words in movies
Chandler: Oh my God this doesnt count! Okay? The interview was over, that was the real Chandler Bing in there, this is just some crazy guy out in the hall! Call security! Theres a crazy guy out in the hall!
Chandler: Ill look forward to your call. (Walks away.)
Rachel: Yes! And not because I want you to go out with me, but because I dont want you to go out with anybody! Okay? I know its a terrible thing to even think this, and its completely inappropriate, but I want you to be at my constant beck and call 24 hours a day! Im very sorry, but that is just the way that I feel.
Rachel: All right, you know what? I am not leaving here, until you call that plane back!! (She pounds her hand on the counter twice. The ticket agent counters by placing the closed sign on the counter and tapping it twice.)
Phoebe: Oh, God, just do it! (Grabbing the phone.) Call her! Stop being so testosteroney!
JOEY: Let me get this straight. He got you to beg to sleep with him, he got you to say he never has to call you again, and he got you thinking this was a great idea.
Monica: Oh really, so that hysterical phone call I got from a woman at sobbing 3:00 A.M., "I'll never have grandchildren, I'll never have grandchildren." was what? A wrong number?
Joey: Did you call the cops?
The Man: (To Ross) Excuse me. (He puts up a flyer that has a sketch drawing of Joey and it reads, "Warning! Intruder! If you see this creep - call the cops!") You should check this out, tell the other tenants. Apparently he's running around looking for some kind of a hot girl.
Phoebe: Well, no, no, wait, wait, wait. All right, I gotta go. Just listen. Promise me, that you will wait a minute before you call her.
Monica: I'm sorry, why is this girl going to call me?
Joey: Sure. I went through the exact same thing with Alicia Mae Emory... The waiting, the wandering... Then one day... I get that call from Toys "R" Us... She was in stock!
Monica: (pauses then on the phone) Uh- Rachel has left the building, can you call back?
Receptionist: (holds up her handshe is on the phone) It says to call this number if you're not completely satisfied with this candy bar. Well, I'm not completely satisfied.
Aurora: (gets up to leave) Well, call me if you change your mind.
Phoebe: Well, I never call me.
Emily: (on answering machine) Are you thinking about me? Of course you're not, but if you are, call me tonight. Okay, bye.
Joey: You call that delicious?
Coma Guy: Alright, I'll call you.
Monica: Oh, I don't know. Maybe, um, "That was nice?" Admit something to me? "I'll call you?"
Ross: ...nauseous, I'm physically nauseous. What am I supposed to do, huh? Call immigration? (pauses, looks suddenly inspired) I could call immigration!
Phoebe: Fine! Ill call Zurich and move some money around.
Phoebe: Can I borrow the phone? I want to call my apartment and check on my grandma. (to Monica) What's my number?
Joey: Yeah, well you didn't call and leave your grip size.
Monica: Oh, hi, Ross. Yeah. There's someone I want you to say hi to. (to Chandler) He just happened to call.
Fireman No. 1: You're our third call tonight.
Chandler: Call me!
Chandler: Well, I guess thats why they call it psychology, sir.
Rachel: Okay look, let me paint you a little picture. (She sits down next to him.) All right, you are settin sail up the Hudson! Youve got the wind in your h(sees that hes bald)arms! You-you get all that peace and quiet that youve always wanted! You get back to nature! You can go fishin! You canooh, you can get one of those little hats and have people call you captain, and then when youre old, Cappy.
Angela: Bob is great. He's smart, he's sophisticated, and he has a real job. You, you go on three auditions a month and you call yourself an actor, but Bob...
Steve: Well, smack my ass and call me Judy! These are fantastic!
(Meanwhile, Rachel has taken another call, from a nurse she'd hoped never to hear from again.)
Phoebe: So, um, are you gonna call him?
Chandler: Yes, I believe we can expect a call from the President any moment now.
Joey: ..ah, what're you doing here? I've been trying to call you.
[Scene: Petes office, he is participating in a conference call with three other employees, each of whom are on a different TV screen that he controls with a remote.]
Chandler: Call.
Phoebe: We're just... we're trying to figure out an excuse. Hey! Ooh! How about this: We can say that Monica told us 5 o'clock, not 4 o'clock. That way we're right on time! (Others start to agree but she continues) OR... or, we can plant PCP in the apartment and call the cops on her.
Ross: Oh-oh yeah, you-you came up to me and asked if I could do you a favor, and my Uncle Murray came up to you and handed you a check. And then you said, "Why do they call it a check? Why not a Yugoslavian?" (Chandler laughs.) Yeah, then you did that.
Rachel: Oh, she wants to see me tomorrow...Oh, she sounded really weird, I gotta call Barry... (Does so, on phone) Hi, it's me, I just.. Mindy!! Mindy! Hi! No, I figured that's where you'd be!
Monica: Why don't you just call her?
Chandler: I can't call her, I left a message! I have some pride.
Monica: Mail call, Rachel Green, bunk seven.
Joey: I tried to call you from the coffee shop, and there was no answer.
Chandler: To her face? Look its the end of the date, Im standing there, I know all shes waiting for is for me to say Ill call her and its just y'know, comes out. I cant help it, its a compulsion.
Ross: Oh, well this morning he got a call from who I think was our cousin Nathan, and frankly, it was a little more than I needed to know.
