, Carol and I went behind a couple of those mechanical Dutch children... then they fixed the ride, and we were asked never to return to the Magic Kingdom.
MNCA: Well we... we kinda broke up.
Ross: Come on you guys, we're sorry, alri...? Our subway broke down.
JOEY: He broke up with Julie. Well, go hug her, for god's sakes.
ROSS: I just wanna thank you for being there for me today. And I'm sorry I,I almost broke your hand.
EDDIE: That's good, that's good. So, so, so who broke up with who?
MONICA: Ok, all right. It was an accident, I swear, all right. I was putting on my jacket, and the thing, and the lamp, and it broke.
RACHEL: Well not when they find out you slept with Jason Hurley an hour after he broke up with Monica.
Ross: Yeah, see Mon, listen, listen. When Carol and I broke up, I went through the same thing. And you know what I did?
Rachel: Monica, you broke up with him for a reason.
Chandler: Oh, because his penis was too big. (he notices that David is not amused) Oh, I'm sorry, that's the kind of thing I do. (pause) They broke up because Mike didn't want to get married. Hey, what if you just let Phoebe know you'd be open to marriage?
Monica: You broke a little girls leg?!!
Joey: Come on man! You never want to do anything since you and Janice broke up.
Chandler: No, no, the actual cartoon character. Of course the balloon. It's all over the news. Right before he reached Macy's, he broke free and was spotted flying over Washington Square Park. I'm goin' to the roof, who's with me?
Frank: She broke my arm.
Phoebe: Y'know I had a dream where Ross and Rachel were still together, they never broke up. And we were all just like hanging out, and everyone was happy....
Girl: Im not gonna tell you! Youre the bad man who broke Sarahs leg.
Rachel: No, we kinda broke up instead.
Monica: Thats okay, this is more important than fruit (pause) (angrily) on my ceiling! You broke up?!
Charlie: Actually, I'm kinda happy to be leaving... I just broke up with someeone.
Ross: Well, oh, Im sorry your car broke down Pheebs, but Im a little too busy with some of my real friends right now, but please call to let me know you got home safely okay?
Chandler: Its possible. You are very loveable, Id miss you if I broke up with you. (Ross glares at him) I was just trying to be supportive.
Phoebe: Are you asking me out? Cause it would be kinda weird since you just broke up with my sister.
Phoebe: Well, I think I broke it. But thats all right, heres the number you can call.
Monica: Anyway, Ross and I were always captains, and um, it got kindve competitive and one year, Geller Bowl VI, I accidentally broke Rosss nose.
Joey: Yeah, she broke up with me.
Chandler: I thought I broke Joeys chair! Thats why I replaced it with mine!
Chandler: You do know that Wham broke up?
Rachel: See? Yeah, you told me the story. He and Monica dated when they broke up they couldn't even be in the same room together and you all promised that you would stay his friend and what happened? He got phased out!
Joey: He broke up with Julie. Well, go hug her, for god's sakes.
Phoebe: Wait, wait, remember when my water broke? (They all high-five again.)
Rachel: Uh, well, I think, I think he broke up with me.
Big Nosed Rachel: Not for me. Chip and I broke up!
Monica: Oh my God! You're water broke!
Phoebe: No way! No way! You just broke with Tag a week ago.