Jill: (awkwardly) Would you like to call somebody? (offering phone)
Chandler: (on phone, reading from a script) Oh, Danielle! I wasn't expecting the machine... Give me a call when you get a chance. (Rattles some dishes) Bye-bye. (Hangs up.) Oh God!
Chandler: Course there, they just call it food.
CHANDLER: All right, call it in the air.
Phoebe: Y'know, if you want, you can call her machine, and if she has a lot of beeps, that means she probably didn't get her messages yet.
Monica: (to Alan) Thanks. I'll call you tomorrow. (Alan exits, to all) Okay. Okay, let's let the Alan-bashing begin. Who's gonna take the first shot, hmm?
Chandler: I'm not gonna talk to her, she obviously got my message and is choosing not to call me. Now I'm needy and snubbed. God, I miss just being needy.
Chandler: No! (Calls) Danielle, hi! It's, uh, it's Chandler! (Listens) I'm fine. Uh, listen, I don't know if you tried to call me, because, uh, idiot that I am, I accidentally shut off my phone. (Listens) Oh, uh, okay, that's fine, that's great. (Listens) Okay. (Puts down the phone.) (to Monica) She's on the other line, she's gonna call me back. (He starts doing a little jig.) She's on the other line, she's gonna call me back, she's on the other line, gonna call me back...
ROSS: Ok, sweetheart, I'll call you later tonight. Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, hey, hey, you're not really gonna go through with this, are you?
Ross: Rachel! I'll just call her back.
CHANDLER: Can you hold on a moment? I have another call. (to Ross) I love her.
Phoebe: And call me!
RACH: Did uh, Ross call?
GUY: Alright, fine. [on the phone] I'll call you back. [hands the phone to her]
RACHEL: I'll call the super.
ROSS: How 'bout from now on we just call it the 'unfortunate incident'? [Rachel walks off] Hey Gunther, you got stairs in your place?
RACH: Why didn't he call? He's gonna stay with Julie, isn't he? He's gonna stay with her and she's going to be all, "Hi, I'm Julie, Ross picked me, and we're gonna to get married, have a lot of kids and dig up stuff together."
ROSS: Well, I guess I'm gonna call the beer company and try to find out where he is.
RACHEL: You want me to just call him up and tell him that you're seeing him instead? That's what you want?
SUSIE: Well um, why don't you call me in 20 years and tell me if you're still upset about this. [she leaves with his clothes]
Annabelle: Nobody knows his name. Me and the girls just call him the Hombre man.
ROSS: If you wanna call that a reason.
CHANDLER: That's what they'll call us.
MONICA: That's your call.
MRS. GELLER: Well, I was thinking, why doesn't he give Monica a call?
CHANDLER: Yeah I just... wanted to call and say hey.
MONICA: Never call me from that phone.
ROSS: Well, she'll call back, don't be such a baby.
INTERVIEWER: And if I want to call for a reference on your last job?
[Joey's place. He's watching Baywatch, lauging. He goes to say something to Chandler in the other chair but no one's there. He goes to call Chandler but decides not to.]
ROSS: Oh. And what do you call that?
CHANDLER: Alright, I'll tell you what, you call the couch and then, and then we'll call the couch, and we'll see who it comes to.
JOEY: Oh yeah yeah. I process. People want the processing, I'm the one they call.
RACHEL: Ok, so Phoebe, now are you gonna call your dad and let him know that his dog is ok?
FRANK: Cool, alright. So maybe, ya know, I could give you a call sometime, we could talk or somethin'.
PHOEBE: I'd call that excessive.
Joey: Yeah, we'll call that Plan B. All right?
Ross: (visibly nervous) Uh, that, that, that would be a judgment call.
ROSS: That doesn't matter. She wanted to call Bob. Hey, for all we know, Bob is who she was meant to be with. You may be destroying two people's chance for happiness.
Monica: If-if-if we ever did what you did a man would never call.
Monica: So, should I call him back?
Monica: (entering from her room) Okay. I gotta call Michelle. I gotta see if that was her voice or not. I'm sorry, I just have to.
Monica: Maybe we could call the phone company. Maybe they could change the message. Maybe they can change his number.
Joey: Maybe, I should call this place and get them to put my 'Days of Our Lives' on here. You know, juice this puppy up a little.
Phoebe: That is unfair. I'll call her and tell her it was totally my fault.
Chandler: Honey, you did call him back. 'Cause, it's, it's really old.
Chandler: She said she'd call me.
Chandler: Okay, okay. So, should I call her?
Monica: All right, we should call somebody.
Phoebe: Um, yeah sure. Why you wanna call your Mom?
Hoshi: You are iron. You are steel! Let me ask you something, how come when I call your computer support line, I have to wait an hour and a half?
Monica: Okay, ooh, alright. Name, address... Okay, in case of emergency, call?
Phoebe: Yeah, well, well see about that. Can I use your phone? I just wanna call everyone I know.
Monica: How can you not remember? You made us call you...Bea.
Monica: It's supposed to be that small. It's a pre-appetizer. The French call it an amouz-bouche.
Phoebe: Well, y'know we dont call it that, but yeah!
Rachel: You know what honey, you go ahead, well call her an alternate.